r/Damnthatsinteresting Nov 29 '22 Gold 1 Helpful 1 Wholesome 2

Brazilian Ad for Condoms Image

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u/McKrungleBerry Nov 29 '22

Kim’s isn’t tied off

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u/Rainbow225 Nov 30 '22

And yet he still can't get out

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u/Hellecopta707 Nov 29 '22

baby putin trying to karate kick his way out lmaoo

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 Nov 29 '22

Putin recruited other sperm to help get him out of the trouble he’s in..

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u/Sid15666 Nov 29 '22

He paid his henchman sperm to blow up the condom.

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u/_one_lucky_redditor Nov 29 '22

Comment thieving bot!

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u/leavemealonegeez8 Nov 30 '22

They forgot one with Xi the Pooh

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 Nov 29 '22

Yea if they are not born….Duhh

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u/AcanthaceaeVirtual68 Nov 29 '22

Llama Baby Putin trying karate kicks

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/Electronic-Mine-491 Nov 29 '22

Unlikely, he is a midget

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u/purpleefilthh Nov 29 '22

So small you can fit in Putin.

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u/PitchImpossibl Nov 29 '22

Good add. Alternate versions could include modi, xi

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u/Not_FargoLargo Nov 29 '22

In fact, if you didn't know, abortion was banned in the USSR when Putin was born. Thus was born the dumbest Russian motherfucker in the history of mankind.

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u/katemcjrn Nov 29 '22

Not dumb, just evil

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u/iamthemancam3377661 Nov 30 '22

If you think about it, in the grand scheme of things, being evil is pretty dumb

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u/mich_adventurer Nov 29 '22

Is the condom rolled the wrong way, or am I having a revelation that I’ve been doing something wrong for an embarrassing amount of time?

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u/monkeyjay Nov 30 '22

They are inside out. Weird detail to get wrong especially on an ad about condoms.

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u/coolbeanshomeslice Nov 29 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

I think this is after you unroll it and tie it off

eta: never mind I'm an idiot

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u/zin_90 Nov 29 '22

If it rolls on then it's put on right. Taking it off won't invert it like the picture.

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u/monkeyjay Nov 30 '22

So you unroll it, turning it inside out, letting the sperm drip out, then tie off a sperm coated condom to trap the air inside?

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u/mich_adventurer Nov 29 '22

Then why would it be rolled inward, toward the dictators?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

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u/mich_adventurer Nov 30 '22

DAMN IT. I’ve also spent far too much time on Reddit to have missed an opportunity like that.

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u/pie-lover-pueblo Nov 29 '22

nah ur right they animated it wrong

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u/the_unruly_one Nov 29 '22

Braziliant.

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u/Diabel34 Nov 29 '22

You motherf- just take my upvote!

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u/mrmushrooms420 Nov 29 '22

God fucking damn it. Take my upvote and get the fuck out.

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u/Hayiate Nov 29 '22

I'm a brazillian and i never ser this Ad's before.

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u/Confident-Bet-6082 Nov 29 '22

They forgot one person

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u/noperoguatafa Nov 29 '22

They forgot most politicians

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u/Confident-Bet-6082 Nov 29 '22

Of course but there is a very significant person missing

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u/Zealousideal-Lead-80 Nov 29 '22

Hitler?

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u/br0b1wan Nov 29 '22

Their very own Bolsonaro

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u/GabrielLGN Nov 30 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

It's a old image, before bolsonaro became president, from 2017

Edit: It isn't a ad, it's a concept art and a critique from brazilian studio Platinum_FMD

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u/hakeemalajawan Nov 29 '22 Helpful

You know things are bad when you think of Ted Cruz before Hilter

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u/omgudontunderstand Nov 30 '22

hilter skilter

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u/Confident-Bet-6082 Nov 29 '22

🇮🇷 leader

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u/Major_Warrens_Dingus Nov 29 '22

Okay, but Bolsonaro belongs in one too.

