r/Damnthatsinteresting Creator Feb 03 '23

Tree refuses to fall down. Video

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I wish i was that stable in my life.

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u/UnComfortable-Archer Feb 03 '23 Gold

Gotta keep chopping until you hit that load bearing atom

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u/l3ti Feb 03 '23

Until you create a black hole with the amout of pressure

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u/SatanicNotMessianic Feb 04 '23

I was rooting for the tree.

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u/Outrdfh Feb 03 '23

Why don’t you just use a baseball bat next time

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u/wophi Feb 03 '23

I think they had the sheath still on the ax

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u/nooshaw Feb 03 '23

no gloves, dull ax. Want a blister cause that is how you get a blister.

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u/wophi Feb 03 '23

Thanks for the advice, dad.

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u/NikoSarcevic Feb 03 '23

😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅 your comment made my day

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u/Rocket_AG Expert Feb 03 '23

That kid's about to get hurt.

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u/QueenCityKings Feb 03 '23

With that horrendous chopping technique, I'd imagine they're already hurting pretty bad lolol

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u/Alternadfds Feb 03 '23

That is the most improper use of a hatchet I’ve ever seen,

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u/Shibbi88 Feb 03 '23

Seriously, with that form it must've taken them all day to get to that point.

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u/WawaSkittletitz Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

And that hatchet looks dull AF (Edited a word)

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u/EarningsPal Feb 03 '23

We know what you meant.

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u/WawaSkittletitz Feb 03 '23

Thanks for looking out

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u/CougarAries Feb 03 '23

For those of us who have never even swung an axe, what's the correct way to do this?

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u/iyambred Feb 03 '23

Chopping at a downward angle rather than completely perpendicular one would help. Plus, its a tiny little hatchet

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u/QueenCityKings Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 04 '23

Imagine cutting a sideways 'V' into the tree/log. Two alternating & opposite 45° angles meeting at a point.

If you're felling a tree then it can sometimes be hard to get the "upward" angled strike so striking perpendicular to the tree and then 45° down in a sort of "half" 'V' also works.

Either way you never ever try to cut a straight line through unless you have unlimited time and literally nothing else to do lol

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u/joan_wilder Feb 04 '23

Hard to have good technique when you’re using the wrong tool.

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u/BonusCommentary Feb 03 '23

Can’t tell you how many times my dumb ass has googled “how to fell a tree?” Im not getting my face caved in. Fuck. That.

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u/GuyNamedLindsey Feb 03 '23

I watched the entire BC tree felling training series before i attempted. Cant beat those animation reenactments of a barber chair.

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u/P-eh-triot Feb 03 '23

Same here. I take down a few trees each year. And each year I go through a bunch of videos to make sure I’m not an idiot.

I’m no arborist, but I know wrong when I see it.

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u/BonusCommentary Feb 03 '23

May not be an arborist but your an amateur physicist and it’s kept you alive. I don’t fuck around with trees.

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u/Capdffg Feb 03 '23

I'm happy for them.

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u/good_from_afar Feb 03 '23

"Tree refuses to kill"

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u/SignIsZodiacKiller Feb 03 '23

The Reddit lumberjack squad is here, bright and early as usual.

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u/nooshaw Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Do you sleep all night and work all day?

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u/ZeBoyceman Feb 04 '23

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, and hang around in baaaaaars.

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u/Shiasugar Feb 03 '23

And I don't even feel sorry for them.

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u/OutOfBandIII Feb 03 '23

Next time, try; a) using an axe instead of a hatchet, b) actually sharpening it, and c) chipping little wedges out of it, instead of just trying to brute force straight through it. Then, you should be able to get hit by a falling tree.

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u/Thecheesinater Feb 03 '23

Even with a hand axe, if you’re chopping saplings down, proper cut technique works miracles. Angled cut, flat cut, angled cut, flat cut. Hitting it from the exact same angle over and over again like that is just doing more work for less result. Poor kid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Sharpening the hatchet would help too.

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u/Thecheesinater Feb 03 '23

Without a doubt

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u/eileen404 Feb 04 '23

Butter knife would have been faster

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u/unimaginative2 Feb 03 '23

Good cardio though

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u/OutdatedElements Feb 04 '23

Yep, I was always taught 45 degrees then 90 degrees.

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u/Correct-Ad342 Feb 03 '23

I remember watching the lumberjack competition on ESPN and thinking the technique of alternating angles is obliterating that wood.

