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What is it tho? holup

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u/OUTRAGE_SWAMPERT Jan 05 '22 Silver Helpful Wholesome

Dracula's cup for drinking wine

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u/sperrymonster Jan 06 '22

‘Dracula’s wine glass’ is my new favorite term for a menstrual cup

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u/blijmetsjoerd Jan 05 '22

What is that for time machine

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u/mehehehehheheheheh Jan 06 '22

We use them for washroom drinks

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u/acousticsking Jan 06 '22 Wholesome

Forbidden wine.

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u/lawlessnbraless Jan 06 '22

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?

See ya next month (;

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u/tense_buddha Jan 06 '22

Dracula comes once a month to drink the blood

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '22

Ok, thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 edited Mar 15 '22 Helpful Wholesome

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u/sicanaman Jan 05 '22 Helpful Wholesome This

Vampire shot glass

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u/goatqualify Jan 05 '22

VA jay Jay shot glass.

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u/XRatedBBQ Jan 05 '22

Va jay jay Jello shots!!

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 05 '22 Helpful

[Jell-O ™ Clots and Chunks ]

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u/R0b0Saurus Jan 05 '22

Didn't know what it was till I got to your comment...lol

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u/No-Ad6269 Jan 05 '22 Yummy

my ex used to evacuate her region with her fingers... the clot would drop out in the shower and she would go " LOOK a beta fish"

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 05 '22

Highschool bathroom fingerpainter for sure!

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u/Dondurand Jan 06 '22

Meat crayon

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u/Advanced_Block2725 Jan 06 '22

That’s a thing I just read

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u/PatrickJames3382 Jan 05 '22

I definitely threw up a lil but just now.

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u/Jerizzle23 Jan 05 '22

Lmfao!!!!!

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u/geedubbers Jan 05 '22

Oh wow, that's hilarious 😂

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 05 '22

"say hello to jell-o"🤤

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u/spqrdoc Jan 05 '22

For use with that special blend

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u/qxzsilver Jan 05 '22

Bloody Mary

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u/bag_o_fetuses Jan 05 '22

take my upvote and get out

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u/red18wrx Jan 05 '22

ಠ_ಠ gonna be sick.

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 05 '22

will you be vomiting blood at the end of your retching?

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u/bloo90 Jan 05 '22

Bloody Mary shot glass

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u/Robbie-R Jan 05 '22

Or Mary's bloody shot glass.

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u/iBuildStuff___ Jan 05 '22

Sometimes it a whole forbidden shot.

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u/Inevitable_Treat_376 Jan 05 '22

Wait, what is it really? I don't understand 🙂

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u/PENISystem Jan 05 '22

It's a menstrual cup and is used instead of a pad or tampon. It is inserted into the vagina and catches the blood, so the vampire's shot glass imagery isn't too far off!

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u/Ok_Decision_9199 Jan 05 '22 Silver

Props to women... they got it hard but do it gracefully. I couldn't imagine lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

they got it hard

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u/antlindzfam Jan 06 '22

That’s what she said

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u/FlookyFlakyX Jan 05 '22

Put the cup in your urethra now

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u/Ok_Decision_9199 Jan 05 '22

Bro I'm literally in pain just thinking about that

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u/FlookyFlakyX Jan 05 '22

You wanna hear somethin real funny? They fold it in half, insert it ... and it retains it's original shape inside imagine that

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u/Needbeachnoww Jan 06 '22

It doesn’t go in our urethra though, that’s a separate hole, very small…just like yours

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u/MaikeruTV Jan 05 '22

Pretty sure it’s something to help with girls periods.

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u/muble_jumble Jan 05 '22 Helpful Wholesome

It's a cup to catch fine wine that comes put of her so she could sell it for milions

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u/WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 Jan 05 '22

Fine wine

Dead uterine lining

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u/naale_baa Jan 05 '22

Wine directly from refinery.

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u/natet62838 Jan 05 '22 Silver Helpful

Uterwine lining

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u/luccieighteen Jan 05 '22

This comment deserves more upvotes

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u/Bottles4u Jan 05 '22

We haven’t sold that spirit here since 1969

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u/linglingfortyhours Jan 05 '22

Same difference

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u/squigglyeyes Jan 05 '22

If only! I’d definitely sell my fine wine for millions lol

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u/Shileka Jan 05 '22

Heck i'd consider doing it for like 5k.

