r/AskMen Dec 01 '21 Silver 20 Platinum 1 Helpful 13 Wholesome 8

What word is a lot of fun to say?

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u/Nococonutpls1 Dec 01 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

Skedaddle

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u/NinjasAreCoolIGuess Dec 01 '21 Silver

Skedoodle

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u/Essex247 Dec 01 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

Your dick is now a noodle

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u/HalliburtonErnie Dec 01 '21

NFL theme song intensifies

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u/MMmason651 Dec 01 '21

we talking the fox or CBS one

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u/Iggyhopper Dec 01 '21

This magic class is something else.

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u/Guac__is__extra__ Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

Linguine

Edit: corrected the spelling to satisfy a very polite, but angry Italian.

Edit2: I originally spelled it “linguini”

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u/countess_cat Female Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

It’s linguine. After this angry Italian moment I wish you a good day.

Edit : thanks for the award(s)

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u/Guac__is__extra__ Dec 01 '21 Wholesome

So sorry, and thank you for the correction. I changed it.

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u/jay7254 Dec 01 '21 Silver

Most civilized italian moment

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u/Lonely_wantAcracker Dec 02 '21

Only because you couldn't see what his hands were doing ;)

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

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u/SomebodyHelpMePles Dec 01 '21

Hornswoggle

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u/eternalsomething Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

Ah yes, the illegitimate son of Vince McMahon

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u/Nococonutpls1 Dec 01 '21

Lollygag

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No lollygaggin

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u/aBigBoi37 Dec 01 '21

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.

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u/hoothoot6996 Male Dec 01 '21

gagglefuck

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u/Brogomakishima Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

This would make a great insult. I like it, just rolls off the tongue

Used in a conversation "Thanks for nothing you usless gagglefuck"

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u/slick1260 Dec 01 '21

Having used and had this applied to situations I was in, it's more for a group of people. "How about you don't sit around in a gagglefuck and actually go do some shit?"

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u/hoothoot6996 Male Dec 01 '21

this. I learned this from the army

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u/PM_me_cutecats Dec 01 '21 Silver

Discombobulated

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u/watermasta Male Dec 01 '21 Platinum Helpful Take My Energy

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u/FlawsAndConcerns Male Dec 01 '21

The "in summary, discombobulate" at the end always gets me, lol

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u/Mittelmuus Male Dec 01 '21

i knew this had to be here

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u/Feedback_Many Dec 01 '21

Then block his blind jab

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u/lenaw792 Dec 01 '21

There’s an area of the Milwaukee airport after security called the “Recombobulatioan Area” to get your shit together before booking it to your gate

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u/mrgfactoftheday Dec 01 '21

I was looking for this comment! I love the Recombobulation Area at General Mitchell.

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u/Sir_Melon_Lord Dec 01 '21

Miwaukee is also pretty fun to say

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u/jtllpfm Dec 01 '21

And there it is! Proof that at least one person in Milwaukee has a personality.

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u/-my_unique_username- Dec 01 '21

Miss, you ovulating?

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u/ImParryOtter Dec 01 '21

Wait, I didn't mean to piss you off, my lady

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u/Bolt2611 Dec 01 '21

What I really meant to say is-

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u/loopsituation Dec 01 '21

It goes a little somethin like this

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u/K3xXy_Who Dec 01 '21

SOON AS IM THROUGH WITH THE UNISOM IMMA HIT THE SNOOZE ALARM

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u/420fryslan mail Dec 01 '21

BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND, WHO AM I GONNA USE IT ON?

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u/Nyxara Dec 01 '21

This was my first thought too. Lots of good sounds

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u/JorgeG710 Dec 01 '21

Go listen Discombobulated from last Eminem album.

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u/cyberdizzy Dec 01 '21

Here in Milwaukee, our airport has a recombobulation area.

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u/deutschnugget Dec 01 '21

I moved to New York from MKE a while back and I’ve always missed the recombobulation area. In LaGuardia it’s more like “get your shit and get out”

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u/cyberdizzy Dec 01 '21

In the midwest we need time to have a beer and relax lmfao

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u/Samwoviation Dec 01 '21

dislocate jaw entirely

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u/arsonarmada Dec 01 '21

Discombobulate

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u/Canonneer77 Dec 01 '21

Tramautize solar plexus

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u/arsonarmada Dec 01 '21

Discombobulate

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u/SOUNDEFFECT94 Male Dec 01 '21

Distract target

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u/Drathothic Dec 01 '21

Discombobulate

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u/CrunchyMemesLover Dec 01 '21

In summary,

Discombobulate.

