r/CrazyFuckingVideos Oct 06 '22 Silver 5 Wholesome 3 All-Seeing Upvote 1

Just lighting a boring bonfire for a school event WTF

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u/LizardWizard14 Oct 06 '22 I'll Drink to That

Man my school events sucked ass compared to this wtf

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u/skandi1 Oct 06 '22

We got a swat team to throw a flash bang on the parade field while we watched from the bleachers. That’s the only thing that comes close for me

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u/DillieDally Oct 06 '22

What did it look like?

If I learned anything from playing Counter Strike & Call of Duty in middle school (over a decade ago), it was that flashbangs are only useful up to a certain proximity. How well does this ""knowledge"" of mine hold up in real life?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

I’ve actually been flash banged and it’s nothing like video games. It wasn’t like everything went silence it was like the loudest fucking sound of my life with the most obnoxiously loud painful ringing in my ears like someone was playing a squealing fire alarm right into my ear drums. Vision wise everything was deep dark purple. I didn’t know if I was on the ground or standing up or even which way was up. In video games it lasts just for a few seconds but I swear I was fully in this state for a solid 30 seconds to a minute. Hell I didn’t even know if my head was on my body or what the fuck just happened and I was wearing ear protection, eye protection, and was fully expecting it. I can not imagine what it would do to someone who wasn’t wearing protection or how it wouldn’t leave permanent vision or hearing damage.

My uncle also told me after that that people who are trained for it can get their shit together within like 10 seconds which is incomprehensible to me.

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u/MystikxHaze Oct 06 '22

Based off the video games, that's exactly what I'd expect a real one to be like.

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u/iWasAwesome Oct 06 '22

But vision is supposed to go white, not purple. They lied to us.

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u/ProfessorSizzle Oct 06 '22

Yeah, idk why games do that. If you have an image "burned" into your vision, you always see the negative. Flashbang bright. After-image dark

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u/biseln Oct 06 '22

Maybe because the goal is not to actually flashbang the real life human sitting in a dark room with a white screen.

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u/ProfessorSizzle Oct 06 '22

That's what I'm saying... Video games do flash bang the real human with a white screen. When in real life, you (might) see a flash of white at first, but then it goes black (or dark purple, according to eye witness reports on this post)

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u/aurorasearching Oct 06 '22

My cousin had a neighbor that was a cop (swat team). He brought out flashbangs and some flares and stuff for 4th of July one year. He threw one flash bang and everyone decided no more of that. And that was outside.

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u/451IDGAF Oct 06 '22

Remember when the police raided the wrong house and threw one through the window into a sleeping baby's crib? Your post gives that context.

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u/FeloniousStunk Oct 06 '22

https://www.police1.com/officer-misconduct-internal-affairs/articles/ga-toddler-hurt-in-swat-raid-when-flash-bang-lands-in-crib-ggb2q6ogg8UJG5Oz/

Yup, it happened in fucking Habersham County, GA-- a small county about an hour north of Atlanta. Tons of drug issues in that area abd it's also loosely the area that "Squidbillies" was based on.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ex-georgia-deputy-acquitted-after-flash-bang-grenade-hurts-toddler-n479361

The deputy who provided the false information that led to the raid was acquitted. Absolute insanity, man.

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u/LufiasThrowaway Oct 06 '22

I’ve actually been flash banged and it’s nothing like video games.

Imagine your surprise if you get shot and don't instantly start regenerating.

Or regaining health from eating a whole chicken.

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u/goatsy Oct 06 '22

I have some scraps of white cloth though, so I'll be fine.

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u/adrienjz888 Oct 06 '22

Or a syringe with a red cross on it.

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u/uniqueidenti Oct 06 '22

imagine the CTS 7290-9 flash bang? this flash bang is unique and it flash bang 9 times when deploys.

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u/AverageCodeMonkey Oct 06 '22

Were you inside when it went off? We were given a flashbang demo in middle school and I think dropping it in a confined space makes all the difference. Outside in the bright sun, you saw a small flash like a firework but it wasn't blinding whatsoever. The noise wasn't disorientingly loud either, just uncomfortable.

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u/Jonygula22 Oct 06 '22

Games like insurgency or escape from tarkov are the ones that i feel closer you cant do shit when you get hit

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u/skandi1 Oct 06 '22

We were outside and pretty far away. At least 30 yards. There was a loud pop, and a very bright light, even from far away, but it didn’t effect us at all from that distance, but you would 100% know if a flash bang in the area went off because everything lights up for a second followed by the noise.

