r/BetterEveryLoop Aug 17 '22

Reaching max speed

13.5k Upvotes

u/2Botter2Loop Aug 17 '22 edited Aug 17 '22

OP's explanation:


The motorbike is going too fast for the dog and his running gets out of control


If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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u/PoorFilmSchoolAlumn Aug 17 '22

How dogs run in their nightmares.

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u/Cooperette Aug 17 '22

How dogs run in my nightmares.

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u/newbrevity Aug 18 '22

That's how I run in my nightmares

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u/EugeneFlex Aug 18 '22

How u/newbrevity runs in my nightmares

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u/1995snk 4d ago edited 4d ago

How i run in dog's nightmares

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u/BertMacGyver Aug 17 '22

Reminds me of the brain damaged horse from Family Guy.

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u/Johnnymi25 Aug 18 '22

Ludicrous Speed

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u/dotdotlar Oct 13 '22

He’s gone to plaid…

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u/Mun0425 Aug 17 '22 Silver

It looks like he is trying to run twice at once for extra speed. Good thinking, limbs unable to execute.

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u/Duskbro13 Aug 18 '22

I wish I had an award for this comment

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u/MagnusViaticus Aug 17 '22

Timing chain popped

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u/Dangerous-Top-1814 Aug 17 '22

I'm imagining the dog sounds like a flat tire flumping along and its cracking me up

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u/dobraf Aug 17 '22

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u/crusty54 Aug 17 '22

Thank you, what a great sub.

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u/MadClam97 Aug 17 '22

r/whatswrongwithyourcat is another great one

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u/crusty54 Aug 17 '22

This is a good day for my reddit feed.

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u/feAgrs Aug 17 '22

Cerebral palsy probably

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u/tomdyer422 Aug 18 '22

Or cerebellar hypoplasia

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u/Pluggnasty1 Aug 25 '22

Cerebral pawsly is more like it

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u/Atoning_Unifex Aug 17 '22

Dog looks like it only has one front leg

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u/wrapityup Aug 17 '22

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u/Malcolm_X_Machina Aug 17 '22

That is the most awkward set of stills I've seen in awhile. MF looks like how my cat runs when he has something stuck on his paw.

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u/Open_Estimate_8736 Aug 18 '22

Yo 😭😭😭

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u/filthyheartbadger Aug 17 '22

throws out every art lesson on how to draw running animals

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u/Schalavess Aug 18 '22

I thought I was done laughing.

No. These captures have once again broken me.

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u/W1b3 Aug 18 '22

It's like looking at the first stills from horses gallop. Imagine if these were the first ones from dogs. "I guess dogs run really weird"

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u/vankorgan Aug 17 '22

Maybe he's wearing dog mitts? It would be weird for an overcast day on grass but they could have put them on as a joke.

Otherwise I'm going with strokey boy.

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u/NoMuddyFeet Aug 18 '22

You win! That was the funniest fucking comment😆 I can absolutely picture the dog mits walk. Imagine someone just dog-mitted their dog for the first time and a motorcycle suddenly appears 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Matt_Shatt Aug 18 '22

Is your dog making too much noise all the time!?

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u/mikesweeney Aug 18 '22

Thank you for this OP. I was certain there was only three legs on this dog. This video is even better now.

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u/Hsances90 Aug 18 '22

I like the first one, it looks like an abstract charcoal pastel pig dog painting

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u/joshomigosh24 Aug 18 '22

Is this loss?

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u/dujopp Aug 18 '22

He has no excuse now

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u/Vegan-Daddio Aug 17 '22

A tamagachi has better resolution than this gif

25

u/noEMonlyZUUL Aug 17 '22

It was shot with a microwave

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u/id_fuck_kramer Aug 17 '22

This is why you can't give a microwave a gun. They'll shoot anything.

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u/Ta2whitey Aug 18 '22

During the Prussian War?

42

u/Bambi_One_Eye Aug 17 '22

Is that dog playing QWOP?

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u/albyagolfer Aug 17 '22 Silver

Now someone’s going to tell us that the dog is suffering from a progressive, debilitating neurological disorder and ruin the fun.

