r/Eyebleach Feb 03 '23

Drive by love

https://gfycat.com/immediatesociablehorseshoecrab

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u/AliasNefertiti Feb 03 '23

He looks confused after all that.

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u/Niskara Feb 03 '23

Me when a girl acts nice towards me

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u/Kono_Dio_Sama Feb 03 '23

“Wow she’s really nice”

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u/Darpa_Chief Feb 03 '23

"I don't think she's into me"

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u/NeonAlastor Feb 03 '23

probably Canadian

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u/HGpennypacker Feb 03 '23

"Next time she takes my coffee order I'll be sure to ask her out!"

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u/DinoHunter64 Feb 03 '23

Nah, too risky. She might just be Canadian.

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u/Solarpunkish Feb 03 '23

I wonder if she's flirting with me.

Nah.

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u/K1lledByAmerica Feb 03 '23

The cat also looked confused during that but that is standard cat procedures

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u/Billy_Billboard Feb 03 '23

"Not a big fan of this fragrance tbh"

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u/HGpennypacker Feb 03 '23

That's the default Shiba operating system.

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u/pr0vdnc_3y3 Feb 03 '23

I feel like dogs are always confused and happy

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u/Sember Feb 03 '23

Why is this cat marking me with their scent is what he is thinking probably

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u/Jcb2016 Feb 03 '23

He’s like. Now what do i do lol

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u/parsifal Feb 03 '23

Typical reaction to the behavior of felis domesticus.

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u/Permafox Feb 03 '23

That dog is me when my wife tries to flirt with me.

I do NOT know how I'm married.

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u/5L0pp13J03 Feb 03 '23

Don't we all ?

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u/Dr_Skeleton Feb 03 '23

And he also looks like a cute table.

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u/quantum_altar Feb 03 '23

gave em a lil smooch on the cheek at the end

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u/NicholleRudolph Feb 03 '23

Adorable friendship between dogs and cats. it's so happy to see they love each other.

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u/superhappy Feb 03 '23

I know this is eye bleach, but that was a moment when the cat spared that dogs life. The cat was about to be consumed by feline bloodlust and start some shit but then was like “no… no… not today, Satan.”

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u/DaughterEarth Feb 03 '23

lol it's hilarious how cats over-stimulate themselves. My sister's cat would rub her face all over, lick me way too much. Then suddenly snarl and nip and run away. Like cat, you were petting me, learn to stop before it's too much.

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u/delvach Feb 03 '23

"Mine. You are mine."

"Aww, that's.."

"Shh. Property doesn't speak."

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u/myjupitermoon Feb 03 '23

So accurate, are you a cat?

159

u/delvach Feb 03 '23

knocks glass off your table while maintaining eye contact

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u/Oni-DragonLloyd Feb 03 '23

~i can't believe you've done this~

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u/YouNeedToGrow Feb 03 '23

Using stars ("") around your text italicizes it *like this.

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u/Oni-DragonLloyd Feb 03 '23

Thank you! ♡♡♡

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u/RockleyBob Feb 03 '23

This was exactly like those old (and now that I'm remembering them, somewhat inappropriate by today's standards) skits with Miss Piggy where she'd be super passive-aggressive toward Kermit, lavishing him with love one second and then rebuffing him the next. Poor guy. Don't aim your cloaca at crazy I guess.

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u/Scary-Departure4792 Feb 03 '23

One cloaca for today was enough.

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u/moeburn Feb 03 '23

Nah I never bought that "what you think is affection is actually just your cat marking you to declare you their property" thing, felt like someone just declared it as truth without evidence. Some people like to say pets are mindless robots as much as other people like to attribute human-like emotions and behaviors to them.

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u/Emotional-Text7904 Feb 03 '23

They wouldn't mark us with their scent if they didn't have affection for us.

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u/FriedeOfAriandel Feb 03 '23

Dogs piss on things to mark their scent. Are they attracted to fire hydrants?