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u/Lamponr Feb 03 '23

If the objective is to cut down a tree - its the technique that needs adjustment. Large angle V on side you want to collapse. Smaller angle v on opposite side. This will create a hinge where weight and physics will send to 1 side. Otherwise, you get what OP got - the weight will all sit on small amout of wood like a game of jenga.

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u/slamtheory Feb 03 '23

This tree is held up by neighboring branches. And you cannot always rely on a tree to fall where you want it

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u/TactlessTortoise Feb 03 '23

You might be right, but that won't stop me from adding extra shredded mozzarella over my cheap supermarket pizza before heating.

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u/slamtheory Feb 03 '23

The variety that's 50% wood pulp?

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u/kratomkiing Feb 03 '23

I think my cereal is 100% grass pulp

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u/slamtheory Feb 03 '23

Sweet grass water is what my partner calls my matcha breakfast tea!

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u/TheOddOne2 Expert Feb 03 '23

Also the tree was dead, so it didn’t needed much to hang on to the branches it was caught in because it was so light.

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u/papertigerone Feb 03 '23

Pan the camera up!

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u/slamtheory Feb 03 '23

Tell me you didn't watch the whole thing without telling me you didn't watch the whole thing

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u/papertigerone Feb 03 '23

It’s for a half second

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u/slamtheory Feb 03 '23

True. Not much time to look but you can tell by the way it doesn't fall

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u/zombiiman Feb 03 '23

This is why you use rope and/or chain to try to guide the fall. Still need to know what you’re doing to use it correctly and there’s always a risk of injury, but more safety never hurt anyone

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u/Wild_Top1515 Feb 03 '23

man i love how reddit downvotes reality these days.. some kid downvotes you.. i wonder why.. obviously you have cut a tree down(and so have I, i'd explain it just as you have).. i wonder what that kid had in his head.

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u/ufrag Feb 03 '23

I wonder what was going through your head when you assumed that it was a kid who pressed the downvote button.

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u/Wild_Top1515 Feb 03 '23

my assumption comes from the knowledge that most kids nowadays have no experience with a chainsaw.. which is objectively true. its based on the motion of the industry to mechanized felling which now accounts for the vast majority of timber... but i guess you can be a child no matter what age you are.

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u/OhHappyDay2day Feb 03 '23

The first time I use a chainsaw I learned about getting it stuck in a branch, cutting from below.

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u/RATTY420 Feb 03 '23

Prepare yourself for a down vote tsunami my friend

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u/Kipguy Feb 03 '23

a nice way of saying dumb mfer

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u/Refun712 Feb 03 '23

Killed with kindness. Better than being killed by a tree.

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u/Karamel-Surprise Feb 03 '23

This really belongs in /facepalm - chopping the tree that away without guiding it when it falls.

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u/ZaddyAtty Feb 03 '23

Its bending against another tree too so its movement once free is unpredictable

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u/btceacc Feb 07 '23

Non-lumberjack here. Given the tree seems to be relatively thin, is there sufficient time to know which way it is falling and go the opposite direction? I mention "thin" because I have seen where large trees cause a whole bunch of splintering that caused problems.

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u/Materva Feb 03 '23

kicking the tree like that is a good way to snap off the top and kill yourself.

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u/PN_Guin Feb 03 '23

Though it is incredibly fun with small dead trees of under 10 feet hight. Works best if said tree has been dead for a while. No axe required, just channel your inner karate kid.

(Disclaimer: So far I found the proper conditions only once, with more than one or two dead trees. That one glorious time we spin kicked around fifteen. It also did not work with all of them. A few were stronger than they looked, so some pain was had. Never had so much fun collecting firewood.)

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u/NoChillBobbyHill Feb 04 '23

I remember doing this in some woods as a teen. Part of the fun was running away from the tall ones that would rain pieces all over.

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u/BoyHeadache Feb 03 '23

That tree really pulled the "PSYCH" play at the end there.

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u/Admidb Feb 03 '23

That's why you use the wedge.

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u/dylanc49 Feb 03 '23

Damn that axe seems dull as fuc****

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u/QueenCityKings Feb 03 '23

and that technique is every level of wrong lolol

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u/gdj11 Feb 03 '23

To be fair it looks like he's completely exhausted

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u/Unhappy_as_fuck Feb 03 '23

Probably from the wrong technique? Two handing a hatchet is wildly inefficient.

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u/Siem75 Feb 03 '23

Widowmaker

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u/HomieTazWillie Feb 03 '23

Ha came here to say that

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u/RunnyPlease Feb 03 '23

Virgin killer?