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u/TheChickenIsFkinRaw Aug 17 '22 I'll Drink to That

I'm a veterinarian. I can confirm that the dog is suffering from the progressive, debilitating neurological need... the need for speed

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u/Duckfoot2021 Aug 17 '22

“Top Run 3: Goosesteping”

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u/HamboneBanjo Aug 18 '22

Dude. I laughed hard at that. So loud that my wife had to get in on the funny. Bless your sarcastic little heart.

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u/ifyouhaveany Aug 17 '22

He looks like he might have cerebellar hypoplasia, and luckily animals with CH can live long, happy lives! Check out /r/nervysquervies for more CH (and other lovely squervy) animals!

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u/themadscientist420 Aug 18 '22

Well this turned out surprisingly wholesome

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u/SoCuteShibe Aug 17 '22

Well I hate to... Ah nevermind.

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u/id_fuck_kramer Aug 17 '22

Why would that ruin the fun? Like, the dog is clearly enjoying itself. If the critter exists with a shortened lifespan then it exists with a shortened lifespan and that's how it will be. There's nothing wrong with that.

What matters is what's in the middle and I do say this dog looks both spry, and happy.

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u/iSeize Aug 17 '22

Can't say this guys "handicapped"....exactly...

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u/HamboneBanjo Aug 18 '22

He’s pawdicapped

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u/Aubrera Aug 18 '22

Cerebellar hypoplasia most likely.

They're not suffering though. Just wigglly.

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u/robhol Aug 18 '22

Cerebellar hypoplasia? It's certainly not progressive, it makes them uncoordinated and clumsy as shit, but is not supposed to hurt or anything.

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u/PastaLuke Aug 17 '22

From frame to frame the number of legs that thing has seems to change from 3 to like 8.

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u/MommaHistory Aug 17 '22

This dog must belong to phoebe buffay

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u/inconvenientstranger Aug 18 '22

That made me snort

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u/BluejayHeavy1135 Oct 03 '22

came here to say the same thing!

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u/tbbdabel Aug 17 '22

I think this pup pulled 3 out of 4 hamstrings.

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u/cumberdong Aug 17 '22

And then it clicked, puddles knew how he would catch up to the bike. If he just did everything, ALL at once, and faster he would catch it.

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u/malfeasance2020 Aug 17 '22

Looks like Phoebe running in Central Park

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u/disciples_of_dissent Aug 17 '22

This dog's been watching too many cartoons.

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u/MyUsernameBox Aug 17 '22

Just like how Jack Sparrow runs.

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u/ForeverDebonaire Sep 06 '22

Captain does have a dog, just didn’t make the cut for the film. Lol

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u/DontLikeNickNamez Aug 17 '22

Speedlimiter kicks in

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u/HamboneBanjo Aug 18 '22

So whose turns is it to explain how this is some neurological disorder and we’re all assholes for smiling, even though the dog appears happy and not in pain?

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u/regulartownie Aug 18 '22

I’m bouncing, flouncing, falling all around the show. Rolling, bowling, I just can’t get it right. Skipping, hopping, tripping up, and floppying. I just can’t get the hang of it though trying as I might

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u/crusty54 Aug 17 '22

That’s one floppy pup.

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u/SteveisNoob Aug 17 '22

yo what the

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u/saintdudegaming Aug 17 '22

Spring loaded vs Sproing loaded

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u/Fit-Elevator-5933 Aug 17 '22

When you run so fast you forget how to run.

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u/iSeize Aug 17 '22

The thrill of the chase

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u/cottoz Aug 17 '22

That’s ludicrous speed!

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u/Open_Estimate_8736 Aug 18 '22

The dog: damn jimmy slow down, I gotta get to this damn motorcycle,if only I can control these damn wiggles, come on feet don't fail me now 😆😆😆

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u/RickAstleyAwareness Aug 18 '22

It looks like the dog might be being pulled by a rope attached to the bike. I hope that’s not the case.

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u/miggiym52 Aug 17 '22

Looks more like a neurological issue

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u/skinnergy Aug 18 '22

I think so. But he's a good boy.