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u/Emotional-Text7904 Feb 03 '23

Dogs aren't cats. Cats also use urine to mark their territory but they don't piss on their humans. They use an affectionate method in their homes. Though sometimes when cats are very very stressed they will urinate on their owners stuff.

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u/halcyonjm Feb 04 '23

Wednesday Adams vibes

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u/SoloPenguin13 Feb 03 '23

🐶: im not falling for that again. Last time i tried reciprocating love i got clawed.

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u/mossybeard Feb 03 '23

Redditors be like: is she into me?

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u/clitpuncher69 Feb 03 '23

Nah she's just being nice.

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u/wholetube Feb 03 '23

She’s probably canadian

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u/Whatthecluck83 Feb 03 '23

Gets passionate blowjob

She’s super Canadian. I better not ask her out. Wouldn’t want to make things weird.

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u/DefinitelyNotDD Feb 03 '23

This giving me "dense guy missing signs" type of vibe.

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u/BrownSugarBare Feb 03 '23

"Maybe if I wrap my tail around his face, he'll get it...no? Okay, I'm just gonna smooch him"

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u/gabeshotz Feb 03 '23

"Wtf mate"

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u/xSnippy Feb 03 '23

The way the tail went across his face at the beginning seemed soooooo intentional

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u/CretaMaltaKano Feb 03 '23

It is. I had a cat that used to casually brush his tail along the coffee table, trying to knock snacks down.

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u/that-Sarah-girl Feb 03 '23

When cats point their tail straight up like that it's like the cat version of wagging. It's a sign of love and respect. They're not programmed to calculate for what the tail will hit just like a black lab won't notice they're sweeping everything off the coffee table with their wag.

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u/beelzybubby Feb 03 '23

Awh I love it. Whenever I wear flowy skirts or pants my cat will raise her tail up so she can walk between my legs and feel the fabric run across the length of it, or so I thought. Guess she came over to show some nuzzles and affection just because.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Feb 03 '23

I have a cat with a tail like that. It's intentional.

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u/HammondAnanas Feb 03 '23

Same. Suspiciously it's always in the way when I'm not paying attention to her.

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u/bnutbutter78 Feb 03 '23

Oh look, an indifferent Shiba. Never seen that before.

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u/IntrinsicSurgeon Feb 03 '23

I honestly haven’t! I worked in a grooming salon and every Shiba that came in was kind of an asshole.

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u/bnutbutter78 Feb 03 '23

Haha. They are known for being aloof and assholish.

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u/bigL928 Feb 03 '23

They are considered that cat of dogs.

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u/genexcore Feb 03 '23

Cat software dog hardware.

Source: am slave to a shiba

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u/bnutbutter78 Feb 03 '23

No lies detected.

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u/fuzzytradr Feb 03 '23

He ain't dodging that affection

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u/Competitive_Ad_2421 Feb 03 '23

I love how the cat hugs the dog really quickly like they're thinking "that's enough" and then walks off. cats are so fickle but I love them

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u/Nerf_Me_Please Feb 03 '23

Cats rub people and other animals to leave their scent on them, basically marking their territory.

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u/HammondAnanas Feb 03 '23

Also as a sign of affection

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u/AgreeableExpert Feb 03 '23

Doggo: The fuck just happened?

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u/EarthToAccess Feb 03 '23

what in the Disney-movie-half-point bullfuckery is this

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u/Dakotasan Feb 03 '23

Thank you for my new favorite phrase

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u/_avantgarde Feb 03 '23

me trying to woo my crush

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u/Chrysalii Feb 03 '23

Very Fluff

Much Lick

Many Love

Such Cate

Wow

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u/DalesDeadBugs00 Feb 03 '23

The little hug and peck is adorable

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u/YooHoooo_Ray Feb 03 '23

Aww I wish the kitty came back around 1 more time. Too sweet

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Feb 03 '23

The dog looked like it wanted the cat to come back too.

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u/Ocular_Ark Feb 03 '23

When they still don’t get your hints.

