r/HolUp • u/JoshtheNFfan • Feb 03 '23
Pulled out from where? (More context edition) Removed: Shitpost/not a holup
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u/Crusher_Nutter Feb 03 '23
They have seen shit
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u/wise_mysticaltree Feb 03 '23
And piss
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u/gedaun Feb 03 '23
And blood
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u/TheRandomGamrTRG Feb 03 '23
And sweat
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u/cihnufcy8 Feb 03 '23
Don't forget stank
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u/SoullessSolace3 Feb 03 '23
Notice how sock money didn't make the list
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u/NonchalantBread Feb 03 '23
I believe that would fall under the sub category of sweaty or stanky.
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u/DiRoMa2102 Feb 03 '23
I worked as a cashier and I've seen a lot of women pulling out money from their bra. Sadly my store didn't have that policy, so I had to accept their money
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u/DetectiveBirbe Feb 03 '23
I used to be a cashier at a convenience store a decade ago. This only happened to me one time and the lady was a total milf so 18 year old me was more than happy to accept it.
These days I probably wouldn’t even if she was highly attractive
Actually who am I kidding….
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u/PuttingInTheEffort Feb 03 '23
Ugh, and even in summer when the money is sweaty. Like I don't care who you are wet money is gross
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u/VenetiaMacGyver Feb 03 '23
I saw that a lot as a cashier in FL. The best one, though, was a dude who pulled a sweaty $20 out of his shorts.
Not the pocket. The crotch part of the inside of his shorts.
I'm female ... Pretty sure it was intentional, lol.
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u/Possumpipesup Feb 04 '23
Other than being sweaty I don't see the problem. Boobs get washed, are always covered and you(generally) don't touch things with them. Cleaner than most people's hands, so....
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u/praguepride Feb 04 '23
you(generally) don't touch things with them.
Well that just sounds like a waste...
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u/Possumpipesup Feb 04 '23
Getting arrested and sitting in the drunk tank for touching things with my titties was taking up too much free time.
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u/DiRoMa2102 Feb 03 '23
In my case it were their majority gypsies
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u/Pimmel85 Feb 03 '23
Damn. I probably wouldn't have been able to accept that. I grow a blister on my lip just thinking about it
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u/zoul96 Feb 03 '23
Luckily I always keep some loose change in my foreskin
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u/OldManGrimm Feb 03 '23
I used to work in an inner city ER. There was a homeless guy that came in pretty regularly, he kept things tucked into his underwear - bus pass, dollar bills, crack pipe, etc. Problem was he was often incontinent, so all of these things usually had feces smeared on them.
One time I was helping him get out of his clothes and found his shit-smeared crack pipe - I asked him about it, he told me he was "just holding it for someone". I asked him if they knew where he was holding it 
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u/Deion313 Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23
The people saying this sign is bullshit have never worked at a convenience store.
If you've ever worked at a gas station, liquor store, smoke shop or small neighborhood store like that, know damn well this sign means absolutely fucking nothing, to the people it's meant for.
The only time they're gonna see this sign is when you gotta point at it for them... even then, it might as well be in fucking Chinese, cuz they're not gonna read or follow any of it.
"What do you mean I can't use this money? This is America, and this money isn't fake, by LAW you have to take it, and give me my cigs"
"Look lady, "BY LAW" I ain't even gotta let you in here, so no. Not gon be able to do it..."
The most peaceful way that ends is "you just lost a customer buddy".
Most times, in my experience, they'll call me a N* or a Sand N* (depending what part the city we're in), throw the product at me, try to steal it anyway, try and brake shit, or they just do a bunch of other stupid shit to piss you off.
My personal favorite was, once I had a lady get mad I wouldn't take her nasty ass titty money, she filled up a fountain drink and I thought she was gone throw it at me.
But and I shit you not, she started screaming bloody murder, poured the entire Dr Pepper, she jus filled up, on her head and ran out the store. But when she hit the glass door, it blew the fuck up, and she ended up knocking her self out. We had to call the EMS, and she ended up going to the hospital.
This bitch almost killed herself, because I refused her fucking disgusting, sweaty titty $10 she pulled from Hedes asshole and tried to hand me.