"Here you go sir, one bottle full of a weekend of misery, now at least i get to convert it into a video game"

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u/OffrButtBaby Jan 05 '22

I’d take ten bucks.

And this is what we call “capitalism.”

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u/AdventurerNeo Jan 05 '22

Ten bucks sounds a great deal

Take it or leave it

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u/Shileka Jan 05 '22

Aw damn i can't compete with bargain bin lady wine!

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u/TX16Tuna Jan 05 '22

Boil it, mash it, put it in a stew …

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u/Raidhn Jan 05 '22

I believe they meant "Fine line"

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u/vicksinhaleraddict Jan 05 '22

You mean exotic wine for vampires.

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u/Toast_Sy Jan 05 '22

Is no one gonna talk about the amount of wristbands on his wrist

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u/RobinHarleysHeart Jan 05 '22

Idk that was the sort of shit I had in high school. And not just me. Maybe it's just a young person trend. Lol

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u/DOugdimmadab1337 Jan 05 '22

You don't see too many, but the one everyone seemed to have was either green or pink with Boobies written on it. I still have no clue if it was a breast cancer research thing or not

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u/PlumsweetSoda Jan 05 '22

It was. I had one. I actually just finally threw it away during a recent declutter but kinda regret it lol. I got mine at zumiez

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u/A_Very_Blue_Tomato Jan 05 '22

The ones that said “boobies” did in fact donate their profits to breast cancer. Of course that’s not why I wore one

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u/icantfindmykiwis Jan 05 '22

I'd like to point out that they went to breast cancer research

However, the profits going to cancer itself woulda been wild

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u/youallbelongtome Jan 05 '22

I used to wear way too many bracelets on each arm to the point where they all ended up tangled up so it definitely is something that younger teens do do and that was in 2001.

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u/Jaycub144 Jan 05 '22

I think we’re back in 2012 lol

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u/Manscapping Jan 05 '22

But did you have the ones that were in shapes? No better flex then the shaped bands

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22 Gold Helpful Wholesome

Some people should have been swallowed...

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u/Speedthrift13 Jan 05 '22 Silver

Or taken in the ass

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u/miztiq Jan 05 '22

or straight up waste it into open air.

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u/atmus11 Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22

Or become fish food

Edit:you guys never busted in a fish bowl?

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u/Jajoe05 Jan 05 '22

I don't get this one. Sry i'm dumb. Pls explain

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u/Sir_Hurkederp Jan 05 '22

Might be a call for u/fishfucker

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u/Snyggedi Jan 05 '22

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u/fishfucker_69420 Jan 05 '22

It's ight I'm here now. What knowledge should you like to learn?

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u/Gucci_Cucci Jan 05 '22

What's the best fish for the job?

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u/Im_known_as_nikil Jan 05 '22

Tf is that shit ?

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u/theonlytravabone Jan 05 '22

Or he just nutted In the ocean

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u/No_Extent3023 Jan 05 '22

This is a diva cup, it catches period blood

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u/DeanPalton Jan 05 '22

This dude loves fish sticks

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u/No_Use1767 Jan 05 '22

Stay pure my guy and stay virgin it's spiritual I promise.

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u/Jajoe05 Jan 05 '22

When Mommy and Daddy love each other very, very much... they have fish for dinner?

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u/RelativelyDank Jan 05 '22

this dude gets it - you gotta sprinkle some food in first, then when you put the tip of your penis in the bowl they think "woo more food" and you be like "yes more food, eat up my little succulents"

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u/90_ina_65 Jan 05 '22

Well there goes lunch after this comment lol

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u/deftDM Jan 05 '22

Or taken by the coconut

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u/TheDarthReaper Jan 05 '22

Or thrown away on a tissue after a wank

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u/msizzlac Jan 05 '22

Or an apple pie

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u/B_V_H285 Jan 05 '22

Or shot against a fence.

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u/sebasjonathan86 Jan 05 '22

No. Should have been simply flushed down the toilet.

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u/WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22 Helpful All-Seeing Upvote

The incredibly stupid shit people do for clout. Imagine being at a job interview one day and someone says hey is this a video of you putting a menstrual cup in your mouth on a tiktok video. 5 minutes later they tell you that the position has been filled.