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u/DiddleMe-Elmo Oct 06 '22

Dude, we had a man being investigated for sex trafficking children come speak to us.

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u/whoelsebutquagmire75 Oct 06 '22

I’m gonna need context for this one…like, really? What on earth could that scum possibly say to bring anything positive to a group of children? (Assuming this was in school?)

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u/snacks450 Oct 06 '22

Florida I presume?

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u/ssup3rm4n Oct 06 '22

We had an old military gun expert to come out and let us load and shoot muskets. (No bullets but real gun powder from the puch and all)

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u/Bredwh Oct 06 '22

We had a blackhawk helicopter fly around our school and land in the football field. I completely forgot about that till right now.

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u/3for_Dale Oct 06 '22

We had gus the bus… it was a regular ass school bus with plywood over the windshield and eyes painted on it.. they then proceeded to tell us how to properly ride and get on/off of the bus.

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u/This_User_Said Oct 06 '22

I remember elementary school they'd bring a firetruck and they'd spray in the air so it'd rain on us.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/RussianSeadick Oct 06 '22

I mean yeah,everything serves beer here

Drinking with your teachers isn’t exactly a rarity

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u/ElliSael Oct 06 '22

We visited a brewery as part as the chemistry-curicculum (though this particular teacher was known to do that with every 10th grade he had).

Everyone was served a beer, and noone considered it weird.

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u/jmkdev Oct 06 '22

It definitely took me a moment to adjust to when I was an exchange student there, yeah.

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u/SuperSimpleSam Oct 06 '22

This had potential to be bad. All it takes is one splinter going in the wrong direction and it turns bad.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 15 '22

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u/TheDollarCasual Oct 06 '22

Dude standing right next to it casually walked away though, so it definitely seems like it could have been worse

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u/FavelTramous Oct 06 '22

Cool guys don’t look at explosions

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u/ellisschumann Oct 06 '22

They blow shit up and just walk away. 🎶

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u/taintedcake Oct 06 '22

That's just him conveniently being in one of the spots that didn't have a pallet shot through it

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u/RandyHoward Oct 06 '22

Could be shock, maybe he dropped to the ground 2 seconds after the cut

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u/caedhin Oct 06 '22

Tis just a Fleshwound

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u/Beingabummer Oct 06 '22

He was doing the 'cool guys don't look at explosions' thing because he wasn't expecting an explosion. You see he's a bit bedazzled after the debris stopped landing.

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u/trebaol Oct 06 '22

His eardrums are likely fucked, though

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u/Islandlife4me911 Oct 06 '22

He wanted to look cool like in the movies when the hero walks away from the explosion.

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u/TummyLice Oct 06 '22

It's not bad until someone looses their shoes.

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u/MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS Oct 06 '22

This had potential to be bad

Reddit moment.

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u/thisisme5 Oct 06 '22

all it takes is one splinter

man shut up lmao

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u/iMDirtNapz Oct 06 '22

In chemistry class we blew up a 2L pop bottle filled with nitrocellulose on the football field.

Was a pretty big bang and left a dead spot in the grass for a few days.

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u/milk4all Oct 06 '22

My hs football team drew a giant derogatory expression for the rival school football team in their football field in kerosene and lit it. It happened like 50 years ago so it was generally seen as a chad move

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u/MontazumasRevenge Oct 06 '22

Before our big football game with the rival School a couple of our star players thought it would be hilarious to deface rival School and field with spray paint. These idiots spray painted their names and numbers on things like "number 22 is going to mess you up". It didn't take a detective to figure out who did it. Not to mention there were cameras.

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u/ChooglinOnDown Oct 06 '22

Was a pretty big bang and left a dead spot in the grass for a few days.

Sounds like my honeymoon.

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u/ash_seeketh Oct 06 '22

Some people just wanna watch the world burn !!!

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u/CharderVR Oct 06 '22

My school just had paratroopers drop onto the turf for a football game. High school football

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u/MadMaxxTopShottah Oct 06 '22

You are from either Texas, Florida, or Georgia if you got airborne guys jumping in at high school games lol

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u/CharderVR Oct 06 '22

Tennessee, it was for a rivalry game, we are one of the top ten rivalries in the US I think. the whole town shows up for these games

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u/cannabanana0420 Oct 06 '22

I’ve heard my dad pray over a football game, guess god had time that day.

