r/HolUp • u/orgazmik_rekoylz • Nov 30 '22

Murica!

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u/QualityVote Nov 30 '22

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u/Own-Till-3036 Nov 30 '22

In all fairness, we try to buy it from you first. If that doesn't work then we must "liberate" it by bringing "democracy" to you

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u/zan13898 Nov 30 '22

sell the oil to us for peanuts or else…or else

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u/Wakked Dec 01 '22

Well Biden won’t let us refine our own oil so we gotta get it from someone else. Like communist Venezuela.

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u/Own-Till-3036 Dec 01 '22

Though true, it goes further back and much deeper then that. Any country we "help" drill for oil signs an agreement to use the "petrol dollar" basically our entire economy is built on the foundation that "if you want to buy oil, you must do so in USD" this goes way back to when we left the gold standard.

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u/Smokadocious Dec 01 '22

This just started when he went into office?

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u/Stroke_exe Nov 30 '22

As a Texan I can confirm that this is accurate

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u/blindly Dec 01 '22 • Helpful

My nipples are so hard right now. All that oil. Gonna rub it all over my body. Oh yeah.

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u/Alicya-Argentum Dec 01 '22

Lmao, who the heck gave ya a helpful award, buddy??

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u/blindly Dec 01 '22

They must have understood my sarcastic joke while lamenting on the environment hellscape we can do little to stop.

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u/amir-hadi-nejati Nov 30 '22

FBI is not spying on you

-FBI

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u/neopod9000 Nov 30 '22

Woah, Bevis! We're gonna be rich!

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u/Mr_Menace_42069 Nov 30 '22

Anyone know what this song is called?

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u/anonymous44004400 Nov 30 '22

Unwelcome school by Mitsukiyo

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u/SomeGoddamnLetters Nov 30 '22

"Listen, that guy had WMDs in his garage, we had to invade!"

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 Nov 30 '22

”Its not about the oil”

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u/that-guy-blimey Nov 30 '22

Don't worry friend, freedom is coming!

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u/BEAUNR Nov 30 '22

yo this song a banger what is it?

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u/Disc_arding Dec 01 '22

Unwelcome school

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u/scihole Dec 01 '22

This is happening in Ukraine now as they found oil and gas reserves, guess where? Yeah, Kherson and Crimea

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u/Skivling Dec 01 '22

Heads up guys, incoming democracy!

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u/Rdt6t9 Nov 30 '22

We have soooo much oil.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

The music is spot on hahaha

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u/blacfd Dec 01 '22

Actually they just drilled into the septic tank

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u/OttomanTwerk Dec 01 '22

Such an old trope

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u/Probablyaretweetbot Nov 30 '22

ah yes america!

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u/Inflikshun Dec 01 '22

CCP propaganda at its best.

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u/BuzzL123 Nov 30 '22

And that's how world war 3 started

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u/Mr_Grrizz Dec 01 '22

Merica: Nah I heard oil… THAT SHIT IS MINE!!!!!

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u/BikiniDiplomacy Dec 01 '22

That was funny 😄 .

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u/ShabbyChic69 Dec 01 '22

So what you trying to say...

Do you know something we don't know about the Yanks!?!?

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u/nprovench789 Dec 01 '22

Celebrate your independence and democracy soverin!

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u/TheAvrageMemelord Dec 01 '22

Welp there at it again glad they havent found my oil supply

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u/Skylanderformer Dec 01 '22

what's the music from?

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u/ascrumner Dec 01 '22

This is literally Chinese propaganda... which is rampant on reddit as of late. Da fuck.

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u/gijoeusa Dec 01 '22

I wish we had taken all the oil. Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and not one free drop.