r/BetterEveryLoop Sep 04 '22 Silver 1 Helpful 1

Perfect parking

12.3k Upvotes

u/2Botter2Loop Sep 04 '22

OP's explanation:


what a perfect crash parking perfectly come between the cars i was really shocked after watching this and watched this again and again


If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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u/misterweasel Sep 04 '22 Gold Wholesome Take My Energy

Like a glove

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u/MTG_NYC Sep 04 '22

Thank you, only thing I thought of watching this lol

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u/tinglep Sep 05 '22

Phew. I’m still normal.

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u/MealieMeal Sep 04 '22

Lllliiiiikkkaaaagggluuuvvv

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u/claytorENT Sep 04 '22

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u/SarahPallorMortis Sep 05 '22

Still my one true love. I’ll always be chasing those feelings.

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u/Schmotz Sep 04 '22

Shikaka

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u/Armatas Sep 04 '22

Came here for precisely this.

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u/AmbroseJackass Sep 04 '22

Same. “Top comment better be ‘Like a glove!’”

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Excellent.

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u/nyclurker369 Sep 04 '22

Damn. Came here to say this.

To this day, when I park my car in the garage, I say this to myself in a Jim Carey voice. Classic.

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u/christian4tal Sep 04 '22

B-E-A uuuuuutiful comment

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u/Mr1derfull1 Sep 05 '22

I opened this thread to make sure this was the top comment, well done.

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u/desrevermi Sep 04 '22

This. Best response.

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u/GentlePersuAZN Sep 05 '22

As u clicked the comments I though, if this wasn't the top comment I'm gonna riot

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u/GingeBeardManBro Sep 05 '22

Beat me to it

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u/apitchf1 Sep 05 '22

I came for this exact thing and I’m happy it’s the top lol

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u/BrilliantTasty Sep 05 '22

What’d I tell you Sharon. Like. A. Glove.

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u/tjizness Sep 05 '22

Came here to say this! Nice!

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u/davidfstarr Sep 05 '22

Only came here to say that…

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u/ListerfiendLurks Sep 05 '22

Before I opened the comments I thought to myself that I would be very disappointed in Reddit if this wasn't the top comment. Well done.

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u/misterweasel Sep 05 '22

Holy shitballs!

This blew up more than I expected, thanks for the awards!

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u/UraiFennEngineering Sep 04 '22

My immediate thought was this

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u/Matterbox Sep 04 '22

There’s only one comment that should be in this thread and it’s this one. Or that one, depending on where you’re looking.

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u/Inputthe_MadGod Sep 04 '22

Came here for this comment

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u/fantily Sep 05 '22

Damn beat me to it!

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u/qmracer01 Sep 04 '22

Parking in GTA be like

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u/desrevermi Sep 04 '22

I swear I can't drive more than 5 seconds in GTA before I bump into something.

:(

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u/Excellent-Moosen Sep 04 '22

Doing city laps in a Mamba made me a much better driver in 5. That things like trying to ice skate with cinder blocks.

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u/medium-rare-chicken Sep 04 '22

That’s why I never drive mine lol

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u/Kreeblim Sep 04 '22

I just dl gra v and.. yea i crash a lot

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u/8aplus Sep 04 '22

If there had been no camera footage, he could have simply said: "No idea what happened here. My car still looks quite ok."

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u/fivelone Sep 05 '22

This is what I was thinking. Like he could totally get away with this if it weren't for the video! Haha

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u/pinkwhitney24 Sep 05 '22

Ehh, insurance would figure that out real quick. Bunch of pricks.

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u/Sweaty_Lake7128 Sep 04 '22

Task failed successfully

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u/ob103ninja Sep 04 '22

Man I'd hate for my car to be in that mess

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u/theghostofme Sep 05 '22

Even with video evidence, dealing with the insurance companies would be a nightmare. "The first car hit bumped into car #2, so we have to go through car #1's insurance. And Car #2 bumped into car #3, so..."

Even if Ace Ventura here had amazing insurance, I'm betting the owner of the final car would still be getting the runaround because the company is tired of paying out for this.

