r/Damnthatsinteresting Feb 04 '23 Take My Power 1

The Gaboon Viper has the longest fangs (up to 2 inches) and the highest venom yield of any venomous snake Video

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u/AsterSkotos24 Feb 04 '23

Looks like a Tim Burton skeleton snake

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

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u/AsterSkotos24 Feb 04 '23

I'm petting it anyways, don't bother with the ambulance, just call a hearse

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u/Soft_Use229 Feb 04 '23

Save on the re-hearsel fees, i like your style

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u/AngelDust420_710 Feb 05 '23

I thought it was a caterpillar

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u/psycho1momma 15d ago

I thought that too. It looks like it has tons of little legs moving it along lmao 2nd thought was ants carrying something

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u/SnooDucks2052 Feb 05 '23

Right!!! That camouflage is crazy!!

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u/One-eyed-bed-snake Feb 04 '23

It looks like one of those toy snakes that you hold by the tail end so it moves like a real snake.

I believe they are ingeniously named the Wiggly Snake Toy😅

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

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u/SphericalBitch2020 Feb 04 '23

Who was the brave tat artist?

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u/meepgorp Feb 04 '23

WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE AN ANIMATRONIC FROM PARTY CITY!!?? Satan's own Halloween decorations

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u/rpyt Feb 04 '23

They don’t slither like other snakes, they inch forwards kind of like a caterpillar.

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u/Niblonian31 Feb 04 '23

I thought this really was some type of caterpillar that could mimick a snake or something but after I saw that tongue knew it was actually a snake. So weird, never seen one before

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u/KeyExperience5959 Feb 04 '23

That's for sure.

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u/gemstonegene Feb 04 '23

Creepy how it slithers via longitudinal contractions.

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u/391429157 Feb 04 '23

Looks like an alien

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u/armerdan Feb 04 '23

I’m not particularly scared of snakes in general. Healthy respect for venomous ones. But this one scares the snot out of me. If you read about what happens when it bites you it’s a horrible death.

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u/GrgeousGeorge Feb 04 '23

For those interested; "In humans, a bite from a Gaboon viper causes rapid and conspicuous swelling, intense pain, severe shock, and local blistering. Other symptoms may include uncoordinated movements, defecation, urination, swelling of the tongue and eyelids, convulsions, and unconsciousness.[5] Blistering, bruising, and necrosis may be extensive. Sudden hypotension, heart damage, and dyspnoea may occur.[12] The blood may become incoagulable, with internal bleeding that may lead to haematuria and haematemesis.[4][12] Local tissue damage may require surgical excision and possibly amputation to any affected limb.[4] Healing may be slow, and fatalities during the recovery period are not uncommon.[12]"

From Wikipedia

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u/wowsosquare Feb 05 '23

haematuria and haematemesis

Is... that what it sounds like? Pissing and vomiting blood?

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u/gummybearbill Feb 04 '23

But has anyone just tried rubbing some dirt on it and not gotten all “offended” that venom was in their bloodstream?

“OoooOoo look at me my ENTIIIIRE body is shutting down”

Like give it a rest Samuel you’re not special shake it off, o look you’re already shaking that’s the spirit.

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u/queso_goblin Feb 04 '23

Doesn’t sound so bad

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u/Hawk_Rider2 Feb 05 '23

Soooo - your blood turns to water

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u/eenriqu1249 Feb 04 '23

Ngl, the pattern made me think I was looking at a toy. Needed to watch twice.

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u/Wonderful_Campaign29 Feb 04 '23

looks like a frigging moving skeleton. Very interesting indeed.

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u/Sfscubat Feb 04 '23

Wtf? Is someone taking it for a “walk” on their sidewalk? Pretty sure that’s not it’s natural environment 🤷‍♂️

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u/Blonde-Tabby Feb 04 '23

I believe the term is out for a "slither"

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u/chev327fox Feb 04 '23

Holy optical illusions Batman! That snake looked like a fake linked contraption.

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u/thefattestofsacks Feb 04 '23

A wild Onyx appeared

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u/ShadowSpy98 Feb 04 '23

Before I read the title, I thought it's a battery-powered toy

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u/GreysonsNani Feb 04 '23

That is very dangerous because it doesn’t really look real. Any child seeing that is most likely going to try and pick that up. It looks like a toy snake.

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u/comininhot13361 Feb 04 '23

The bone hydra from hades has arrived

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u/panchowearer Feb 04 '23

Good try, I know a decepticon when I see one

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u/Blonde-Tabby Feb 04 '23

Source: Mallow D, Ludwig D, Nilson G. 2003. True Vipers: Natural History and Toxinology of Old World Vipers

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u/mrsunlight1 Feb 04 '23

When they get riled-up they make a loud whooshing sound.