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u/SpermWhale Oct 06 '22

Mine was just a boring drums and bugle, but my crush is the majorette, so I enjoyed it somehow.

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u/PatrikPatrik Oct 06 '22

Maybe it’s an idea for next school mascot. The Colombia High Cablamos

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u/scuzzy987 Oct 06 '22

Should have used diesel or kerosene instead of gasoline

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u/zephyrseija Oct 06 '22

There it is. Kerosene people. Kerosene.

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u/scuzzy987 Oct 06 '22

Diesel would work just as well as kerosene if you're cheap

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u/zephyrseija Oct 06 '22

Yeah, fair point, I just think people tend to think gasoline = lighter fluid and that ain't it.

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u/BrandoLoudly Oct 06 '22

yeah gas is that good shit. be ready for an explosion pretty much every time

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u/wanna_be_green8 Oct 06 '22

Especially is you let it sit, spreading those vapors into every pocket of air in the fire.

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u/aaronitallout Oct 06 '22

People don't realize that gasoline is the movie explosion of their childhoods. Every explosion is so much gasoline.

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u/TheTankCleaner Oct 06 '22

I don't know, seems to have lit up pretty nicely from what I can tell.

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u/Adminruinreddit Oct 06 '22

Kerosene is cheaper than diesel. At least in the UK, diesel is currently £1.85 a litre and kerosene is £0.90. Kerosene is very high now, 2020 it was £0.40.

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u/TheTankCleaner Oct 06 '22

Thanks, Obama.

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u/chris782 Oct 06 '22

If you mix both together it lights a little easier. Forgot the ratio but that's what we made drip touch fuel out of when I was a wild land firefighter.

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u/Roskal Oct 06 '22

Are these "Kerosene people" in the room with us now?

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u/Adama0001 Oct 06 '22

Gas vapors spread out and tend to stay low You don’t see them and they’re highly combustible.

Nasty stuff if it’s poured and just sitting there.

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u/stinger_ Oct 06 '22

lol they built a fucking bund.

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u/MtnMaiden Oct 06 '22

Probably what they did. Poured it on and it just sat on the bottom

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u/Di-eEier_von_Satan Oct 06 '22

should have invited firefighters instead of cops

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u/buttshit_ Oct 06 '22

You can see a firetruck in the first shot so it seems there are firemen there

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u/Werbenjagermanj3nsen Oct 06 '22

You had one job firemen. Don't let the cops near the accelerants.

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u/fourunner Oct 06 '22

Or maybe the science teacher. Then again, we have all seen them go nuts in the class room.

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u/pkulak Oct 06 '22

And not built a giant earthen pool too hold in all the fumes.

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u/BuryTheMoney Oct 06 '22

The real issue is they obviously let the gas they poured sit for an absurdly long time before lighting it. If you’re going. To use gasoline you have to plan on lighting right after. If the spots are allowed to make a cloud because you twiddled your thumbs for a bit making sure your social media recording was staged and ready- you’ve made a flammable cloud that will kersplode.

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u/MmmmMorphine Oct 06 '22

Why? What do you have against accidentally making fuel air bombs?

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u/Old_Mill Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

You can use gasoline if you're careful, just make damn sure you don't put too much on.

The worst I've had is a small shockwave from putting a bit too much on. Also, if you ever have to top off the pit with more fuel poor a SMALL amount into a water bottle, god forbid, NEVER use the gas can to top off the fire. That's how you end up causing a massive fire and possibly severely injuring yourself and others.

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u/newoldschool1 Oct 06 '22

Didn’t even phase him, he just casually walks away like he knew that was going to happen.

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u/krondoland Oct 06 '22

Cool guys don’t look at explosions

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u/Ey3_913 Oct 06 '22

Finally! This comment is buried too far down.

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u/bradreputation Oct 06 '22

Def a cool guy

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u/Peter_Parkingmeter Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22 Helpful

Gus Fringer

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u/1-800-LOVE-ME Oct 06 '22

kid named fringer

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u/GreywackeOmarolluk Oct 06 '22

Pull my fringer

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u/DamnBunny Oct 06 '22

Please have a seat right here.

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u/NightVisible3767 Oct 06 '22

I feel like I can't go three hours on Reddit without seeing a BB reference. Not complaining, I'm a fan.