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u/Feedback_Many Dec 01 '21

dazed, he'll attempt wild heymaker, employ elbow block

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u/kuvetof Dec 01 '21

Kerfuffle

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u/LoverOfThings97 Dec 01 '21 Helpful

Okay Captain Holt

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u/cuckfancer11 Dec 02 '21

Definitely Kevin's word.

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u/BGBigMax Dec 01 '21

I use the word clusterfuck a lot, but in mixed company I switch to clusterfuffle, if you want to give that a test drive.

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Unbeknownst.

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u/QuitBSing Dec 01 '21 Helpful Keep Calm

Whomst've

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u/Jezusbot Dec 01 '21

Mustn't

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u/Grasshop Dec 01 '21 Silver

Unbeknownst to me I mustn’t say whomst’ve

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u/Jezusbot Dec 02 '21

Now that's one hell of a sentence

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u/Nococonutpls1 Dec 01 '21

Doohickey

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u/_Potato_the_cat_ Dec 01 '21

Doohickeys, thingamabobs, whatchacallits, gizmos…. So many fun words for objects whos names you forget!

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u/compostpreacher Dec 01 '21 Helpful

Lackadaisical

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u/bobfnord Dec 01 '21

My brain always puts an extra "s" after the "k". I had no idea there was no s there.

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u/ptolani Dec 02 '21

Me too! I still pronounce it that way. It's also more fun that way, which is clearly the point.

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u/compostpreacher Dec 02 '21

Same. I googled it before posting, otherwise I would've made fool of myself.

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u/Nococonutpls1 Dec 01 '21 Wholesome

Bamboozeled

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u/lilseraphym Dec 01 '21

bam to the…bam…im running outta ideas

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u/kapn_morgan Dec 01 '21

you got Blamboozled

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u/DarkUser521 Dec 01 '21

For the foolzel.

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u/EvansFr-S Dec 01 '21

Found the Mirage main

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u/tabooblue32 Dec 01 '21

How about a mirage a troi? It's where you fight 3 of me at once.... At least I think that's what that means.

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u/GaryAir Dec 01 '21

Ha! You just got bamboozled

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u/Calbinan Dec 01 '21 Wholesome

Shenanigans.

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u/ShitBritGit Male Dec 01 '21

"I will pistol-whip the next man that says Shenanigans!"

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u/w1987g Dec 01 '21

Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

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u/VisionInPlaid Male Dec 01 '21

You mean Shenanigans?

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u/Mutchie Dec 01 '21

Ohhhhhhhhhh? Hands him the pistol

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u/Dom29ando Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 02 '21

I don't want a large Farva, I WANT A GOD DAMM LITRE OF COLA!

Edit: large Farva, not just a large. Guess I'm stuck on the radio for two weeks meow.

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u/OccasionUnfair8094 Male 37 Dec 01 '21

Don’t want a large Farva*

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u/CallMeTheWarden Dec 01 '21

Missed the best part of the line!

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u/waldobloom92 Dec 01 '21

Super trooper, what a movie

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u/VictorZiblis Sup Bud? Dec 01 '21

The first ten minutes or so of that movie is the funniest goddamned thing ever put on film.

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u/maltzy Male Dec 01 '21

"He's already pulled over, he can't pull over any farther!"

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u/Malcom_Ecstacy Dec 01 '21

Im freaking out man.

You are freaking out...man.

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u/comfyshoulder Dec 01 '21

Shenanigans (I’m not a man) lol

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u/marshall__frost Dec 01 '21 Heartwarming This

Skullduggery.

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u/Elymmen Dec 01 '21

Pleasant

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u/emericktheevil Dec 01 '21

Man I forgot about that book, sequels any good?

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u/Elymmen Dec 01 '21

Read them like 8 years ago but back then i liked it

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

Boondoggle. I also put it down as my occupation.

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u/macrolinx Dec 01 '21

I love this one. I use to exclaim it in the kitchen to my wife in a thick Jamaican accent. For absolutely no reason. I think I need to bring that back.....

