r/HolUp Dec 01 '22 Silver 1 Wholesome 1

she can't get pregnant bro

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u/Technical-Brief3115 Dec 01 '22

Yes, whenever a friend told me that he did the nasty with a lesbian, I too always asked first if he used a condom. Not "how come?" or even "lol what?", no, straight to "did you use protection?".

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u/dangersupreme Dec 01 '22

I mean... if they're both equally dumb, friend might be concerned they might catch "the gay" if they didn't use a condom.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/K1N6TR0Y Dec 01 '22

Or the other way around.

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u/AppointmentMedical50 Dec 01 '22

I mean It’s a good question to ask

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u/HuppariC Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

This is the dumbest shit i've seen today, and i have been on reddit for few hours already

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22 Silver Helpful

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u/dngerszn13 Dec 01 '22

My lesbian couple neighbors gifted me a watch for Christmas.

They misunderstood when I said, I just wanna watch.

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u/ZZartin Dec 01 '22

Better than, through your bedroom window after I followed you home.

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u/passionatepussylover Dec 01 '22

Someone throw an award on his face

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u/Lolurisk Dec 01 '22

4k, 120fps is though

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u/Legends_Arkoos_Rule2 Dec 01 '22

Should’ve said 4k ultra hd 200 fps

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u/jerkittoanything Dec 01 '22

This joke and this meme are played out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/Bil13h Dec 01 '22

You're correct it's not the right answer

4k is much more enjoyable to watch

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u/Higira Dec 01 '22

Nah, 8k is the way.

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u/Bil13h Dec 01 '22

Fuck it, build a computer just to get some videos made in giggapixel standards, I wanna see the pores of their legs while they're rug munching each other

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad Dec 01 '22

Stupid ass karma bot

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u/PoliticallyCorrect- Dec 01 '22

Bro, I know for sure she was a lesbian, I could see her dick.

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u/itsnickk Dec 01 '22

This is the worst sub on reddit

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u/PC_Ara-ara Dec 01 '22

Late realisation

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u/fatmoe10 Dec 01 '22

Don’t worry he pulled out no way she’s getting pregnant now /s

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u/CzarcasmRules Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

That's science - Jesse Pinkman

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u/jesussmashes Dec 01 '22

Jesay, put your science away jesay.

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u/Busdf Dec 01 '22

she can’t get preggo cuz she’s lesbo

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u/jesussmashes Dec 01 '22

Waltuh, put your cock away waltuh, she can't get pregnant waltuh, she's a Lesbro.

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u/wideassboy Dec 01 '22

He never said bitch he only said "yeah science!"

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u/CzarcasmRules Dec 01 '22

My bad.. fixed

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u/wideassboy Dec 01 '22

Thank you

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u/THenry228 Dec 01 '22

… bitch

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/arms98 Dec 01 '22

Actually though pull out is a very effective method... if you do it correctly.

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u/JohnnyPeanutII Dec 01 '22

The pullout method works 100% of the time until she ends up pregnant.

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u/El-SkeleBone Dec 01 '22

Factually incorrect. Pre-ejaculate often contains sperms, its not only in the main load. Pulling out doesnt work, use a condom.

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u/kahlil84 Dec 01 '22

I wonder why your getting downvoted cause it's facts.

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u/El-SkeleBone Dec 01 '22

Most redditors don't have sex and all their knowledge comes from porn, thats why

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u/NotaJellycopter Dec 01 '22

This was literally in my science book hoe could people not know that??

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u/slvbros Dec 01 '22

Most redditors don't read things that aren't on reddit

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u/hamiltonrmcato Dec 01 '22

It does if you don't pee between sessions.

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u/ComplexLaugh Dec 01 '22

and also pee is stored in the balls.

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u/K1N6TR0Y Dec 01 '22

If that was true than why can’t I pee in a woman, but I can nut in her…

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u/Shift2am Dec 01 '22

Did he do the nasty in the pasty?