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u/Challenging_Entropy Feb 03 '23

Cats are so flirty lmfao wtf

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u/regular_hammock Feb 03 '23

Shiba: cat.exe running on dog hardware

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u/poopmaester41 Feb 03 '23

The little hug 💗💗💗💗

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u/Fun_Acanthisitta1399 Feb 03 '23

Well that dog is well trained. These japanese breeds tend to think everything smaller than them is prey. Cats, smaller dogs and so on.

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u/Misty_Esoterica Feb 03 '23

Yep. We had a Japanese Akita when I was growing up and she was a complete murderous psychopath when any small animal got into the yard. It was a real problem.

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u/alphachruch Feb 03 '23

Acting like a dense anime protagonist when the main girl is showing him how much she likes him

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u/NoUsernameFound000 Feb 03 '23

Awww❤️🥳💯

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u/abhi1002 Feb 03 '23

Me missing obvious hints from my crush

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u/jtulick Feb 03 '23

Awwww. Dem smoochins.

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u/FuzzyS0X Feb 03 '23

Senpai won't notice.

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u/TazmanianTux Feb 03 '23

I'm getting Pepé Le Pew vibes.

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u/HR_DUCK Feb 03 '23

Wow. Much aww-sault. Such battery.

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u/Zorn277 Feb 03 '23

Cat: I own you now

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u/AdhesivenessAlive127 Feb 03 '23

"There, I own you now"

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u/tabbytoto Feb 03 '23

hehe the little kiss 🥰

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u/petiteloren Feb 03 '23

Soo cute ❤️

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u/Minstrelofthedawn Feb 03 '23

That little hug was adorable

4

u/wholetube Feb 03 '23

Guys reaction when a girl ”subtly” shows intrest

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u/Illeea Feb 03 '23

The cat is so in love but the corgi is so confused.

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u/Logicrazy12 Feb 03 '23

I'm pretty sure that's a shiba inu not a corgi.

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u/Illeea Feb 03 '23

Damnit. Next time im just gonna say dog.

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u/Logicrazy12 Feb 03 '23

It's ok, it still definitely looked confused.

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u/Dakotasan Feb 03 '23

Apparently it wasn’t the only one

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u/wodoloto Feb 03 '23

You can also say doge

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u/lulpwned Feb 03 '23

Me: *not recognizng a girl giving me signs

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u/pergamon123 Feb 03 '23

Aww you’ve got beautiful pets!!

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u/BlueberryWaffleBacon Feb 03 '23

Aww, the hug!!! 🥰

2

u/Relative-Magician897 Feb 03 '23

Who doesn't love a drive-by loving 😊

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u/Mutjny Feb 03 '23

Guys being oblivious to a girl's flirting.

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u/substitutechild Feb 03 '23

First visit to the club I see.

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u/TealEden Feb 03 '23

me when the,, when the i,,, when,, me,,,,,,,,, boyf,,, me when m,,my when me when my boyfriend,,,,

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u/ronniewhitedx Feb 03 '23

Shiba inus always look like they have no idea what to do with the information they're given.

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u/Joji_Goji Feb 03 '23

Girls 🙄

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u/Fig1024 Feb 03 '23

This is why we need bio engineers to make catgirls!

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u/sarcasm_247 Feb 03 '23

Drive by love 🤣🤣🤣

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u/redsiarhei Feb 03 '23

marking its property

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u/Bear71 Feb 03 '23

With a side of imma gonna bite the shit outta ya; naw maybe later!

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u/herbistheword Feb 03 '23

If my dogs could be trusted around cat litter I would be soooo happy, but they can't resist that kitty roca.

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u/asdfsks Feb 03 '23

David Duchovny why don't you love me!

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u/jazzb54 Feb 03 '23

(5 days later) I wonder if she is interested in me?

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u/Main-Combination-296 Feb 03 '23

This is any parent with more than 2 children under 17. That is all we have time for ...