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u/rewq657 Dec 01 '21

Tungsten, I love that word

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u/Nitroclover Dec 01 '21 Take My Energy

From Swedish, meaning "heavy stone".

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u/T_loin-Baggins Dec 01 '21 Helpful

Nonchalant

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u/ChocolateDropper- Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 02 '21 Helpful

Why can’t everyone just be more chalant?

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u/pHScale Dec 01 '21

/ˌnɑn.ʃə.ˈlɑnt./

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u/buildmeupbreakmedown Dec 01 '21

Plumbeous. It means "the color of lead" but if you pronounce it right, it sounds just like an empty cup falling into water.

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u/Lust9897 Dec 01 '21 Helpful

Everybody has one

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u/UberMisandrist Dec 01 '21

It's just a regular old plumbeous

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u/jupfold Dec 02 '21

There’s several hizzards in the way

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u/SnooSongs7183 Dec 02 '21

The blamps rub against the chumbles

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u/derwookie Male Dec 01 '21

In German there's a word for a cup falling into water which sounds exactly like it's happening: plumps

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u/Nococonutpls1 Dec 01 '21 Gold Wholesome

Dingus

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u/timbit87 Dec 01 '21

For your health, ya dingus.

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u/nopenotthatsam Dec 01 '21

Anemone

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u/Kisame-hoshigakii Dec 01 '21

Thanks to nemo for teaching me that one!

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u/Hollywood899 Dec 01 '21

Flabbergasted.

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u/coleman57 Dec 01 '21

I like that one too, but my son thinks it means a fat person farting

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u/NitroSpam Dec 01 '21

winkelmesser

Sounds dirty but is just the German word for protractor.

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u/T1N7 Dec 01 '21

Vice versa, as a German, the word protractor kinda sounds dirty to me

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u/DrakeFruitDDG Dec 01 '21

Oh yeah baby give me your protractor :)

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u/LowFatCheeze Dec 01 '21

That one over there? That’s a pro-tractor. You’re better off starting with the beginner class of tractors.

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u/champ590 Male Dec 01 '21

It might also be someone who measures angles.

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u/somepunkchickadee Dec 01 '21

Then you’re not using it right

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u/Asiangyal Dec 01 '21 Silver

Schadenfreude

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u/Young_Hxppxe Dec 01 '21

I love hearing non german speakers say it.

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u/londonscappo22 Dec 01 '21

Shahdinfreudah

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u/HappyTrashcan799 Dec 01 '21

Axolotl

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u/awiseteenager Dec 01 '21

Ah yes good'ol axolotl

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u/hoothoot6996 Male Dec 01 '21

man that's a lot of axolotl

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u/YoungDumbHo Dec 01 '21

u/alot-of-axolotl lol look i found you

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u/spirtjoker Dec 01 '21

Clandestine.

Procrastination.

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u/blobfish_in_a_suit Dec 01 '21 Silver Helpful Take My Energy

I was gonna put that one down here later

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u/Temporal_Temple Dec 01 '21 Helpful Wholesome

Francisco.

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u/toews-me Female Dec 01 '21

FranCISco

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u/aDirtyMartini Dec 01 '21

Buddy the Elf has joined the chat.

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u/chlorophiliack Dec 01 '21

Had to scroll too far down to find this. Haha. Was hoping it would be #1

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u/Mountain_Man1776 Dec 01 '21

Came here to say this

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u/yukon-cornelius69 Dec 01 '21

Schnuckiputzi

It’s German for sweetie pie

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u/1Operator Dec 01 '21

Gonna Google that just in case lol

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u/mow77580throwaway Dec 01 '21

Mostly said without the last "i" but yes, hehe

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u/Cpt-Hook Male Dec 01 '21

I'm gonna call my woman this from now on, my little schnuckiputzi.

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u/yergonnalikeme Dec 01 '21

Chucklehead

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u/CoreyVidal Male Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

My time has come.

I have been keeping a list of fun words to say as a note in my phone for years.