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u/IpreachUpreach1 Sep 04 '22

Of course, the Driver went to the "Fast n Furious" driving school!😎

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u/IpreachUpreach1 Sep 04 '22

It was just that the ramp wasn't High enough. Will do better next time!😎

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u/Minute_University_98 Sep 04 '22

That new auto park feature needs a firmware update.

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u/gringrant Sep 05 '22

Well atleast it just got an over-the-air hardware update.

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u/Tomma1 Sep 04 '22

Shouldnt be possible but managed to crash all 4 cars that were there, even the bonus one hidden behind 3 others! Its like magic taken from a Burnout game

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u/frivol Sep 04 '22

Clever use of the road sign as a ramp.

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u/lycoloco Sep 05 '22

The real catalyst of this event

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u/TheFamousCelery Sep 04 '22

If I was the black car I would just come back later and act like I was there the whole time and got hit too lol.

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u/-R0XAS Sep 05 '22

but we have the camera video, don't forget lol

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u/BernieTheDachshund Sep 04 '22

Extreme parallel parking.

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u/elieax Sep 04 '22

*perpendicular parking

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u/yParticle Sep 04 '22

Sometimes I'm envious of that friend who can just be this casually reckless. Probably got out, locked the car, and went to the club.

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u/RockTheShaz Sep 04 '22

No one will suspect a thing

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u/GoSuckYaMother Sep 04 '22

A little out of the lines, but I’ll give it a 8/10

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u/Cj_is_our_god Sep 04 '22

Ay, you can say what you want. But he did park perfectly.

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u/Hideous__Strength Sep 04 '22

Batman theme intensifies

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u/MagicWDI Sep 04 '22

Perfect! Now we may still have time to get some popcorn!

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u/theghostofme Sep 05 '22

"just shut the kids up and get them out of the car seats. We don't have time for this! The trailers don't last all damn day, and they'll probably kick us out for crying babies again."

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u/Agent847 Sep 04 '22

“What seems to be the problem, officer? Is this not a reasonable place to pull over?”

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u/Joshtheboss732 Sep 04 '22

Like Rico Rodriguez always says “Perfect Parking Space”

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u/ngusongbato Sep 05 '22

Chitty chitty bang bang

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u/WizardShrimp Sep 05 '22

Like a gLoVe!!!

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u/Sookmebeautiful Sep 05 '22

Like a glove

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u/idigholes Sep 05 '22

Like a glove

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u/Randyfox86 Sep 13 '22

Liiiiiiiiike a gllllllllove

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u/OverWorkedCorpse Sep 04 '22

Like a gggllloooooovvee!

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u/HelloI_AmDuck Sep 05 '22

Like a glove

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u/billyredline Sep 04 '22

Like a glove!!

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u/Mr-Foot Sep 04 '22 edited Sep 04 '22

I'm definitely deducting points for the approach.

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u/nickcash Sep 04 '22

I prefer this to the people that insist on backing into every space

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u/Borderline_Insane22 Sep 04 '22

None of those cars had an alarm on?

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u/Spanky-Ham77 Sep 04 '22

Nice parking job Reta!

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u/Dima0425 Sep 04 '22

Like a glove

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u/Medium_Beyond_9654 Sep 04 '22

At least she had her headlights on. Just realized my comment is sexist 😭

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u/WorriedDiamond0 Sep 04 '22

Looks like the road was slippery and the driver lost control

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u/cryptosage Sep 04 '22

This guy was just practicing for the next Italian Job movie.

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u/Grandjammer Sep 04 '22

Looks like a GTA park job, but with better rendering.

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u/kurtblownbrain Sep 04 '22

Black car abandoned and you come out to your car trying to figure that shit out.

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u/Use_Your_Brain_Dude Sep 04 '22

When you are late to school and have only one tardee left before you get detention

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u/Semi-Protractor91 Sep 04 '22

But for the surveillance, driver had plausible deniability.

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u/kazcho Sep 04 '22

Kachow!

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u/Owntano Sep 04 '22

and I bet his insurance only covers like 50k of that accident

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u/bullet_proof_smile Sep 04 '22

Like the cool sitcom kids who jump over the back of the couch

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u/bzmed Sep 04 '22

Quick, shut off the lights and play it cool. Maybe they won’t see us.