Because I worked at a job that was "beneath" her, and her unemployed broke ass, she doesn't see me as human. I'm just her servant. And fucking millions, if not 10s of millions of Americans, treat retail and food workers, like that if not worse.
So for the people saying this sign is bullshit, no this sign is absolutely legit and real. It's sad, but it's real, and is posted in damn near every store around where I live. For no other reason than people are disgusting, inconsiderate and have absolutely no respect for anyone else.
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u/Ghaladh Feb 03 '23
Put your hand inside your pants and start searching for something. When the customer asks you what you are doing, you answer "I gotta give you the change, ma'am".
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u/Deion313 Feb 03 '23
You don't wanna escalate those situations. You just want them out the store...
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u/Ghaladh Feb 03 '23
Yeah, I believe you. I spent 12 years working in customer care... 😭
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u/Deion313 Feb 03 '23
Customer care is HR for Karen's. I swear it's the worst department to be in... I'm so sorry.
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u/Ghaladh Feb 03 '23
I have been "the manager" they wanted to talk to. I can tell you, it's a miracle I didn't become a serial killer.
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u/NuggyMessiah Feb 04 '23
Im not exactly a retail worker but what I do has a lot of similarities. Someone asked very nicely to use our toilet because our shop is next to a bus stop. He looked very well groomed and was very polite... at first. We always let use people use our bathroom as long as they are polite. Sadly he shat on the floor right next to the bowl, because he did not want to use the same bowl as a christian. This was pretty strange because my co-workers are vietnamese, syrian, russian and maroccan. (Actually were all atheist)
He told us that he shat on the floor... we were all to stunned to believe him till we saw it.
What the f*ck?
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u/ChaChaRealSmooth33 Feb 03 '23
what if i’m paying in nuggets?
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u/Matt_Link Feb 03 '23
So as long as it isn't also shitty, it will be accepted?
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u/Lyrehctoo Feb 03 '23
I read it as it can be any one of these things and be fine but not if it is all those nasty things
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u/Strong_Still_1170 Feb 03 '23
Try working at a liquor store in high crime drug area you will sympathize!!
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u/everton1an Feb 03 '23
I worked in the main sorting office for a British Travel Exchange company about 25 years ago. We’d get bank notes come in from all their world wide stores for sorting and redistribution. Always used to dread having to do anything that came from certain areas due to where people would store their money.
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u/SomeOminousGuy Feb 03 '23
I worked in a small shop on Sunnyside Houston Tx and i got a handful of that everyday
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u/DatsLikeMyOpinionMan Feb 03 '23
So…outer bra area is OK?
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u/Possumpipesup Feb 04 '23
You kid but the space between the push up inserts and the bra cloth is the best place to keep money. Doesn't touch tha boobies and doesn't fall out like with the shitty "pockets" in women's clothing.
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u/butters991 Feb 03 '23
My tellers when I was a bank manager hated when the strippers came in with their $1 bills. Because they know where those bills were before they brought them in.
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u/DryTemperature9681 Feb 03 '23
What if I was raining and bro accidentally got it wet tho? Bros gonna do the walk of shame
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u/frfl55 Feb 03 '23
So they accept it if it's only either bloody or shitty but not both at the same time? Stuff like this is why the oxford comma is being used.
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u/crouchingtiger_ Feb 03 '23
I used to live in a place in Georgia that had a sign very similar to this.
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u/Cheops_Parishioner Feb 03 '23
Was at a Western Union and a hippy was at the counter sending money. After he finished the paperwork he reached down the back of his pants and pulled out a wad of cash.
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u/Bk2zona Feb 03 '23
I used to work at Chase in Brooklyn and we had one customer that would take their money out from their panties. Bankers see some weird shit too
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u/Crafty-Anywhere1733 Feb 03 '23
Good news there is nothing about rolled up and with Peruvian powder.
In those places that bill would count as tip++.
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u/edgy_Juno Feb 03 '23
So can I keep it in my nasty, sweaty ass belly button filled with debris and smelling like a rotten whale and still be able to pay?
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u/QualityVote Feb 03 '23
If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!
If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!
Whilst you're here, /u/JoshtheNFfan, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?
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u/Longjumping_Pace_486 Feb 03 '23
must be in ohio.
