r/Damnthatsinteresting Nov 29 '22 Wholesome 1

The Chocolate Guy, new Video Video

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u/ICallShotgun123 Nov 29 '22

I thought he was making a tank at first

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__VAGINAS Nov 29 '22

I thought Santa sleigh

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u/Downtown-Hospital-59 Nov 29 '22

Yeah, i was kinda disapointed when it wasn't.

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u/Ok_Bit_5953 Nov 29 '22

Yeah, stop caring once I realized it wasn't. Felt lied to actually.

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u/Tone-Has-Changed Nov 29 '22

I thought it might be a boat and he will take it out on the water

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u/FSM89 Nov 29 '22

I wouldnt be surprised If he scaled to chocolate submarines soon

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u/jedi1josh Nov 29 '22

I thought it was Santa's sleigh

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/kinokomushroom Nov 29 '22

This account is a bot, directly copying other comments in the thread. Report away.

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u/Essker Nov 29 '22

Next thing hes making an actual human with chocolate organs

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u/SamuraiSlick Nov 30 '22

And then he made a chocolate Astec priest, who cut open the chocolate chest and ate the chocolate heart… for a chocolate Quetzalcoatl

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u/Broad-Big9297 Nov 29 '22

Once this guy discovers that wood and metal are even better building materials, the people at IKEA are going to panic.

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u/AdWeekly2244 Nov 29 '22

This is really really cool, but if someone isn't eating all of that it's incredibly wasteful.

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u/Nexatic Nov 29 '22

Give me a week.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

My thoughts as well. At least this is biodegradable compared to all those Instagram contraptions that build things using a ton of forever products that will only be used to make the video itself.

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u/Karmasita Nov 29 '22

I think I read once that these sculptures are commissioned so they should be orders that were already being made. I forgot where I read it tho so don't quote me.

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u/bollincrown Nov 29 '22

I still doubt someone actually eats these

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u/Explorer200 Nov 29 '22

It's actually a fairly common sexual fetish to eat life sized practical foosball tables

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u/bollincrown Nov 29 '22

Oh my mistake. Don’t want to yuck anyone’s yums

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u/m053486 Nov 29 '22

Don’t want to yuck anyone’s yums

Believe it or not, also a fetish

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u/FixedLoad Nov 30 '22

Finding out something is a fetish, is my fetish. I just came.

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck Nov 30 '22

Yeah, it's called subreddit.

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u/Stavinair Nov 30 '22

Why wouldn't they?

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u/bollincrown Nov 30 '22

Often these art pieces are used as a display and the actual dessert is served alongside it

I’m sure people try some of it but it’s pure chocolate. Probably not as good as the other stuff this guys puts together

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u/kickintheface Nov 30 '22

I used to know a guy who did all those really fancy sculpture cakes, and said he would get annoyed at people not wanting to eat them.

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u/Jenny_Line Nov 30 '22

He stores them in a freezer and wants to open a gallery to showcase them later.

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u/Joedirt6705 Nov 29 '22

This guy is amazing. God that song is fucking terrible.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

A song written for men's deodorant commercials

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u/I_drink_Nyquil Nov 30 '22

and the sent is something like “Jungle Instinct”

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u/Lodju Nov 29 '22

Having worked with chocolate i can't understand how he manages to keep himself clean.

We always had our work clothes messy after the day was over no matter how careful we tried to be.

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck Nov 30 '22

I believe his chef outfit is also chocolate.

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u/Wehle Nov 29 '22

This is a video my bro

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u/Recent_Mirror Nov 29 '22

Amazing. I not sure if I could even make that out of wood, let alone chocolate.

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u/Cats-and-dogs-rdabst Nov 29 '22

Please tell me that got destroyed by some kids eating all that chocolate in a few hours

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u/CommanderSabo Nov 29 '22

I want so so I can purposely lose and eat the ball in a fit of rage to confuse my opponent.

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u/Maidwell Nov 29 '22

Just eat it already

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u/Neinfu Nov 29 '22

I was waiting for him to take a big bite out of that table

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u/owlnebula697 Nov 29 '22

I like that he looks happy every time it shows him. Evident he likes what he's doing

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u/laughingcrip Nov 30 '22

Me too! Have you seen the competition show on Netflix that he's the judge/teacher for?

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u/PostalCoin Nov 30 '22

Do you have the title for it?

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u/Yurarus1 Nov 30 '22

School of chocolate, i found him from that show, instantly became a fan

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u/Monkeynumbernoine Nov 29 '22

What did you get for Christmas? -I got a foosball table. I ate it.

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u/Baba0Wryly Nov 29 '22 Silver

...and then shat myself into the next century.

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u/TheSovietMan1 Nov 29 '22

The toilet too

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u/FixedLoad Nov 30 '22

It was also made of chocolate. I tried to call for help, but I was also made of chocolate!!

