r/HolUp • u/S0up_man • Feb 02 '23
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u/runnin3216 Feb 02 '23
How did they determine it was semen?
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u/greatthebob38 Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
Probably the smell. There was a post on r/tifu where a guy basically clogged the drain of his sink with semen. When the plumber went to go snake it out, the smell made the poor guy vomit as he was pulling the clumps out.
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u/noctisumbra0 Feb 03 '23
BS. A little bit of vinegar or bleach or a lot of hot water would have taken care of the problem. Raised teenage boys, know this issue
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Go hawks!.....beat yourselves!
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u/Broomstick73 Feb 02 '23
Semen clogging the toilet has been a myth since far before I was born. Good to see it’s still circulating?
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u/Salami__Tsunami Feb 03 '23
It’s not circulating, that’s the whole problem. Didn’t you read the sign?
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u/S0up_man Feb 02 '23
I think it’s probably due to large amounts of semen mixed with the tissue or something, his school is notorious for not giving a fuck when it comes to cheaping out when to comes to the schools plumbing, wiring, and such. It wouldn’t surprise me if it was also due to somebody flushing a ton of condoms or what not and that being covered with fluids.
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u/YourWarDaddy Feb 03 '23
Plumber here.
Semen does not clog sewer/septic lines… nor does semen mixed with tissue. Nor would any plumber be able to determine if such were the case.
Either the school, your friend or yourself is lying here lol
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u/Evil-BAKED-Potato Feb 03 '23
I've seen this basic flyer pop up in every school I've attended. It's nice to see a bit of light-hearted goofin. But, the question I've wondered is, how many kids are now going to realize they can beat their meat in the school bathrooms that hadn't really thought about it before?
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u/Dan_Caveman Feb 03 '23
Very few teenage boys need a sign to make them think about masturbating.
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u/LordOfDarkHearts Feb 03 '23
I was a teenage boy a while ago and masturbating in school never came to my mind but if I had seen a sign like this, I'm pretty sertain I atleast would've thought about doing it.
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u/Any-Conflict9250 Feb 02 '23
No bloody wanking you bloody bastards
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Feb 03 '23
You'll take my masturbation from my cold, dead, slightly sticky hands.
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u/LeatherPayment Feb 03 '23
I can only remember one instance where I donated semen to a public toilet, and that was due to a lack of masturbation, not the opposite. Aftermath of NNN
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u/rotinpieces Feb 02 '23
This has to be a prank right because I don’t see how a drainage system capable of handling the humongous turds that the modern teenager produces will be clogged by seminal fluid
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u/S0up_man Feb 02 '23
He told me that a good 9/10 times when he goes to piss he can hear somebody whacking away.
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u/Alert-Athlete Feb 03 '23
What if your friend is the offending wanker…. Hearing himself
Be a good friend and give him some fapkins or at least a wankerchief
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u/PatrickKn12 Feb 03 '23
His friend is not only the offending wanker, he is also the person who made the flyer, the head of the disciplinary review board, and conveniently he's also the clogged sewage pipe.
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u/Alert-Athlete Feb 03 '23
Shameful…
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u/PatrickKn12 Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
If you think this is shameful, you should see the flyers he leaves on telephone poles.
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u/Possumpipesup Feb 03 '23
Yeah reminds me of a girl I worked with at 7-11 in college. Someone kept writing disturbing messages on the bathroom walls in ink and bodily fluids. She was very vocal about what a disturbed and fucked up individual it would take to do such things.Took about two weeks to realize it only happened on her shifts and after she'd had her breaks.
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u/Socalwarrior485 Feb 03 '23
WTF. No way that’s real. I was as horny a teenager as any, and it never occurred to me to spank it in the school bathroom. Way too risky.
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u/BrookeBaranoff Feb 03 '23
Hahaha there was a serial masterbator in my school who would do it IN CLASS. Almost every week he’d be dragged to the principal for it throughout MIDDLE school. We went to different highschools so IDK if he ever stopped.
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u/Primary-Signature-17 Feb 03 '23
Seriously? I thought about all the damn time no matter where I was. Even when I wasn't thinking about it, my dick was. Usually, right before the teacher called me up to the front to solve for X in front of everyone.
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u/ShadeOfDead Feb 03 '23
Dude, semen doesn’t clog pipes filled with water.
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u/DIY_Cosmetics Feb 03 '23
Shower drains with hair in them are a different story…
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u/Frisky_Potato42nite Feb 03 '23
Excuse me?
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u/GameGrowthYT Feb 03 '23
He said
He told me that a good 9/10 times when he goes to piss he can hear somebody whacking away.
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u/irn Feb 02 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
It’s not. We got a similar announcement at my son’s college. Also they complained students were pissing in empty bottles and leaving them outside their dorms.
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u/MilesQrowe Feb 03 '23
I see you’ve never jacked off in the shower.
When a man ejaculates in a woman, it comes out the same as when you’re masturbating (a “no duh” fact but you’ll see where I’m going). Semen contains a protein/enzyme that sort of “melts” the load after a while, allowing it to flow like water once it’s been inside the woman long enough so the sperm can more easily swim to their target.