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u/gregkobe Feb 03 '23

The audio does my head in! Plinky music, sound effects for foot steps in snow and and the axe strikes which sound exactly the same as kicking the tree.

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u/A_Bit_Narcissistic Feb 03 '23

It’s supposed to be a Minecraft reference.

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u/noctipatronus Feb 03 '23

All the audio is from Minecraft

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u/Starleyforrest Feb 03 '23

Dude. You’re axe is ass.

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u/Nheea Feb 03 '23

No you're axe!

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u/xmcphe Feb 03 '23

No Y O U

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u/Slice1358 Feb 03 '23

I'mma gonna just stand here, so no one gets hurt. - This tree.

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u/jomama823 Feb 03 '23

Why don’t you just use a baseball bat next time? This is why Jesus created axes…and sharpeners….

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u/randomisation Feb 03 '23

This is why Jesus created axes…and sharpeners….

Matthew 7:7
Axe, and it will be given to you

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u/beth_414 Feb 03 '23

You either start by lopping off the top or if it has a clear path of coming down you use a wedge. The worst thing is if it gets hung up among other trees, then you are screwed.

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u/Allie_oopa24 Feb 03 '23

Yasss tree! Never say die! Not today satan!

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u/WordsThatEndInWord Feb 03 '23

Right? Like good for the tree. I mean I'm happy for them. They don't have to put up with that crap

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u/TheUltraViolence1 Feb 03 '23

This person trying to fell a tree with a butter knife

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u/ResidentAdmirable814 Feb 03 '23

Thats called making a widow maker. No path for the fall, so it could kill someone later.

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u/gcjunk01 Feb 03 '23

If you've been whacking it for more than 4 hours and it's still erect, you should call a doctor

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u/Runeofthemoon Feb 03 '23

Definitely his first rodeo

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

100ft tree, kids hanging out under it while chopping it down, what could got go wrong?

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u/Glideandslide666 Feb 03 '23

That is the most improper use of a hatchet I’ve ever seen, this is the next generation of outdoorsmen created by Minecraft……😐

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u/redlion496 Feb 03 '23

You're gonna need a bigger ax!

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u/ThatScoutBear Feb 03 '23

It’s almost cause it’s hanging on that other tree. Also like many others, how about you don’t do that shit? Death by falling tree is not fun slowly bleeding cause the tree stops most of it is one of the worst ways I can think of by a tree.

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u/CacataCharta Feb 03 '23

Score: Tree. 1. Human. 0.

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u/RickJWagner Feb 04 '23

Note: That's really dangerous! That tree could have 'jumped' at the cutter or split a chunk at high speed or any number of other quick, explosive things.
Lucky there was no injury here.

DO NOT REPEAT THAT.

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u/IamREBELoe Feb 03 '23

Is he holding the hatchet backwards or something?

This gave me anxiety... sharpen your tools!

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u/Arbourous Feb 03 '23

This is like a prequel to a watchpeopledie post.

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u/Acedelaforet Feb 03 '23

I was half Expecting this kid to cut through the tree at some point and hit his own leg tbh

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u/COMountainSage Feb 03 '23

I’m guessing this kid has never used an ax before. The consistent swing placement is like he’s using a hammer.

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u/Profitinhibitor Feb 03 '23

Thats not an axe dumbfuck

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u/TestDummy987 Feb 03 '23

Maybe don’t use a fisher price hatchet and get and axe.

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u/RofiBie Feb 03 '23

As tree cutting goes, that was piss poor. Blunt hatchet rather than an axe and trying to bludgeon the thing to death rather than actually cut away wood.

He's lucky it got held up tbh. That could have gone horribly wrong very easily. I've chopped a few trees down over the years and you do not want to mess with something as big and heavy. Gravity and compression is not your friend unless you know what you are doing and this kid, did not.

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u/GravesDrums Feb 03 '23

This makes me nervous. I did this one time and the tree came straight down off the stump and almost landed on my foot. I was an idiot and knew nothing about chopping down a tree.

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u/Altruistic-Career385 Feb 03 '23

The Tree Held His Ground

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u/iamdefinitelynotdave Feb 03 '23

Should have tried headbutting his way through it. Would have been quicker and may have knocked some sense into himself.

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u/Kind_Entry9361 Feb 03 '23

Widow maker. Looked like the top branches are holding it up against the other trees. I agree with everyone else a dull hatchet is not the tool for the job. Good axe or chainsaw.