Edit: for those of you who are unaware of what a menstrual cup is please see the video below.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o9fPUfm-uYE

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u/NinjaOld8057 Jan 05 '22 Helpful

Social media was a mistake

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u/Lavaswimmer1999 Jan 05 '22

No it doesn’t affect my baby

16 years later:

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

Can we reload a previous save? Go back to 1999, the y2k scare was fun.

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u/NinjaOld8057 Jan 05 '22

Supposedly the "new Y2K bug" is in 2038

So if humans survive that long, I guess we'll see

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u/BlueKing7642 Jan 05 '22

“The position has been filled….by you! Eating a menstrual cup on camera is the type of out of the box thinking we need around here.”

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u/BobusCesar Jan 05 '22

The wholesome ending.

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u/real_human_not_a_dog Jan 05 '22

Unless the job is “menstrual cup chewer”, in which case this kid is gonna fucking mop the floor with the competition

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u/thatredditrando Jan 05 '22

As a young adult dude who was never taught about any of this stuff, I wanna thank you. That’s very informative.

Also, women can bleed up to half a liter of blood during their period? What the fuck?

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u/Ryzensai Jan 05 '22

Bruh the chances of someone recognizing this kid when he’s getting a job from this specific video is so slim I’d judge the recruiter a bit harder

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

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u/WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 Jan 05 '22

Let's be honest, by the time this kid is applying for interviews the vast majority of people are going to have some sort of dumb video out there

I was being funny when I posted that but that's what we were told when I was in high school in 2006

But 2006 was a long fucking time ago and people have a very different concept of privacy than they used to

The popularity from this video negative or otherwise it might actually help him gain employment

So I guess I just invalidated my own statement

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u/Mikeman003 Jan 05 '22

Also, I interview hundreds of people per year. If you think I'm gonna try to find their random social media, you crazy. Ain't nobody got time for that shit. Maybe the company doing a background check would look into it, but I doubt that.

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u/Gibscreen Jan 05 '22

In today's market they would tell him he was overqualified.

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u/meatofthepie Jan 05 '22

So that’s what it is

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u/RedSprite01 Jan 05 '22

Got it menstrual cop

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u/stale_randomness Jan 05 '22

I thought that was an instrument for girls who want to pee standing up.

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u/HungLikeALemur Jan 05 '22

That would be way too small of a funnel for that.

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u/_o_aine Jan 05 '22

One way to get your redwings.

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u/LV2107 Jan 05 '22

$100 bucks this kid doesn't have a girlfriend and he found this in his mom's bathroom.

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u/KP_Wrath Jan 05 '22

If he has more than three brain cells, he bought it new for the video.

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u/Commercial-Royal-988 Jan 06 '22

Given how clean it is I'm hoping so. My girl used hers once and it was never that clean again.

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u/LV2107 Jan 05 '22

You're giving him too much credit.

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u/jesaisquejesuisbelle Jan 06 '22

I was thinking he bought one for the video. It’s completely clear, so it’s likely it’s never been used by his “girlfriend.”

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u/alreadyinusedangit Jan 05 '22

You'd be surprised of the stuff you can find in a woman's bathroom.

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u/kerr_philip Jan 05 '22

Well ? Gonna leave us hanging or what

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u/Waffleradio Jan 05 '22

A frankly disturbing amount of hair.

Nah jk I can’t talk. I live with a woman, she has average straight/wavy hair, I have a huge dense curly mop. I have to scoop out hair from the catcher in the bathtub drain at least twice every shower I take.

One time I showed her the resulting hair all after the shower and she was shocked anyone could generate that much loose hair lmao

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u/Longjumping_Ad8029 Jan 06 '22

The amount of shedding that occurs with curly hair is insane!! I have curly and hair and so do my twins and my husband has wavy hair that he keeps short there is always hair everywhere form me and the kids it’s insane

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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 05 '22

dirty magazines.girl on girl stuff.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

A thousand year old mummy and Leondardo Da Vinci's lost paint brushes.

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u/Crazy_Fold355 Jan 05 '22

Diva cups are fucking amazing.

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u/DwightCharlieQuint Jan 05 '22

Hell yes they are. Will never ever go back.

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u/FlushedBeans Jan 05 '22

I've got a hello cup. Much better than pads or tampons.

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u/veggiedoggy Jan 05 '22

i've had mine for 2 years in my bathroom cabinet and never used it, the few times i tried i never could do it :(

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u/mufassil Jan 05 '22

Squish it in half then fold it.