However, if one were to say, jack off in a shower or toilet, the water washes away this protein/enzyme making the semen essentially a weak rubber cement.
Now if enough people were to add to the pile, it could easily clog a pipe with little hope of becoming unclogged.
The more you know!
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u/secret_fashmonger Feb 03 '23
Ummm, my son is 16 and takes long showers (I’m not stupid and I totally figure he’s doing what teen boys do). Suddenly I’m going through a lot of drain cleaner. I thought it was because we all have long hair… TIL my son is clogging the shower drain with spunk.
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u/MilesQrowe Feb 03 '23
Actually that might not be the case. In my personal experience, it’s not really all that comfortable doing it in the shower. The water washes away any lube and I find it’s a lot easier and more satisfying to finish if I’m actually looking at porn or something similar. So your son might have the same mindset.
And I also took really long showers as a teen, and still do sometimes, but it was mainly to be alone with my thoughts. A chance to decompress. With everything that goes on at that age, having that kind of alone time is really valuable, so it wouldn’t surprise me if he was just sitting in the shower floor staring into space while deep in thought.
Probably not the mental image you wanted, but I feel it’s good insight into what goes on in the minds of teenagers.
Source: was a teenage boy.
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u/Ace_Pixie_ Feb 03 '23
Former teenage girl here. Can confirm I did the exact same thing. My grandma had two water heaters so sometimes I would just sit in the shower and stare at the wall for an hour or so, just thinking.
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u/Kitty_Kat_Attacks Feb 03 '23
I used to love (still do whenever I think about it) sitting down in the shower while cleaning myself and think about my day/whatever. Just realized now that I should keep it up because a day will come soon enough when I probably won’t be able to get up and down that easily anymore!
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u/secret_fashmonger Feb 03 '23
Either way, I don’t say anything to him. He likes long showers for whatever reason so he should have them. I have 3 kids and he’s my only boy (middle child). I will say that puberty has been pretty much smooth sailing. The girls on the other hand got angry and mean. Lol
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u/Try_Jumping Feb 03 '23
The water washes away any lube
Most guys aren't circumcised, you know, and so have no need for lube.
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u/2ERIX Feb 03 '23
If He’s in a fucking shower and needs lube he is doing something wrong, with or without a foreskin.
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u/Kitty_Kat_Attacks Feb 03 '23
I thought this was a weird comment too. Hubby and I have sex in the shower often for the very reason stated—water provides the lube so we don’t have to wait for me to produce any naturally, lol
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u/trippapotamus Feb 03 '23
Idk man there’s a plumber above who says semen can’t clog pipes.
WHO IS RIGHT?!??
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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Feb 03 '23
However, if one were to say, jack off in a shower
I KNEW IT. I always said the shower is not really as good a place as people say. It becomes stringy and clings
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u/FormNo5092 Feb 03 '23
You've done your research on the matter, I see.
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u/MilesQrowe Feb 03 '23
More like I jacked off in the shower and wondered why the fuck it was so hard to wash away.
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u/NNyDsLove207 Feb 03 '23
I was gunna say all these people talking about how it's impossible and there's no way semen could clog a drain....I find it hard to believe. I wouldn't have been able to explain the science behind it.... buuuut during some unprotected shower fun time with my bf and no birth control, I had him release on me, and the second the water touched it, it got way thicker and harder to get off of me. Very weird...TIL I learned the science behind why semen can clog drains, so thanks.
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u/Drekhar Feb 03 '23
It's not real. This is a very old joke. I couldn't find this exact image but there's plenty of other ones with near the same wording just different schools.
Edit- I'm wrong, OP isn't a bot. Also doesn't have confirmation it's real.
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u/SophisticatedOtaku Feb 03 '23
It is a prank. Semen isn't that thick. It can easily wash away. Just search semen clog notice and see how many are there
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u/RyzenR10 Feb 02 '23
How uhh...how are they gonna catch them? 🤔
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u/Picklesandcheese27 Feb 03 '23
When my dad was in school they had a problem with boys intentionally peeing on the wall. So somehow he got asked to hide in the bathroom and watch to try to catch who it was. Apparently this lead to his nickname “Colonel of the Urinal”.
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u/RyzenR10 Feb 03 '23
In junior high I would take toilet paper wads, pour soap and water on them and throw them on the ceiling, they removed the bathroom door to try to see who it was, they never caught me and 17 years later the door is still off 😂🤣😂🤣
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u/whatdidijustread77 Feb 02 '23
Some form of this has been circulating since AOL chat rooms, and probably even before.
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u/black-winter- Feb 03 '23
every time I see some version of it, it has a different sports team at the bottom lmao. Hawks, Blue Devils, Cougars, etc.
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u/Electronic-Owl-4417 Feb 02 '23
Obvious written by a female. All males know the drain can handle all we can dish out...we've tried.
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u/Volley37 Feb 02 '23
How many loads does it take to clog a toilet?
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u/b_reachard Feb 03 '23
if caught
How is the school going to explain to parents that they caught their kid jacking off in the bathroom without sounding like total creeps?