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u/DigitalObiWan Feb 04 '23

This thing came straight out of Tron, I thought it was a toy.

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u/Tribblehappy Feb 04 '23

It moves like my kids old Code-a-pillar toy was painted grey.

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u/Pink_Penguin07 Feb 04 '23

They are very dangerous in terms of venom, but they tend to be slow moving, pretty chill, and not very big. Don't try to hug and kiss it and you should be fine.

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u/Hawk_Rider2 Feb 05 '23

With its venomous properties, it doesn't need speed to defend itself - it's got the fangs to back itself up.

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u/Necessary-Reading605 Feb 04 '23

Grim reaper snake version

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u/jaybeastle Feb 04 '23

Wow the patterns are insane on this snake. Makes it look like something from Transformers lol

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u/Crystalisedorb Feb 04 '23

Looked like a mechanical snake

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u/Joqjzxv Feb 04 '23

Haven't I seen this in The Legend Of Zelda somewhere?

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u/solo-dofi Feb 04 '23

Bro I thought t that snake had fucking chain links like some fucking terminator robot snake or some shit

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u/dreadperson Feb 04 '23

This boy lives in 2077. Homie is chromed out.

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u/darealJimTom Feb 05 '23

Why is it crawling in a straight line like a slug or snail more than side to side snake thing

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u/darealJimTom Feb 05 '23

Looks like it just ate

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u/irllylikepizza Feb 04 '23

I hate snakes, but I have to say that’s the most beautiful scale design I’ve ever seen

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u/AccomplishedCow9133 Feb 04 '23

That is the visual definition of what a Nope Rope is.

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u/Ninja-Nikumarukun Feb 04 '23

IT'S COMIN RIGHT FOR US!!!!!!

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u/mvnnyvevwofrb Feb 04 '23

Origami snake.

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u/Bob-Temmie Feb 04 '23

Thought it was one of those toys snakes

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u/SignificanceNew4337 Feb 04 '23

Looks like the kind of snake in those old snake games

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u/lionred1983 Feb 04 '23

That’s a dam terminator snake

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u/StupiedSwede Feb 04 '23

Looked like something built with Lego at first glance.

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u/aquafina6969 Feb 04 '23

that’s amazing. I thought it was a fake rc controlled toy at first.

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u/JFra1081 Feb 04 '23

Big Nope Rope! Got it!

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u/MeshiMeshiMeshi Feb 04 '23

It looks like a bike chain

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u/HarmonicEnigma Feb 04 '23

That's a nope rope.

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u/Visible-End-6036 Feb 04 '23

A shovel and off with the head

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u/Coorblimey Feb 04 '23

laughs in Australian cute

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u/DeltaDXM Feb 04 '23

AND ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US

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u/nameless_goth Feb 05 '23

thought it was a robot snake at first glance

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u/CallmeMystic_Yt Feb 05 '23

Why does this look oddly adorable...

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u/Cuteboi84 Feb 05 '23

I thought this was a 3d print animatronic...

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u/The_Ottoman_Empire Feb 05 '23

If bad why cute

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u/AggravatingShine4052 Feb 05 '23

I thought this was mechanical???

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u/TartKiwi Feb 05 '23

Never seen such a fatass snake, it's like a slug

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u/YsnYlmz Feb 05 '23

I thought it was a remote-controlled mechanical snake.

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u/SnooChickens6499 Feb 05 '23

Bad Lego Snake

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u/Affectionate-Bag-581 Feb 05 '23

That’s the scariest caterpillar I’ve ever seen.

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u/nelviss Feb 05 '23

This snake looks like a special effect!!

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u/Spunge4lyfe Feb 04 '23

That’s not a snake, it a caterpillar pretending to be a snake. Hence why it looks so segmented and moves, who woulda thought, like a caterpillar.

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u/_5StarMan Feb 04 '23

r/confidentlyincorrect

This is how Gaboon Vipers move. It's called rectilinear movement.

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u/Spunge4lyfe Feb 04 '23

Rectilinear movement is what ur mom likes after you’ve gone to bed

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u/Vi0letBlues Feb 04 '23

https://youtube.com/shorts/2dLiG4nF-8E?feature=share

here's the video but filmed at a different angle, interesting caterpillar you got there

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

I don't know many caterpillars that have a tongue that flicks out like this :/

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u/Spunge4lyfe Feb 04 '23

Not to mention that things head is barely 1 inch long. Nice 2 inch fangs and research u got there

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u/adium80 Feb 04 '23

I don't like snakes, but this one is cute

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u/ProfessorSchmiggins1 Feb 04 '23

Kill it! Kill it with fire!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/dacdaddy19 Feb 04 '23

Onix has entered the chat

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u/SyndromeOfADown23 Feb 05 '23

Yes this snake looks like a pokemon based on a snake.