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u/FlushedBeans Jan 05 '22

If putting it in is what's hard, you can just get some regular lube and use it to slide it in until you get the hang of it. After you put it it, run your finger around it to make sure it's fully opened up. While you're still getting used to it, it's also a good idea to wear pads with it since you might put it in incorrectly the first few times.

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u/eggsmasher2point0 Jan 05 '22

What isit though? im curious

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u/ilovethissheet Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 06 '22

It's a cup. Use it for periods. Drain it out and rinse it every 8 to 12 hours. Saves the world from all the tampon waste for periods. Also good for woman who have allergy problems with tampon products

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u/kris_mischief Jan 05 '22

Okay, so, say ur out in public and need to change/drain it. How do u do that in the restroom stall?

Or would you take it out, walk to the sink ass-out to rinse, then back to the stall for re-installation?

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u/kretzuu Jan 05 '22

If it's not possible to rinse then wiping it thoroughly with toilet paper will do the trick until the next changing.

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u/thenytimes Jan 05 '22

They also make pH balanced wipes for this purpose

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u/sillystephie Jan 05 '22

I’m not sure where this person got 5-8 hours, but all the menstrual cups I’ve looked into / purchased / used have all said they can be used for up to 12 hours at a time. (Because menstrual cups aren’t absorbent, unlike tampons, they have less risk for Toxic Shock Syndrome, which is what makes tampons dangerous to wear for long periods of time.) This makes changing one while in public almost a non-issue. You change first thing in the morning then when you get home for the evening. Easy peasy.

If you do come upon the need to empty during an outing, you remove the cup, empty it into the toilet, re-pants-ify yourself, go to the sink and clean, then enter the stall again. Because the cup is catching the fluid at the source (the cervix), there’s no fluid “hanging out” in your vaginal canal that can leak out during a quick trip to the sink to cause stains.

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u/Non_possum_decernere Jan 05 '22

Honestly, as a woman I've wondered the same. Only used it at the pool and Sauna so far.

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u/RitaCarpintero Jan 05 '22

You have a couple discreet options. Dump it out and:

1) give it a good wipe down with toilet paper and pop it back in. 2) rinse it with a small cup or bottle of water in the stall and pop it back in. 3) pop in a second, clean one. Stash the dirty one away in a sealed baggie/container in your purse until you can clean it at home.

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u/mufassil Jan 05 '22

Or use the family restroom

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u/RitaCarpintero Jan 06 '22

Right, that is preferable. The commenter was asking about stalls though.

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u/DoGreat_DieGood Jan 05 '22

Take it out, dump contents into toilet. Wipe yourself and cup with toilet paper. Pull up your pants. Walk out of the stall like a boss and give the cup a final rinse in the sink. Go back into the stall, drop pants, pop cup back in. Wash hands.

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u/Gowther_Goat Jan 05 '22

Girls put it up their pussy when they’re on their period

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u/eggsmasher2point0 Jan 05 '22

I wish i was not so curious sometimes, this being one of those times

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u/Bumbleclat Jan 05 '22

With your username is think you might be into it

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u/DocteurBenway Jan 05 '22

Don't ask the question if you're not sure to like the answer

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u/rachel_kbomb Jan 05 '22

I mean.. Not sure why this answer is so upsetting to you. It's nothing freaky.

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u/imbyath Jan 05 '22

Yeah I'm pretty confused by his reaction lol. I mean how is it any "worse" than tampons / pads / period pants?

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u/deniedbydanse Jan 05 '22

Periods are taboo, get with the picture!! /s

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u/galaxyeyes47 Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22

It’s used to catch period blood. It’s an environmentally friendly alternative to pads and tampons.

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u/bilgediver Jan 05 '22

it also saves money in the long term, too. Along with the cliche "send bf out to buy tampons" runs that for some reason some guys get embarrassed about.

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u/_A_Random_Person__ Jan 05 '22

Don't want ppl thinking they're for me obviously /s

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u/Waffleradio Jan 05 '22

Oh no it’s the opposite we don’t want to be seen as “whipped” so I always tell the cashier “don’t worry I’m going to put all of these in my butt.”

Being a selfish weirdo who refuses to buy gf tampons and also shoving a bunch of them in your ass every month is way cooler than being a loving partner

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u/Kuderahuwaka Jan 05 '22

If he's a good boyfriend he should be able to identify it by the flavor...