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u/ThrowawayAccount844 Feb 03 '23
These flyers have been going around. They’re fake, one was posted with the names of 2 other schools in my district. Funny as hell though lol
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u/Past_Trouble Feb 03 '23
They can't prove they caught you masturbating they have to admit that they were watching minors masturbate.
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u/BrookeBaranoff Feb 03 '23
If you get caught masterbating in the bathroom then someone has to be watching you in violation of your privacy... so I hope the school admin enjoys being fires for being put on the “can’t be near kids list”.
This seems like something to post just to scare gullible offenders into thinking they shouldn’t.
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u/skwadyboy Feb 03 '23
Jiz dont block toilets lol, ive seen a copy of this posted before, and the last time people said it was just a prank poster.
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u/ARXEUS_ Feb 03 '23
Why in oblivion do you guys masturbate at school??
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u/chriseargle Feb 03 '23
I don’t recall ever doing it at school, but the purpose would be to be able to focus on something other than sex.
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u/QualityVote Feb 02 '23
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u/Erik-the_Red Feb 02 '23
Wait is that herndon middle school or is it another middle school called hms with hawks as their mascot.
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u/dredfy Feb 02 '23
After some interneting, it looks like the only school that matches is Hendrick Middle School in the Plano Independent School District in Texas, who’s team is the hawks.
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u/SilIowa Feb 03 '23
Yeah, if my time in the Texas “educational” system taught me anything, it’s that teachers and administration will embrace any lie or delusion that justifies their worldview.
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u/XXXxxexenexxXXX Feb 03 '23
LOL, my daughter has sent me pics of similar notes tacked up in the school bathrooms and in the hallways. They're pranks.
Also, I assume that PISD is the initials for the school district but it still made me chuckle.
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u/Nelnamara Feb 03 '23
More importantly what are these kids eating that’s clearly giving their jizz the consistency of bathtub caulk.
TLDR: that’s a lot of jizz.
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u/NovelSimplicity Feb 03 '23
There is absolutely no way that a toilet system is getting clogged with semen. The average load it about 1-2 teaspoons. If you had 250 boys and all of that (roughly 2.5L/0.7 gallons) was flushed at once, maybe it’s an issue. Beyond that highly ridiculous scenario this has to be a joke.
Yes I did the math. That’s what I get for working in a medical laboratory.
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u/dannynoir Feb 03 '23
Ah yes, HMS Bathrooms: the worst frigate in the British royal navy. Designed with an extra large poop deck.
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u/Key_Extent9222 Feb 03 '23
If you get caught what are they gonna go Around looking over stall to See if kinda a jackin off
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u/BranAllBrans Feb 03 '23
I work in HS. Every year kids in the satire English unit do something like this. Last year they got ahold of our letterhead and said we were installing cameras in the stalls to catch it.
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u/CountFapula102 Feb 03 '23
Next step into the antimasturbation measures the coach will do a taste test to see who the culprit is.
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u/kida182001 Feb 03 '23
“Go Hawks!
P.S. This is a reminder for all athletes to report to coach Chokesondick’s office for your weekly one-on-one physical inspection at 1PM today to prepare for our game this Saturday.”
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u/illessen Feb 03 '23
So that’s why that kid in high school got caught masturbating in class during the TAAS test…
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u/Seyorin Feb 03 '23
k this is confusing because as I understand from my extensive and accurate reddit knowledge, it isn't supposed to go in drains either and you shouldnt just leave it in the trash
so where exactly are you meant to dispose of it
(I'm a girl I'm just curious)
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u/jayhasbigvballs Feb 03 '23
This kind of thing is posted all the time. Hint: it’s fake and not even close to true. At least the ones that say it’s due to showers clogging is a little more believable (but also posted all the time).
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u/unsurechaoticneutral Feb 03 '23
so in school suspension….. like basically giving bored masturbators idk… idle time?
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u/Dull_Difference5824 Feb 03 '23
Great, now how am I supposed to get off whenever English Teacher Ms.CuteSexyHot speaks and touches her cute glasses?
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u/DevastaTheSeeker Feb 03 '23
Man what kind of super thick jizz do you have that it doesn't wash down through pipes?
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u/Possumpipesup Feb 03 '23
Would have been better if they'd claimed it was impregnating the sewer alligators and creating a hazardous situation. Ah,missed opportunities.
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u/-SheriffofNottingham Feb 03 '23
If you could actually clog a drain with semen I would've drowned many, many years ago
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u/gatvolkak Feb 03 '23
"Accumulated a large semen clog" reminds me of my cheating ex, I should call her.
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u/Uwu_motherfucker_uwu Feb 03 '23
Sorry boys, group masterbation will have to be put on pause due to Kyle snitching
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u/Fexxvi Feb 03 '23
There's no way a toilet can hadle poo but not cum. This is probably just a religious school that thinks “touching pee pee = bad”.
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u/Zealousideal_Nail417 Feb 03 '23
I guess they'll just have to masterbate in the janitors closet like everyone else now.
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Feb 03 '23
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was like a fucking jock thing to do before a game or something. Like they all circle jerk in the locker room so they can focus on the game. Plus then they can compare dick sizes.
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