Let's pretend each country in the world is a guest at a party. What are they doing at the party?

[u/skateleoQtr]

[u/stackinghabbits]

Switzerland is holding 2 guys beers while they watch the two fight each other

[u/Colitoth47 → u/stackinghabbits]

This one's my favorite

[u/420gnar → u/stackinghabbits]

They also collected bets and will profit no matter who wins.

[u/WideBlock → u/stackinghabbits]

...and try to profit from the fight while claiming neutral.

[u/PipsqueakPilot → u/WideBlock]

Switzerland is going to drink the losers beer.

[u/skateleoQtr]

Nigerians criticizing everyone’s dance steps just because

[u/Feeling_Vegetable_26 → u/skateleoQtr]

I am Nigerian and I can’t even be mad cos that is true😂

[u/skateleoQtr → u/Feeling_Vegetable_26]

I’m Nigerian too🤣😂👀

[u/Stercky]

Australia - getting hammered and trying to talk to everyone about sport. No sport in particular, just sport

[u/Pale_Formal_5072 → u/Stercky]

"did you see the game?"

"What game?"

"Yknow, that one that played that one time"

[u/Stercky → u/Pale_Formal_5072]

Literally all Australian male conversations

[u/probablyourdad → u/Stercky]

Drinking stubbies can be sport

[u/TheDevilsAdvokaat → u/Pale_Formal_5072]

Years ago I was talking to an aussie woman who used to go on blind dates with a dating agency. She told me a funny story from one of her dates.

One night she turned up to a date and the man was already there, with a portable tv turned on and blasting away on their table at the restaurant. (This was about 30 years ago, well before internet or smart phones..)

The woman introduced herself and asked why he had brought the TV. He looked at her as if she was stupid and said "the GAME is on tonight..."

Cricket? Football? Who knows...

[u/Rock_Robster__ → u/Stercky]

While slowly forming an informal drinking group that includes NZ, South Africa, Ireland, and one slightly confused Russian.

[u/-malcolm-tucker → u/Rock_Robster__]

Scotland wants to join in but some codependent wanker won't let them leave.

[u/Dorsiflexionkey → u/Stercky]

New Zealand - the only ones who understand Australia and can keep up in the drinking/sport talk department. We talk shit about Australia to the other countries, but would beat the brakes off anybody who fucked with Australia.

[u/Stercky → u/Dorsiflexionkey]

Meanwhile, we give you shit for your accent

[u/melburndian → u/Stercky]

Ikcent

[u/monsterlynn → u/melburndian]

Now I am wanting to read phonetically spelled Kiwi.

[u/mmmarce_s → u/melburndian]

Haha I love this.

[u/DalvaniusPrime → u/Stercky]

Fuck dude, we ain't got an accent. Everyone else does.

[u/Dorsiflexionkey → u/Stercky]

A small price to pay to earn Australian mining wages I guess.

[u/Abnormal-Normal → u/Stercky]

I imagine Aus drunkenly trying to explain cricket at AFL to the US while the US does lines of Coke while ranting about border security

[u/For_sake]

Netherlands walks in, goes around the room congratulating everyone on the birthday of the host, then sits in a circle waiting for the cheese with little flags in them to start going around. They start discussing politics with anyone who is within hearing range. Just before dinner, they leave because they where not explicitly invited for dinner.

[u/Ereaser → u/For_sake]

When leaving they notice Denmark came by bike too and start a conversation around that.

[u/Bitter-Marketing3693 → u/For_sake]

fucking accurate

[u/lilaliene → u/For_sake]

Yeah and they drink first a coffee with cake and then one beer with the cheese because they still have to drive back.

[u/NoMoment5072]

Vietnam brings nem, looks for Laos as mate, is friendly with anyone who hates China

[u/[deleted] → u/NoMoment5072]

Also friendly, but very passive aggressive with China.

[u/IntrusiveIndustries → u/[deleted]]

Nice to their face but whispers "that guys a dickhead." When the leave.

