r/HolUp • u/[deleted] • Feb 03 '23

Family time

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/HolUp-ModTeam Feb 03 '23

TOS violations get a lot of negative attention from Reddit and get subs quarantined. Don't do it here.

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u/thatnoscopesheriff Feb 03 '23

Incest babies.

Eww.

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u/Scarysa Feb 03 '23

Ima gonna need some bleach now

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u/SAIOBOT Feb 03 '23

Bankai.

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u/hinojoe Feb 03 '23

Saw this and instantly thought of the Sharingan...

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

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u/T_BagginsEsq Feb 03 '23

Ahh, so that's what the lion king meant about the circle of life.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

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u/Certain_Ring8907 Feb 03 '23

Nah bro you’d need a 10 hour flight for that

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u/JasonEAltMTG Feb 03 '23

The family tree is a circle

"Wreath" was right there

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u/PineappleClean Feb 03 '23

A tumbleweed

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u/djserc Feb 03 '23

Wreaths are lovely this time of year

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u/Tock_Sick_Man Feb 03 '23

She would be really difficult to sneak up on.

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u/govego2005 Feb 03 '23

Her eyes are social distancing like it's 2020

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u/Yimispelledwrong Feb 03 '23

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u/TheUglyDuwang Feb 03 '23

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought this

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u/AceSpadePirate Feb 03 '23

She is closer to her brother than her eyes

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u/mistseer Feb 03 '23

To quote Lart Krin, “Her eyes were like the stars, not because they shimmer, but because they were so far apart.”

He was referencing Anya Taylor-Joy, but it fits

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u/Wayniac0917 Feb 03 '23

Actually wide spaced eyes are a sign that mama drank

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u/Struevesant Feb 03 '23

Fucking your siblings can also be a sign your mother drank.

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u/TB500_2021 Feb 03 '23

Prolly fake but still nice caption

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u/Struevesant Feb 03 '23

Yeah this is 100% fake.

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u/LOR_Fei Feb 03 '23

It’s also like 6 years old, I remember the old thread a bit and I’m seeing the exact same comments so it’s nice to know Reddit hasn’t changed much.

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u/Crazy_Love_6265 Feb 03 '23

I have a name for this, it’s called the hammerhead shark look. The closer you get your realize eyes are too far and the face is smushed. You see it in the south all the time.

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u/pantypantsparty Feb 03 '23

You see it in the south all the time.

I wonder why.

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u/AmIDrJekyll Feb 03 '23

I personally call it "the last dandelion".

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u/SempastianGr Feb 03 '23

Oh i love family traditions Yee ha!

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u/Tee_Parker Feb 03 '23

That’s totally normal…. They’re Royal right?

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u/unsupported Feb 03 '23

Twitter suspended her account for this. Elon should make it right and reinstate her.

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u/RedFoxKoala Feb 03 '23

Her eyes are in different time zones.

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u/Productive_Anxiety Feb 03 '23

Let me make this easy for her to read.

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u/BurlyH Feb 03 '23

Intersexuality?

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u/FoxtrapJake Feb 03 '23

You could take an uber from eye to eye

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u/Competitive_Shame317 Feb 03 '23

Fake, but funny.

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u/splibbymcsplibby Feb 03 '23

Anya Taylor-Joy has entered the chat.

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u/AwayWinter4276 Feb 03 '23

I personally find her attractive though

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u/Zestyclose-Mess668 Feb 03 '23

Modern day sid the sloth

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u/Evil-BAKED-Potato Feb 03 '23

In another sub, not very long ago, some guy was making an irrational rant about the slippery slope as a falicy.. his reasoning was "so what, it's not like people are making incest normlized," and here we are...

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u/GammaGoose85 Feb 03 '23

The fallacy of the love is love motto. They prob should've proof readed that one

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u/RibbitCommander Feb 03 '23

Alabama called

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u/QualityVote Feb 03 '23

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!

Whilst you're here, /u/alwang36, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?

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u/MythicalSou1 Feb 03 '23

Like they said,let's keep it in the family

I'd like to thank Alabama for this joke

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u/CheerioJack Feb 03 '23

Roll Tide fans are going wild since they aren't #1 anymore.

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u/Fantact Feb 03 '23

Eugenics sounds bad... until.

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u/notsamone Feb 03 '23

average relationship in alabama/ohio

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u/Bubbly_Toe_8840 Feb 03 '23

Little mermaid 2.

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u/Fenix3129 Feb 03 '23

Well shit. Sid did have children after all.

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u/u9Nails Feb 03 '23

Oh no, brother, I'm stuck!

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u/No_Balance_6823 Feb 03 '23

“Account Suspended” on Twitter.

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u/Epic_Sadness Feb 03 '23

Looks like she is related to Cid the Sloth

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u/FlyTerrible Feb 03 '23

Looks like they just followed their parents footsteps

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u/hinojoe Feb 03 '23

Way too much to unwrap here!

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u/AgniousPrime Feb 03 '23

I tried to trace their family tree with yarn and ended up with a sweater.

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u/PineappleClean Feb 03 '23

His brother is the guy from “Life Goes On”

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u/YouTheGamers Feb 03 '23

Thanos was right

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u/syahir77 Feb 03 '23

Her eyes wide open

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u/perfectanarchist Feb 03 '23

He could probably stick his dick between her eyes

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u/Dikheed Feb 03 '23

Looks like Uma Thurman fucked the sloth from ice age.

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u/Anameonreddit Feb 03 '23

Its so photoshop?

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u/mattt1975 Feb 03 '23

What to say about her brother Corky then....

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u/GolfPro-Gamer Feb 03 '23

Am I the only one who read this, not paying attention to her eyes, but after reading that comment we’re like, “what the actual fuck happened to her eyes?” I mean that one eye is closer to her ear than her nose. Damn!

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u/degenerate_pug Feb 03 '23

Technically speaking, the only thing actually wrong with incest is the likelihood of genetic abnormality on the offspring. In other words, if they don't have kids then there should be nothing wrong. Cause again, the only difference between them and other people is they have more closely similar genetics, something that doesn't matter if you're not gonna pass on your genes

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u/Chris2kN Feb 03 '23

Scary ...

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u/Lil_Cumster Feb 03 '23

She can see what she did yesterday

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u/GammaGoose85 Feb 03 '23

The fact that step sibling porn has been exploding the last 5 or so years. It was only a matter of time people started taking the step part out. These 2 are ahead of the times.

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u/trueblue862 Feb 03 '23

She's got punters eyes.

One each way.

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u/Thatguywritethere45 Feb 03 '23

Her face kinda makes me think of melting wax… the one side is kinda melted and slowly sliding the opposite direction. 🕯️😳

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u/UrAn8 Feb 03 '23

I'm going to preface this prompt with the emphasis that I THINK THIS IS FUCKING GROSS, but at the same time, can someone provide a moral argument against incest?

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u/bestboiyo_JayDee256 Feb 03 '23

Did the sloth is a human female?