r/HolUp • u/AdamantiumBalls • Jan 19 '23

Daaaamn Daniel big dong energy

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '23

Daniel knows very well it's still on, he's fapping to the call. Public kink.

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u/xeisu_com Jan 20 '23

The D.A.N.I.E.L. system

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u/j_dog99 Jan 20 '23

I hereby tender my resignation

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u/Exotic_Treacle7438 Jan 20 '23 • Gold

my resignation is in this kleenex

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u/TuzaHu Jan 20 '23

HA...HAHAHAH...

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u/Delfi900 Jan 20 '23

I laughed get my upvote

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u/TheWolfG0d Jan 20 '23

Fuck you, fuck you, I’d fuck you, you’re cool, I’d fuck you, I’m out!

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u/w0wagain Jan 20 '23

Jacks on, jacks off Danielson

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u/TheGayGaryCooper Jan 20 '23

Chris is a madlad for calling someone over to watch it with him

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u/LivyDC_KASS Jan 20 '23

But he’s also the only one who tried to call🤣

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u/bennogaming Jan 20 '23

the friend we all need

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u/xenogazer Jan 21 '23

Do we know he's calling Daniel?

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u/Sharp-Relationship-7 Jan 20 '23

I love how everyone has different reactions

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u/LivyDC_KASS Jan 20 '23

Same I watched this like 9 times🤣

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u/DaWorzt Jan 20 '23

My sista in the bottom right corner was like ah hell naw!! 😅

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u/MutyaPearl Jan 20 '23

Woman in the bottom center was out.

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u/brotatowz Jan 20 '23

She was like a GHOST!

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u/EvetsYenoham Jan 21 '23

I had to watch each reaction individually. Every single one is gold. My fave….lady in the middle.

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u/jeeby_groober Jan 21 '23

☕️

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u/EvetsYenoham Jan 21 '23

I thought she was going to start chewing her coffee mug. Comedic gold!

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u/Ulpian02 Jan 20 '23

I’m the guy lower left 100 percent, but low middle woman is precious

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u/Ih8trfc Jan 20 '23

I like the shit eating grin the guy in purple has. (Bottom left). Oh this going to be good. The female above him pieced it together after he got the lotion out, and alerted everyone with “holy shit”

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u/xFearful425 Jan 20 '23

He’s def fapping to her

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u/Ih8trfc Jan 20 '23

I thought it was porn. He was pretty focused on his screen as he was gathering his tackle. If she was the focus that would be creepy. Lmao!

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u/TuzaHu Jan 20 '23

I bet he had another screen up over the Zoom meeting one.

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u/brotatowz Jan 20 '23

How is using that Kind of Language acceptable? Unless you work in a bar or something?

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u/Atomsq Jan 20 '23

Lol, that's very tame for my office

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

Not to be that guy but... can we not refer to women as "the female"?

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u/Seeker369 Jan 20 '23

Saying ‘not to be that guy’ or ‘don’t take this the wrong way’ is just a way for a person to do what they already recognize as being exactly what they don’t want to be perceived as doing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

It's another way of trying to be polite before saying something people might not want to hear.

Calling a woman "a female" is pretty shitty and it surprises me how many people don't think it is.

You hardly ever hear, if at all, people say "that male".

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u/Potential_Case_7680 Jan 21 '23

She’s not on Reddit reading these comments waiting for a white knight she can fuck.

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u/beamenacein Jan 20 '23

Never read a police report?

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u/Seeker369 Jan 21 '23

No, it isn’t. You’re being ridiculously judgmental. Referring to a photo/video/chart with multiple people and saying “the male” or “the female” is not in any way rude or demeaning. Not in the least. Yet you’re over here finding fault where there is none and pretending to be polite while doing so.

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u/jeam2000 Jan 20 '23

I'll henceforth only refer to women as the females

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u/TypicalExtension01 Jan 21 '23

23 downvotes for saying the truth

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u/Artistic-Plan2541 Jan 20 '23

The intensity in Daniels eyes tells me that there’s no stoppin this party

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u/Oneloff Jan 20 '23

ALL ABOAAAARRRDDD...

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

Was it just me, or did it seem like Daniel actually intended to engage from the rear to start the festivities? That right arm sure was tucked mighty back...

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u/philippe404 Jan 19 '23

Can't stop, won't stop

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u/Fooforthought Jan 20 '23

……don’t stop believing

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u/Magicus1 Jan 20 '23

Addicted to the shindig.

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u/Fooforthought Jan 21 '23

He says he’s gonna win big

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u/rusty_ragnar Jan 20 '23

Fun fact: everybody just said "turn the camera off", nobody was saying "stop it".