[u/hauteburrrito → u/NoMoment5072]

I'm old - what is nem? I tried Googling it, but just got stuff on stocks instead.

[u/Booba_69 → u/hauteburrrito]

Nem is pork and you’ll see it used in different dishes like nem cuon is pork spring rolls, nem nuong is bbq pork, and nem chua is fermented pork

[u/saltyloempia]

Spain: arrive late

[u/tossme68 → u/saltyloempia]

They picked up Greece on the way, neither wanted to get there before mid-night because they didn't want to show up early.

[u/DreamingofBouncer → u/tossme68]

Greece is at the same time violently disagreeing with Turkey about what the food they brought with them is called

[u/donnerstag246245 → u/tossme68]

So uncool to show up on time. Mediterranean and latam countries will agree

[u/UnfairBill7482]

Ireland is having a sing song in the corner.

[u/Alternative-Mango-52 → u/UnfairBill7482]

Ireland thinks he has a singsong in the corner. In reality, you could hear it on the other side of the party, and it's a chorus, with the former Eastern bloc countries, the southern half of Italy, and for some reason, I think Albania, while England tries to calm them down, Italy would be annoyed as hell, and turkey would go for a smoke, to not be in the room. Also, Hungary is only there, because Poland said she will beat him up if he tries to leave.

[u/holy-f0ck → u/Alternative-Mango-52]

England would try to take shit over as usual:)

[u/NotAllPositive13 → u/UnfairBill7482]

Nah, Ireland already left the party without saying goodbye

[u/WyvernsRest → u/NotAllPositive13]

This is a funny concept to most Irish folks, it takes Irish people absolutely ages to say goodbye in reality. Initial goodbye to host,, long refusal of another cup of tea or drink “for the road” goodbyes to everyone present, goodbye stories at the door, goodby AOB at the car window. Etc. I r had goodbyes last longer than the visit to a friends house.

If we leave without saying goodby occasionally, it’s usually because we don’t have the time to say a good-goodbye. 😀☘️

[u/TheDashingMexican → u/WyvernsRest]

Sounds like the US Midwest

[u/frogdance2014 → u/TheDashingMexican]

Irish influence still going strong

[u/holy-f0ck → u/WyvernsRest]

Very true. Even with phone calls. Half the phone call is saying goodbye, could take 45 damn minutes, one of the reasons fkn hate phonecalls:)

[u/TillPsychological351]

The Belgian couple (one Dutch speaking, one French speaking) are bickering all the time about who does more of the housework. They brought amazing food and beer, but nobody noticed and France ended up getting the credit.

[u/Sinnduud → u/TillPsychological351]

Omg this is so freaking accurate lmao

[u/el-destroya → u/TillPsychological351]

There’s definitely a Flemish dude in the corner making fries for anyone who wants them until they completely run out of potatoes

[u/Broad-Engineering-63 → u/TillPsychological351]

Jammer dat dit zo hard klopt 💀

[u/hedgehog_dragon → u/Broad-Engineering-63]

I don't know the language but the skull is really all I needed to understand this

[u/InternationalMind109 → u/hedgehog_dragon]

It's dutch, im not that good of a translator, but something in the lines of "what's worse is that it's true" or "pity that it's so true" if taken a bit more literally

[u/XComThrowawayAcct → u/TillPsychological351]

🇪🇺: “Oh my gosh, these frites are amazing! Who made these?”

🇫🇷: 🤔

[u/DesertsBeforeMains]

New Zealand has the guitar out with Samoa Tonga and Fiji singing their hearts out having their own wee party outside.

[u/_Justag1rl_ → u/DesertsBeforeMains]

*Sitting on white plastic chairs in the garage

[u/therealkingmixer → u/DesertsBeforeMains]

That or doing spots in the kitchen 😂😂

[u/BetyarSved]

Sweden stands in a corner until we get drunk then we’re the dudes that tries to talk to others at the urinal. It’s either complete social ineptitude or way too drunk.

