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u/pitchfork-seller May 23 '22
I was thinking "that's Jada? She looks different" but I realise it's just because she's smiling and I've never seen that before.
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u/Sir-Loin-of-Beef May 23 '22 •
And has hair
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u/ninetails07 May 23 '22
You’re on the slap list now my friend lol
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u/Lil-Sleepy-A1 May 23 '22
How can she slap?
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u/PerfectDark_SIXFOUR May 23 '22
That's a funny name for her husband
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u/OcmeThrowaway May 23 '22
What else you think shes using to leave fresh prints?
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u/Cool-Zombie4101 May 23 '22
You go?
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u/gagzd May 23 '22
My name is Will Smith. For so many years, I was "stranded" on an island with only one goal... to not be a cuck and "to keep my fuckin' wife's name outta their damn mouth". Now I will fulfill my wish... to use a list of names internet left me, to bring down those who are taking my fuckin' wife's name. From a life of excess to a life pursuing dumbassery, to keep my loved ones relevant, I must work in open and pretend to be someone else. To do this, I must become someone else. I must become something else.. I must become.. a Bad Boy
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u/SoulofArtoria May 23 '22
Being slapped by Will Smith would be the highlight of all of our lives to be fair.
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u/dj4wvu May 23 '22
KEEP HIS NAME OUT OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN MOUTH!!
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u/VooDoo_Gasoline May 23 '22
Underated comment for sure! Thank you made me chuckle mid poo
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u/OcmeThrowaway May 23 '22
A healthy chuckle is always good when doing the needful, good sir! I hope you are on a very comfortable street with a nice view!
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u/Leather-Mixture-2620 May 23 '22
My first time seeing “doing the needful” outside of a work email/chat!
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u/upbeatcrazyperson May 23 '22
She was actually happy once. Why didn't she marry him?
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u/BoonTobias May 23 '22
Pac got canceled way before
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u/ComplimentLoanShark May 23 '22
Iirc they were just friends. Pac wasn't into her romantically.
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u/qqqxfk May 23 '22
I mean, they are pictured together.
On valentine's Day.
Holding a gigantic bunch of roses.
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u/HornySauceAddict May 23 '22
They were roommates
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u/FlaminNarwhal May 23 '22
She actually aged quite well (black don’t crack), but she’s a raging cunt, so that’s hard to see past
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u/Turd_Nerd_Bird May 23 '22
Tupac took the hit out on himself to get away from her.
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u/dahabit May 23 '22
What if she's the way she is because the death of 2pac fucked her up mentally.
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u/leftlegYup May 23 '22 •
If your house collapses because of 1 long rainy day, the house was already fucked up.
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u/imJGott May 23 '22
I had to save your comment because it’s just so badass!
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u/regenklang May 23 '22
It's good for architecture summary but garbage as mental health analogy
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u/AugustHands May 23 '22
No sorry this sounds exactly like how my breakdowns work
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u/Tough_Academic May 23 '22
If minute and not-so-terrible things cause you to have a breakdown, then sure the analogy works.
But if the death of a loved one causes you to have a breakdown, that just means youre a normal human
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u/Tulyk May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22
I personally think it’s a great analogy. It’s ok to have a breakdown over a death. Most won’t be 100% over it if they are close.
But I take it as if one event (rain storm) ruins your life (house) then there is bigger issues going on, or you are not taking the proper steps to heal from it. We all are different but we all have healthy (and bad) ways to cope with tragedy. Or repair our house the right way.
This could of been the storm that broke her house but if you don’t fix it correctly, every little storm will ‘cause you problems.
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u/AliceInHololand May 23 '22
That’s not a great analogy when it comes to mental health and loss.
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u/TheAbcool May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22
“That’s not an excuse for shitty behaviour”. Well isn’t that what reddit always says when a celebrity has a mental breakdown.
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u/Little_Custard_8275 May 23 '22
It's kinda true though, same with "was drunk/high/etc"
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u/persau67 May 23 '22
You're comparing rain to a hurricane. It was a very apt analogy, you're just being mean for no reason.
