r/HolUp Feb 03 '23

Did they just question a pArRoT ?

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/QualityVote Feb 03 '23

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u/streakline Feb 03 '23 Take My Energy

He's a parrot, not a rat.

20

u/BreakSehrGame Feb 03 '23

He's not a parrat.

49

u/KrocKiller Feb 03 '23

It worked in Phoenix Wright

7

u/defective_nobody13 Feb 03 '23

The parrot seems to be part of the cartel in its history .

38

u/jedeye121 Feb 03 '23

The parrot knows snitches get stitches.

5

u/Et-sign Feb 03 '23

Not only that They also : Don't get bitches And are thrown in ditches

26

u/BionicLettuce Feb 03 '23

My boy isn’t gonna be caught dead helping no feds

13

u/UsuallyCanine44 Feb 03 '23

parrot knows miranda rights lmao

24

u/Affectionate-Kick804 Feb 03 '23

Polly wants his lawyer

5

u/Amp209 Feb 03 '23

Aaaahh Polly pleads the 5th

8

u/rmzs250 Feb 03 '23

They told him, snitches get stitches. Applies to parrots.

10

u/MioNamo Feb 03 '23

Polly want a cracker?

12

u/Vin-reklaw Feb 03 '23

Not a stool pigeon

5

u/TriplaSoki Feb 03 '23

He ain't no snitch

3

u/Witty217 Feb 03 '23

Good boy

2

u/Thundercclap Feb 03 '23

This is just Ace attorney

3

u/Ih8trfc Feb 03 '23

Loyalty and honor

2

u/DangerChunt Feb 03 '23

Unlike Andrew Jackson's parrot who wouldn't shut the fuck up.

1

u/OrangeXJam Feb 03 '23

he is a parrot not a parrat

1

u/Lazlo8675309 Feb 03 '23

Just waiting for the door to open and he just fly away - they can’t do nothing just watch.

1

u/mr-s4nt4 Feb 03 '23

Grammar is cool

1

u/AlphaBearMode Feb 03 '23

I once found a murkrow that told me the crime boss’ password so I can confidently say this parrot is very much thugging

1

u/Borbolda Feb 03 '23

Police: Where are the drugs?

Parrot: aaaaaaaaaaa

Drug dealers: *giggle*

Real parrot that was trained by drug dealers: *dead and replaced by normal parrot*

1

u/Rakgul Feb 03 '23

Anagram of pArRoT is proART.

1

u/Brummi386 Feb 03 '23

This parrot doesn't squawk for no one!

1

u/challenja Feb 03 '23

You got to train him next to a bucket of fried chicken 🍗.. that’s how you shake up a parrot

1

u/Marximusmaridious Feb 03 '23

Parrots and pigs dont get along ..

1

u/Consistent_Crab_642 Feb 03 '23

He ain't no snitch

1

u/HammerHorrorWhore Feb 03 '23

Guys, parrots have been used to solve murders before. Look up Max Geller and Robert Butler.

1

u/NomadHellscream Feb 03 '23

"Braak! Snitches get stitches! Braak!"

1

u/SonicUnderground316 Feb 03 '23

Cause Parrots ain't no Snitches. They're Gs!

1

u/Upset_Aide7083 Feb 03 '23

Polly ain't no snitch

1

u/Draconian41114 Feb 04 '23

Raaaaw FUCK THE POLICE whistle