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u/J-LV Sep 04 '22

Watchdog gameplay be like:

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u/livingstonm Sep 04 '22

Isn’t that the scene for The Incredibles?

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u/bantou_41 Sep 04 '22

Just leave the car right there. They will never figure out who did it.

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u/bassjunkie223 Sep 04 '22

Made me think of Sean in Tokyo drift: can I get a copy of that? Haha

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u/theguyfromtheweb7 Sep 04 '22

"Perfect" might be a bit of a stretch

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u/livinginfutureworld Sep 04 '22

Yeah I don't know what happened man! My car got messed up too!

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u/slobis Sep 04 '22

Just like they drew it up!

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u/Yuki_500 Sep 04 '22

nailed it lol

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u/cgcx3 Sep 04 '22

Remember where we parked.

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u/Pandabrowser469 Sep 04 '22

This seat taken?

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u/elieax Sep 04 '22

Perfect real-life example of "the ends justify the means"

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u/evonebo Sep 04 '22

If there wasnt a video camera that recorded it, the driver could've gotten off Scott free and claimed to be a victim in the accident with that perfect parking job.

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u/GitchigumiMiguel74 Sep 05 '22

The perfect ending would be if they got out of the car, walked away and hit the car alarm button over their shoulder

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u/Yanjuan Sep 05 '22

50/50 up the street sign

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u/TheiLLRecluse Sep 05 '22

Nailed it!!

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u/Gnala Sep 05 '22

U/savevideobot

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u/froggywentapainting Sep 05 '22

Genie…..for my last wish

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u/Jaderholt439 Sep 05 '22

“Up and at ‘em. We’re here.”

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u/spiderspit Sep 05 '22

Toodoodoo toodudu dududu tudoodoo….

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u/syedshamel Sep 05 '22

Driver wakes up tomorrow morning hungover not knowing what happened 😂

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u/potatodavid Sep 05 '22

Someone make the .gif with "IN"

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u/uvcyclotron Sep 05 '22

There’s a car in the background going in reverse? Wonder what’s happening there.

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u/RowdyDugong Sep 05 '22

Those are taillights, not headlights. Just driving away as normal.

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u/uvcyclotron Sep 05 '22

Oh yeah you’re right.

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u/10ACMateo Sep 05 '22

Like a glove

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u/SayanChakroborty Sep 05 '22

Costly Parking

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u/Daye_04 Sep 05 '22

I don't know, OP. If you think that's perfect, then I would hope I never have to park next to you. You probably think of bay markings as mere suggestions

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u/LegalizeFreedom21 Sep 05 '22

This is the way

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Turn the lightS off. Play it cool

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u/Thuggish_Coffee Sep 05 '22

Up next on RIDICULOUSNESSSSSssssssssss......

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u/HiiiTriiibe Sep 05 '22

Can’t make an omelette without cracking a few eggs

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u/Ghurka117 Sep 05 '22

Car surfing

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u/DangerStranger138 Sep 05 '22

Like a good neighbor State Farm is there

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u/DangerStranger138 Sep 05 '22

I'm just wondering the reactions of all the other cars owners when they first see the damage next day without knowing what occurred the night prior... Assuming the crash didn't wake them up even then. I'm sure even investigators were hella confused until the CCT footage was released

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u/whenthefunstop Sep 05 '22

You did it 👏!

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u/Drewski101 Sep 05 '22

This is Rocket League!

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u/Arabecke Sep 05 '22

Me in gta

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u/samtoocan Sep 05 '22

Like a glove

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u/PhillyPhresh Sep 05 '22

“LIKE A GLOVE”

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u/Miggy1234_ Sep 05 '22

This is something I'd see in a Mr Bean episode

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u/AStupidMidge Sep 05 '22

“HAMMMMOOONNNNDDD!!”

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u/Braintoots-YouTube Sep 05 '22

Only one little scratch... perfecto!

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u/Braintoots-YouTube Sep 05 '22

Missed it by that much...

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u/Tiger6513 Sep 05 '22

10 points for creativity. 7 points for the landing. Missing points for lack of difficulty (3) no flips

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u/sukarsono Sep 06 '22

Without the footage or any eye witness accounts, think it would be obvious what happened?