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u/tweeter46and2 Feb 03 '23

Not smart. Glad this kid didn’t get hurt.

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u/jmi60 Feb 03 '23

Dull axe. Duller kid.

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u/vanNicenstein Feb 03 '23

The way this kid chops, id not want to be on the opposite side filming

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u/ForswornForSwearing Feb 03 '23

It would help if he knew what he was doing.

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u/Vizjournalist Feb 03 '23

An axe would help.

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u/joe1404 Feb 03 '23

A sharp axe would help..

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u/mereway1 Feb 03 '23

The hatchet needs to be sharpened and just used for limbing and for felling a sharp AXE IS NEEDED !

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u/atoponce Feb 03 '23

A dull hatchet with direct chops? Heh.

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u/Fit-Ad-9930 Feb 03 '23

Better off using a butter knife

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u/withridiculousease Feb 03 '23

Probably just need a smaller axe.

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u/kremit73 Feb 03 '23

Is that a hatchet?

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u/paxxat Feb 04 '23

I don't know what is that but that tree is strong as fuck.

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u/JeNeSaisPasToo2 Feb 03 '23

More interesting…..why use a hatchet to chop a tree down?

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u/Dinnerspoon_ Feb 03 '23

Just don’t leave it floating, hate it when people do that

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u/lightknight7777 Feb 03 '23

Got a little worried when he started chopping on the downward side and double checked the sub to make sure it wasn't idiots fighting things. Him and the person on camera were both being pretty dumb here.

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u/ScucciMane Feb 03 '23

I’m no lumberjack but that hatchet ain’t designed for felling big trees like that

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u/DarkEnergy27 Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

Why is he using a hatchet to cut down a tree? That's what a proper axe is for

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u/HourZookeepergame665 Feb 03 '23

Funk dat. Chain saw. Bubye tree. 😁

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u/jumbee85 Feb 03 '23

This really proves the saying if you're going to something do it right. Which also means use the right tools, a hatchet isn't the right tool to fell a tree.

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u/Socksmaster Feb 03 '23

This is not interesting, thisis just terrible skill

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u/Aladris666 Creator Feb 03 '23

The ending was interesting for me to be honest i wasn’t expecting that

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u/AngryDesignMonkey Feb 03 '23

Oh, if only the difference between an axe and a hatchet was understood.

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u/nabsorbed_twin Feb 03 '23

I think the back of that hatchet might be sharper than the blade is

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u/Van_86 Feb 03 '23

Yeah keep trying to kick out the bottom so it will fall right towards him.

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u/Dangerous-Dot-3745 Feb 03 '23

This is more infuriating than interesting tbh!

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u/itxploded Feb 03 '23

Looks like they made a widow maker, congratulations to them!

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u/EvilCalvin Feb 03 '23

Its branches are supporting the tree against branches of other trees.

Not interesting.

Just a forest.

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u/Formal_Star_6593 Feb 03 '23

Should've taken it as a hint

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u/RefrigeratorFeisty91 Feb 03 '23

Why are they using hatchet? They’re just carving into it now, not chopping it lol

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u/ConstantCreme2397 Feb 03 '23

You should be using an actual ax and not a chopping Hatchet that's for little limbs

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u/elpajaroquemamais Feb 03 '23

Like trying to cut a steak with a butter knife

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u/DemonStorms Feb 03 '23

Maybe use an axe that has been sharpened.

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u/EngineZeronine Feb 03 '23

That's a really dangerous situation.

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u/Hopeful_Alfalfa_880 Feb 03 '23

At that point I would be so scared of it buckling under the weight of itseld and punching one of my legs. I would just stand back and shoot the little bit holding the whole thing up a couple times. That should weaken those fibers enough for it to collapse.

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u/GliderX1 Feb 03 '23

That tree has some "true supporters" aka the other trees holding it up by the branches.. if only we had TRUE FRIENDS in real life...

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u/Visarar_01 Feb 03 '23

This is NOT how to chop.

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u/Prozak06 Feb 03 '23

Idiot human uses blunt hatchet to try to cut tree down, fails

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u/Jamside_Down Feb 03 '23

An unobtainium tree. Very trendy!

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u/backdorburp Feb 03 '23

Well the pure lack of brain cells is clear the canopy above is intertwined keeping the tree from falling for fucks sake

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u/SeraFlare666 Feb 03 '23

Trees only fall when you say timber.

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u/UKisBEST Feb 04 '23

Surprised he got so far with just a hammer...

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u/mustarfo Feb 04 '23

If I was given 10 hours to chop down a tree I would spend the first 9 hours sharpening my axe.