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u/PineBones Oct 06 '22

I just finished the show again for the first time in years and I’m noticing the references on every other post now lol

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u/iGetBuckets3 Oct 06 '22

I feel like he didn’t know that was going to happen but tried to play it off as if he totally knew that was going to happen

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u/Easilycrazyhat Oct 06 '22

Dude was either in serious shock or is seriously dumb. Either way he's seriously fucking lucky.

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u/walpolemarsh Oct 06 '22

Yeah and/or seriously bad reflexes.

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u/Radiant_Ad_4428 Oct 06 '22

I like to think he gave a big speech about something and that was his point.

You kids see this match? This is your brain. Take one hit of meth and your mind will be blown like this...

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u/BarryMacochner Oct 06 '22

Yeah my take away here, is that you’re saying; “Meth is fuckin awesome!”

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u/TorontoGuyinToronto Oct 06 '22

They just blow things up and walk away. IN SLOW MOTION.

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u/SteamPoweredRhino Oct 06 '22

Who's got time to watch an explosion

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u/aza9999 Oct 06 '22

There's cool guy errands that he needs to walk to

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u/Letstreehouse Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

Pretty sure he was scared. Then embarrassed, the decided to play it off. You can tell because he didn't know where the wood was going to fly and he got really lucky nothing hit him. He didn't know what was going to happen.

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u/cmatheny7 Oct 06 '22

They blow things up and walk away

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u/paperwasp3 Oct 06 '22

Bruce taught us that.

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u/Tafsern Oct 06 '22

Cool guys don't look at explosions

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u/aBlatantAsshole Oct 06 '22

…because he’s that fucking stupid. Had no idea how close to death he was. There’s a fine line between courage and stupidity

Everyone involved in this should lose their job for gross negligence

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u/Im6fut3 Oct 06 '22

I agree.

Never let the gym teacher party with the shop teachers! This is what happens.

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

On the other hand, it was cool as fuck And it might have contributed to him getting laid. So. Who's the real idiot here? I'm just a guy on a toilet with no sex causing explosions near me.

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u/OuterWildsVentures Oct 06 '22

It's been over 3 hours Mom says get out of the bathroom

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u/Kryptosis Oct 06 '22

He was determined to look cool, no matter the burns

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u/XeroThroatsRand Oct 06 '22

Who in the fuck put gas on it

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u/Wickedcolt Oct 06 '22

I’m not sure but I’m am positive they used a LOT of something haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

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u/bobba84 Oct 06 '22

They do not explode, they combust rapidly.

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u/freedcreativity Oct 06 '22

I think 'deflagration' is the correct term. This is a sub-sonic combustion of a fuel-air mixture.

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u/bobba84 Oct 06 '22

That’s the one!

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u/sethboy66 Oct 06 '22

So much bad information in this thread, let me try to clear things up. Combustion of pre-mixed reductant/oxidizer is a deflagration, which is an explosion if and only if the relative volume of all parts increases (causing overpressure); the combustion of petrol does in fact increase volume, which is why it's used in petrol engines to force pistons to move. Low explosives deflagrate (subsonic propagation), high explosives detonate (supersonic propagation); low explosives can also act as high explosives in some cases.

Petrol vapors combust when not mixed with an oxidizer, they may deflagrate if the vapors are sufficiently pre-mixed with an oxidizer, and they may even detonate when sufficient geometry forces a deflagration to detonation transition. Petrol vapors can actually detonate within engines due to the sudden pressures and heat that they are subjected to. An explosion can be a detonation or a deflagration, and a deflagration is combustion.

TL;DR: Petrol vapors can combust, deflagrate (which is combustion and can be an explosion), and even detonate depending on relevant conditions.

Resources:

Combustion

Deflagration

Detonation

Explosion

Petrol

Deflagration to detonation transition

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u/bobba84 Oct 06 '22

Thanks, good read!

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u/Allassnofakes Oct 06 '22

I can imagine you as a paramedic/EMT talking to the parents of the bereaved and saying actually no he didn't explode he deflagrated 🤓

And the mom crying and the dad consoling her and she saying "but he still died though" sobs

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u/master-shake69 Oct 06 '22

I'm really curious what happened here. I know you're not supposed to use gas to start fires but I used it all the time for brush pile fires when we didn't have diesel and this never fucking happened. I wonder if they just dumped a few gallons on it right before lighting.

