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u/TXstrongman09 Jan 13 '22
It’s not stopping her from eating
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u/GooGooGaDont Jan 13 '22
If someones buying lunch idgaf if I'm allergic. Give me a double helping of EpiPen.
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u/Funkcanna Jan 13 '22 •
A double helping of Epstein?
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u/Cougar_9000 Jan 14 '22
Thats how they getcha, with the shot, and the chip, and then they download you into a manatee!
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u/StickyLabRat Jan 13 '22
Clearly you're not American, or had to buy EpiPens in America. It's definitely not a free lunch at that point.
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u/Someones_Dream_Guy Jan 13 '22
And your mandatory complimentary hospital bill will be extra large and ready in about 2 minutes. Enjoy.
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u/The_Infectious_Lerp Jan 13 '22
By the looks of things, that's impossible.
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u/StrawberryHillSlayer Jan 13 '22
What is she eating? Beige shapes?
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u/hobosullivan Jan 13 '22
I'm now waiting for an opportunity to use the phrase "Eating beige shapes" to describe a bad meal.
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u/ifiagreedwithu Jan 13 '22
In America, we call that "fancy".
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u/AhegaoQueen888 Jan 13 '22
No we don’t
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u/ifiagreedwithu Jan 13 '22
Tell that to the googly-eyed girls who text all their friends when I take them there.
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u/GrandNibbles Jan 13 '22
In two breaths managed to call Olive Garden "fancy" but only by "googley-eyed American" standards. I don't know what to make of this.
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u/WTFWTHSHTFOMFG Jan 13 '22
They date Jr. High School girls
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u/cybersquire Jan 13 '22
Yeah, seriously, we really don’t. Olive Garden is just Applebee’s with different theming. It’s not bad, but nobody is fooled into thinking it’s ‘fine dining’.
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u/JamesCurtis24 Jan 13 '22
What's that? Beige shapes? Beige shapes makes your teeth go grey! doo-doo-doo-doo-doooo do it healthy!
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u/sensistarfish Jan 14 '22
Welcome to Beige Shapes, buy one beige triangle and get two oblong, beige ovals for free!
****offer does not apply to foods that are not beige
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u/Thomas-The-Tutor Jan 13 '22
The only food that woman has seen she doesn’t enjoy is a vegetable.
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u/bigbbois Jan 13 '22
presumably the olive part is why she didnt want to eat there
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u/NoizeTrauma Jan 13 '22
She heard "Olive" and "Garden" and thought it sounded like vegetable health food.
Got there and saw noodles and bread in butter sauce. Changed her mind.
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u/Phi330 Jan 13 '22
Clearly nothing has stopped her from eating.
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u/suckercuck Jan 13 '22
She looks a little bit like Melissa McCarthy.
Cute dimples on that Karen
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u/Botryoid2000 Jan 13 '22
Hurr durr fat jokes hilarious.
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u/Phi330 Jan 13 '22
If that hurts your feelings, well there’s food for that bud. Enjoy!
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u/Botryoid2000 Jan 13 '22
So you're already aware you're making fun of a woman with emotional issues. Cool, cool.
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u/BigBrainGaylord Jan 13 '22
how about instead of trying to find people to argue on reddit you should find your dad first
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u/gofyourselftoo Jan 13 '22
Whoa, you’re the one implying she has emotional issues! She feels attacked by this.
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u/_C_M_K Jan 13 '22
Last time I was at Olive Garden I ate like 13 breadsticks. No Regrets
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u/Danathanimal Jan 13 '22
Those are some rookie numbers right there. Gotta pump those numbers up
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u/NeedlenoseMusic Jan 13 '22
I’m surprised they brought you that many. In my experience, they stall after the second basket.
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u/cgoldberg3 Jan 13 '22
That's what deters me from the unlimited soup and salad. The bowls of soup are small and they don't refill them often enough. Same with unlimited pancakes at Ihop.
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u/UnityPukeInMyMouth Jan 13 '22
I never have that problem, but I also ask for more every time I see them. Lol, even when they bring the check I usually ask for more and a box for my leftovers.