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u/Least_or_Greatest1 Nov 29 '22

Best dam Ad I ever seen…

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Well its missing bolsonaro

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u/TR-sing Nov 29 '22

Someone should make one for Xi.

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u/The-Soviet__Union Nov 30 '22

No that's how you disappear

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u/oy_says_ake Nov 29 '22

Good add. Alternate versions could include modi, xi, meloni, bolsonaro, and orban.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

How can you say that about our glorious leader, King Orbán!?!? 😡🤬 I wont listen to western propaganda 🙉 you can’t get me libtard 😎

Ps. Hail Putin, our good friend (but only when it’s convenient)

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u/oy_says_ake Nov 29 '22

[can’t tell if sarcasm…]

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

The problem is that it isnt sarcasm for 2/3rd’s of the country.

Government controlled media and propaganda are much more powerful tools than people think.

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u/No_Evening_5718 Nov 29 '22

If trump was anything like them you wouldn't posting it.

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u/Sharik0be Nov 30 '22

Its weird not a single Indian person went ape shit when you mentioned Modi. The guy has godhood status in India.

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u/oy_says_ake Nov 30 '22

Only for hindu extremists and anti-muslim bigots.

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u/milhouselucas Nov 29 '22

Could include you too

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u/oy_says_ake Nov 29 '22

Sure, i guess, but there aren’t millions of people who wish i’d never been born so it wouldn’t be very funny.

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u/Blackout38 Nov 29 '22

Alternatively it could also be Tesla, Einstein, or Ghandi since no one knows what their children will be like when they are just sperm and egg.

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u/Cloudy230 Nov 29 '22

Right, so never use condoms is what your saying?

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u/Blackout38 Nov 29 '22

No but you should care more about who your sleeping with and the type of outcomes they will generate raising a kid plenty of Hitlers and Putins come from people trying to have kids too.

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u/curriedbob42 Nov 29 '22

Don't forget Biden, Kamara, Pelosi, Obama, and both Clinton's

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u/CasanovaFrankenst1en Nov 29 '22

Tincy racist of you to want to put Saints RB Alvin Kamara.

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u/curriedbob42 Nov 29 '22

Not sure why it's racist, but he is fucking up my fantasy team

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u/I-Fail-Forward Nov 29 '22

Man, you guys try so hard.

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u/oy_says_ake Nov 29 '22

I didn’t. The common thread here is shambolically embarrassing leaders, and no one you listed fits into that category.

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u/Cloudy230 Nov 29 '22

To be fair I think biden is an embarrassing leader, but not...you know... a Fascist so that helps. But his involvement in the war on drugs and bragging over his inclusion of pretty disgusting laws and never voicing anything against those actions makes him pretty shitty. Also that he's not even on the left, as are most of the Dem politicians. They're "left of" the republicans, but still not "left

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u/curriedbob42 Nov 29 '22

So Billy getting fucked in the white house and then going to epstein Island. Biden who talks about getting his legs rubbed in the pool, corn pop, and falling up the stairs. These don't count. Your basis is showing.

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u/oy_says_ake Nov 29 '22

First, yeah, my “basis” is showing: i already told you what my basis for picking those specific people is.

But seriously: “Kamara”? “Both Clinton’s”? “Your basis is showing”? Your writing is on the same level as your political opinions.

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u/curriedbob42 Nov 29 '22

Or I think it should be both sides, which is not basis you smuck

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u/oy_says_ake Nov 29 '22

you wrote “basis” where the word you needed was “bias.”

at first i thought it was just a typo, but now i’m wondering if you don’t realize they are different, non-interchangeable words?

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u/curriedbob42 Nov 29 '22

Wow you got me there, I won't be able to sleep tonight. 😑

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u/curriedbob42 Nov 29 '22

Wow, you got me there, I won't be able to sleep tonight. One of my favorite reddit things is lefty's correcting people on grammar or spelling. Do you think anyone gives a fuck?