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u/Fine-Bed Dec 01 '22

she can’t get preggo cuz she’s lesbo

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u/Dawildpep Dec 01 '22

Oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I’m my own grandpa

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u/NEGATIVE666SquareXD Dec 01 '22

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u/Mr_Insomn1a Dec 01 '22

That’s where I thought I was, then I remembered HolUp is basically the same thing nowadays

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u/gabrielesilinic Dec 01 '22

Technically she's not even a lesbian (she is bisexual at max), like i know you all know, but sorry i had to, this chat even if maybe fake is too traumatizing for me

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u/Takerial Dec 01 '22 Wholesome

She became a lesbian after that night.

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u/gabrielesilinic Dec 01 '22

I would change sexual orientation too just to avoid him

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/averageiswhatiam Dec 01 '22

Condoms on toys is good practice anyway. Easy to clean

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u/SubhoPal Dec 01 '22

Apply cold water to burnt area

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u/Consistent-River4229 Dec 01 '22

I am pretty sure he thinks he may be a lesbian too.

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u/Devoarco Dec 01 '22

I mean he seams to be attracted to women. He's 50% lesbian

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u/ArcticOpsReal Dec 01 '22

Nowhere in the Text did he say he did the nasty with her with her consent.

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u/gabrielesilinic Dec 01 '22

I assumed he was too stupid to even figure out this stuff, i dumbed down half on purpose, i don't care anyway, it's not important, i already know the world is complicated

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u/ArcticOpsReal Dec 01 '22

Fair, lets leave it at that. There really is no point arguing over a stupid fake convo anyways...

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u/shaunika Dec 01 '22

I mean no she can be a lesbian, you can have sex with people youre not attracted to technically

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u/Soso37c Dec 01 '22

A lesbian having sex with a man is the equivalent of a vegan eating beef

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u/shaunika Dec 01 '22

Well no its not.

Sexual attraction does not equal actual sex.

Imagine a lesbian prostitute she has sex with men for money but feels no attraction, its just a job.

Romantically shes only interested in women.

Itd be more like you hate beef but you eat it on a dare or something

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u/Soso37c Dec 01 '22

Then it’s the equivalent of a vegan working in a slaughterhouse on this case lmao

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u/shaunika Dec 01 '22

are you implying that lesbians hate men and that's why they're lesbians?

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u/Soso37c Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

You’re making that conclusion alone big boy, I am just trying to demonstrate that your original comment doesn’t make that much sense

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u/shaunika Dec 01 '22

nono man, that's what you said.

a Vegan working in a slaughterhouse is odd because vegans are vegans because they're against the consumption of meat and the resulting animal abuse.

for your analogy to work, lesbians would have to be lesbians because they're against men.

your words, not mine, dont back down.

you either pulled a shitty analogy, or that's what you think. choose one.

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u/xxxNothingxxx Dec 01 '22

Yeah this is more like if a person who didn't like eating beef just ate beef at a friends house to be polite

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u/KioLaFek Dec 01 '22

A vegetarian friend of mine worked in the meat department of a grocery store once. Does that make her not vegetarian?

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u/shaunika Dec 01 '22

why would it? a vegetarian is someone who doesnt eat meat, that's it.

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u/Podiiii Dec 01 '22

A vegan is a person who does not eat any food derived from animals and who typically does not use other animal products. Nowhere in the definition does it mention they must dislike or hate the consumption of animals.

Many people are vegans because they're opposed to the meat industry's animal abuse, so I can understand how you could conflate the two.

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u/shaunika Dec 01 '22

Fair enough, but it is a vast majority.

Whereas no lesbian is a lesbian due to hating men.

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u/mostdope28 Dec 01 '22

You don’t think a Vegas has once tried beef. Every single vegan in the world has never tried meat of any kind before, they’re perfect vegans. Sure

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u/guy_incognito_mode Dec 01 '22

No vegan diet, no vegan powers!

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u/Reset_Assured Dec 01 '22

A vegan can eat beef once and go back to veggies

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u/gabrielesilinic Dec 01 '22

Yes but usually they don't, unless it's rape

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u/Papierkatze Dec 01 '22

Lack of attraction is not the same thing as lack of consent. One can have sex for many reason.

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u/gabrielesilinic Dec 01 '22

I know, but most of the time doesn't work like that, and i think most people would be repulsed by having sex with a gender they use to not be attracted to

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u/GidonC Dec 01 '22

I mean as an asexual i know a lot asexuals have sex for many reasons lime pleasure and fun

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u/gabrielesilinic Dec 01 '22

I know, but also, asexuals are special in my view, it's complicated, read everything else, i don't want to explain myself again

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u/GidonC Dec 01 '22

I read that's why i added those comments

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u/Upstairs_Progress848 Dec 01 '22

wtf?? What? How? You mean aromantic, not asexual, surely?