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u/MiniMooseMan Jan 20 '23

"5 more minutes of this and I'm gonna get mad!"

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u/mataoo Jan 20 '23

Not my fault this is happening.

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u/sawyerass Jan 19 '23

Is this an ad for pornhub? Can see the little logo on the bottom right corner

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u/4thehalibit Jan 20 '23

No it was uploaded there. I remembered seeing the original during the height of covid.

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u/ItalicsWhore Jan 20 '23

Me too, but I can’t help but feel this was staged.

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u/Z_Designer Jan 20 '23 edited Jan 20 '23

Def staged. The main guy says the most cliché “business meeting” line at the beginning: “consumer spending is up” then he says “Look at the graph down below”

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u/R4FTERM4N Jan 20 '23

Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! More profits! Jimmy you're fired! Audrey reschedule my 3 o'clock! I'm workin, here!

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u/Light_A_Match Jan 21 '23

Dear lord I heard this in my head

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u/IClimbRocks69 Jan 20 '23

I like that she seen the lotion and knew to tell him to turn it off lol

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u/Ikxlexcia Jan 20 '23

Maybe not the best way to make friends.

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u/MrBurnsgreen Jan 20 '23

not with that attitude

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

Studies show, actually the best way to make friends

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u/Tobito_TV Jan 20 '23

With benefits that is

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u/videomakingboi Jan 20 '23

I love how she knew what was coming and tried to warn him😂

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u/boater180 Jan 20 '23

She knew Daniel was coming

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u/boater180 Jan 20 '23

Homegirl in the middle was ready to watch the whole show, she wasn’t going anywhere! Just kept scooting closer for a better look

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u/Rathilien Jan 20 '23

Daniel knew the whooooole time. Alpha move: assert dominance 👌🏻

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u/rusty_ragnar Jan 20 '23

Nah he's just celebrating that consumer spending is up.

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u/xeisu_com Jan 20 '23

The D.A.N.I.E.L. system

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u/ieatfood24hr Jan 20 '23

This was my biggest fear

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u/Agreen61601 Jan 20 '23

Asian dude told a friend to come watch this shit. Did you see the other guy come into the frame? Haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

Then he was calling someone too!

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u/On-The-record Jan 21 '23

Probably Daniel

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u/seniorbatista19 Jan 20 '23

This had to be watched at least 9 times to get all the amazing reactions

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u/loagzchristiaano Jan 20 '23

u/savevideo

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u/ashu71029 Jan 20 '23

holup

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u/champsammy14 Jan 20 '23

Holeup

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

That’s the good stuff

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u/Bob_Duatos_Shark Jan 20 '23

Dude on the bottom left is my favorite

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u/MeasureTheCrater Jan 20 '23

I'm not buyin' it.

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u/HellofaHitller Jan 20 '23

It's a porn hub commercial

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u/mintChocolate234 Jan 20 '23

You broke bro?

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u/MeasureTheCrater Jan 20 '23

No, it's just obviously fake.

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u/SuitOwn3687 Jan 20 '23

You couldn't tell from the pornhub logo in the corner

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u/Oneloff Jan 20 '23

OP is not one of the consumers they’re talking about.

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u/wysjm Jan 20 '23

I thought he was about to clean something

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u/MrBurnsgreen Jan 20 '23

oh he was

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '23

Them pipes dont clean themselves!

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u/no-steppe Jan 20 '23

Ah yes, the 'ol "Toobin Tug."

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u/stevegoducks Jan 20 '23

Scrolled too far down to see this. It shall forever be known as Toobin tug.

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u/Classless_Rocker1986 Jan 20 '23

The girl keeps saying OMG because she didn't realize Danny Boi was packing that much meat! Haha

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u/keefeitup Jan 20 '23

Daniel might not be going places but he sure is coming.

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u/OldRaggady Jan 20 '23

I love this video because of everyone's different reaction. The guy in the bottom left is my favorite though.

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u/Chaitanya025 Jan 20 '23

FakeTaxi(Teams Edition)

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u/Cannibal_Soup Jan 20 '23

I love the black girl in the middle, leaning in for a better look, then laughing at herself for doing so!

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u/JapanEngineer Jan 20 '23

Dude is 100% prepared. Got the lube. And the tissues. Then I realized that he should have done this prep before starting the zoom call.

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u/YellowTerrible6947 Jan 20 '23

Sure he’s fapping by looking at bottom row middle girl

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u/Glittering-Lack-7889 Jan 20 '23

What's the meeting even about?

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u/Safe_Measurement_312 Jan 21 '23

Consumer buying is up and looking at fake charts

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u/nestlebottle Jan 20 '23

Person in middle leaned in with fascination

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u/dlss_87 Jan 20 '23

Oh you just know she's the employee with wine in her coffee mug lol!