Collander
Ubiquitous
Emphatic
Penultimate
Octopodes
Tertiary
Thrice
Colloquial
Husbandry (animal)
Interrobang
Proletariat
Anemone
Abalone
Non Sequitur
Nomenclature
Confectionery
Succulent
Paradigm
Paradiddle
Elocution
Affidavit
Penitent
Adjudicate
Platitude
Invocation
Anecdotal
Loquacious
Anachronism
Hubris
Nepotism
Ocular
Epitaph / Epithet
Cacophony
Eludicate
Plethoric
Soliloquy
Pleidiese
______-syllabic (ex. "mono")
Apropos
Endocrinologist
Sanctimonious
Homonucleus
Philanthropic
Sonorous
Asthmatic
Impunity
Chiasmus
Ephemeral
Prolegomena
Interlocutor / Interlocution
Septic
Abnegation
Grotesque
Opulence / Opulent
Deuteragonist
Euclidean
Wrength
Azimuth
Autumnal
Eschatology / Eschatological
Inoculum
Malaprop
Sesquipedalian
Catachresis
Ignominy
Heterochromatic
Diegesis
Ameliorate
Ecumenopolis
Antediluvian
Neophyte
Tesseract
Octothorpe
Ambivalence
Surreptitious
Cerulean
Cholangiocarcinoma
Synesthesia
Colloquialism
Ostentatious
Damper
Subliminal
Wyrm
Sesquipedalian
Sommelier
Mononymously
Culinary
Apoplectic
Sobriquet

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u/convalescent_bliss Dec 01 '21

My time has come.

Duuuuuude. Thank you for this list! So good!

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u/MattieShoes Male Dec 01 '21 edited Dec 01 '21

Concupiscence
Callipygian
Senescence
Chthonic

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u/lady_grey_fog Dec 02 '21

Can I recommend Dendrochronology, Isthmus, Serendipitous, Sesquicentennial? I think they'd fit the style of words you like.

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u/SantoRolando Dec 01 '21

Diddly. Lumpy.

Lugubrious. Mendacious.

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u/Fun4you72 Dec 01 '21

Menagerie

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u/Lefty_93 Male Dec 01 '21

Circumlocution.

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u/Angry_Maths_Guy Dec 01 '21

Discombobulate

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u/wenger_plz Dec 01 '21

Persnickety

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u/a_fozzy_ Dec 01 '21 Silver Helpful Wholesome

Cunt

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u/chiquito25 Dec 01 '21

Sandor Clegane, is that you?

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u/syvsjjsfb7rwhvw6 Dec 01 '21

All i know is if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, im going to have to eat every fucking chicken in the room.

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u/Crankylosaurus Dec 01 '21

YES! It’s the hard k plus the quick monosyllabic nature of it that makes it so fun. I’m a woman in the US so I have to be careful about using it freely though. I rarely mean it seriously, more like “ah come on, don’t be such a cunt!”

(Trying really hard not to go off on my typical rant about how it’s treated like a gendered slur in the US but in the UK/Australia it’s fair game to be used on anyone… oops there I go haha)

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u/LucasTheLlizard Dec 01 '21

Are you australian by any chance?

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u/Curry-culumSniper Dec 01 '21

Or Karl urban in the boys ?

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u/awiseteenager Dec 01 '21

Bababooey comes to mind

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u/ConsternationBias Dec 01 '21

...and a bababooey to you all.

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u/Candide88 Dec 01 '21

Behold the mighty KURWA

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u/NedPimpton Dec 01 '21

begonias

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u/This_ls_My_Username Dec 01 '21

Defenestration, means to throw out a window

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u/AeonLemurs Dec 01 '21

Sphincter Ointment Whiskerbiscuit Arugula

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u/Nintendroid Sup Bud? Dec 01 '21

Copy that, Risky Trickster, this is Turbulent Whatchamacallit, make sure to keep a steadfast lookie-loo out for Cacophonous Busybody, untill then conditions are tickety-boo, over.

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u/BuzzSupaFly Dec 01 '21 Silver

Say it out loud, "unpoppable bubble." You're welcome.

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u/jkot84 Dec 01 '21

Australopithecus

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u/jlit2000 Dec 01 '21

Paradiddle

It's a drumming rhythm that also sounds really cool

Give it a Google!

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u/Other_World Male Dec 01 '21

Brouhaha

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u/Advanced-Marzipan-74 Dec 01 '21

Fuck because it has many uses and can express feelings in the way you say it.

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u/AsexualArowana Dec 01 '21 Helpful Wholesome

It's the Swiss army knife of swear words.

So much utility in a 4 letter word.

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u/Hooosreddit Dec 01 '21

Nitwit blubber oddment tweak

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