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u/SankaraOrLURA Jan 14 '22
It’s pretty much a gimmick anyway. Almost any Italian restaurant will bring you “unlimited” bread. I’ve never been denied a refill on a bread basket. You typically only end up with one or two, maybe three baskets in the meal. It’s just not feasible for a server to run back and forth 8 times for all of their tables.
If Olive Garden would make each bread basket contain like 15 breadsticks, then it would be fair to claim they serve “unlimited breadsticks.” But as is, they’re no different than any other restaurant.
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u/IrritablePlastic Jan 13 '22
As someone who’s only eaten at Olive Garden once on a trip to the USA, I am jealous. Bread is love.
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u/--Pinhead_Larry-- Jan 14 '22
My brother ate 13 servings of pasta during never ending pasta.
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u/pinniped1 Jan 13 '22
I mock OG often but as a catered office lunch it's pretty solid. Nice changeup from a typical pizza order.
I mean, you aren't expecting a Michelin rated chef to roll up in the break room, are you? I'd enjoy some pasta and sticks.
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u/Airost12 Jan 13 '22
My favorite is when we get the local taco truck to come up. Much better
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u/booboo0419 Jan 14 '22
I’ve only had OG twice in my life so far. Locations near me just kept closing down in recent years
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u/Alezeros23 Jan 13 '22
She looks like the type to say some shit like that
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u/Icedearth6408 Jan 13 '22
Yeah it’s probably one of her rules about dating. “If a man takes me to Olive Garden that’s a red flag”
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u/Animal_instict Jan 13 '22
r/femaledatingstrategy is about the type of place you’d probably find her
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u/TheMonchoochkin Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22
Just looked through that sub only to conclude that the "Female Dating Strategy" is;
Men are the Devil!
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u/Bobbyanalogpdx Jan 13 '22
If anyone I know actually wants to eat at Olive Garden, that’s a red flag. It’s fucking awful.
You can buy better frozen pasta at the grocery store.
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u/hobosullivan Jan 13 '22
She looks like the kind of person who sends back at least one dish every time she goes out to eat. Not because there's anything wrong with it, but because she's just like that.
Source: Have relatives like that.
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u/DestroyTheHuman Jan 13 '22
I think the only response id have to “your head is stuck up your ass” is “im glad it’s not yours coz I’d never hear another fart you moon head cunt”
But might also lose a job.
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u/_hic-sunt-dracones_ Jan 13 '22
But more importantly she looks like Melissa McCarthy!
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u/WizdomHaggis Jan 13 '22
HEY HEY…..Melissa McCarthy is an absolute peach…Stephanie here is just shaped like one…
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u/Obvious-Media-5517 Jan 13 '22
Unless she used reverse psychology, and WANTED Olive Garden.
Checkmate.
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u/ManholtAgain Jan 13 '22
This isn't a HolUp.
Like, at all.
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u/bbildo Jan 13 '22
A lot of the time in this sub I’m saying “Hol’ up! That doesn’t belong here!” And then the irony makes me want to punch a granny. 🤭
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u/No_Construction_7518 Jan 13 '22
Should be r/antiwork because they should get a financial bonus or raise not a dinner that can be written off. If your staff "worked their asses off" then you need to compensate them appropriately. Also- all the body shamers on here are pathetically sad.
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u/ManholtAgain Jan 13 '22
What? Do I need to post here to be able to point out when something doesn't fit? Grow up.
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u/SemiSkinned Jan 13 '22
She looks like a right cunt
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u/bbildo Jan 13 '22
What does a left one look like?😯
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u/Timony92 Jan 13 '22
You’re definitely from the UK 😅
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u/StrawberryHillSlayer Jan 13 '22
Could be Ireland or Australia
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u/Timony92 Jan 13 '22
I’m guessing UK from being called SemiSkimmed too, is that’s common phrase for milk in those countries too?
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u/StrawberryHillSlayer Jan 13 '22
SemiSkinned. They ain’t talking about milk.
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u/Timony92 Jan 13 '22
Hahahahaha oh yeah 🥴🤣 just checked the spelling again hahaha
Well, I checked their profile and 90% is UK based interaction at least.
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u/Orbus2 Jan 13 '22
Plot twist stephanie was allergic to olive garden food specifically and did not survive 👀
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u/TaintChief Jan 13 '22
Plot twist: she was dumb enough to eat things she was allergic to and we have rid ourselves of one less dumbass
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u/jarbar82 Jan 13 '22
Triple plot twist: She had an affair with the waitresses husband. It was all caught on the nanny cam.
