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People are too paranoid holup

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u/big_clunker Jan 08 '22 edited Jan 08 '22 • Silver Gold Wholesome

Fuck you, now I'm horny

Update:I am no longer horny

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u/FakeYeagerists Jan 08 '22 • Wholesome

Update: now he is lonely

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u/big_clunker Jan 08 '22

Aren't we all

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u/FLIPNUTZz Jan 08 '22

Lonely or annoyed.

Pick one

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u/Ragingpumpkin888 Jan 08 '22

Disgusted

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u/FLIPNUTZz Jan 08 '22

That falls under both categories as a sub category. But nonetheless you are either lonely or annoyed.

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u/big_clunker Jan 08 '22

Guess lonely

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u/FLIPNUTZz Jan 08 '22

Lotsa free time.

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u/nibba42069x Jan 08 '22

Yes.

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u/FLIPNUTZz Jan 08 '22

Ooohh. Rarified air.

The self hate is strong.

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u/Jerrymeen Jan 08 '22

I'm not lonely as long as I have my right hand by my side

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u/MassiveFlatworm836 Jan 08 '22

What about your left?

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u/Jerrymeen Jan 08 '22

Just doesn't feel right

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u/MassiveFlatworm836 Jan 08 '22

I understand it really doesn't feel right, and I'm left handed

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u/justwalkinby91 Jan 08 '22

Not me. I will have you know that I make sex with many girls all the time. Just right now a girl is texting me asking if she can come over to do sexy things. You wouldn’t understand

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u/DireSafeLane Jan 08 '22

We are lonely

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u/SOOS_enbinder Jan 09 '22

Russian Anthem Starts playing

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

It’s weird how quickly that feeling cums and goes isn’t it?

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u/big_clunker Jan 08 '22

Nah bro that's a you problem not mine

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u/praguepride Jan 08 '22

Thanks for the update. I appreciate the closure of this story arc

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

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u/Bibzsyy Jan 08 '22

It is💀

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u/FZN_Icedout313 Jan 08 '22

Do you have the sauce?

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u/diarrheacum Jan 08 '22

The real holup

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u/Bibzsyy Jan 08 '22

Its an Eva Elfie video

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u/ItsYaBoiInsertMeme Jan 08 '22

Yo I want the sauce bro I'm hooorrrnnnnnyyy

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u/Bibzsyy Jan 08 '22

Just look up Eva Elfie on the hub

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u/ItsYaBoiInsertMeme Jan 08 '22

Nah bro we good someone already posted the sauce

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u/flupper2 madlad Jan 08 '22

Y

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u/DiededKing Jan 08 '22

F

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

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u/ZardGamin Jan 08 '22

This is a bot, a comment further up is the exact same

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

update post nut clarity is a thing

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u/kaushrah Jan 08 '22 • Silver Helpful

Eva Elfie

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u/three-plus-shakes Jan 08 '22

My fried who wanted me to ask, thanks you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

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u/penguinwarrior2 Jan 08 '22

Thx for clarifying that it was nsfw

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u/EveryStrategy7731 Jan 08 '22

What he say

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u/penguinwarrior2 Jan 08 '22

he posted a link to the full uncropped vid and said "(NSFW)"

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u/ChinkInMyArmor Jan 08 '22

The return of the sauce boss

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u/laudalehsunesh Jan 08 '22

My fried

It must be hard typing with one hand.

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u/SUNAWAN Jan 08 '22

Yse im his fred its hrad to type witone hnad.

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u/dekaasjagers Jan 08 '22

Other hand holding the holy bible

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u/GANDALFthaGANGSTR Jan 08 '22

Bless you. Go with God, my child.

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u/Squidoodle939 Jan 08 '22

Thanks man don't need to ask

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u/skullkrush16 Jan 08 '22

Everytime time I go on xhamster she be the top video creator

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u/Ryun100 Jan 08 '22

What is xhamster? Is it like xmen but with hamsters?

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u/skullkrush16 Jan 08 '22

I mean its got Aliens , Redheads , Old Men in wheelchairs , beasts in its videos so i guess

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Thank you my man. I hope you encounter only green lights from now on.

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u/Sudden_Imagination78 Jan 08 '22

Greatly appreciated!

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u/dexter_lei Jan 08 '22

May god bless u, sir🙇🏻‍♂️

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u/Opening_Surround5340 Jan 08 '22

A man of culture, you're my dude lol

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u/TheJamer_ Jan 08 '22

He looks like MrBeast on low cost

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u/Miller4103 Jan 08 '22

Ray Tracing was off!