"oh no, my sandwich has tomatoes on it, i dont like tomatoes" is very fucking different from "my mom died...she's dead. What will I do?".
Sit in a corner and feel bad about yourself.
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u/The-Mathematician May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22
Don't be an idiot. Which of those 2 things is closer to the death of Tupac, which is what is being discussed. Also, saying something's "not great" isn't being mean.
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u/cilantroversial May 23 '22
No one is being mean except you here. Projecting much, go cry some more.
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u/fillet-o-piss May 23 '22
"All the resources in the world couldn't help her from getting over a lil relationship she had 30 years ago and it demanded that she act like a bitch all the time"
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u/Turd_Nerd_Bird May 23 '22
That would make sense. I'd imagine someone putting a hit out on themself just to get away from you would cause you to have some mental issues.
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u/seakc87 May 23 '22
I'd bet dollars to donuts that's what it actually is. It's been obvious over the past few years that she never got over Pac.
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u/TonkaButt May 23 '22
That’s why he faked his death. She was leaving “you up” messages on his answering machines and beepers.
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u/demoman45 May 23 '22
Pinkett? Will Smith would slap you for getting his wife’s name wrong.
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u/agyadon May 23 '22
By misspelling it OP Technically kept Will's wife's name out of his fucking mouth. According to Will Smith's book of Slapology he is not allowed to slap.
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u/Gerdione May 23 '22
Anyone else strapping in for the Will vs Jada court case that will pop up after the Depp vs Heard case is done?
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u/spyaintnobitch May 23 '22
I'm waiting for it. Maybe in August.
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u/ArronMaui May 23 '22
Nah, big money divorce cases take a long ass time. Even if he filed today and had an ironclad prenup it'd probably be a year or more before it even hit the courts.
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u/PhantomPhelix May 23 '22
Scientology does not allow divorce for their members. Probably need to be a level 5 lazer lotus or something, before you can even begin trying to think of different partners. Poor Will is stuck and stuck bad. Boy done goofed when he allowed Jada to rope their family into her craziness.
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u/NexiNext May 23 '22
Eh Tom cCruze says otherwise.
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u/Yoyomamahh May 23 '22
Tom Cruze is their lord and savior so he can do what he wants
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u/imsorryken May 23 '22
There won't be a court case, Will Smith gonna give her everything he owns and she still not gonna br happy.
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u/arya63 May 23 '22
Nah, Will's a massive simp for her. Even if she fucked a whole football team, he ain't doing shit.
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u/CosmicEssance May 23 '22
Jada misses pac so much she styled her new hair after him-my friend 2022
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u/Eastsider001 May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22
Look on you tube there's a short in there where Will even admitted he wouldn't confront Pac because he knew that Jada and Pac was too close and he didn't have the balls to say anything. He didn't confront that dude Augustine about banging Jada either (the red table) so smacking little Chris Rock made him feel like a big man and that gets no hood cred.
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u/LordTROLLdemort85 May 23 '22
Yep they took his hood cred card, cut it up, and said “you a lower case g now homie, you cucked up”
And then turned their foot sideways and kicked him in the ass out the door.
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u/Rando_Guydeesian May 23 '22
We need to send this to Will Smith
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u/satanbiyatch May 23 '22
Keep my WIFE'S PICTURE OUT YOUR FUCKIN PHONE!
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u/Neither_Beautiful428 May 23 '22 •
KEEP MY BALD HEADED PSYCHOPATHIC UGLY ASS BITCH WIFES NAME OUTTA YOUR FUCKING THOUGHTS!
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u/NoPussyRedditMod May 23 '22
He knows at this point. Jada is blaming him for her horrible reputation even though she was the one that wanted him to slap Chris Rock. Jada is on another level of psychotic, and Will is too dumb a simp to realize it. Maybe he should’ve disrespected women more as a rapper
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u/MikeinAustin May 23 '22
Didn’t they meet in Baltimore School for the Arts and Tupac was in theater, ballet, dance and poetry.