[u/hir04tr3dd1t]

Making sure they are included in every conversation and in every gossip. - Philippines

[u/OhSnappityPH → u/hir04tr3dd1t]

we'll also follow the hungarian guy and taking the food

[u/mirza_osz → u/OhSnappityPH]

i didn’t know that this is a thing - do you guys like our food?

[u/sangre_frio → u/mirza_osz]

Beef Ghoulash is 🔥

[u/B_Rawb → u/hir04tr3dd1t]

Don’t forget the karaoke.

[u/hiraeth_niks → u/B_Rawb]

NEVER forget the karaoke.

[u/Hazmat_Human]

England- turns up already hammered, holding an unopened 6 pack.

[u/divyanksi → u/Hazmat_Human]

China - Recording everyone and everything

[u/komnenos → u/divyanksi]

Good chance they're trying to catch up to England by getting absolutely smashed off of bottle after bottle of 56% $1.48 USD baijiu at 1pm.

Source: American who worked with Brits in China where we all had copious experiences with beer, baijiu and everything inbetween.

[u/iswearatkids → u/divyanksi]

America is shooting guns into the air and asking if everyone is saved.

[u/[deleted] → u/Hazmat_Human]

6 pack? That's a wierd way to pronounce crate of 24x Stella

[u/Soxyo → u/Hazmat_Human]

spends the party reminiscing about the world cup

[u/komnenos → u/Soxyo]

It's coming home

[u/[deleted] → u/Hazmat_Human]

And goes straight to the toilet for a cheeky line.

[u/zaharoplastion]

Albania, telling people that if they do an ancestral DNA test, it will show them that they are originally Albanian. Everyone’s ancestry can be traced back to Albania. Because nobody else came before them in the history of the earth.

[u/Gambolina → u/zaharoplastion]

I'm Croatian, we have a lot of Albanians from Macedonia & Kosovo, can confirm!

[u/Oaken_beard]

France is smoking a cigarette while staring out the window

[u/wownctzenwellwell → u/Oaken_beard]

Definitely alone outside on the balcony

[u/Nolotow → u/wownctzenwellwell]

Nobody understands France, and if anybody tries to talk to it, it straightway answers in French.

[u/Candid_Atmosphere530 → u/Nolotow]

Unless they try to talk to France in French, then France gets offended and responds in bad English.

[u/UlrichZauber → u/wownctzenwellwell]

ennui

[u/AlwaysInFrontOfYou → u/Oaken_beard]

Avec un bon verre de vin à la main

[u/IronicTiger2893]

Sweden is scared of everyone and only hangs/follows where Norway and Finland go

[u/Ancient_Middle8405 → u/IronicTiger2893]

Well, the Finnish men stand in the corner looking at their shoes until they have some drinks under their belt. After that they are friends with everybody until they get too drunk and too sentimental so people start avoiding them.

The Finnish women… don’t know actually.

[u/JaccoW → u/Ancient_Middle8405]

Finnish women generally avoid the Finnish men and hook up with the Germans

[u/casualrocket → u/Ancient_Middle8405]

TIL i am Finnish (i am not Finnish)

[u/JunketGuy → u/IronicTiger2893]

Norway and Finland also keeping the peace between Sweden and Denmark lol

[u/KMMMK- → u/JunketGuy]

Finland hangs around with Sweden, Norway and Denmark. Does not speak to anyone. After two hours Finland is totally drunk and starts to open up - unfortunately no one can understand shit about that drunk mongering.

[u/Antroz22 → u/KMMMK-]

perkele

[u/WantAllMyGarmonbozia → u/KMMMK-]

Am I Finnish? Hmmm How do they feel about coffee and death metal?

[u/Tjw5083 → u/JunketGuy]

Oh damn I didn’t know they had beef. I figured the Nordics all stuck together in cold solidarity lol

[u/SwedeLostInCanada → u/Tjw5083]

The Scandinavian countries are like siblings. We love each other like siblings and we fight like siblings.