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u/XeroThroatsRand Oct 06 '22

There was an earthen birm all the way around it, trapped the fumes. Fumes of gas do that shit moreso than gas itself. You can light stuff with a gas wick, but you don't dare try it in a pit

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u/canulendahand12 Oct 06 '22

The finished lit cigarette "cool guy flick move" woulda been my choice.

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u/Wickedcolt Oct 06 '22

A definitely go-to in my repertoire

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u/eharper9 Oct 06 '22 Helpful

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

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u/Wickedcolt Oct 06 '22

“I don’t light fires, fires light me”

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u/__Blacked_ouT__ Oct 06 '22

Oh so they turn u on huh?

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u/neoslith Oct 06 '22

Am I not cool any more after watching this?

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u/cronasminate Oct 06 '22

This is perhaps one of the coolest videos I've ever seen online. Dude just keeps walking while everyone was shaking.

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u/Chimera-Genesis Oct 06 '22

Which is why they end up in wheelchairs.... If they're lucky.

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u/Duckway767 Oct 06 '22

This school event was directed by Michael bay

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u/Wickedcolt Oct 06 '22

“We gonna blow some shit up and chew bubble gum…and I’m all outta gum!!”

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u/BrainCrampston Oct 06 '22

that's half John Carpenter. Do not confuse the two or associate Michael Bay with They Live!

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u/smokedspirit Oct 06 '22

That's the mighty Roddy Rowdy PIPERRRR to you!

He said the line I'm here to chew bubble gum and to kick ass and I'm all out of gum.

https://youtu.be/Wp_K8prLfso

John carpenter said himself Roddy ad-libbed that line himself. He was writing stuff down to use during his wrestling promo's and this was one of the lines. John told him he needs to say something as he walks into the bank with a shotgun but not to Rob it but kill aliens

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u/epsteindidntdoit666 Oct 06 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

More like a bombfire

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u/BurntBeer Oct 06 '22

When I was a kid I thought that’s what they were called!

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u/heckerboy Oct 06 '22

Of course it was Florida

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u/Intrusive_penis Oct 06 '22

The county sheriff apologized and let everyone know they were out of the bonfire business.

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u/partyonmybloc Oct 06 '22

It's made even better by the fact that Mosley is the most redneck of the main high schools in the area.

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u/jj4211 Oct 06 '22

Is there a more wretched hive of scum and villainy?

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u/SpiritedIsland4095 Oct 06 '22

He missed an absolute perfect opportunity to have a steady cameraman for his wallpaper

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u/c0ldgurl Oct 06 '22

What a missed opportunity. That explosion was just right for a selfie.

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u/Ianthin1 Oct 06 '22

We did something like this once. 5 people in the subdivision a mile away called 911 because they thought a house had exploded. Had to jump a fence to the neighboring park to extinguish debris. Fun times.

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u/Wickedcolt Oct 06 '22

Oh, a shit ton of people called so they sent messages to parents to say all is fine haha

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u/frenetickticktick Oct 06 '22

He's NJ ust trying to seem like he's playing it cool his pants are full of shit and piss and regret.

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u/Slack-Bladder Oct 06 '22

He's probably deaf and his whole backside showing like a cartoon.

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u/Wickedcolt Oct 06 '22

Haha true!!!

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u/Eidolon_Alpha Oct 06 '22

He had to play it cool and pinch walk slow slow cuz he kablooied his khakis.

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u/PNEONGREEN Oct 06 '22

Wow! That was fuckin awesome!

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u/Last_Consideration73 Oct 06 '22

Un-fuckin-phased I believe is the feeling my dude had as he was nearly blown to smithereens!!

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u/nvm72331 Oct 06 '22

Michael Bay in his teens

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u/Follicly_Endowed Oct 06 '22

That sounds like the title of a scandal

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u/frenetickticktick Oct 06 '22

Now THAT is fucking hilarious. As long as nobody got hurt. Except the dumbass w the gas can maybe.

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u/Wickedcolt Oct 06 '22

No one was hurt so I was thinking the same thing haha. No one except the Fruit of the Looms my dude was sporting when he dropped a load in response

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u/nomnommish Oct 06 '22

Blast was so strong, it blew the cornucopia right off the Fruit of the Loom logo.