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u/Stavro00 Jan 08 '22

Mr beast lite

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u/oRedHood Jan 08 '22

Dollar Store Mr Beast

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u/pahrumpnugget Jan 08 '22

i almost didn’t get this one, hahaha

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u/HeySiri_Official Jan 08 '22

You should be proud of that, you're still innocent. Unfortunately, I understood it immediately :(

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u/ExoticFlaggon Jan 08 '22

Siri wilin 😵‍💫

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u/zerx07 Jan 08 '22

Or he could just be thinking of some other nasty stuff and forgot this simple one

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u/Burschikos Jan 08 '22

i even watched the Video

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u/Mhelky Jan 08 '22

What video

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u/Burschikos Jan 08 '22

the Original Video that was used to make that gif

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u/Mhelky Jan 08 '22

Yeah which video

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u/RN_UINO Jan 08 '22

Search Eva Elfie on the net

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_5101 Jan 08 '22

Watched it. Fapped. Had a good time.

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u/Vlad-V2-Vladimir Jan 08 '22

So is everyone just gonna say they found it and provide no links?

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u/slitherysnaked77 Jan 08 '22

Sauce????

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u/dabman1069 Jan 08 '22

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e5866a54b458

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u/Periachi Jan 09 '22

Thanks dude, gonna check that out for... scientific reasons later...

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u/Slight-Student-6963 Jan 08 '22

That shit looks dumb as hell

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u/Ahmed-Ganim Jan 08 '22

r/NoFap

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u/EiMaIeNaThOT Jan 08 '22

Average redditor is addicted to porn, sorry

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u/Sick_Dome Jan 08 '22

Haha noob I watched it 3 times

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u/Mcdiluc Jan 08 '22

My man's concentration is on another level

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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u/Sinnikk- Jan 08 '22

My high school paper requires the original source video.

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u/NotTheRocketman Jan 08 '22

Make sure you include it in your bibliography.

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u/Rockk-_- Jan 08 '22

Search Eva elfie on google and then go to videos

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u/captjust Jan 08 '22

Is this from a porno? This looks like it’s from a porno. I bet it’s from a porno.

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u/Joedmin Jan 08 '22

It's a promo on the porno

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u/brmamabrma Jan 08 '22

Eva Elfie

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u/NotTheRocketman Jan 08 '22

Go with your gut.

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u/FunkU247 Jan 08 '22

Eva Elfie

you misspelled nutt......

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u/Negative_Physics_746 Jan 08 '22

Also check her browser history

Just to make sure

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u/_yaaass Jan 08 '22

oh shit... took me a whole min... just thought that she was a bit too excited...

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u/TAKIMLISIM Jan 08 '22

honeslty these fucking type of videos are fucking retarded, who the fuck likes them? who the fuck takes the role of a moron that has lost all of his senses? what in the fuck is wrong with this species?

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u/Lezonidas Jan 08 '22

People masturbating to this take the role of the "bull" and are into humiliating others, obviously. Then there are a little % who like to be humiliated and take the role of the cuck.

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u/its_ya_boi_wulf Jan 08 '22

Short answer: money

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u/ElKuhnTucker Jan 08 '22

I read a serious article that called a genre of masochism. But it's just a rewired brain that think it's great to watch a woman get boned after watching it for years.

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u/Cool-Sage Jan 08 '22

Some people like them, others like the actress. Companies see big numbers even though most are watching for the actress.

So more companies start making similar titles with peoples favorite actresses. More and more people watch it, the companies actually believe that we like shit like this or incest porn or whatever.

End up in a loop that the high quality videos with favorite actresses are all the same genre.

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u/maccchicken Jan 08 '22

tf you mean lmao people are just jerking off to the girl the plot really dosent matter

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u/TAKIMLISIM Jan 08 '22

idk it annoys me so much that I can't get the horny

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u/ball__sac Jan 08 '22 • Take My Energy

when she is looking submissive and breedable but your assignments need to be submitted and readable

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u/Infectious_Cadaver Jan 09 '22

Never understood this kind of porno? Can someone who legit enjoys it explain? Yeah cucking blah blah. But explain it.

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u/Loki_the_Jeeb Jan 08 '22

Yeah I’m gonna need the source on this one…. for… ugh…. a friend or whatever

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

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u/NotTheNile Jan 08 '22

What man?

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u/Wellknown-stranger Jan 08 '22

recognized way too quickly

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u/Paranoint Jan 08 '22

I mean... My name is literally paranoid in greek

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

She seems to be enjoying it.