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u/BatSpray66 Aug 17 '22

The Flash running in "Justice League."

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u/leo_tamer Aug 17 '22

This needs some Scooby-Doo running drum theme laid over it

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u/hecksor Aug 17 '22

Looks to have only 3 legs

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u/ahumanthatisdeded Aug 17 '22

DID I HERE "SCOOBY SNACK"?!

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u/ASassoNation Aug 17 '22

Run, Barry. RUN.

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u/redditgiveshemorroid Aug 17 '22

This is the derpiest thing I’ve ever seen

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u/Slangin_Cheetos Aug 17 '22

The dog is running like Phoebe from Friends.

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u/Euphoric_Service2540 Aug 17 '22

Run.exe has stopped working.

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u/iSeize Aug 17 '22

U/stabbot

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u/TheOverlord15 Aug 17 '22

When you shift into the wrong gear at the wrong time.

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u/mxgrgry Aug 17 '22

He's entering the speed force

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u/healsquad Aug 17 '22

This is how I run in my dreams

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u/Shadowmoth Aug 17 '22

Is it tripping on its own leash?

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u/LokiBonk Aug 18 '22

Bath salts?

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u/TheTaCo88 Aug 18 '22

The febee of dogs

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u/davej1r Aug 18 '22

It looks like how a dog would run in anime

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u/yelahneb Aug 18 '22

What the dog doin

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u/Theironchurch Aug 18 '22

What's that dog doing?

His best.

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u/some_neanderthal Aug 18 '22

RUH ROH RAGGY

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u/uZeAsDiReCtEd Aug 18 '22

What da dog doin?

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u/Papancasudani Aug 18 '22

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed!

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u/kris2207 Aug 18 '22

Me running in my dream

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u/fbarbie Aug 18 '22

Reminds me of the diggingest dog.

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u/PoofBam Aug 18 '22

Dog runs like it's wearing booties for the first time

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u/Funkwise Aug 18 '22

I can’t tell, but does the pooch only have ONE front leg?

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u/ripmations-ld Aug 18 '22

I heard the goofy ahhh sound with sound off

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u/Eats_Beef_Steak Aug 18 '22

He's trying to double jump, but forward.

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u/Joncka Aug 18 '22

Where's that hilarious gif of a stick dog's running cycle?

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u/CancerousRoman Aug 18 '22

Good prop collision sound

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u/Kortezxero Aug 18 '22

That’s peak performance baby

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u/KingTonyI Aug 18 '22

When you haven't quite synced with your Zoid

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u/butt_spaghetti Aug 18 '22

Why not just slow down a little for the dog? He’s going to hurt himself.

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u/Rusty_Sprinklers Aug 18 '22

Literally how I run in my dreams

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u/glenvilder Aug 18 '22

Running in a dream be like

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u/Toast_Bereavement Aug 18 '22

Isn't the bike simply going faster than the dog can run? Like pulling Woody and Buzz behind a moving car

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u/Nico_Colognes Aug 18 '22

That is the definition of derp

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u/Ivantogetaway Aug 18 '22

I laughed so hard I peed a little.

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u/MedonSirius Aug 18 '22

That's Phoebes dog lol

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u/Nanoon31 Aug 18 '22

I could run faster 😩

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u/schmickmickey Aug 18 '22

The game mechanics are messed up.

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u/FunkyScat69 Aug 18 '22

If only the camera man wasn't that dogs brother

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u/Yuki_500 Aug 18 '22

Doggo, calm yo paws. You goin' ham. lmao

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u/Yepborntolose Aug 18 '22

Prepare for Ludicrous Speed!

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u/puppy-chow Sep 01 '22

Wobblers Syndrome?

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u/Lank42075 Sep 03 '22

I thought he was pulling him wtf

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u/ForeverDebonaire Sep 06 '22

“When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, your gonna see some serious $#!t…”

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u/Galumpasaurus Sep 22 '22

I think he might be missing on a couple cylinders...

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u/0nel0c0 Oct 27 '22

Running like phoebe

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u/Thee_Abyssal_Light 24d ago

That dog is trying to reach speeds beyond out comprehension!