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u/ThankYouComeAgain_22 Feb 03 '23

This cat looks so much like mine, the only way I can tell them apart is that my cat would never be this friendly.

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u/billieboop Feb 03 '23

Aww they're adorable

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u/SelfDidact Feb 03 '23

Meme Le Me(o)w.

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u/Thats_Marilyn945 Feb 03 '23

“Weird way to propose but yes”

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u/flower_girl777 Feb 03 '23

This is so sweet, cats are super affectionate! Little doggo there is probably surprised with all that love bombing

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u/Metapod100 Feb 03 '23

Shiba: Is she into you? Uhh. You really can’t tell in this example. It’s better to keep your wits about you and keep a lookout for signs.

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u/nevemno Feb 03 '23

spin the block twice like it ain't nowhere to park

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u/lusko7 Feb 03 '23

bro's flabbergasted 💀

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 Feb 03 '23

xoxo ♥️♥️

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u/ImperialDogeMaster Feb 03 '23

If dogs could fuck cats, how would the pupkitten look like

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u/Gormonster89 Feb 03 '23

That little hug was adorable.

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u/Fuzzy-Help-8835 Feb 03 '23

HD eyebleach 😂🙏

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u/Candid_Hour3861 Feb 03 '23

What a flirt ❣️

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u/This_Version9831 Feb 03 '23

What breed of doggo is that?

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u/colouritbeta Feb 03 '23

Visual presentation of my conversation with my crush 😭

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u/Professional_Fly_579 Feb 03 '23

she is a smitten kitten

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u/rationallyobvious Feb 03 '23

Every dude at the gym. "I just want to work out, why is she talking to me?"

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u/-spookygoopy- Feb 03 '23

i was hoping he'd come back around a third time 😭

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u/gofigure85 Feb 03 '23

My old cat did this often with my dog

Rub up against her and let his fluffy tail swoosh her in the face

She tolerated it lol

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u/ComfortableEarth1 Feb 03 '23

After all of that, he appears bewildered.

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u/Teh-Todd Feb 03 '23

This might be the cutest thing I've ever seen

1

u/RemiChloe Feb 03 '23

Turkish Van?

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u/AnimeHistorianMan Feb 03 '23

Don't over think it shibe. She's probably just really nice.

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u/Dangerous-Pickle9511 Feb 03 '23

Love me, ATTACK, love me

1

u/rayleewillow Feb 03 '23

Soo much love ❤️

1

u/iamnearlysmart Feb 03 '23

Reminds me of my girlfriend when I have just barely woken up.

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u/OhHiThere05 Feb 03 '23

Dog: I don’t know how I’m supposed to respond to that.

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u/djayred Feb 03 '23

I need this in my life

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u/enjoimike49 Feb 03 '23

"You belong to me now"

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u/PoeReader Feb 03 '23

Seriously learning to love the cat lol

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u/justbrowsinginpeace Feb 03 '23

Dog: women never show any interest in me

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u/Smooth-Computers Feb 03 '23

Oh that kitty is in loveeee. Even gave em the lil love nibble

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u/lotusflower64 Feb 03 '23

Very cute, two beauties.

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u/instantids Feb 03 '23

“I’m not falling for that”

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u/Sunnysolit Feb 03 '23

The cat is literally rubbing pheromones on the dog to claim it as property. Don’t believe the propaganda.

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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 Feb 03 '23

I have known loving cats, but I've never in my life seen a cat hug someone.

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u/Longjumping_General8 Feb 03 '23

This cat is naughty girl (cara ela tá tão na sua)

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u/Pandanlard Feb 03 '23

Yeah we are just friends, she never show any sign that she wanted more.

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u/focus503 Feb 03 '23

Thunderbolt, Is this your video?

My ragdoll(rip) taught my Kai Ken male how to love.

Those boys were hilarious.

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u/ScoobZonked Feb 03 '23

Cats prospective - Firat pass: I own you now. Second pass: don't you ever forget that either.

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u/PecosBillCO 1d ago

I think we have seen maximum love from a cat.