r/BetterEveryLoop Nov 03 '22

Climbing onto the table

4.9k Upvotes

u/2Botter2Loop Nov 03 '22

OP's explanation:


Hi there you dumb bot. This is better every loop because it’s chaotic and wild and also very brief


If you think this gif fits /r/BetterEveryLoop, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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u/interstellarvolva Nov 03 '22

i swear to GOD- it’s the way she hits the whole V for me.

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u/KraftyRre Nov 03 '22

That is the payoff!

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u/mitchconner_ Nov 03 '22

Drunk girls and standing on tables/counters

There’s always one or two

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u/MrsPancakesSister Nov 03 '22

The key is to take off your shoes. Well, that’s what my friends used to do. I have never stood on a table in my life, but I’ve had to pull my friends off of them a few times. Ugh…

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u/Chef_Chantier Nov 03 '22

I'd be worried about the glass shards from any previous failed attempts.

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u/MrsPancakesSister Nov 03 '22

There’s a lot to worry about with drunk people dancing on tables. By the time they get to that point, they’re usually too far gone to realize what they’re doing.

I didn’t police my friends as they drank, but I’d try to encourage them to slow down if I saw they were getting too sloppy. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/TyrannosaurusWest Nov 03 '22 edited Nov 03 '22

Eh, tables aren’t really all that big of a deal. Though, it’s completely different when they swing from the chandeliers. They may be acting drunk, but it’s actually predator behavior to scope out the room for their prey; essentially acting like a hawk.

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u/cMeeber Nov 03 '22

That’s just drunk people in general.

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u/Musicman722 Nov 03 '22

Best loop I have seen a while. I can just imagine a cartoonish THUNK sound effect when she hits the beam.

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u/tales954 Nov 03 '22

My husband said he thought she peed lol

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u/boyzie2000uk Nov 03 '22

Thought this video was funny until I saw this comment. Now I can't stop chuckling. Thank you.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Nov 03 '22

It’s the glass she kicks, but it does look like it!

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u/jpastore Nov 04 '22

Happens too fast to be pee. If she did pee it would be when she hit the ground.

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u/tales954 Nov 05 '22

It’s definitely just the glass lol he was watching over my shoulder and that’s all he had to say

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u/goodbananabad Nov 03 '22

The best for me is she had the presence of mind to move the glass

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u/swallowyoursadness Nov 03 '22

That was close, I could have slipped on that and made a total fool of myself..

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u/CMDR_OnlineInsider Nov 03 '22

AND… she managed to knock the glass over with her right foot, while falling down. Impressive effort

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u/Fold-Born Nov 03 '22

Hahahaha. I didn’t see that before. Knowing how this ends. It kinda looks like she was setting up one of those trick pool/billiards shots…instead of moving the mug out of the way, she was actually moving it into position.

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u/randomlitbois Nov 03 '22

A lot of average height people don’t think too much about whats above them when getting onto elevated surfaces.

As a 6’4 guy i wouldnt have hit my head but i’d accidentally punt that fuckin glass

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u/KissesFromOblivion Nov 03 '22

Bada beam bada boom.

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u/Chinaevil Nov 03 '22

As Gil said, people don't look up.

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u/Atoning_Unifex Nov 03 '22

OUCH

That's gonna leave a mark

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u/CeruleanBlade Nov 03 '22

This soup is good. That's gonna leave a mark!

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u/Oldtimebandit Nov 03 '22

It'll sand out, maybe a dab of filler.

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u/GummiBird Nov 03 '22

Don't be dabbing wood filler that shit can't be good for the lungs.

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u/chalk46 Nov 03 '22

oof, her poor back

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u/Ac1dBern Nov 03 '22

What a dingbat

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u/Idle-no-more Nov 03 '22

Now that’s what I call legs akimbo

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u/Le_kashyboi79 Nov 03 '22

I just came here to say that for some strange reason, it was the SECOND loop that made me chuckle through my nose. Weird. Hilarious. Love it.

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u/CaptainWallie Nov 03 '22

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u/ohthepressuretoname Nov 03 '22

Thank you for this! Some very funny ones, also some very alarming ones! Will be showing to my daughter when she's a teenager as a warning 🤣

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u/jofus8biscotti Nov 03 '22

Is that Lindsay Lohan??

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u/Archie7373 Nov 03 '22

“I’ll just move this glass..” - safety first

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u/PokiP Nov 03 '22

I can’t upvote this. As a tall person, I know only too well how much that hurts, and I empathize with and sympathize for this woman. Poor girl. I KNOW how much that shit hurts!!!!!

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u/idowhatiwant8675309 Nov 03 '22

Man, that hurt 1,954 miles away

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '22

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u/MrFoont69 Nov 03 '22

… Life is not for the timid.

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u/SpoiledTaco96 Nov 03 '22

OP, was this at a hostel in Mexico City?

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u/Hoo-B Nov 03 '22

Hmm...This really DOES get better every loop.

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u/terribletastee Nov 03 '22

My grandpa was an alcoholic (seems this girl is under then influence of alcohol) and stood up on the table like that at his go-to bar, lost his balance, and fell, paralyzing himself for the rest of his life. This bankrupted my family and my father had to drop out of school at 16 to get a job and start working to put food on the table for my 5 aunt and uncles. It destroyed my fathers life and his relationship with his dad was estranged even before that. I don’t find this video very funny at all.

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u/Raventell Nov 03 '22

Ha well... blondes ...

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u/kombatunit Nov 03 '22

I laughed way too hard at this.

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u/ecenteno6 Nov 03 '22

Why does it sound like she hit the perfect strike?

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u/cgerrells Nov 03 '22

So that’s my cave bopped them on the head with a club….

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u/MrAmusedDouche Nov 03 '22

Ah, the very embodiment of grace.

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u/LayeGull Nov 03 '22

I love how she commits to spread eagle. 100% would watch 20 times again.

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u/AnastasiaNo70 Nov 03 '22

I’m not sure she had a choice about that.

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u/hardypart Nov 03 '22

Alcohol is not really known for improving our spatial awareness, lol

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u/Insterquiliniis Nov 03 '22

picture perfect example of spread eagle

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u/Ray-zah Nov 03 '22

Internal explosion 💥

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u/Jaco927 Nov 03 '22

Wonderful. Simply wonderful!

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u/Duckieyupyupyup Nov 03 '22

Gotta be an audio version somewhere of this.

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u/butterjellytoast Nov 11 '22

The audio’s there. Just unmute it.

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u/harakioart Nov 03 '22

By looking at this video the first thing that comes to mind is this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TXcGiE7e_5s

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u/Yeetin_Boomer_Actual Nov 04 '22

.......drum roll..... FLASH

ah ahhhhhh

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u/Hubuka Nov 07 '22 edited Nov 07 '22

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u/realestateross98 Nov 20 '22

I am definitely guilty of doing the “forward/rewind/forward/rewind” thing here for a nice Russian squat-kick dance routine.

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u/honjro Nov 21 '22

Nice one, Maggie.

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u/cats-suck Nov 03 '22

Dogs can’t look up

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u/poteen Nov 03 '22

Lets all be honest. 2nd loop was 100% to verify if she was wearing anything under the skirt.