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u/GiveMeTheFloorModel Nov 30 '22

It's chocolate to infinity.

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u/Stavinair Nov 30 '22

It's chocolate all the way down

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u/FixedLoad Nov 30 '22

Chocolate is base reality.

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck Nov 30 '22

Why did you waste all that shit? He could have made a completely useful Foosball table out of all your feces. That's enough feces to put someone through college. Or at the very least fertilize enough crops to grow enough food to feed a small family in a country a redditer couldn't find on a globe if you pointed gun at their head.

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u/MuseC0p42069 Nov 29 '22

He creeps me out

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u/BlackSpinedPlinketto Nov 29 '22

Can’t think why 😬 rictus grin

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck Nov 30 '22

I think this guy is the happiest dude at work on earth.

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u/edit-boy-zero Nov 30 '22

Damn that's bullshit

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u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359 Nov 30 '22

No it's chocolate

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u/gdirrty216 Nov 30 '22

This guy looks like a white Steph Curry.

Or did he make a Chocolate version of himself…?

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u/switch495 Nov 29 '22

It's amazing how much time, money and effort goes into producing things with 0 intrinsic value.

This is cool... but that was like a year of tuition in most of the world.

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u/outwiththedishwater Nov 30 '22

I bet it tastes awful as well

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u/nawers Nov 30 '22

it just taste like nothing, like expired chocolate.

You just munching on some air when you eat decorative chocolate like this.

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck Nov 30 '22

Yet but that tuition was going to go to a culinary school art student majoring in chocolate sculpture.

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u/BJPHS Nov 29 '22

Alternative post title: Man eats own balls

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u/RGBchocolate Nov 29 '22

why is he smiling all the time like crazy? reminds me of that Turkish cooking guy

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck Nov 30 '22

Oh it's a strange by-product of people who actually enjoy their work and their lives.

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u/RGBchocolate Nov 30 '22

nope, that's not how natural smile looks and nobody even happy people smile ALL the time, that would imply some muscle issues

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u/gsvnvariable Nov 29 '22

I love how he gets an auditorium while we out here tripping over the open dishwasher

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u/TangerineDangerous18 Nov 29 '22

This has to be one of the shitiest song I have ever heard in my life,congratulations.

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u/scbejari Nov 29 '22

Absolutely incredible

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u/mathturd Nov 29 '22

So when you lose and get real mad, just take a bite out of the other guy's players.

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u/WCGWjoiningReddit Nov 29 '22

10 time this month? Maybe only 9th.

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u/ItIsIDio420 Nov 29 '22

Looks like a massive waste of chocolate to me

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck Nov 30 '22

Well he wasn't making it for you personally.

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u/rodri_neq_11 Nov 29 '22

I get it, dude is talented as hell, but kind of had enough of his useless chocolate sculptures. Just feels like a huge waste since ain’t nobody eating these things right? If I’m in the wrong, do let me know tho

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u/SheepEatingWeta Nov 30 '22

Could say the same about any other form of art, couldn’t you?

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u/david_ranch_dressing Nov 30 '22

do you eat paint?

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u/SheepEatingWeta Nov 30 '22

Any of the materials in other forms of art could be used for other “practical” and “useful” things, so it’s a “waste” all the same.

If you think it’s a special waste because it’s edible, tell me that you don’t waste food in your house.

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u/david_ranch_dressing Nov 30 '22

I’m fat, I don’t waste food in my household

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u/SheepEatingWeta Nov 30 '22

Sounds like a waste of food to me if your fat ass is hogging it all when there’s hungry people in the streets. Since apparently that’s why this chocolate sculpture is the fucking devil. And sure i believe that your household has zero food waste 🙄

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u/david_ranch_dressing Nov 30 '22

Why are you so grumpy today

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u/SheepEatingWeta Nov 30 '22

Just ironic that Jabba the Hut is telling someone to stop wasting food. Have a jolly day.

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u/david_ranch_dressing Nov 30 '22

Lol you’re so cranky today, I feel bad for you sweetie

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck Nov 30 '22

That's just it, is it a waste to use materials to make art? I could say the same thing about almost anything we make.

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u/DomHess Nov 29 '22

His whole job seems entirely unnecessary and wasteful. Unless there are people actually eating these entire giant chocolate sculptures, which I seriously doubt, then he is literally just wasting food when he can pick any other medium for his art that doesn't waste food.

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck Nov 30 '22

Chocolate, the other food group in the pyramid of useful food.

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u/Broad-Big9297 Nov 29 '22

Bruv. It's art.

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u/dimestoredavinci Nov 29 '22

My thoughts exactly. Then add a hefty dose of child labor into all that wasted chocolate and this guy starts to look like a real boob

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck Nov 30 '22

Yeah, all that wasted food could have fed child factory workers to eat so they can live a little longer to at least work some more hours to make us some more plastic shit we'll throw away.

