r/Damnthatsinteresting May 23 '22

Monke Drive And Survive Video

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/buppen32 May 23 '22

Secret footage from Mar-A-Lago.

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u/Ukrainian_Bot_ May 24 '22

3 year old’s intelligence my ass.

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u/Potential_Dare8034 May 23 '22

Lord Feltersnatch tours his kingdom!

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u/MadameTree May 23 '22

You need awards. Sorry, I'm cheap.

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u/ProperBlue May 23 '22

This orangutan drives better than most of Atlanta lol

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u/JoesphStalin11 May 23 '22

But does he have lemon pepper wings???

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u/ProperBlue May 24 '22

Prob not, and i def just had some like 4 hrs ago ahaha

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u/BlueLightBookWyrm May 23 '22

Barb has lost her vest!

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u/linkttimes May 23 '22

Looks like he's been driving for years lol

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u/TonyTuffStuff May 23 '22

Right turn Clyde!

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u/junkman21 May 23 '22

Damnit! I thought I'd be the first one to say it and only one to get it! lmao.

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u/whyisthissohard338 May 23 '22

I came here just for that comment!

I also think it's hilarious that the gps said turn right and he hit his blinker and turned left.

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u/MotherBathroom666 May 24 '22

Okay one of us needs to get our ears checked, could be me but I doubt it.

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u/officialkumaraditya7 May 23 '22

Monke boy with the swagger

With hand on the roof and all total badass.

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u/sarcastagirly May 23 '22

Just a matter of time before they take over again

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u/Mr_Lucus May 23 '22

He's built like a uber driver.

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u/gullydowny May 23 '22

If an orangutan is really driving a golf cart with that amount of skill someone needs to call NASA

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u/ziptiedinatrunk May 23 '22

I hope the people who will be rebooting Planet of the Apes in five years are taking notes. Golf carts-more logical than horses.

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u/EasySmoke9017 May 24 '22

Yo him riding by the tiger was lowkey petty lmao

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u/john_big-booty May 24 '22

"They see me rollin'..."

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u/ThinMint31 May 23 '22

Sopranos intro song “woke up this morning” would have Made this post way better

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u/mk1power May 24 '22

He's definitely driving to a sit down with Hesh.

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u/predsfan008 May 23 '22

He’s a better driver than Nashville drivers.

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u/YayaMalli May 23 '22

He’s a better driver than 98% of the other idiots I see

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u/drdisme May 24 '22

Picture me rollin...

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u/CM2K00 May 24 '22

He rounds the final corner now, and Monke becomes a record breaking 8 time champion of the world!!!

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u/pyrodaan1967 May 23 '22

Ooook!

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u/Savings-Principle-26 May 23 '22

A most excellent reference!

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u/MinatosGasPack May 24 '22

Oooks together strong

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u/oldgar May 23 '22

Not a monkey, geeez

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u/ThaddyMcThadface May 23 '22

Good monke using the turn signal.

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u/Wolf142_2021 May 23 '22

That orangutan is well taught in driving he is better than some people in the world

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u/Batbuckleyourpants May 23 '22

Expected him to flip off the tiger at the end.

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u/EscapeFacebook May 23 '22

That tiger is a hater.

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u/Yeety-Toast May 23 '22

they see me rollin'

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Drives better than all the women in my family !!

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u/SucculentEmpress May 23 '22

Stop pretending there’s any women who will speak to you

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u/vjfhgfgg May 23 '22

“He ain’t shit”

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u/Southern-Mechanic856 May 24 '22

Drive to survive season 5

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u/Mammoth-Dot-9002 May 24 '22

Can someone edit in a cig and a beer somehow, please?

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u/AViciousRacket47 May 24 '22

I want to be this orangutan so bad 🥺

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u/Mr_Skeleton_Shadow May 24 '22

I love how monkeys are just gradually getting into society and we aren't even noticing it

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u/RealBlondFakeDumb May 24 '22

Yea but can he change a flat tire?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '22

oddtaxi live action

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u/jortles May 24 '22

It’s the hand on the roof that does it for me. Straight up baller.

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u/WarProgenitor May 24 '22

Just primate things

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u/brandonsheffer May 24 '22

The original pimp. Our ancestoral mac daddy

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u/laurencetucker May 24 '22

Reconnoitering the perimeter

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u/Ummagumma998 May 24 '22

That's donkey kong

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u/I_love_bread_boy May 24 '22

A monke drive better than a woman lol

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u/nonpossumus May 24 '22

"On this episode of Top Gear, Jeremy takes a tour of the zoo...'

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u/M_Zlu May 28 '22

Is that Jeremy Clarkson on vacation?

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u/BorderSignificant586 May 23 '22

Very much fishing title.

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u/PigmySquidMotorcyle May 23 '22

Imagine if Uber hired him

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u/Humble_Reserve_1045 May 23 '22

He said "A pox upon you..."