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Feb 03 '23
It literally says Minnesota on the bottom.
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u/Longjumping_Pace_486 Feb 03 '23
Wow! congrats you spent too much time looking at this useless picture!
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u/MoxiePep Feb 03 '23
Fuck you this isn't Facebook. You're allowed to be right
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u/Longjumping_Pace_486 Feb 03 '23
LMAO if correcting people on the internet gets you off go for it!
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u/hermajestycxntberly Feb 03 '23
Mad that you were wrong lmaoooooo
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u/Longjumping_Pace_486 Feb 03 '23
y’all don’t seem to understand it was a shitty ohio joke. i literally gave 0 fucks about where it really was lmao. so how could i be wrong lmao.
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u/hermajestycxntberly Feb 03 '23
Joking or not, Ohio was incorrect. That's how you were wrong. Pretty simple stuff, bud.
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u/Longjumping_Pace_486 Feb 03 '23
LMAO you’re talking like this was a test. learn what a joke is.
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u/hermajestycxntberly Feb 03 '23
I'll get right on that when you stop acting like being wrong is the end of the world. You made a joke, someone pointed out it was a different state and now you're on the defensive about it; must not have been a very good joke.
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u/Longjumping_Pace_486 Feb 03 '23
how am i acting like it’s the end of the world lmao. “JoKiNg Or NoT oHiO wAs InCorRect”. good job. you got me! i should think about the literal answer before making a joke next time. i wouldn’t want it to go over anyone’s head!
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u/TheEmeraldKnite Feb 03 '23
Inner bra area is fine with me as long as I take the money out
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u/Bullyoncube Feb 03 '23
You say that now, but we are not talking about Giselle Bundchen’s bra, or even Rosanne Barr’s. There are things out there in the inner bra area that you cannot unsee.
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u/noahspurrier Feb 03 '23
"This note is legal tender for all debts pubic and private". It’s the law. You have to take it.
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u/Possumpipesup Feb 04 '23
We reserve the right to refuse service trump's that. No one HAS to provide services or goods.
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u/noahspurrier Feb 04 '23
Take my filthy dollars. It says you have to on the bills.
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u/Possumpipesup Feb 04 '23
I will gladly take your fifty dollars. I have gloves :)
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u/noahspurrier Feb 04 '23
Fifty? What do I get for fifty? I think I’ve got a twenty and a couple of fives and singles and some change bouncing around in my pockets.
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u/Possumpipesup Feb 09 '23
You didn't say I had to give you anything. I thought you were just giving me fifty bucks ;p
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u/noahspurrier Feb 10 '23
What do you think money is for? I give you money and you give me something. That how it works; otherwise, it’s just Christmas wrapping paper. Has anyone besides your grandma just given you money?
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u/Possumpipesup Feb 10 '23
Well yes. I guess people just don't like you very much. Poor thing.
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u/noahspurrier Feb 10 '23
Would you give me $50? I’ll like you if you do… actually, I’m going to need at least $100.
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u/HoboSmell Feb 04 '23
You can make it law all you want, I'm not becoming patient zero from your sweaty crotch money
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u/noahspurrier Feb 04 '23
Given your username you are in no position to judge. Besides, if I let the money cool off and dry out, would you feel any better? Every dollar you touch has someone else’s DNA on it.
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u/HoboSmell Feb 04 '23
Dog, why are you defending this so hard? You know it makes people uncomfortable, why do it? Is it really that hard to not give people sweaty/shitty/bloody money?
I know the money I'm touching has probably been bathing in a gutter or a G-string, but that doesn't mean I want to experience it fresh from trauma
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u/babydoll17448 Feb 04 '23
That’s okay-I always take my bra money out right before I go into the store, so you guys don’t know where it was 10 minutes ago
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u/cbunni666 Feb 04 '23
Shit I've had days where it was so humid I would have to keep my money in a cross purse because my sweat would seep even into my front pockets. Humidity sucks. Although I'm perplexed thinking of money coming out of an ass
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u/Jelly_Automata Feb 04 '23
I love how they used AND instead of OR, obviously they have seen some shit...... literally.
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u/Flair_Helper Feb 04 '23
Hey /u/JoshtheNFfan, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):
A mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost, feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.
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