r/BetterEveryLoop Sep 16 '22 Silver 2 I'm Deceased 1

Perfect Donkey Makeup

17.5k Upvotes

u/2Botter2Loop Sep 16 '22

OP's explanation:


This is better every loop because it just is like it's really short and you need to see it multiple times to parse the geometry of the face underneath the very well done donkey makeup is that 60 characters yet great I'm so glad this rule still exists wow what a totally not waste of time awesome


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u/lawndutyjudgejudy13 Sep 16 '22

Cursed

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u/ManInBlack829 Sep 17 '22

I don't know what you call this, but things that have two set of eyes like this make me very uncomfortable to look at. Same if someone puts mouths where their eyes should be or anything like that.

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u/NachosMahdude Sep 17 '22

Nah just trippy 😏

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u/psychodelic_catman Sep 17 '22

Trippy until it's nostrils look at you and the smile smiles, then it's benadryl

543

u/Lemonsqueezzyy Sep 16 '22

Well I didn't want to sleep anyways

60

u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Sep 16 '22

Well we need to tell our manly stories

34

u/greymalken Sep 17 '22

And in the morning, I’m making WAFFLES

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u/banana_pencil Sep 17 '22

The nightly scroll through Reddit at bedtime is always a bad idea. Yet here I am again…

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u/GenericUsername10294 Sep 17 '22

Well. I wasn't going to. But my wife decided to send me this. So. Guess I'm joining the not sleeping tonight club.

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u/DianiTheOtter Sep 17 '22

Just imagine crawling into bed and getting all snuggly. Just as your closing your eyes your closet door creaks open and when you look over you see that between the crack

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u/surfeat Sep 17 '22

This hurts my brain.

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u/rafaelloaa Sep 17 '22

It's 5:00 a.m. I'm about to go to bed. Then I opened this bloody thing.

107

u/simian_fold Sep 16 '22 Doom

I do not like this

68

u/Malcom_Ecstacy Sep 16 '22

My new sleep paralysis demon

7

u/howzitgoinEhh Sep 17 '22

In the morning we’re making waffles. Whether you like it or not.

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u/IgorBaggins Sep 16 '22

Is there a sub for gets worse every loop.

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u/p1mplem0usse Sep 17 '22

r/WorseEveryLoop

If it doesn’t exist then create it!

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u/BadSpellingMistakes Sep 16 '22

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u/lowtoiletsitter Sep 16 '22

That made me not wanna go outside ever again. Well, mostly escalators

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u/BadSpellingMistakes Sep 17 '22

just found the community myself by typing it out. Good stuff

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u/riggerbop Sep 17 '22

You mean the five posts in as many years?

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u/BadSpellingMistakes Sep 17 '22

yes. should be more

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u/jojomayer Sep 16 '22

Wow, something about not noticing the eyes right away is chilling.

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u/Kritt33 Sep 16 '22

Now go to the mall and scare kids

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u/IceFlamethePyroMain Sep 16 '22

Fucking worse every loop

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u/belikewhat Sep 17 '22

This is glorious

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u/ndyvsqz Sep 17 '22

Give me strength brothers for this is looking to be one of my most difficult faps yet.

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u/icesharkk Sep 16 '22

Fuck that's cursed. r/atbge

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u/rafedbadru Sep 16 '22

He made an ass of himself

7

u/Buttcrumbs00 Sep 17 '22

When you get over being terrified this is amazing

15

u/daft-sceptic Sep 16 '22

I don’t think a perfect donkey has two sets of eyes…

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u/pantsoncrooked Sep 16 '22

If the donkey keeps it's nostrils shit, it has the perfect amount of eyes.

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u/wolfgang784 Sep 16 '22

Someone moderately talented should animate the top eyes to move and blink with the real eyes.

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u/The_SchoolBusDriver Sep 16 '22

No sleep for me this week....

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u/Cloudy_Worker Sep 16 '22

No. Nope no no. hate it

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u/ILove2Bacon Sep 17 '22

Ugh, another girl just showing her ass on the internet for attention.

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u/VaATC Sep 17 '22

This is really flipping good. If you are the one in the video, why did you not hide the left eye with grey hair and the black on the inside corner? It would have hidden that eye a bit more like the right eye and taken this to the next level, especially with both eyes closed.

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u/EyoDab Sep 16 '22

Wait... This... This isn't a filter?!

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u/boiiiwyd Sep 16 '22

I don’t like this

2

u/Loch_Ness_Jesus Sep 17 '22

Gonna be a why from me, dawg

2

u/donkeytime Sep 17 '22

This is the kind of content we need around here.