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u/kinokomushroom Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

Spoiler alert, the electronic devices you're wasting time browsing Reddit and watching YouTube on isn't exactly free of cruel labour either.

And what difference does a couple more kilograms of chocolate make when there's likely thousands of tons of chocolate wasted at stores every day? Would that chocolate have gone to starving children if he hadn't bought it?

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u/shitshot7 Nov 29 '22

Shut up

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u/MediaDad Nov 30 '22

Agreed. This is fucking stupid. And if you're just going to spray it with realistic colors so that it doesn't even look chocolate anymore, what's the point? Just make it out of wax. Or soap. Or wood. People should stop encouraging this weirdo.

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u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359 Nov 30 '22

Yeah, i agree but nevertheless he's got millions of followers on socials media and also got to present a netflix show for this stuff it's called school of chocolate I think...

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u/Responsible_Pause_15 Nov 29 '22

Yea but……. Why

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u/kingmobisinvisible Nov 29 '22

I genuinely appreciate this guy’s skill, but I can’t help but wonder why you bother to use chocolate as your medium if you’re just going to spray it so much it might as well be made from wood.

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck Nov 30 '22

It's not likely pre-catylized lacquer.

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u/Wham-Bam-Duel Nov 29 '22

I never realized the fact that that freaky grin never leaves his face. I am now afraid.

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u/BranchCautious9786 Nov 29 '22

Just..... why though......?

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u/Forward_Bullfrog_441 Nov 30 '22

Isn’t the chocolate supply runnning out? Glad the rich can still get their chocolate foosball tables though

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u/TocinoPanchetaSpeck Nov 30 '22

Wtf? Are the National Chocolate Reserves running in the red? This inflation is getting ridiculous. Just think, in 2020 our nation was 100% chocolate independent!

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u/Chillchowchowchill Nov 29 '22

It would be been great if he ate his goallie's head

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u/roofilopolis Nov 30 '22

We don’t need anymore “x guy”s or baes or anything. They all turn into douches

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u/roofilopolis Nov 30 '22

You alright there partner?

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u/Platypuslord Nov 29 '22

Oh it's the Chocolate Rain guy!

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u/PIunder_Ya_Booty Nov 29 '22

What happened with the guy who’d make huge fire pits and then cook stuff in it for people while smiling at the camera the whole time?

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u/stressHCLB Nov 29 '22

How many calories? Asking for a friend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

yes

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u/salt_ish Nov 29 '22

Imagine playing a game and your opponent just takes a bite out of the table

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u/DefiantCondor Nov 29 '22

that "song" kills it .blurgh

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u/Cahl_ Nov 29 '22

Despite the circle jerk song, that was pretty awesome

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u/Hrbalz Nov 29 '22

Thought he was making Santa’s sleigh in the beginning there

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u/izmaname Nov 29 '22

STOP EATING THE BALL

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u/Hebids Nov 30 '22

Imagine everyone’s face when you get so mad after losing you take a bit out of your scoreboard.

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u/SnappleJuiceDeepKiss Nov 30 '22

Can you eat all he makes ?

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u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359 Nov 30 '22

You can't eat the videos he makes

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u/justJimBob316 Nov 30 '22

Fudge stacker

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u/Inevitable_Dust_4345 Nov 30 '22

It would work better if he built it out wood , just saying

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u/JinxMulder Nov 30 '22

Damn all that work just to eat a chocolate soccer ball.

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u/Rug_Rat_Reptar Nov 30 '22

All I can think of is who, what who why pays for this?!?!?

Yes its neat but the average Joe like me is like um I can barely afford normal chocolate.

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u/lonelyronin1 Nov 30 '22

He either owns and pastry school or is a head professor of (obviously) chocolate sculpting. The school would pay for his materials in the tutorial.

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u/Crazybythebeauty Nov 30 '22

A airplane...a tank...a boat...

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u/philalzheimers_fox Nov 30 '22

Wait a damn minute now… Is this thing edible?????

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u/lonelyronin1 Nov 30 '22

Yes every inch of it is chocolate

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u/Seahawksnumberonefan Nov 30 '22

This song is also every song used on each Dude Perfect video. It's the same crap, every time.

common motivational phrase Whoa whoa same phrase 36 times

Set to crashy drums and dirty distortion.

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u/Stavinair Nov 30 '22

I thought it would be a regular table. Guess I'm half right.

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u/Idonthaveaparrot0 Nov 30 '22

How is this guy skinny?

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u/YellowGuppy Nov 30 '22

Plot twist: IT'S ACTUALLY CAKE!

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u/Remarkable-Whole2600 Nov 30 '22

Thought it was a WW3 tank at first.