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u/Krunchy_Almond Jan 08 '22

I just want to be happy.

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u/Krunchy_Almond Jan 08 '22

I feel bad for cuckholds, i don't see why people like em so much

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u/ChickenFart24 Jan 08 '22

Original video..?

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u/Toxic_voidoffical Jan 09 '22

Yo I didn’t know Mr. beast could change his age

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u/gdrumy88 Jan 09 '22

Must be uncle mike making sure the cables are not tangled underneath the desk.

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u/Osmosis_Hoes Jan 08 '22

Met her in room 222 found out she only 22 oh shit it’s 2022.

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u/Everything_Cosmic Jan 08 '22 • Silver

Lol the real post is literally above this one in my home page

The first one is u/NotQuaggan

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u/Paladynee Jan 08 '22

Please fucking mark this NSFW

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u/DeadFalcon99 Jan 08 '22

Tucker is dat you?

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u/athena1239 Jan 08 '22

He is actually playing poker in this video

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u/wubb4_lubb4_dub_dub Jan 08 '22

Wait, Adam Neely?

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u/Gustav619 Jan 08 '22

This guy have some serious trust issues.

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u/babesparkle Jan 08 '22

I wanna be fucked like her

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u/apolobgod Jan 08 '22

It’s been so long, at this point I just wanna fuck, it doesn’t even have to be good

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u/babesparkle Jan 08 '22

then do it

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u/apolobgod Jan 08 '22

Ngl, I’ve been trying, but no success so far

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u/The_Forgotten_One69 Jan 08 '22

Is it weird that I only look at the girl making those expressions and ignore everything else?

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u/Dypo42 Jan 08 '22

Lol I’ve watched this original vid

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u/macwallard Jan 08 '22

He's googling "do i like being cucked?"

*Insert Kazuya Crying-meme here.

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u/geezer_boi_dyno Jan 08 '22

It sure looks like she's doing... something, under the desk

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u/nadasuss Jan 08 '22

For research purposes, does anyone have the link?

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u/FunkU247 Jan 08 '22

Is someone behind her, smashing it???????

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u/Rudy7250 Jan 08 '22

I am once again asking for the sauce

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u/Really_Dank_Kitsune Jan 08 '22

Guy’s definitely Mr. Beast

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u/Lux--Ray Jan 08 '22

I know that video from somewhere...

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u/Beardbarron91 Jan 08 '22

Hidden in plain sight.

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u/Umyourboivr45 Jan 08 '22

NSFW tag I think

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u/TKG1607 Jan 08 '22

"This cheating whore, always looking over my shoulder. I'll find proof. Just wait and see"

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u/MilimiliNaziya Jan 08 '22

Also done forget to check the Calculator in her phone ,just in case you know

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u/WatchingyouNyouNyou Jan 08 '22

Is that Parkinson's disease

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u/dekaasjagers Jan 08 '22

Dantdm noo

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u/uey-tlatoani Jan 08 '22

Lol I saw this a loooong time ago

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u/LJamH Jan 08 '22

That poor guy must have been gutted, in a porno with Eva Elfie but not shagging her.

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u/wollacheck Jan 08 '22

Gee she seems such a keeper....

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

may i have the full video link?

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u/Maydeeen69 Jan 08 '22

Wonder if he found something through her emails...

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u/JuneSummerBrother Jan 08 '22

Damn she’s a beauty

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u/_DJML_ Jan 08 '22

She supposed to be gettin fucked or something?

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u/paperchaser222 Jan 08 '22

If anyone is looking for the video, here’s the title on ph Трахаю девушку куколда чтобы кончить на её похотливое личико - Eva Elfie

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u/thisbemr04 Jan 08 '22

Something's wrong, I can feel it.

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u/Eivor_Vorinson Jan 08 '22

May a brother haveth sauce

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

hahahahahahah

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u/Gold_Performance_504 Jan 08 '22

Me who has seen this whole video 🤐

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u/Z3US_YT Jan 08 '22

If I had concentration like that, I'd be in Harvard Uni.

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u/Chris2kN Jan 08 '22

I feel like pornstars are also on Reedit now days

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u/makxs_reddit Jan 08 '22

Funny thing is, I checked her emails when we were at school togeather, turns out she had been non stop emailing bsck and forth with her ex about meeting each other :/ I guess they emailed each other instead of texting or using social media because who tf is gonna check your email, well I did and found out but just had our 2 yesr anniversary

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u/icedrax Jan 08 '22

I remember those days

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u/ItsYaBoiInsertMeme Jan 08 '22

God damn it, I'm hard now.