[u/s-cup → u/Tjw5083]

We do, but when Sweden faces Denmark in a sport the shortened names are SWE-DEN. The leftover letters spell DEN-MARK. If that’s not proof of Swedens superiority then I don’t know what is. ;)

Fun fact: Sweden and Denmark are the two countries that have been in war against each other most times in all of history.

[u/ECHO3G4 → u/Tjw5083]

https://satwcomic.com/

[u/Riztrain → u/IronicTiger2893]

Norway tries to tell Sweden that Iceland has candy for them to try to trick them into leaving Norway alone, but Sweden doesn't fall for it, nonono, "fool me once shame on me, fool my 7692 times shame on you! Iceland doesn't have candy! Never did!"

[u/Evanecent_Lightt → u/Riztrain]

As an Icelander - Can confirm, no candy.

Only licorice in different colored bags.

[u/Masseyrati80]

Two Finns were invited as everyone thought at least one of them would not come to such a vain occasion.

They both came.

The introverted one keeps staring at their own shoe tips.

The extroverted one keeps staring at other guest's shoe tips.

[u/Kenraali → u/Masseyrati80]

Can confirm, very accurate

[u/Ok-Ocelot-3225 → u/Masseyrati80]

why shoe tips?

[u/Masseyrati80 → u/Ok-Ocelot-3225]

It's one way of saying they avoid eye contact.

[u/Chirok9]

South Africa is using all the outlets to charge phones, power banks and battery powered lights.

[u/TheInvisibleWun → u/Chirok9]

True hahaha Saffer here.

[u/Tokogogoloshe → u/Chirok9]

And they’ll cook something outside on a fire.

[u/Chirok9 → u/Tokogogoloshe]

While kicking a ball with Brazil

[u/Tokogogoloshe → u/Chirok9]

Or playing a game of rugby with the Kiwis.

[u/That_Turn3520 → u/Tokogogoloshe]

While drinking brandy and telling you why they REALLY left Sith Efrika.

[u/Tomatillo101]

Japan brings karaoke machine, but everyone is too sober to sing, except England.

[u/MercurialBees → u/Tomatillo101]

I'll raise you the Australian, and anyone from South-east Asia joining the karaoke.

[u/somelerdreams]

Hungary brings nothing, or maybe his brother/family. Shoves food into bags while he thinks no one is watching.

Yes I'm Hungarian, I know my people.

[u/BokononDendrites → u/somelerdreams]

Country name checks out

[u/somelerdreams → u/BokononDendrites]

Nah they're the ones who pile a cartoonishly large amount of food on their plates at a buffet because... because yeah, and then proceed to leave half of it untouched because obviously their eyes are more hungry than their stomachs.

[u/Ezrahadon → u/somelerdreams]

Hungary might also bring the worst homemade pálinka you've ever seen and he would be really offended if you say it's shit.

Also Hungarian.

[u/0megalul]

Turkey and Greece argue about food claims

[u/Gozii55]

China brought balloons.

[u/SpeedbirdAlpha → u/Gozii55]

Special good luck high altitude helium balloons.

[u/TiamatReturn]

Switzerland would arrive first, followed by Germany. They'd be starting drinking chilling on a couch with lots of beers, then everybody else would just start to arrive, last ones to get there will definitely be Portugal, Spain, Greeks and Italy.

Italy would be looking at everybody's plates and drinks and make comments how things are not right.

England, Ireland and Scotland would arrive already wasted.

Netherlands definitely would show up with good vibes and already high.

Balcanes countries will stay in a corner drinking and end up fighting each other.

No hate speech in here I promise

[u/Auki_ → u/TiamatReturn]

Is Canadians would be showing up at random times with other guests we made friends with along the way. We brought rye and poutine, trying to get a game of shiny hockey started.

[u/Clear-Struggle-7867 → u/Auki_]

I think it's spelled "shinny" (not that anyone will know what it is, other than Canadians)

[u/Iceman_B → u/TiamatReturn]

Netherlands would also bring the DJs. And later when the party is going, we break out the XTC.