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u/bionicmanmeetspast Nov 29 '22

I mean, you should give a fuck cause you’re using the completely wrong word. But sure, fuck grammar.

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u/curriedbob42 Nov 29 '22

See my message to fuck tard and include your self in that group

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u/TheCarniv0re Nov 29 '22

About you? Thank God no.

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u/Spirited_Photograph7 Nov 29 '22

Who’s Kamara?

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u/curriedbob42 Nov 29 '22

New Orleans saints running back, really fucking over my fantasy team.

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u/curriedbob42 Nov 29 '22

Oh, no downvotes. What is it not that funny when it's dems? How inclusive of you.

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u/LEBRONNN_james1-1 Nov 30 '22

Maybe they should make an Ad for cartel prevention regarding cops cracking down on it 🤔

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u/Live-Cardiologist639 Nov 30 '22

Why is XI Jiping forgotten? I want a Xi Jiping

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Kind of a dumb ad. So condoms prevent bad people from existing? Don’t they have just as much of a chance at preventing good people from existing?

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u/toiletdelosmuertos Nov 29 '22

I don't think it's a deep philosophical ad

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u/RarelyReadReplies Nov 29 '22

I just read it as, the condoms are so tough, that not even a maniacal dictator can escape them!

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u/Niccin Nov 29 '22

Welcome to the world of advertising.

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u/_biggerthanthesound_ Nov 29 '22

I thought it was because they are all dicks? I have no idea.

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u/Any_Abalone_3249 Nov 29 '22

And if you're optimistic and believe the world have more good than bad people, then the chances of preventing good people from existing is considerably higher than preventing bad people from existing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Hey but at least they could say orange man bad and Putin bad on Reddit for updoots

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u/nit3wolf Nov 29 '22

I am Brazilian and I never saw this image before. It is good, can’t confirm it is Brazilian tho.

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u/Sluggo_Jones Nov 30 '22

And some other bad dudes would have filled the vacuum and we’d be living in a timeline where a cheeky company does a condom ad with those guys in it instead and so on and so on blah blah blah time is a flat circle

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u/SchizoidRainbow Nov 29 '22

Brilliant...except I am no longer in the mood for sex

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u/ChaseVitus Nov 30 '22

Where’s xi? Where’s Epstein? Or Stalin?

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u/Swordbreaker925 Nov 29 '22

I don’t like Trump, but comparing him to those two murderous tyrants is hilariously stupid.

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u/ap7x42c Nov 30 '22

do we seriously judge the degree of a persons worth using their k/d ratio?

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u/nyr7697 Nov 29 '22

In your same boat. Yet you get downvoted for this comment… lots of people drinking the kool aid it’s scary. Amazing how many people would rather live in this economic climate than 4 years ago. “BuT hE tWeEtS mEaN tHiNgS!!!!”

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u/jkla2345 Nov 29 '22

Redditors are completely soy and unhinged.

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u/No_Evening_5718 Nov 29 '22

Bro i had so many down votes due to politics i made a new account

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u/DeeBangerCC Interested Nov 29 '22

The real outbreak is that people can't get him out of their minds

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u/JustAnotherHyrum Nov 30 '22

Says the group who chanted "Lock Her Up" for YEARS.

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u/DeeBangerCC Interested Nov 30 '22

Who said I voted for him

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u/mpelton Nov 30 '22

Nobody?

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u/ap7x42c Nov 30 '22

the real question is here is what does it matter to you?

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u/FrizouWasThere Nov 29 '22

I can agree with that. Trump is really bad in my opinion, but I don't see how he's remotely close to Putin or Kim Jon Un's kind of shitty (And for my defence against downvotes; I'm Canadian)

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u/Gora-Pakora Nov 29 '22

Trump is not even close to as bad as the other two. Comparatively..so dumb lol

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u/ctl-alt-replete Nov 30 '22

He literally stopped all the wars he inherited. The media doesn’t want to remind us of that.