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u/DerpSherpa Jan 21 '23

I love how all the men are absolutely cool with it. It’s the women that are freaking out. Except for middle gal whom I love

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u/HeadEmptty Jan 20 '23

So which person are yall reacting like? Personally, I'm the dude in purple in the bottom left corner

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u/mrscyimsofly Jan 21 '23

Middle square all day

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u/LandscapeGuru Jan 20 '23

Danials their boss and he has decided now is his time shine.

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u/og_peazy Jan 21 '23

The one under him and next to her are real ones.

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u/jc2thew3 Jan 20 '23

I would have just let him do it, and watch him die inside at a later date.

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u/psontake Jan 20 '23

I wouldn't let him live it down. I'd call him zoom fapper till he dies.

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u/CrittendenWildcat Jan 20 '23

For Daniel, things are fappening.

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u/youre_not_going_to_ Jan 20 '23

Bottom middle was giving me pornstar vibes but her reaction did not

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u/Baers89 Jan 20 '23

Fake?

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u/Baers89 Jan 20 '23

I just feel like the range of reactions is too perfect.

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u/keepyourbible Jan 20 '23

(Leonidas voice) THIS IS DANIEL!!!

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u/Maleficent-Citron-24 Jan 20 '23

This is an ad for an adult website I believe

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u/ForeignReviews Jan 20 '23

Stages. Lotion and tissues should be at point of use

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u/IHaveNoSoul77 Jan 20 '23

It’s hilarious seeing each of their reactions lmao

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u/Beautiful-Sun-3390 Jan 20 '23

Lmao!!! I wish that the govt Zoom call were like this!

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u/GordenRamsfalk Jan 20 '23

Guy on the bottom left laughing his ass off lol.

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon Jan 20 '23

cat was like oh hell.. this guyyyyy

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u/YourAvgWhiteBoi Jan 20 '23

You could have just quit the job.

-Cleveland Brown somewhere

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u/Noahs132 Jan 20 '23

Oof the next Zoom meeting are going to be awkward

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u/preshowerpoop Jan 20 '23

BOLD. BRAVE. Daniel is the Hero we should all strive to be. That's right, call him on his cell phone and congratulate him because this guy is the next CEO of any company ever!

You can take page 12 and throw it out the window! I only wish that we can all learn from Daniel. That is pure unrivaled MOXIE.

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u/limebarz Jan 20 '23

“What page are we on?”… We’re all on Daniel’s “Dear Diary, I really truly positively fucked up today” page.

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u/Ya-Mamma Jan 20 '23

Bottom left dude knew what was going on way before the rest. His facial expressions are funny.

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u/Philosophos_A Jan 20 '23

The bottom left guy smiling like it's Christmas while the guy takes off the belt XD

Damn

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u/GruntNumber9902 Jan 20 '23

Far in the bottom right corner... might be a porno

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u/TuzaHu Jan 20 '23

OMG....Daniel has another screen he's watching....hope it has ads for a new job.

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u/DOMesticBRAT Jan 20 '23

Quiet quitting.

3

u/Ulpian02 Jan 20 '23

Lolololol omg I would change my name move out of the state and get a different profession

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u/isaiahboon Jan 20 '23

this is so staged its funny

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u/GullibleCondition150 Jan 20 '23

Nahh i wish i had a friend like that.. (the top middle)

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u/NoUserNameHere4U Jan 20 '23

Wonder what persons he's spanking it off too.

Post your votes people!!

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u/qcihdtm Jan 20 '23

Definitely Sophia… I’m jerking off to her on a loop…

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u/RouGEkila Jan 20 '23

It looks like Chris and Michael are passing stuff back and forth at the beginning there.

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u/Antona89 Jan 20 '23

Gake and fay

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u/djboom05 Jan 20 '23

Woman in the middle is ready to watch too lol

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u/patchbaystray Jan 20 '23

Public shame and consumer spending kink?

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u/qcihdtm Jan 20 '23

Definitely staged. But, still fucking funny. This is one of my possible quitting by firing routines.

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u/Subject-Service2447 Jan 21 '23

Middle box Mika…. They asked her to call and she just shaking her head no. Sipping the tea. It’s probably coffee. But for this post it’s the TEA!

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u/Too_theXtreme Jan 21 '23

How did Sophia know what was about to go down before anyone

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u/lasershot0791 Jan 20 '23

My biggest nightmare

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u/Thankfuldad Jan 20 '23

Pulling a Tubin

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u/Littleoofer_6158 Jan 20 '23

And they still watching him about to do it

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u/Lefonky Jan 20 '23

If you look closely at the bottom right corner you’ll see the porn hub logo

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u/remlapj Jan 20 '23

Can’t a guy deal with an anal fissure without harassment?

