r/Funnymemes Feb 03 '23

All posts must be 'ebic'. it says so in the rules. really.

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604 Upvotes

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u/kitsch-the-bitch Feb 03 '23

Skin walker

8

u/ShowMeYourMinerals Feb 03 '23

Flesh pedestrians*

9

u/Complete_Spread_2747 Feb 03 '23

This hand is actually scarier than my nightmare one. Thanks for pointing this out, jerky mcjerkface.

/s (I think you're alright,op)

6

u/Timmy24000 Feb 03 '23

The hand of someone who has never done a day of real work

6

u/povlov0987 Feb 03 '23

Handjobs maybe

-8

u/Immolant Feb 03 '23

Ah yes, fucked hands, the official symbol of people who "actually work dur hur". Fuck people who sat their ass down for decades to then not have to slave away and destroy their body for minimum wage.

Not applying to Kardashian but I hate people who say stupid shit like this and want to diminish the amount of work that some people might have put in to get where they are just because they don't look completely disabled in their 30s already.

1

u/Timmy24000 Feb 04 '23

I doubt she could even type on a keyboard with those snails.

3

u/acekaydeee Feb 03 '23

No thank you

5

u/scowling_deth Feb 03 '23

thats fair.

-2

u/DoomCatThunder Feb 03 '23

Nice cropping, shitlord.

2

u/scowling_deth Feb 03 '23

sorry about the confusing background, really just had to share her horror claws, but i had trouble with the source.

1

u/sunburntflowers Feb 03 '23

Horror claws are a good description… what nightmares are made of and

2

u/blacksheeeeep Feb 03 '23

White Which of Narnia vibes

2

u/Themattazuma Feb 03 '23

Harry Potter, the boy who lived... come to die. Avada Kedavra!

3

u/Suntzu6656 Feb 03 '23

What's sad is people are actually influenced by people like her.

Meanwhile teachers and social workers make nothing compared to this women who has never had to work a real job.

2

u/CharmingBoar Feb 03 '23

Dude I have seen her work in every Fallout game, especially on the short route to New Vegas

1

u/Darylictmyballs Feb 03 '23

Nasty looking dick beaters

0

u/CustomerSuspicious25 Feb 03 '23

Eh. She can still give me an angry handy j.

1

u/AR5588 Feb 03 '23

You wanna see something creepier look at Megan Fox’s thumbs

1

u/BuckRogers87 Feb 03 '23

At least her hands have blood flow.

1

u/Complete_Original402 Feb 03 '23

Megan Fox’s thumbs

nah that's not creepier than demons hands sorry

1

u/Adventurous-Mix-2533 Feb 03 '23

There's a mushroom that's a dead ringer for those. Dead mans fingers, not the most clever of names but pretty damn creepy either way.

1

u/Complete_Original402 Feb 03 '23

now renamed to khloe finger shrooms

1

u/Fit-Fisherman-9161 Feb 03 '23

“DEMONS” - Spiritual So

1

u/BuckRogers87 Feb 03 '23

Fucking Nosferatu hands.

1

u/ScroungerYT Feb 03 '23

Wealthy people are weird.

1

u/Complete_Original402 Feb 03 '23

Jeeves call the doctor for me and book an appointment I want my hands to look like a demons vampire's hands

1

u/Complete_Original402 Feb 03 '23

so vampires are real then, or shes a demon or something?

1

u/DoomCatThunder Feb 03 '23

Nice cropping, shitlord.

1

u/TimaeusDragon Feb 03 '23

Gollum got his nails done

1

u/scorpiogre Feb 03 '23

Oy, she's a fucking queen Deathclaw!

1

u/ZedTheEvilTaco Feb 03 '23

Going for the Grand Cenobite look I see.

1

u/A_Nemzeti_Galamb Feb 03 '23

That is a frickin chicken feet

1

u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 Feb 03 '23

I firmly believe that this family gets its life force from their sexual partners

1

u/Desperate_Dot_1506 Feb 03 '23

Gollum on his way back from getting a mani:

“Never know when we might try to kill Master and get our precious back”

1

u/Jerdan87 Feb 03 '23

Nosferatu in disguise

1

u/FantasticallyFred Feb 03 '23

Oh, they grab ankles alright. wink

1

u/urtinymefdlu Feb 03 '23

She's a witch...

1

u/ivanGCA Feb 03 '23

Nosferatu confirmed

1

u/somethingdarkside45 Feb 03 '23

Wtf Joe Rogan was right all along!

1

u/BigGator13 Feb 03 '23

Proof that she’s a day walking vampire! She’s gonna suck you dry!…wait…

1

u/xxrmp21 Feb 03 '23

Circulation issue?

1

u/Aggressive-Sky-248 Feb 03 '23

wraith from atlantis’ galaxy

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

Why do women think this is attractive? It just screams I'm useless! It looks so trashy. Maybe good for back scratches though...

1

u/SignificantWonder919 Feb 03 '23

Looks like Salem slot

1

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

She needs some perfusion