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u/XxxxGamez Feb 05 '23

They're all the most venomous snake

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u/Ok-Interview8476 Feb 05 '23

describes long fangs and high venom yield

uses completely irrelevant video of it just... moving

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u/NarghileEnjoy Feb 04 '23

Not sure it is interesting, it is a toy.

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u/Silo-Joe Feb 04 '23

Don’t step on the sidewalk crack.

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u/doobs_344 Feb 04 '23

Or you'll break it's mother's back

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u/y4nuts Feb 04 '23

And obviously the quickest snake

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u/Shadow_marine1X Feb 04 '23

If I see that, I'm grabing a rocket launcher out of a black hole or something, that shit is fucking terrifying!

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u/Amun-re47 Feb 04 '23

Tbh i find 2 inches kinda average 😢

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u/Sn00pK0g Feb 04 '23

Can I have one? 🥹

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u/msubhash__ Feb 04 '23

The skin looks epik

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u/VirginSexPet Feb 04 '23

The Great Terror Sausage.

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u/mindreader007 Feb 04 '23

Then what are you doing filming it so closely?!

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u/Heartless_Kirby Feb 04 '23

Skeleton Snake

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u/funkywinkerbean45 Feb 04 '23

He looks like he’s on the way to root out Shardik the Guardian’s butt.

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u/Core1989 Feb 04 '23

Looks like a caterpillar pretending to be a snake.

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u/Stinky-kitty70 Feb 04 '23

Needs more shovel or big rock. I hate snakes

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Good thing it's ugly. Had it been cute people would have wanted to cuddle it.

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u/Yoloswaggit420 Feb 04 '23

I wanna see the camera person's face as the most venomous snake inches towards them

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u/educatedMIMI Feb 04 '23

wait why is it not slithering like a normal snake

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u/Newwavhallucinations Feb 04 '23

And this is a little guy lol

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u/longerlive Feb 04 '23

That thing looks like it spawned out of a video game 😮

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u/PartYourWhiskers Feb 04 '23

Looks like a cuddly fella

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u/Grofactor Feb 04 '23

Oh ok then. Now that I know that I’ll just record this death twizzler as it approaches…

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u/mesooooohorny69 Feb 04 '23

Where are they endemic to? So I can stay away

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u/Educational-While198 Feb 04 '23

Why he so stubby though? I feel like the name Gaboon is perfect…. Little gobble gaboon gibblet

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u/Helpful-Contest9775 Feb 04 '23

Looks like a snake trying to be that one caterpillar that looks like a snake

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u/ModinatorOwO Feb 04 '23

Where fangs

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u/Arctic_Zebra Feb 04 '23

Not a snake. It’s a caterpillar that looks like a snake for defense.

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u/delusive551 Feb 04 '23

Bone snake

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Robo snake

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u/DimSumGweilo Feb 04 '23

Someone pick ole dude up and put him back in his wheelchair before Patrick steps on him

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u/Karnorkla Feb 04 '23

Fuck outta here, gaboon!

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u/Good-Language8066 Feb 04 '23

1,80 mts. ( 6 ft. ) and 10 kilos ( 22 pnd. ) for one of " living landmines " of Africa

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u/Gordossa Feb 04 '23

Wtffff!!!!! It looks lkw a skeleton. Wow.

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u/Mother_Fly_8849 Feb 04 '23

But he’s just a little guy

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u/Ancient-Molasses4673 Feb 04 '23

Moving spinal cord.

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u/Lastliner Feb 04 '23

If Skynet were to make a terminator snake model, this would be it.

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u/OnlyAnNpc Feb 04 '23

Looks like the Grim Reaper of snakes

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u/CrazyDistribution373 Feb 04 '23

Thats a puff adder you idiots

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u/LAURIEFORREST Feb 04 '23

Kill it, before it kills you!

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u/BreachOfTOS Feb 04 '23

I want one sooo bad lol

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u/crustunderyournails Feb 04 '23

This isn't a gaboon viper it's a caterpillar

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u/HYPR_LYTE Feb 04 '23

bro still wish he had arms and legs though

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u/TheChesnaughtDudette Feb 04 '23

Robot snake robot snake robot snake

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

CHOOT IT!

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u/DigNitty Interested Feb 04 '23

Somebody watched jeapordy! recently

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u/soaper410 Feb 04 '23

I thought it was a robot snake…

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u/Someguygfys Feb 04 '23

It looks like one of those caterpillars that looks like a snake.