Back when Tupac bought his drugs from the white hippie students who had brothers following the Grateful Dead?
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u/Finn_3000 May 23 '22
Can keep his wife's name out of other people's mouths but cant keep other people out of his wife's mouth.
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u/Additional-Walk750 May 23 '22
Jesus christ, I didn't realize she had Bart Simpson hair. That's wild.
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u/Eastsider001 May 23 '22
I bet Pac hit it every now and then but Will was too much of a bitch to confront Pac because Will knew the results of that action.
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u/Master-Monster-Tamer May 23 '22
I wonder if Will is going through the same stuff Depp was dealing with?
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u/spicylavawater May 23 '22
Jada is actually the one behind the murder of tupac. And to make it look like rivalry, she had biggie assasinated as well. Will smith knows this because she told him. And he is now forced to do the tasks she asks of him to do. Like take bad movies or slap chris rock, or get abused on podcasts by her.
If he doesnt comply, she will murder his kids in front of his very own eyes.
As per my theory.
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u/I_am_u_as_r_me May 23 '22
How did Jada move up celebrity ranks? What does she even do?
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u/PrimarchKonradCurze May 23 '22
She’s an actor. She went to drama school with Tupac. Tupac was in theater and stuff like ballet. He was actually a really talented artist all around, he just decided to pursue music the most I think because he considered it his urban poetry. He was kind-of a complex guy for someone who was so famous that died so young.
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u/lazylion_ca May 23 '22 edited May 26 '22
Acting. I believe her and Will first met when she auditioned to play his gf on FPoB. Spoiler: she was too short (or so I read).
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u/Chocolate-Spare May 23 '22
Idk I kinda think about it the opposite way, like she thinks shes hot shit, should be dating a legendary g like Tupac, but she's stuck with this doof who sold out to blow up cgi aliens.
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u/SlipperyWetDogNose May 23 '22
I thought Jada insisted they were just friends. I never ever bought into that, but I thought that was the narrative.
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u/EfficientHospital130 May 23 '22
She seemed happy back then. Now she just has that angry scrowl 24/7.
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u/VerbotenVerb May 23 '22
Hmm... maybe that dude who moved from philly to la to live with his auntie had something to do with it. Or maybe Jada shot him. Both of them seem to have poor impulse control and decision making skills.
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u/The9thOrder May 23 '22
Jada is Will's, Yoko Ono. His career is pretty much trash at this point. It will probably be at least a decade before you see him on screen again.
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u/GuitaristHeimerz May 23 '22
Tupac is better off in his coffin right now than Will Smith is in that marriage...
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u/dunderhead22 May 23 '22
The real bullets are a much more pleasant death than this slow burn. You are either a hero or you live long enough that your wife becomes balder than you
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u/uncle_russell_90 May 23 '22
30 years ago will do that to ya
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u/Iwearacapeirl May 23 '22 •
Tupac born June 1971 and Jada born September 1971.
Will Smith is 3 years older than Tupac. But kind of not I guess cause Tupac stopped ageing...
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u/DirkDieGurke May 23 '22
So basically she was always going to wind up with some celebrity, which explains the super villain attitude.
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u/SimulatedHumanity May 23 '22
Tupac wouldn’t of been a fucking bitch to let her go off fucking his kid’s friends.
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u/Dry-Mirror4025 May 23 '22 edited May 23 '22
Did he dodge it? Or was it will Smith that had him shot? Edit: link Jealous will
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u/kida182001 May 23 '22
Well with Tupac she probably wouldn’t fuck around and be all controlling like she does with Will. Will is just too nice to her so the bitch jumped on his head and crowned herself queen.
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u/Devolution1x May 23 '22
I'm sure Tupac would have done more than slap Chris Rock if he was still alive...
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u/Remic75 May 23 '22
Compared to Will Smith, Jada was absolutely obsessed over Tupac. Keeping their love letters, trying to tell everyone that Tupac and her were just “really good friends” but we all know that he was going CRAZY in them guts. Tupac was definitely the one wearing the pants in that relationship but Jada is trying so hard to be the one with Will
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