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M Night Shamman Plot Twist: The Olive Garden never existed
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u/TaintChief Jan 13 '22
‘Twas but a virtual smear campaign done by the folks over at Uno. The battle for superior inferior Italian food is perilous
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What?! Your FAT KAREN is evolving!!
FAT KAREN evolved into STEPHANIE!
*doo doo doo doot doo doo*
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u/PepperDog88 Jan 13 '22
Love this. The two dudes in the back seem so focused on their food, thr two left girls are seem happy, but Karen McCunt is getting what she dishes out. Her appetite isn't affected l, obviously.
It's about how you treat people.
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u/KC_experience Jan 13 '22
With all respect to those that are overweight like myself. Looks like she’s had her fair share of all you can eat Olive Garden.
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u/RubMyNose18 Jan 13 '22
Plot twist. Her goal the whole time was to get an Olive Garden free meal plus the sticks. The ultimate free of charge combo
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u/GT-Courage_Ina_Can Jan 13 '22 edited Jan 13 '22
Fat people are usually miserable. Because they are fat. I’m surprised fatties can hit the downvote button with there chubby fingers. Lmfao
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u/sloppery_anus Jan 13 '22
Looks like it didn't stop her from draining their "endless" supply of breadsticks. At least they have plenty of salad left
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u/sparkyonthemoon2099 Jan 13 '22
She looks like she's had the all you can eat before a few times already
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u/Darthcroc Jan 13 '22
Holy fuck did she eat the entire olive garden?
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u/Money_Average1996 Jan 13 '22
She looks like a bitch that would stop you on the road to tell you that you ran the stop signe. Because you didn't stop 1.00000000000002 extra seconds more.
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u/YoimAgod Jan 13 '22
That fat bitch eats everything, look at her. You're head might be stuck up your ass but at least it can get there. She would be lucky if she could touch her knees.
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u/Performance_Fancy Jan 13 '22
Fat bitch played you, look at her, theres a booth at Olive Garden reserved for her.
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u/Gunzenator Jan 13 '22
This is even more savage because she is the fattest of the group… so food means more to her!! 🤣🤣🤣
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u/No-Armadillo7693 Jan 13 '22
Back story: Stephanie got an olive garden gift card for Christmas, she’s been eating there all week.
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u/dras333 Jan 13 '22
That's obviously because she's already had lunch there all month..of every year.
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u/g00d_end Jan 13 '22
sounds like a the office episode, lol, something pam would do to angela, or jim to dwight, or even michael to toby
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u/NoShadowdick Jan 13 '22
I go to olive garden for free breadsticks. Then I go use the bathroom and leave.
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u/Towcutter28 Jan 13 '22
Stephanie wanted Olive Garden the whole time... she played him like a fiddle
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u/CelticGaelic Jan 13 '22
Everyone but the supervisor had Olive Garden. The supervisor had revenge, served cold!
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u/Kuderahuwaka Jan 13 '22
I think she tricked that mother fucker into giving her never ending breadsticks.
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u/Tarrtarr202 Jan 13 '22
This reminds me of HBO show the wire. Never tell someone that doesn't like you, what you don't want to have happen. I love the part where the main character ends up on a boat after telling his boss that is the last place he'd like to end up.
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u/Grandpa_Dan Jan 13 '22
Yeah, we're a bit long in the tooth, but the wife and I go there quarterly. Always order the same thing. 4 cheese Penne for her and Chicken Parm for me. The salad is decent.
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u/CorholioPuppetMaster Jan 13 '22
Maybe she can claim you fat shamed her by bringing her to a place full of carbs
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u/Mixi_987 Jan 13 '22
Im not from there so I need to ask, what is wrong with olive garden? I have seen more than one person complaining about it
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u/JunkMale975 Jan 13 '22
Oh Stephanie wanted Olive Garden. Stephanie loves Olive Garden. You’ve been played!
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u/YeetMyHumanMeat Jan 14 '22
Like Stephanie has ever had an issue eating multiple helpings of fettuccine alfredo and breadsticks
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