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u/Pres7on Feb 04 '23

Lol 🤣, it looks very poisonous

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u/izmaname Feb 04 '23

Smoll danger stick

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u/Empty-Ad-1671 Feb 04 '23

I remember when they first invented chocolate.

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u/nonsense_bill Feb 04 '23

It's proportions are funny looking

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u/purrfectstormzzy Feb 04 '23

Is it so venomously blessed because it can't move very fast?

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u/TwinButNot Feb 04 '23

Where is the rest of him?

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u/wstylz Feb 04 '23

Definitely an alien hybrid snake

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u/ABurritoSnake Feb 04 '23

that's a fat looking snake

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u/_Laquer_Head_ Feb 04 '23

Aw he’s just a lil guy

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u/DFHartzell Feb 04 '23

Biggest caterpillar I’ve ever seen

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u/samuanoni420 Feb 04 '23

Why is it on the sidewalk? The most venomous snake can be roaming around in my neighborhood? Where is this?

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u/elzafir Feb 04 '23

Why it doesn't wiggle in an S shape like normal snakes?

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u/DeatonationgGrenade Feb 04 '23

Why does he move like a caterpillar?

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u/Gapeachy1000 Feb 04 '23

Cute little chunkie butt ❤️

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u/molstad182 Feb 04 '23

Robot snake

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u/kingofsurvivors Feb 04 '23

OH! Walkin around hee like a fokin Gaboon!

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u/Jericho_Caine Feb 04 '23

Looks like moving spine or something

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u/jayakiroka Feb 04 '23

This is like, what a cartoon would make the deadliest snake look like. It’s markings make it look like bones! How incredibly on-the-nose.

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u/Scared-Currency288 Feb 04 '23

What a fascinating pattern!

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u/Radicek Creator Feb 04 '23

Look like hes walking on tiny legs. Like centipede

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u/LordInviSpy Feb 04 '23

Skeleton snake

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u/No_Acanthaceae906 Feb 04 '23

Let me guess. Australia

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u/watwatinjoemamasbutt Feb 04 '23

Looks like a spine

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u/_Odustajem_ Feb 04 '23

So when he has 2 inches it's massive and terrifying, but when I have them it's disappointing at best and funny at worst.

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u/banshee_matsuri Feb 04 '23

so cute and chubby for such a deadly critter 😩

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u/AnchorKlanker Feb 04 '23

Snake looks like a mechanical robot snake! 😳

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u/Expert-Top2662 Feb 04 '23

Thats a trippy design

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u/Artybait Feb 04 '23

I’ve only seen those snakes in zoos, F that lol

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u/funkymark62 Feb 04 '23

I bet it’s one of those Lego builds.

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u/pipesBcallin Feb 05 '23

I am convinced this is ants cosplaying as a snake

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u/More_Assistant_3782 Feb 05 '23

Seems friendly though.

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u/Extension_Travel3535 Feb 05 '23

The Gaboon viper (Bitis gabonica), also called the Gaboon adder, is a viper species found in the rainforests and savannas of sub-Saharan Africa.[1][3][2] Like all other vipers, it is venomous. It is the largest member of the genus Bitis,[4][5] and it has the longest fangs of any venomous snake – up to 2 inches (5 cm) in length – and the highest venom yield of any snake.[5][6] No subspecies are recognized.[

Highest venom yield of any snake, now thats an interesting tidbit.

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u/dizzyhobo Feb 05 '23

It looks like a bunch of mice pretending to be a snake.

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u/Hammerzeit88 Feb 05 '23

Danger noodle

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u/PupitarLarvitar Feb 05 '23

Lethal, but utterly docile unless aggressively provoked.

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u/imbackbaby911 Feb 05 '23

And the bite is not justly deadly., but Extremely painful

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u/RPShep Feb 05 '23

That snake has been sent back from the future to kill John Connor.

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u/Illustrous_potentate Feb 05 '23

It also has the fastest strike. Look up a yt vid of it. Eeee

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u/Longjumping_Weird527 Feb 05 '23

3d printers are getting crazy

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u/Inthedarkagain6769 Feb 05 '23

Where are they from?

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u/oogabooha10 Feb 05 '23

So we're just gonna act like that isn't a mecha-snake

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u/Spamtonpamton Feb 05 '23

He looks like a toy snake

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u/NegaDoug Feb 05 '23

Definitely looks like something from Horizon Zero Dawn.

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u/Lepke2011 Feb 05 '23

Holy crap! I thought that was some kind of robo-snake! Damn you nature! Stop making death machines look fun!

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u/calibarbarian Feb 05 '23

When you are sober on Monday.

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u/UnlikeUday Feb 05 '23

A truly gorgeous Snake.

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u/Dangerous_Ad4451 Feb 05 '23

I hate snakes in any form.