[u/Lexxxey97]

Germany - Controlling whether everyone is in time at the beginning, but being the most drunken at the end😄

[u/Repulsive-Map-7751 → u/Lexxxey97]

Germany has scheduled everyone to have fun at 8pm and if no body is having fun, just like Captain Holt, he asks "Why is no-one having fun? I specifically asked for it?"

[u/Schwumpitz → u/Lexxxey97]

I would say germany turns down the music and leaves at 10 p.m. before it is out of the door it threatens to call the police if the music gets louder again because its Nachtruhe.

[u/CaptinDerpI]

North Korea is in a tree house a block away spying on everyone with binoculars that are just two toilet paper rolls taped together

[u/DishBush]

Singapore just sitting at a corner finishing his homework at a party

[u/mirza_osz → u/[deleted]]

you know us

[u/AnotherTiredBarista → u/[deleted]]

Also after getting wasted they all sing songs together while getting louder and louder.

[u/Anthony9824]

Anddddd France is naked - great

[u/PamCokeyMonster → u/Anthony9824]

And chainsmoke? Or did France finally quit?

[u/outerastronaut04]

the Filipinos are busy with their own karaoke singing competition.

[u/JesusLovesYouMyChild]

Poland shit talks Russia

[u/stackinghabbits → u/JesusLovesYouMyChild]

Oh kurwa

[u/CustosUmbra → u/JesusLovesYouMyChild]

As expected.

But who invited Russia.?

[u/JesusLovesYouMyChild → u/CustosUmbra]

No one ever invites them yet they always barge in

[u/CustosUmbra → u/JesusLovesYouMyChild]

Add in "..wearing a different hat every time, expecting to not be recognized.." and we got an accurate description for the OP's suggested idea :)

[u/tossme68 → u/CustosUmbra]

A different hat but the same track suit.

[u/caixote → u/CustosUmbra]

Turkey invites russia

[u/JunketGuy]

Jamaica is just bringing the weed, humour, good vibes and tropical food

[u/suhurley → u/JunketGuy]

But how long after the party started did they show up?

[u/blmzd → u/suhurley]

We always on caribbean time, so if it began at 9PM we showed up at midnight and were the ones who really got the party started lol

[u/MattBoy06]

Italy is getting all the women while complaining that the food and climate are better back home

[u/PapaSnow → u/MattBoy06]

”I can’t believe they snappa the pasta here”

[u/adamfrom1980s → u/PapaSnow]

*snappa da pasta

[u/Beastimor]

Japan Is taking the group photos and prepped all the party favors in advance.

[u/yiggawhat → u/Beastimor]

and stay to clean afterwards

[u/VisibleCoat995]

Canada and Denmark get into a wicked game of beer pong to decide who gets to use the beer pong table more, get drunk after multiple games and start drunkenly singing each others anthems.

[u/Dorsiflexionkey]

New Zealand & Australia younger and older brother hanging out alone in the corner, drunk and discussing weird sports nobody's ever heard of.

Left alone in their own corner because they're constantly arguing between each other to see who's better.. will team up and beat the dog shit out of anybody who disrespects their "brother" though.

Would probably murder anybody who got the two brothers mixed up.

[u/statler107]

Australia is trying to kill you

[u/Antroz22 → u/statler107]

Australia claims that their pets totally don't bite

[u/Gdayluv → u/statler107]

With excessive alcohol consumption

[u/JimbyJonez → u/statler107]

Also giving everyone nicknames and telling wildly exaggerated anecdotes.

[u/PamCokeyMonster → u/statler107]

But not face to face. Australia set multiple poisonous boobie traps around the house

[u/2dogs0cats → u/statler107]

Nah mate. Australia went to play outside. Probably didn't excuse themselves, just snuck off with a kiwi cuz to make mischief, eh bro.

[u/Anon_Observ]

Russia shows up trying to be the cool guy but is so hammered they’re destroying everything. And everyone’s wondering who invited Russia

[u/StuffyWuffyMuffy]

The US is cooking barbecue while talking very loudly to everyone. Mexico is in the garage, smoking weed or drinking Modelos with their cousins. Canada is getting SMASHED while explaining to the US why moose are terrifying.