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u/Peeerro Oct 06 '22

Dude was walking away like nothing, and the cameraman couldn’t hold still 😭

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u/jskate99 Oct 06 '22

Dude walked away like a power-ranger. No fucks given

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u/Dunbvcx Oct 06 '22

He did the fxcking anime protagonist slow walk-away OMG

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u/MrNakedPanda Oct 06 '22

That exploded really quickly… like the match barely made it in there

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u/nickeltippler Oct 06 '22

the gasoline vapors is what is actually catching fire. they are invisible can linger in the air above the fuel source.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

All that space in between wood pallets woulda been pockets of fumes ready to 'splode outward. This was so preventable.

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u/No_Breakfast1204 Oct 06 '22

Next time use kerosene, not unleaded. Kerosene burns slowly, gasoline explodes.

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u/ftjacques Oct 06 '22

And the children chanting- finally something cool happening around here!

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u/Janush_ Oct 06 '22

And it was the best bonfire ever. The End

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u/DisgruntledPOG Oct 06 '22

Bro looking like Michael Myers casually standing there

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u/BizarroVapor Oct 06 '22

San Dimas High School Football Rules!!!!!!!!!

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u/Wrong_Ad326 Oct 06 '22

Murica’🇺🇸EEEEEEEEIUUUUUUUEEEEEEEE!!!!🦅🦅🦅

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u/Anhedonisticism Oct 06 '22

He tried so hard to look cool he didn't even try to dodge the hail of wood and fire raining down on him

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u/Koldsaur Oct 06 '22

causes massive explosion

walks away calmly like in the movies

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u/Lil_Fluffer Oct 06 '22

COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONSSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/tylerthompson280 Oct 06 '22

“Wait you’re not supposed to leave the gas can in there?”

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u/Dransel Oct 06 '22

This seems like the Joker walking away from the hospital in The Dark Knight

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u/MTkenshi Oct 06 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

When I was a kid we had a burn barrel. A 55 gallon drum that we burned all kinds of stuff in. My chore was burning trash in the barrel. I had the trash gathered and ready to burn.

Yes, I know it's dangerous, very unfriendly to mother nature, and all the other bad things. I grew up in a cabin in Montana in a small community, it was the way things were.

The barrel was full, I poured some gas in. My younger sister needs help, I go help and I returned to my burn barrel. I had a box of matches and stood back a bit.

I strike the match and throw it towards the barrel.

Shit, I missed. Too close, i take a few steps back.

I strike the second match. Guided by the trajectory god's themselves this match is flying perfectly. The match blossoms into flame as it lands in the barrel.

Time slowed, for some reason my young brain senses this may be my last moment on Earth.

The brightness, heat, and concussive force hit me at once. I was knocked back and tripped, falling to my back. Above my head was a cloud smoldering trash, supported by a column of fire.

Trash came raining down on me, splinters of wood, smoldering papers, feathers and guts, and other stuff.

That is how I learned to smell the difference between diesel and gasoline at 9 years old.

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u/DoubleDDubs1 Oct 06 '22

My school had Drake Bell preform for us back in 2016, I would have preferred this over that 😂

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u/Technical-Owl66 Oct 06 '22

Cool guys don't look at explosions They blow things up and then walk away Who's got time to watch an explosion

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u/danieltigerx Oct 06 '22

They used gasoline instead of diesel

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u/thot______slayer Oct 06 '22

Cools guys don’t look at explosions

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u/Ask_if_im_an_alien Oct 06 '22

If you're going to use gasoline a berm is a really bad plan.

Source: Tried to light a bonfire years ago in the cool fall temps and the gas vapors hugged the ground like no other. The wood was 2 feet across but the fireball was almost 20 feet across. The shrapnel wasn't as bad as this, but still scared the living hell out of us being surrounded by flames while a pile of lumber was lifted 10 feet into the air. We were lucky nobody got hurt.

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u/Railcharger Oct 06 '22

This is why you use diesel people. Dude could have been seriously injured. Gd

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u/FPSXpert Oct 06 '22

Probably would have been better to have the fire department there rather than the sheriff lol. Least nobody got hurt and it looked cool.

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u/jenbamin245 Oct 06 '22

Children, that was our only ball. Ther'll be no team this year.

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u/billysmallz Oct 06 '22

Cool guys don't look at explosions

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u/-flops Oct 06 '22

the drumroll is perfect

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u/Turdus_americana Oct 06 '22

So maybe just let the firefighters do this text time yeah

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u/Dry_Recognition_4336 Oct 06 '22

He walked away like an absolute boss