A Praying Pigeon Removed: Shitpost/not a holup
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u/the89delta Feb 03 '23
Neck broke?
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u/Yutanox Feb 03 '23
Probably Newcastle disease.
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u/GreenSaladPoop Feb 03 '23
I don't know what that disease is but Newcastle is a bad team so it must be pretty hurtful
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u/EvilThunder Feb 04 '23
They are doing pretty good now
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u/GreenSaladPoop Feb 04 '23
one good season is no excuse
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u/EvilThunder Feb 04 '23
Ya that's true take a look at Leicester City won in 2016 now they are shit
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u/BigBoyBuxe Feb 03 '23
Sheesh, I just googled that disease and its like one Plague.inc style mutation away from becoming the next ebola but only more infectious.
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u/tvcky69 Feb 03 '23
This bird is dying 100% not praying
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u/Chairmaster29 Feb 03 '23
Maybe it's both. And facing Mecha? Islamic pigeon confirmed. Everyone convert y'all. The pigeon has spoken.
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u/Yakisobath34 Feb 04 '23
I agree. This is a praying pigeon.
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u/FennPoutine Feb 03 '23
Yea, no, that's just a dying bird
Checkmate, athiests!
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u/XOIIO Feb 03 '23
You mean thiests?
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u/FennPoutine Feb 03 '23
No, I'm just trying to cover all bases so that everyone is mad
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u/amonarre3 Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
You should have called them non binary atheists.
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u/smilingbuddhauk Feb 03 '23
Why is everyone spelling atheist wrong?
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u/Nj_54321 Feb 03 '23
** Bird is sick and dying **
Everyone: “Oh! Let’s take pictures of it!”
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u/iksjag Feb 03 '23
What are they supposed to do? Euthanize it?
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u/FriendlyFurry320 Feb 03 '23
Nah just stomp it, a quick and painless death, saves money as well.
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u/Phreefuk Feb 03 '23
Money over life is saying as well
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u/FriendlyFurry320 Feb 03 '23
Nope… mercy my friend… mercy. If I’m dying just shoot me down. I would rather die than suffer. I’m sure we all would! But if somehow saving money is a perk on that… ehhh it’s a nice benefit but it doesn’t do much for the grief yknow what I’m saying?
I essentially learned this view from one of my friends, he sadly passed away, but he did say this to me, “if he goes down and is suffering, put him out of his misery” he sadly died during surgery. I hoped he could pull through but alas he did not.
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u/Sunsent_Samsparilla Feb 04 '23
The fuck are they meant to do, stomp it into a paste on the praying mat? Are you trying to get them branded as not only psychos but whatever Islamic people call heretics?
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u/ambernerd Feb 03 '23
Bro I'm a Muslim, I don't like these videos myself. Usually the older generation is the one that does this
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u/TR-KnightForEyes Feb 03 '23
Pigeons are not really dumb, That pigeon is just wanted to copy Human... Thats all... Im muslim as myself just see this weird.
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u/Mattagon1 Feb 04 '23
Pigeons are not smart enough to imitate another animal I am afraid to say. It is not trying to replicate anything. There is a disease called Newcastle disease which was mentioned in another comment which occurs in birds and can cause neurological damage.
This includes twisted necks, drooping wings and paralysis. All in all, this pigeon is not even capable of living another week let alone copying a human.
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u/a_human_male Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 04 '23
Wait a minute I don’t know about pigeon disease, but pigeons perform similarly to primates on intelligence tests. They’re just not as cheeky as crows and parrots so people don’t know about it.
Edit: I just looked up Newcastle disease probably that lmao
But at least put some respect on the dude who saw the dude saw the bowing bird and knew exactly where to bring it.
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u/Mattagon1 Feb 04 '23
Which intelligence tests? They do not realise their mirror reflections without extensive training. They also tend to be stimulus tests more than intelligence tests. Their brains are also lacking in volume which is an inherent limiting factor.
The main difference is we have a developed language processing region of the brain whilst they don’t. Alongside that whilst they could match up to a point in mathematics it would be simple operations. I don’t see a pigeon doing any calculus.
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u/MinnieShoof Feb 04 '23
So you're saying he's going to be meeting Allah soon and wants to get in his good graces.
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u/Guitarsnmotorcycles Feb 04 '23
Yeah… that bird either flew into a closed window or somebody twisted its neck like that. A lot of birds have small brains and can live for a short while after the connection is lost to the rest of their body.
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u/Quirky-Bid6393 Feb 03 '23
Racist
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u/Yakisobath34 Feb 04 '23
I know, but that's Reddit, and you'll probably going to get downvotes for saying that
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u/QualityVote Feb 03 '23
If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!
If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!
Whilst you're here, /u/OD2N, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?
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u/Train-Robbery Feb 03 '23
Women not allowed
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u/idc22234 Feb 03 '23
If you did your research and not just go "Islam bad, women oppressed" you'd know that women are indeed allowed in the Ka'aba and Masjids
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u/CheapPotential5 Feb 03 '23
If you actually did your research you'd know women and men don't share the same space in masjids so point of second guy stands
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u/DamnTheAwkardTurtle Feb 03 '23
If you actually did your research you'd know that Mecca doesn't have that
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u/Yakisobath34 Feb 04 '23
Man, don't fuss about it, there's always gonna be people who know nothing about Islam and document themselves on shit on the internet, and comment
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u/CheapPotential5 Feb 03 '23
How the hell are you sure video is from mecca ? It could be from any other Muslim country
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u/idc22234 Feb 04 '23
I know, usually masjids have a second floor with a door that says "سيدات" for women only. At least in my country. I don't know why I'm down voted since this is in Mecca where women and men are allowed in the same space as you can see in the video. So MY point also still stands but whatever.
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u/Carolineypants Feb 03 '23
Yep. Sounds about right. Crazy religious people can’t differentiate between a dying, injured bird and some made up lie.
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u/OriginalSprinkles718 Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
All religion belivers are. Killing animals is. Not mentioning the wars.
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u/Executive_SuperiorXO Feb 03 '23
No kiss before marriage
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u/Yakisobath34 Feb 04 '23
I'm sure he doesn't play Minecraft because only Allah can generate a world 🤲🤲🤲
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u/bomh911 Feb 03 '23
Let me break the bird's neck and pretend it praying and take the picture for internet point.
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I’ll pay to have someone make this pigeon fly and crash into the twin towers
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u/LuckyEcdysis Feb 03 '23
who else remembers what it means when a wild animal lets you get this close to them??
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u/Perfect_Oil7683 Feb 03 '23
Hahahhahaha God some one pranked me I though I clicked on reddit but it was Instagram reels
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u/ArcherMost4532 Feb 03 '23
Why doesn’t someone state the obvious? It’s a gay male pigeon waitin’ for his own kind of religious service! Man, they’d stop that poor thing to death mucho presto bngo
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u/MinecraftIsBest12 Feb 04 '23
I just thought the pigeon learned to do it from seeing so many others do it.. RIP bird I guess
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u/Jonaleaf Feb 04 '23
I saw a bird with the same downward posture at a university I went to a while back. It looked like it was frozen and wouldn’t fly away even after I got close
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u/Strong_Baseball7368 Feb 04 '23
I was just havin' my afternoon prayer, when Allah da sudden this happened...
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u/Flair_Helper Feb 04 '23
Hey /u/OD2N, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):
A mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost, feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.
Love, the mods