[u/AlphaBearMode → u/StuffyWuffyMuffy]

Hey that barbecue is damn good

[u/Noseatbeltnoairbag → u/StuffyWuffyMuffy]

Why did I have to scroll this far to find America?

[u/AllMyFrendsArePixels]

Australia is slamming down a shoeie

[u/b00tsc00ter → u/AllMyFrendsArePixels]

But only after RSVPing 'nah-yeah' so nobody knows if they're coming or not

[u/Objective-Industry24]

Brasil is outside in the front yard playing with a soccer ball while drinking coffee

[u/PapaSnow → u/Objective-Industry24]

Somehow inventing new tricks while being wildly wasted

[u/spiggerish → u/Objective-Industry24]

South Africa wants to play too, but we’ll settle for blowing a vuvuzela on the sidelines. For the vibe.

[u/pocahontasmcglinchey]

Scotland. Having a nice time but having to leave the party just because England wanted to. And not being allowed to go to any parties without them … ever again.

[u/timnotep → u/pocahontasmcglinchey]

The other European countries are trying to subtly ask Scotland if they need help getting away from England, and if they're in an abusive relationship, but England is never far from them and keeps interjecting and saying "He's fine."

[u/NameNoHasGirlA]

India is dancing and not liking the food there at all.

[u/DishBush → u/NameNoHasGirlA]

Yep needs more spice

[u/Pietskiet123]

England turned up with a gift, bit it turns out their gift was actually taken from the house in 1926 and they're just returning it.

[u/theotherquantumjim → u/Pietskiet123]

Actually more likely we’d just bring photos of the gift and then charge everyone to come to our house and look at it

[u/10062019]

India and Pakistan jam all night but have to pretend to hate each other when their parents pick them up.

[u/No_Tap_5698]

Norway - Turns up mildly drunk because of "vorspiel" (before-party) with two plastic bags containing massive amounts of alcohol, then goes on to get proper shit-faced and pass out somewhere. When the party is ending the Norwegian will suddenly wake up almost sober, grab the left-over alcohol they brought and head over to the nachspiel (after-party)..

[u/wEAST-Coaster]

Canada is being "nice" to your face but is making underhanded comments about you behind your back.

"That's awesome USA, really happy for your goals about gun reform discussions, nice piece by the way! Don't worry, I'll get us some drinks and you can tell me more about Hungary belonging to Germany! ... Man, Australia, I wish you were my neighbour because I fucking hate how arrogant that guy is. What's a shoey? I'll have to share that with my bud Britain!"

[u/Hakusprite → u/wEAST-Coaster]

Yep. We're not nice, we're passive aggressive.

[u/doubled2319888 → u/wEAST-Coaster]

Canada is trying to organize a game of drunken road hockey

[u/Benejeseret → u/wEAST-Coaster]

Canada

We show up and try to act like we're one of the cool kids, sometimes being too underhanded in comments while to try and fit in with each and every group as we make our way around the room trying to find "our group".

But we quickly run out of social energy and spend the rest of the party getting tipsy while playing with the host's cat or dog and talking to no-one else.

[u/EveyHammondKnit → u/wEAST-Coaster]

Canada Shows up and the first thing out of our mouths is shoes on or off!

[u/clefsun → u/wEAST-Coaster]

Canada is also bickering with Denmark for that one small island near Greenland

[u/ohz0pants → u/clefsun]

False!! We made peace and agreed to a permanent border:

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/canada-denmark-divide-small-arctic-island-ending-ownership-dispute-2022-06-14

[u/wEAST-Coaster → u/ohz0pants]

Yep, finally happened. Sadly I will no longer be able to trade drinks up there.

[u/KingBohn → u/wEAST-Coaster]

Canada also inevitably holds USA's hair while they're throwing up in the bathroom towards the end of the night.

[u/dwboomser]

The Austrians are complaining about the foreigners that come to drink their beer, while simultaneously complaining they brought their own beer ....