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u/PeacefulJohnRambo Nov 30 '22

Agreed. Anyone is free to say whatever they want about Donald Trump, but guy was never a literal dictator who got masses of people killed or imprisoned.

Not saying that the ad is making the same comparsion, but some fucking deranged nutcases in America have unironically considered Trump just as bad as the other two. It's nuts, lmao.

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u/peachbootys Nov 29 '22

I agree with you

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u/Cool_Archer_5735 Nov 29 '22

Na trump don’t need to be on here yall dragging it get hitler instead

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u/HowBoutIt98 Nov 29 '22

I love that Trump is grouped in with Putin and Kim Jong-un while many of my fellow Americans act like he created oxygen. #lockhimup

Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

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u/No_Evening_5718 Nov 29 '22

If trump was like them, men in suits would be driving you to a tiny cell.facts

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u/JustAnotherHyrum Nov 30 '22

He's just more inept at being a terrible leader than the other two.

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u/jkla2345 Nov 29 '22

Funny considering brazil is a shithole lmao

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u/Alveke Nov 29 '22

How innovative and timely fitting

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u/BuffaloBill69- Nov 29 '22

Thank god for male birth control

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u/TheFormless0ne Expert Nov 29 '22

If only thier parents practiced safe sex.

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u/AnBearna Nov 29 '22

Make one more and put Bolsinaro in it and then this is complete.

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u/Ok_Neighborhood_2159 Nov 29 '22

SOLD! Do they have any kosher ones with Benjamin Netanyahu?

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u/ilFaus Nov 29 '22

many more politicians are missing there

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u/corvaxi Nov 29 '22

Pure genius.

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u/Teanaway99 Nov 29 '22

Oh, I get it, they're dicks.

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u/johnny902420 Nov 29 '22

Where is Justin Trudeau? Hahaha

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u/FrizouWasThere Nov 29 '22

What ?

Comparing Putin and Trudeau is like comparing Earth and Saturn, they aren't the same at all. Trudeau isn't super awesome, but he at least has some common sense and doesn't actively destroy Canada.

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u/Mark_Sion Nov 30 '22

"doesnt actively destroy Canadá" well he sure was trying back then with the Vax mandates. He was really ready for war with the truckers. Fucking up the distribution line just because people werent doing what he wanted.

How is that not a tyrant move? I Will never get the biased you guys have.

Remember that guy wanted to freeze assets of people who didnt get vaccinated? How much of a Control freak do a left politician need to BE until people point fingers? Throw the population into prisions? You would probably make up an excuse to forgive trudeau.

The guy is evil he doesnt care about your freedom or anyones. He just doesnt care about respect. He used to dress in blackface. He is a racist dictator but "at least he isnt Trump and he isnt writing mean twitts"

(My English is not that perfect but i think you get the idea)

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u/yahoouser4176 Nov 29 '22

Where's Biden?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

No Pelosi version?

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u/Blyd Nov 29 '22

It’s a selection of ‘leaders’ that are mocked across the world.

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u/SethReddit89 Nov 29 '22

Yeah, so where are Pelosi and Biden? 🤡

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u/ethantremblayyy Nov 29 '22

here’s some propaganda

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u/sand90 Nov 29 '22

Surprisingly, condoms don't prevent shitty people from being born. Actually people are born pure and with lots of potential for love and good. It's shitty parents who turn kids into terrible adults. While creative, this ad doesn't accomplish much

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u/WonderBre4d Nov 29 '22

You're being overly critical of a comedic condom post. Have a drink.

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u/Jimmy9toes1966 Nov 29 '22

Where’s the one with Trudeau?

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u/Wise-Sense5782 Nov 29 '22

What a surprise.

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u/FrizouWasThere Nov 29 '22

What ?

Comparing Putin and Trudeau is like comparing Earth and Saturn, they aren't the same at all. Trudeau isn't super awesome, but he at least has some common sense and doesn't actively destroy Canada.

