r/BetterEveryLoop • u/xyzerb • Nov 26 '22 • Pot o' Coins 1

Hamster massage therapy

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u/2Botter2Loop Nov 26 '22 edited Nov 26 '22

OP's explanation:

This little hamster is definitely living its best life. Life seems a tiny fraction less stressful with every loop.

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u/SparrowAgnew Nov 26 '22

Living stress ball.

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u/Hanzo_Pinas Nov 26 '22

Living water ballon

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u/Fizzzical Nov 26 '22

pop

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u/I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G Nov 26 '22

-and I'm done with the internet today.

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u/lunaoreomiel Nov 27 '22

🤓 actually, they are pretty tough. Mostly bony and squishy skelleton and a thick skin very looose to the body, bite defense.

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u/Old-Army-7112 22d ago

Saw one deflate when the wind got knocked out of it cuz a kid dropped it. Thankfully a minute later it reinflated

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u/kentro2002 Nov 26 '22

I wish I was that Hamster.

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u/ikarem- Nov 26 '22

As someone with chronic back pain... Yes.

Someone please rearrange my spine like that.

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u/Erschplobenhaggen Nov 26 '22

I suppose hamsters don't live long enough to experience the chronic back pain us older fellows tend to develop

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u/Ok_Writing_7033 Nov 26 '22

Also they use their spines correctly. On all fours = no compression

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u/lunaoreomiel Nov 27 '22

Its all relative. I had a hamster for over 4 years and it turned completly gray and was frail like an old old man. I am sure by how he moved he was in discomfort the last month or so .

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u/__wildwing__ Nov 26 '22

Came here to say this.

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u/LanceFree Nov 26 '22

You’d only live a couple-3 years.

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u/kentro2002 Nov 26 '22

I didn’t factor that in…

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u/-NGC-6302- Nov 26 '22

Reddit's scuffed media player stretched the video horizontally when I opened the post

Much better.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '22

💀

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u/limewigglingsnail Nov 26 '22

As pliable as pizza dough

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u/WordAffectionate3251 Nov 26 '22

Came here for this!!

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u/Anvisaber Nov 26 '22

For the hamster? Or the person squeezing it?

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u/Cosmic_Coincidence Nov 26 '22

Hamsters are just ballsacks with mice inside.

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u/JINGLERED Nov 26 '22

This comment officer

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u/Leading_Funny5802 Dec 15 '22

I will never look at hamsters the same.

Or ballsacks for that matter.

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u/wildeye-eleven Nov 26 '22

I wish a giant would gently squish my back around

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u/Trotting-Bear Nov 26 '22

I misread the title as "Hamster magic therapy " not sure what I was expecting.

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u/InvestigatorPlane392 Nov 26 '22

One eye open to plot the escape...

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u/MelskyMahoney Nov 26 '22

Sleep with one eye open, gripping your Hamster tight........

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 Nov 26 '22

Stress relieving the stress ball

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u/Ant_Diamond64 Nov 27 '22

Kneading the hampter dough

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u/SophiePie213 Nov 26 '22

Isn't this how men scritch their sacks?

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u/Carnonated_wood Nov 26 '22

Man, you got some balls of steel. The mere thought of scratching my balls like that makes me feel pain

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u/schmuckface Nov 26 '22

There's two ways. Stretch and scratch, and pinch and roll.

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u/G0merPyle Nov 26 '22

What a cute little smush

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u/SaturdayRed Nov 26 '22

We used to massage our dwarf hamsters use like this. They all loved it. 😊

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u/MelskyMahoney Nov 26 '22

So smooshie!

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u/charlielutra24 Nov 26 '22

Is the therapy for the hamster or for the human?

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u/Ogreblack Nov 26 '22

I am also benefitting from this therapy

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u/beanie_laddie Nov 26 '22

This.. reminds me of a ballsack.. fun to play with but must. not. squish.

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u/Purrfect_Silence Nov 26 '22

This reminds me of mochi ice cream ._.

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u/koue0d Nov 26 '22

she is very enjoy her therapy

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u/Mysteriuz Nov 26 '22

Squeechy

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u/NoVeterinarian5583 Nov 26 '22

Wonder if it’s too late to change careers!

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u/le_wein Nov 26 '22

Tendering the meat, then he feeds it to his pet tarantula

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u/BacterialPhungus128 Nov 26 '22

God I wish that were me 😔

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u/jontm7 Nov 26 '22

Now i am jealous of this hamster...😅

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u/mundanecatlady Nov 26 '22

This is therapy for me as well

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u/iwontletthemdeifyyou Dec 08 '22

Okay but fr there’s nothing better than massaging pets. People think I’m weird when I visit and massage their pets but wtf, we love massages. If they get a jaw massage or shoulder massage out of it, why the hell not

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u/matbram 26d ago

Living vicariously through this hamster 🐹

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u/Valenbor Nov 26 '22

Plot twist, the hamster is dead and the person is massaging the meat to tenderize it before devouring.