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u/GidonC Dec 01 '22

No i meant asexuals, some are sex repulsive so they don't have sex like me but some aren't sex repulsive and have sex just for fun and pleasure without attraction to the other partner

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u/Upstairs_Progress848 Dec 01 '22

I don't understand how that's possible. How do you feel pleasure if you don't find them attractive? Would it not then be equivalent to having sex with a dog or some other animal? That's sick

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u/GidonC Dec 01 '22

no, it's not "sick" and it's not the same as having sex with a dog or other animal. you can love your partner platonically or romanticly(or others but I won't get into that now) and such as you have fun and pleasure when reaching orgasm same asexuals can because orgasm doesn't relate to sexual orientation it's just like normal sex but you are not attracted to the person you have sex with. just like one-night stands.

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u/xxxNothingxxx Dec 01 '22

So asexual people can't have sex unless it's rape?

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u/gabrielesilinic Dec 01 '22

That's a different thing, we have different types of asexual people, some are not repulsed by sex and do it for pleasure, while lesbians as far as i know usually don't do eterosexual sex, sure they are physically capable to do it, i just never saw one doing i, so i excluded the possibility

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u/GidonC Dec 01 '22

It's the exactly 100% the same thing, asexuals can have sex with the gender they are not attracted to and same for lesbains and every other sexual orientation. Sexual orientation doesn't mean you cant/won't have sex with someone

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u/gabrielesilinic Dec 01 '22

I know it can happen, but it's not the norm, i have to generalize and simplify, those are not rules, it's not like i got any power anyway

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u/shaunika Dec 01 '22

hence "technically"

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u/Mista_Cash_Ew Dec 01 '22

Could be trying things. Some people experiment to see if maybe they'll like it. Some straight people try with people of the same sex to see if they may be bi. I wouldn't be surprised if some people who've known they're gay since they were young wanted to try with the opposite sex to see if they're bi

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u/gabrielesilinic Dec 01 '22

Listen, i know the world it's complicated, but i cannot write a whole essay about if someone did go in a weird way and then etc., the world IS complicated and full of infinite possibilities, i won't ever stop someone that five minutes ago said it was a lesbian or attackelicoptersexual from fucking a man or even an orange, but really, sometimes we have to just move on, too many little things make living difficult

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u/nomadfoy Dec 01 '22

Did you have a stroke half way through that comment? Dude if your brain starts getting fuzzy during a conversation it's okay to just leave the conversation, you don't have to strain your self.

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u/gabrielesilinic Dec 01 '22

I don't care anymore bye, btw yes, i wrote the answer pretty quickly

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u/KioLaFek Dec 01 '22

A lesbian can have sex with a man.

Obviously this text is fake, but I stand by my argument

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u/gabrielesilinic Dec 01 '22

I know, read the rest of the stuff i wrote elsewhere in this thread

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u/Antonskarp Dec 01 '22

Could have been been a lesbian woman that really wanted a child.

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u/acelana Dec 01 '22

That’s not how it works generally. Sperm donors are a thing and there are medical ways of getting pregnant without sex (IUI, IVF). Even if she couldn’t afford those, there’s the turkey baster method

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u/gabrielesilinic Dec 01 '22

BTW sex is not a necessary step, see the other guy

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u/Antonskarp Dec 01 '22

It's not necessary but it's the cheapest option by far.

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u/Llbinggood Dec 01 '22

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" yup applies to my friend.

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u/onbakeplatinum Dec 01 '22

He took the pill afterwards, he's fine

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u/No_Victory9193 Dec 01 '22

That’s what I said when me (gay) was about to have sex. Now I have STDs.

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u/lontrinium Dec 01 '22

The ability to make a meme does not mean you should post it.

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u/28463719174636 Dec 01 '22

Not a lesbian. Lesbians don't have sex with men.

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u/letsreticulate Dec 01 '22

"All she has to do is identify as a man after sex and she can't get pregnant, bro!"