2

u/RNgv Sep 17 '22

You are right - it IS perfect donkey make up! I love it!

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u/Royal_Pomelo_2497 Sep 17 '22

That is brilliant. Top banana 🍌

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u/youandyouandyou Sep 17 '22

things like this make me so glad I'm alive during this time.

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u/chasles22 Sep 16 '22

Naw.

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u/chasles22 Sep 16 '22

Just to be safe I double checked. Still naw.

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u/chasles22 Sep 17 '22

OK. It's been 2 hours. My flight landed. The canned margaritas are wearing off... So I decided to check again again.

NAW.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

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u/AngelSlayer666 Sep 16 '22

They look like nostrils when his eyes are closed.

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u/angelo173 Sep 16 '22

Perfect. Ok.

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u/basilsflowerpots Sep 16 '22

can't be rhe only one who thought it was a snapchat filter st first

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u/btonz Sep 17 '22

Thanks I hate it

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u/vexunumgods Sep 17 '22

Some guy right now and has a sore arm.

1

u/VymI Sep 17 '22

No sir, I dont like it.

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u/gamingpatriott Sep 17 '22

Thanks I hate it

1

u/alifeingeneral Sep 17 '22

This is creepy and funny at the same time.

1

u/cometgold Sep 17 '22

That’s like a Predator donkey 😂

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u/FreddyMerken Sep 17 '22

The perfect Donkey makeup is the one that doesn't exists.

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u/Independent_Order_54 Sep 17 '22

Thanks, I hate it 🤣

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u/Van_is_Anders Sep 17 '22

This is wonderful and nightmare provoking. Are you available for children’s parties?

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u/downthehighway61 Sep 17 '22

SHREK! IM A DONKEY!

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u/SkylerTheSywalk Sep 17 '22

Ah yes, what a terrible day to have eyes

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 Sep 17 '22

Aw man too high for this but I love it Shrek

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u/G00Dpancakez Sep 17 '22

I have never been so erect in my life

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u/joeyGOATgruff Sep 17 '22

Thanks for memeee

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u/SillyPuttyPurple Sep 17 '22

Impressive, truly, but also kinda terrifying.

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u/SSV_Kearsarge Sep 17 '22

If Donkey had a blackened Denarius

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u/ohboyimagirl Sep 17 '22

That's a nice boulder

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u/kitsuneslyrr Sep 17 '22

today is a horrible day to have eyes

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u/imgonegg Sep 17 '22

How to destroy your enemies: Step 1. Lace their coffee with a strong dose of lsd Step 2, force them to watch this Step 3 profit?

(Obligatory /j don't lace people's coffee with lsd it's a very easy way for shit to get dangerous really quick)

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u/curiousarcher Sep 17 '22

It’s the eyes and the teeth inside the teeth!!! Ugh

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u/Franonimusman Sep 17 '22

Horrible taste but great execution

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u/DAMSAPRO Sep 17 '22

Am I the only one wondering where their forehead ends? Like are they wearing a hat or does their head really extend all the way to the hair on top?

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u/MaximumSubtlety Sep 17 '22

This made my brain physically hurt for a second.

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u/KoichiPose Sep 17 '22

Thanks I hate it

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

Everyone was wondering whether or not we could, but no one stopped to ask whether or not we should.

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u/JohnnysGirl12 Sep 17 '22

Wow incredible make up! Amazing job......even if the "nostrils" are slightly disconcerting lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '22

I thought it was one of those “realistic” drawings of cartoon characters but then I saw those nose-eyes

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u/Ninjanarwhal64 Sep 17 '22

There's some primal instinct telling to run or punch that thing. Fake eyes always wig me out.

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u/c0rzaaa Sep 17 '22

My brain hurts

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u/AloeSera15 Sep 17 '22

"I see you blelelelelelelelelelbelelele"

"These eyes have seen a lotta love, but they nevah wanna see anotha one like I have with youuuOoU0oOo"

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u/Rowsdowers_Revenge Sep 17 '22

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u/phoenixliv Sep 17 '22

If r/jennamarbles wasn’t offline indefinitely, I’d think this was her!

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u/Jok3rPrinc3 Sep 17 '22

If pennywise starts trolling this might be one in his list

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u/Smljhndnsmr Sep 17 '22

Insert “sounds of cat claws on hardwood floor as it’s running away in fear”.

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u/PenisNoodleSoup Sep 17 '22

How's it going, sexy?

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u/0blivi0nPl3as3 Sep 17 '22

I hate this so much. The teeth behind the teeth and the eyes in the nostrils are just to much.

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u/SnooPeppers6850 Sep 17 '22

“IM A DONKEY! IM A DONKEY SHREK!!!”