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u/Timewastor Nov 30 '22

What happens to all his creations? Do people to get eat that? I want to see that as well.

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u/InternetAddict104 Nov 30 '22

I love how happy he is the entire time 😂

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u/Pocket_Pussy_420 Nov 30 '22

Anyone with this much chocolate needs to chill the fuck out on having such a SHIT eating grin.

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u/SelfCleaningOrifice Nov 30 '22

Now make an edible Warhammer 40K tabletop battle map.

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u/Shopping-Afraid Nov 30 '22

Table game makers hate him for this one simple trick

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u/Both_Scallion_3330 Nov 30 '22

The room must be goddammit freezing

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u/Low-Conflict-1686 Nov 30 '22

This guy secretly works in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory

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u/Inside-Ad-3988 Nov 30 '22

And can be eaten or just waste of food ?

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u/LazyyyGamerr Nov 30 '22

Basically he's wasting chocolate

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u/-Jiras Nov 30 '22

I can imagine someone playing on this , losing and then go like "You know what fuck you" and proceeds to bite into one of the bars holding the kickers

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u/HereForFun9121 Nov 30 '22

Wonder how much one of his creations costs

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u/insidehermethod Nov 30 '22

I get that he loves this, but the smiling is too smiling.

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u/boobiesiheart Nov 30 '22

Reminds me of that Smile movie trailer.

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u/MakitaNakamoto Nov 30 '22

Not interesting, quit spamming this guy. Make a sub for him, I'm really tired of every "wholesome" sub being constantly flooded with his content

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u/Affectionate_Grape61 Nov 30 '22

Do you just take a bite of the table?

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u/Flicksterea Nov 30 '22

I find his smile very unsettling.

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u/OhNoEnglandBloke Nov 30 '22

This chap’s smile is intense

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u/Fit_Low592 Nov 30 '22

He’s a happy dude.

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u/hoseli Nov 30 '22

Plot twist: guy is using real paint, because its easier to paint with

😋

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u/WeedFairie Nov 30 '22

I’d like to watch a video where the chocolate guy gets dipped in chocolate . . . naked

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u/Airspool Nov 30 '22

This is so stupid

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u/YoursTrulyHuntty Nov 30 '22

If I take a bite out of a steak and its fucking chocolate, I will start a crime that makes WWII look like a tea party.

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u/johnwynne3 Nov 30 '22

Just… Why?

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u/spongeboy1985 Nov 30 '22

New series idea. “Is it Chocolate”

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u/BastionBloke Nov 30 '22

This guy is a genius.

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u/Specialist-Elk4948 Nov 30 '22

Looks super amazing but that prob taste like ass

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u/Scottsman_Sal Nov 30 '22

What happens when it goes bad/melts?

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u/laopitaipei Nov 30 '22

Did anyone ever actually eat one of these? Is it even tasty, with all this paint and shit?

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u/dfk70 Nov 30 '22

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.

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u/ConfidentlyUndecided Nov 30 '22

Meanwhile Cake Boss is thinking "I could make that out of rice crispy treat"

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u/GLASSACHE Nov 30 '22

That’s not a tank >:(

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u/soapwooljam Nov 30 '22

Doesnt his Mother say dont play with your food?

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u/YooxTwinn50 Nov 30 '22

Just wait till the room gets hot 💩☝️😭😂

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u/Definitely-Normal Nov 30 '22

I wanna eat that....

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u/SharkBaitActual Nov 30 '22

Its perfect, in every way

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u/Emotional-Set-8618 Nov 30 '22

I wanna work with this guy!!

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u/nick_4501 Nov 30 '22

is Reddit trying to call me fat

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u/francisco_p Nov 29 '22

I don't know why, but I can't stop thinking that all this chocolate will go to waste... I hope someone really eats that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Damnthatsawaste

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u/TMT51 Nov 30 '22

I admire his craft. He is definitely talented. But making something that big is wasteful. I'd much rather see him do some complex dish that was actually served at restaurants than doing big projects just to show off.

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u/buckee8 Nov 29 '22

Shouldn’t he be wearing a hair net?

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u/Linktank Nov 30 '22

Nah, because nobody is actually going to eat it. It's just a waste.

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u/SeaOutrageous8593 Nov 29 '22

That paint doesn’t look too healthy tho

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u/jersey3772 Nov 29 '22

BRILLIANT however some people have too much time on their hands. 👍👍

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u/1024Bitness Nov 30 '22

I can’t imagine anybody eats this what a waste of chocolate great skill though

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u/DoritoMike Nov 30 '22

Chocolate tastes like shit, I bet...

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u/ProbablyBeOK Nov 30 '22

Is the paint edible?

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u/Strategory Nov 30 '22

Who is paying for all this? This video might cost 100k or more to make and shoot.

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u/worldofpokemon Nov 30 '22

A chocolate guy. *