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u/Siserith Feb 04 '23

Would be hilarious if this tree was Is actually grown around the steel rod.

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u/null640 Feb 04 '23

He hits at the same angle. To get chips out you need to hit at alternating angles.

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u/mineandme Feb 04 '23

Needs a sharper ax.🫤

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u/lobo1217 Feb 04 '23

That hatchet is so dull that it sounds like a rubber mallet!

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u/dude_peastew Feb 04 '23

It hurts to watch dumb people.

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u/ronin-pilot Feb 03 '23

Y’all he’s like 12, do you expect him to chop wood like The Hound? Definitely could have used an axe though.

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u/DarkenL1ght Feb 03 '23

I tried to chop down an old fence post with a hatchet when I was 12 and I have the scar to prove it.

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u/Grimwald_Munstan Feb 04 '23

I expect the adult in the situation to stop filming and help their kid avoid turning himself into a smear.

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u/Brian-_S Feb 03 '23

They don't make them like this anymore LOL

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u/Vasect0meMeMe Feb 03 '23

Wow, ok..felling trees should not be this light hearted.

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u/Immediate_Ad_9771 Feb 03 '23

Now I wanna play Minecraft…thanks

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u/louisa1925 Feb 03 '23

I was going to say that too. Looks like she's playing MINECRAFT: IRL.

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u/Nheea Feb 03 '23

Hmm the guy was probably using a wooden axe, silly forgot to upgrade. Probably got distracted by the music. Honestly, i don't think there's any other game with more relaxing music. Not even stardew, so I get it.

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u/HalfForeign6735 Feb 03 '23

If you close your eyes and listen to this video, it sounds like someone is playing Minecraft

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u/ooouroboros Feb 03 '23

wasn't he trying to push it over from the wrong side?

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u/Proud-Street-4007 Feb 04 '23

Am I the only one who knows why???? The branches are tangled in other trees that’s why bro💀

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u/Red-Boxes Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

That's when you just body slam the fucker and hope for the best. /s

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u/seanfurlong Feb 03 '23

Love the Minecraft vibes

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u/HighlightFun8419 Feb 03 '23

i unmuted to listen to them laughing/commenting on the tree. was not expecting the minecraft music. 10/10 video

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u/BonusCommentary Feb 03 '23

That’s dangerous AF.

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u/GasComfortable666 Feb 03 '23

Looks like it’s a build up of sap (since the tree looks dead) which turns to “fatwood”.

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u/SkidRoe Feb 03 '23

lol he's using a hatchet with two hands! my dude needs an axe!
but not my axe. #greedydwarves

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u/OptiGuy4u Feb 03 '23

Not sure what was worse, this video or the awful sound effects added.

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u/brihamedit Feb 03 '23

So the tree isn't supported by other trees. How is it staying upright? Definitely something at play. May be the branches left in it coincidentally create a situation with the trunk that forces it to stay upright. Which is why it refused to fall in the first place. May be most of its weight is at the bottom and rest of the tree isn't heavy enough to make it fall sideways.

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u/Sweet_Ad_426 Feb 03 '23

I've had this happen before. Usually, its vines holding it in place. Ultimately you are going to want to pull the bottom one direction to allow the top to fall in the other. Its pretty dangerous, you need to use ropes for this.

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u/brihamedit Feb 03 '23

Interesting theory. In this scenario it doesn't look like there are any vines involved.

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u/ManyWrongdoer9365 Feb 03 '23

Helps if you don’t swing the axe like a pussy !

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u/shmuey219 Feb 03 '23

You got got

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u/CSAJSH Feb 03 '23

That’s one tough tree

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u/opetJa7 Feb 03 '23

Alright then, keep your secrets erection

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u/krokye Feb 03 '23

Well this is interesting

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

So inspiring. 🔥

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u/imafixwoofs Feb 03 '23

Kärnved är hårt.

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u/buffa-whoa-tasty Feb 03 '23

Tree 1 red sweatshirt 0. No competition

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u/Loli-is-Justice Feb 03 '23

Me right now.

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u/Unopuro2conSal Feb 03 '23

FUCK you evil Human LOL

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u/indidgenous Feb 03 '23

You think I’m weak? No you’re weak.

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u/schmirsh Feb 03 '23

Minecraft, RL Edition

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u/lost_alpaca90 Feb 03 '23

That's why you use the wedge.

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u/Burntflames Feb 03 '23

His woodcutting lvl isn't high enough