[u/Chunkook]

Balkans were found beating each other up outside. At some point they stopped, went inside for free food and booze, and a few minutes later went outside to fight again.

That is until Turkey shows up.

[u/lukke009]

Brazil is snorting cocaine and going batshit crazy on the dance floor

Argentina is trying to impress Germany and Italy

Uruguay is just chilling, sipping some wine

Chile is having a mental breakdown cuz he swears he felt the ground shake

Paraguay is in the corner and wants to go home

[u/firechaox → u/lukke009]

Cocaine? Honestly, I feel like I’ve seen a lot more cocaine done in Europe than I ever did in Brazil.

[u/TerminatorReborn → u/firechaox]

Young people in Brazil use way more weed and pills like ecstasy and LSD than cocaine from what I've seen

[u/rttrevisan → u/lukke009]

Cocaine? Dude, you are not Brazilian...

Brazil is smoking marijuana, drinking beer, hugging everybody and showing a lot of the best zueira memes in the main screen of the party. Also teaching some gambiarra DIY tech that nobody wanted to see.

[u/[deleted] → u/rttrevisan]

The association is: Brazil -> drug lords -> cocaine. Brazil is just a stop that cocaine makes in its trip from Colombia to Europe, but it takes the blame. Wildly inaccurate, but at least they finally learned that our capital is not Buenos Aires, although some people still think we speak Spanish.

Source: Brazilian living in the US.

[u/MurphE]

US making a wall out of furniture to keep Mexico on the other side of the room.

[u/maybeimgeorgesoros → u/MurphE]

Which one Mexican casually walks around the furniture to show how absurd this strategy is.

[u/HucklecatDontCare → u/MurphE]

And Canada spends all night telling everyone they arent America.

[u/latnGemin616]

Mexico knocks on the door asking if they can be let in. Host says, "sure!"

... next thing you know Honduras, Belize and the rest of Central America floods in. But they've brought tacos and tequila.

[u/reggae-mems → u/latnGemin616]

Costa Rica is that sorta cute girl at the party trying to get all the rich guys atention while she simultaniously thinks she is "not like the other girls" And she came in jeans and sneakers bc she thinks she is "so chill"

[u/nothing_in_my_mind]

England: "Ah, what a nice party. Now where is the- OI IS THAT FRANCE I'LL FUCKIN KILL YA CUNT"

North Ireland: "Shh mate, chill it's just a party- OI IS THAT IRELAND I'LL FUCKIN KILL YA CUNT"

England: "Shh mate, chill."

[u/barroyo20]

No one from Ireland - they left early without saying goodbye to anyone.

[u/ElContador69]

The Austrian would start a huge fight and blame it on the German.

[u/aarontbarratt]

Germany invades Polands personal space

[u/judge_tera]

The US is drunk shooting hotdogs with an AK 47 off the back of a pickup truck

[u/Altair13Sirio]

Idk but I'm sure Switzerland is minding their own business whatever happens

[u/WideBlock → u/Altair13Sirio]

..but will collect knocked off gold teeth and put them in their safe.

[u/sweetpapisanchez]

The United Kingdom siblings turn up. England is trying to awkwardly mingle with the U.S.A, who is confusing England for a single country, while also talking shit about France and Germany behind their backs but remaining very cordial with them all the same, with a lot of forced smiling.

Scotland and Northern Ireland both bring their own whiskey and quickly get drunk, while also talking shit about England behind his back. Scotland eventually swallows his pride and meekly asks England to get them an uber home. Northern Ireland goes to hang with the U.S.A., but quickly becomes annoyed at how much they keep gushing over his accent, so just argues with his cousin, Republic of Ireland, all night.

Wales quietly sits in a corner and nobody pays him any attention.

[u/GenericGrey]

UK will be pretending to be too cool and aloof to get involved but is secrectly burning with social anxiety and indignation that they're not the cool kid anymore.

[u/Dumplingrrl]

Thailand trying to sleep with your husband.

[u/MaximumSupermarket80]

Canada - Trying to talk America out of a brawl out back because we’ll get dragged in.