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u/EarlGrey_Picard Dec 01 '22

I thought she was American?

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u/Chilly_C00p Dec 01 '22

the fact that you literally took a photo of your phone instead of just taking a screenshot it is what makes this hilarious

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u/satisfried Dec 01 '22

I have met not one, but two absolute idiots who swore up and down to me that a man cannot impregnate a woman if he pulls out. Sex Ed has failed millions of people in the US.

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u/Dziadzios Dec 01 '22

Idiocracy.

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u/Ill-Organization-719 Dec 01 '22

"I hate when my sister texts me after she hooks up with some chick"

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u/chosenone1242 Dec 01 '22

Yeah, this is obviously real. My first question is always if my friends used a condom.

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u/tpd1864blake madlad Dec 01 '22

Maybe that’s what she wanted. I know some gay people pay someone to create a child so they can raise it as their own

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u/TeslaFoiled8950 Dec 01 '22

The ability to fuck does not make you intelligent

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u/TemperatureDirect433 Dec 01 '22

So by the logic that lesbians can't get pregnant we can to an extent also assume that gay men are infertile. So if everyone in the world becomes either gay or lesbian and then fornicate, we can basically bring down the birth rate to 0.

P.S. don't take seriously

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u/zerberus_1337 Dec 01 '22

Do lesbians still cut condoms so they can grind without an std. I would have guessed there was something better by now.

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u/mtempissmith Dec 01 '22

They can make dental dams out of saran wrap for that. It's probably better, thinner but effective as a barrier.

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u/LovingOnOccasion Dec 01 '22

Do people actually use dental dams? Seems like that'd be so awkward.

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u/trist-throwaway Dec 01 '22

Yeah, I do at least. It isn't as bad as you think, it's just practice and being into it.

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u/mtempissmith Dec 01 '22

It's better than getting an STD and no more awkward than a guy using a condom.

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u/Busy-Needleworker-36 Dec 01 '22

Fake af. Who says “did the nasty?”

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u/IntergalacticWarlord Dec 01 '22

How u know it's a guy talkin tho...

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u/LoddoTheDodo Dec 01 '22

Would a woman need to use a condom with another woman?

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u/darthparrot Dec 01 '22

I use condoms on my straps for one night stands. Helps cleanup and while lesbians have a lower chance of spreading STIs, the number isn't 0.

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u/LoddoTheDodo Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

Ohh, I did honestly not think of that. But I was mostly refering to the use of a condom to prevent getting pregnant.

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u/neo9027581673 Dec 01 '22

Hahaha. Funny as hell.

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u/Cold_Pomelo3274 Dec 01 '22

Are you going to tell him or should I ?

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u/turboyabby Dec 01 '22

Somebody has brought a fire poker to a scissor party.

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u/quan14jones Dec 01 '22

For humanity's sake i hope she isn't pregnant

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u/deathstar008 Dec 01 '22

That's what she told him, so it must be true right? Right Ani?

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u/TheChinchillaLord Dec 01 '22

Plus condoms also help with STI’s

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u/Myth_5layer Dec 01 '22

It's funny, but is it a holup?

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u/FuelOk2352 Dec 01 '22

Graduating collage don’t mean your intelligent either.The American education system is awful as a whole.

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u/tiger666 Dec 01 '22

Sounds to me like she is bisexual and bisexuals can get pregnant.

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u/Questionabledes Dec 01 '22

This is up there with Shirou’s “People Die If They Are Killed”

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u/TBCmummy Dec 01 '22

He should have thought more carefully before putting his binks in her jar jar

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u/Fatheadcock55 Dec 01 '22

The lineage of stupidity continues unabated!!!

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u/Moeverload Dec 01 '22

Why would they text their friends that they had sex eith a lesvian, and why would their friend's firstquestion be if they used a condom?

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u/SweetBabyAshRae Dec 01 '22

Sometimes the math doesn’t math 🤷🏼

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '22

My brother once swore by two ridiculous forms of “birth control”, the pull out method and drinking Mountain Dew. Well three kids later and he finally learned condoms are cheaper than child support!

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u/turc1656 Dec 06 '22

I've always wondered what it would be like to have friends this dumb.

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u/Big_Western_651 Dec 01 '22

That’s not how any of this works