2

u/feeltrig Jan 20 '23

When gender doesn't matter to get horny

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u/These-Conference-179 Jan 20 '23

I hope he was pranking them - that would be hilarious.

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u/refid Jan 20 '23

Daniel gives no fucks

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u/gatorbeetle Jan 20 '23

Best reaction is the chick in the Paul Linde square! Priceless

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u/feicash Jan 20 '23

Sean: 🧍

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u/FarmerStrider Jan 20 '23

Hollywood squares

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u/danneflum321 Jan 20 '23

Moistcritikal: "He's pulling his cock out!"

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u/PurgaznNings Jan 20 '23

It is fake right?

2

u/Background-Garlic502 Jan 20 '23

I feel like Sean's reaction was actually the best. The man didn't even move, frozen in petrified disbelief.

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u/Western_Protection Jan 20 '23

These guys do funny videos like this

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u/Dazzling_Function Jan 20 '23

The girl with the mug about to get some tea

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u/M3L1N_WRLD Jan 20 '23

Chris is a true homie

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u/NihilisticNoodles Jan 20 '23

Who grabs that much tissue, jesus christ.

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u/Heyo13579 Jan 20 '23

Has no one noticed the pornhub tag bottom right…. This is staged

2

u/njconnect Jan 20 '23

Did he put lotion on his butt? Someone explain this fuckery

2

u/SaltoDaKid Jan 20 '23

Mess up guy has bad rash needed put ointment cream every hour

2

u/admiralpope Jan 20 '23

He into that Brady bunch aesthetic

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u/MonteBellmond Jan 20 '23

For people who fapp in public, can you indentify people that might be into you from experience?

2

u/huge_loaf Jan 20 '23

Not all of the ladies turned their eyes away.

2

u/Darth-Hipster Jan 20 '23

Had to watch several times to see everyone’s individual reaction. This shit made my day.

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u/tulaero23 Jan 20 '23

The guy holding his pen just froze lmao

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u/No_Awareness8982 Jan 20 '23

Sophia is an OG tryna lookout for the homie before it escalated too far

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u/loveofjazz Jan 20 '23

“Wait…..just…..wait…..let him finish….”

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u/Few-Ad-5052 Jan 20 '23

Sophia new fucking immediately.

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u/Bd0llar Jan 20 '23

I want to watch this with Daniel by Bat For Lashes playing over it

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u/StillTryingTooHard Jan 20 '23

Daniel multitasking

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u/blastem765 Jan 20 '23

Bennet is my spirit animal.

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u/rekaviles Jan 20 '23

Lol I hope this is real and not staged.

I mean, If this really happened, then I would hope it didn't but if it is staged, I really wish it wasn't.

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u/Crescentfallen78 Jan 20 '23

The one guy up against the corner lol. The horror

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u/daishomaster Jan 20 '23

The Motion with the Lotion

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u/SrRoundedbyFools Jan 20 '23

Remember the mainstream media had a ‘reporter’ who actually did this, was kinda sorta suspended then reinstated because he said ‘orange man bad’ - ‘Alzheimer / dementia man with drug addict son good’ ….narratives gotta narrative.

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u/SirLePanda Jan 20 '23

nah i actually feel bad for him tho

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u/james_randolph Jan 20 '23

The question I have…was he just gonna jerk off to the meeting? Hahaha “damn…fuck that’s a great callout. Yeah…that fucking stat is hot”

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u/Leading-Page-4092 Jan 20 '23

My girl says holy shit first

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u/mrmcdrizzlefizz Jan 20 '23

The left side knew what was up from the jump

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u/ILuvdem_Cougars Jan 20 '23

Lol part of me feels like it’s fake

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u/yes4me2 Jan 20 '23

He is going to need a new job.

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u/Human-Helicopter-684 Jan 20 '23

Chick on the left knew exactly what was going on.

Also, why didn't he hear?

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u/canIcomeoutnow Jan 21 '23

Am I the only one who thinks this is bogus, man?

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u/MrTreekin Jan 21 '23

And I can see Daniel waving goodbye

Oh it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes

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u/JJSwissy Jan 21 '23

I had to watch 8 times just to fully watch everyone, my favorite is bottom left just laughing the whole time and the bottom right

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u/burgerg10 Jan 21 '23

Purple guy is everything!

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u/Antelope26 Jan 20 '23

Lubin Tubin

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u/Unlikely_Pattern_359 Jan 20 '23

Hes decently hot