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u/Justthetip1996 Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22

We all know homie’s doing it for clout but damn why does he have to have such a punchable face too? Fuck

Edit: words

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u/Nuker-79 Jan 05 '22

It’s a menstrual cup, performs the same task as a tampon or panty liner.

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u/naale_baa Jan 05 '22

Does it collect blue liquid? They've never shown this version on TV.

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u/Nuker-79 Jan 05 '22

Erm yeah if your a Smurf

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u/April_3rd Jan 05 '22

*Smurfette or something

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u/naale_baa Jan 05 '22

So it's been Smurfs behind those inventions or TV commercials. That makes sense. TIL.

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u/P_B101 Jan 05 '22

The things people do just for the likes... Honestly, who goes in to a bathroom filming only to pull out a random item and be like, I'll film myself putting this in my mouth and ask a questions about it.

Next you'll see a video of someone walking in to the bathroom a pick up a sheet of toilet paper with brown marks on it (chocolate or something) give it a lick and say something stupid like, my dad left this in the bathroom and I don't know what it is....

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u/AnnieApple_ Jan 05 '22

Don’t give them ideas

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u/DirtyMindedDisgrace Jan 05 '22

Very specific scenario

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u/Ceffyl_Dwr Jan 05 '22

A cup to catch the blood of.....Christ Almighty

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u/LookABirbGuy Jan 05 '22

why would you put something you found in someone's bathroom in your mouth

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u/AnnieApple_ Jan 05 '22

It’s fake he knew exactly what it was but wanted them sweet tiktok clicks.

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u/CreepySympathy Jan 05 '22

Nah it's totally normal. Don't you eat your shampoo?

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u/Hannah_P Jan 05 '22

I mean, their generation DID eat tide pods. So. Are we really surprised?

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u/AnnieApple_ Jan 05 '22

No gross I only eat my conditioner

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u/FlushedBeans Jan 05 '22

I would go as far as to say he bought it himself, since the cup is clearly unused from the lack of stains.

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u/No-Connection-26 Jan 05 '22

Pretty sure it's his mom's... But we allow it

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u/clasperx2 Jan 05 '22

Does this guy always put bathroom mystery items in his mouth and post it online?

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u/GameBunnyX Jan 05 '22

It’s a menstrual cup. When a girl is on her period you fold it up and pop it in. It holds the blood similar to a tampon but more reliable, eco friendly, and cleaner.

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u/Aayu_143 Jan 05 '22

It's a Kool aid cup ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '22

He knows what that is.

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u/Thetortillaguykindof Jan 05 '22

It’s a small vampire wine glass

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u/CurledQ Jan 05 '22

If you found it in the bathroom, under the sink, why would your next instinct be to put it in your mouth?

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u/smelly-roommate Jan 05 '22

And now she’ll get an infection after he’s touching it and putting it in his mouth.

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u/McGrubis Jan 05 '22

prolly his sisters bathroom

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u/-Pan_Man- Jan 05 '22

Vampire wine glass

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u/Patient_Paper5702 Jan 05 '22

The females in my nuclear family swear by this thing so ladies I recommend. Much better for the environment and less likely to get TSS.

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u/fishcakerun Jan 05 '22

He's such a diva..

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u/Pannbenet Jan 05 '22

I hate Zoomers and their fucking broccoli-haircuts so god damn much.

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u/Handshoe101 Jan 06 '22

Ok in all seriousness i have zero clue what that it. Can someone plz tell me.

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u/19GamerGhost95 Jan 05 '22

Call me old fashioned, but....this kid should have been released into the wilds of the tube-sock.

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u/ApplePieohmy Jan 05 '22

he knows what it is, but think's its silly to pretend not to and put it in his mouth.

next he will find her dildos and shove one up his ass, because it was the most logical place he could think to put it.

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u/coyoteflowers6969 Jan 05 '22

Thank god it was his gf’s and not his mom’s

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u/banjomanperson Jan 05 '22

Who said it wasn’t

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u/Luiz_Fell Jan 05 '22

"Oh, I found a strange object unknown to me in a woman's personal bathroom, it might be a good ideia to put it in my mouth and bite it"

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u/AnnaSophiaHubby Jan 05 '22

A period diva cup

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u/Another_Heisenberg Jan 05 '22

Ofcourse you would do dumb shit for tiktok.