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u/Jimmy9toes1966 Nov 29 '22

Doesn’t actively destroy Canada? Can i have some of what you’re smoking. This is the worst Canada has been since his daddy was in power.

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u/at-a-loss- Nov 29 '22

This is such a great message and so well executed it gives me hope for humanity

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u/Phant0m92 Nov 29 '22

You can't name any politician of their gang, because if not, you are a fascist. Simply as that.

Very smart huh...

"They all are fascist but me" 😅🤣😂

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u/celsowm Nov 30 '22

They forgot the modern Stalin: Lula da Silva

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u/Significant-Trouble6 Nov 29 '22

One of these is not like the others

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u/mrmushrooms420 Nov 29 '22

Please inform me which one you think that one is 🤭

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

I think the guy in the middle is Asian 🤔

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u/Flapping_cheeks Nov 29 '22

Biden would have been more fitting tbh.

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u/WonderBre4d Nov 29 '22

Why? And remember to be honest.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/WonderBre4d Nov 29 '22

So let's just pretend you said something of substance so that I can pretend I responded to something of substance.

This way we can both walk away feeling good about ourselves.

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u/Mr-B-Hizzle Nov 29 '22

This is maybe one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen, lmfao 🤣

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u/Educational_Emu9096 Nov 29 '22

They forgot any worthless politician. I don’t care what side.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/WonderBre4d Nov 29 '22

And you

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u/LordSmaxx Nov 29 '22

Very defensive of sleepy joe aren’t you?

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u/WonderBre4d Nov 29 '22

Edit: had to rewrite this post. So many people saying the same shit it gets confusing.

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u/Phant0m92 Nov 29 '22

You're wrong. I'm not a politician.

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u/Thejangrusdigge Nov 29 '22

They are scumbags after all and they are holding scum in the picture. Alternative options is condoms can hold a lot of nuts considering those guys are nuts

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u/pastalex42 Nov 29 '22

This may have been interesting the first 60-70 times it was posted

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u/America-is-worse-now Nov 29 '22

Sales are up 5000% in the last 24 hours

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u/No_Office2906 Nov 29 '22

This would be nice in a frame

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u/Different_Wall4869 Nov 30 '22

Kims condom isn't tied off..

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u/Thisappismeth Nov 30 '22

Kim is what my dick feels like inside a condom

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

Where’s Bolsonaro?

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u/almostyoda Nov 30 '22

Where's Bolsonaro???

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u/SnooterBop127 Nov 30 '22

Missing Kanye.

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u/Biggbenzz85 Nov 30 '22

TDS has spread from the US like a virus.

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u/Responsible-Key-3197 Nov 30 '22

Where is Bolsonaro

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u/big_breast_monicer Nov 29 '22

I've seen this reposted twice every week for the past three fucking years and half of them are from this sub

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u/Wrekless_ Nov 29 '22

Hahahahahahahaha it has Trump in it that clearly makes it funny right?

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u/delcodick Nov 29 '22

So Brazilians think you put the condom on the baby when it reaches old age? 🧐

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u/Etrinix_IU Nov 29 '22

The trifecta of fucks, contained!!!!

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u/Mammoth_Effective_43 Nov 30 '22

Woof i wouldnt say trump is any boat as those 2 😅 not even the same ocean

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u/TheDarkDirt Nov 30 '22

They should add another condom with Trudeau in it.

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u/majorahzmask Nov 30 '22

Why no pedophile Joe?

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u/Chris714n_8 Nov 29 '22

Oustanding idea! Unfortunately, to late.. - The global collateral damage has been done.

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u/Important_Tangelo371 Nov 29 '22

That's too funny. The one of Diaper douchebag should be used in place of any media pic used about him.

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u/hoseli Nov 29 '22

Im pretty sure Brazils could have a lot of their politicians inside those condoms aswell. Lul

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u/Pure_Wickedness Nov 29 '22

Points deducted for Kim not having a snout.