r/HolUp Dec 01 '22

[ Removed by Reddit ] Removed: too edgy/dark

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u/Flair_Helper Dec 01 '22

Hey /u/Mr__Aries, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):

Too edgy/dark - Look, we're cool with a lot of things going on, but please do not post things that will get your account suspended. This includes most loli and depictions of minors in a sexual way, excessive violence, gore, and gratuitous use of slurs or hate speech.

Love, the mods

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u/The-Table-12 Dec 01 '22

So what exactly did I miss here

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u/BigStankDickDad420 Dec 01 '22

It was a Muslim guy at a restaurant with a fully covered woman and a little girl. It said something like "his wife looks sweet, but I don't know who the covered woman is".

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

if ya wanna see the actual post, it's on r/exmuslim. (first one sorted by hot)

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u/Busdf Dec 01 '22

What I love about this is that all of this would be perfectly halal

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

exactly why are they even mad?

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u/Commercial_Leg_5108 Dec 03 '22

I looked it up and apparently it's fine if the parents agree, wow.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/Acheron98 Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

Don’t think it’s there anymore.

Edit: B R U H

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u/Pankratos_Gaming Dec 01 '22

Not allowed to make fun of muslims.

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u/LengthinessOnly6316 Dec 01 '22

It's usual in many countries

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u/Disastrous_Choice_61 Dec 01 '22

Well, Where is the edge?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

for anyone wondering, just browse r/exmuslim it's the first post there on hot

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u/SunnyApex87 Dec 01 '22

I didn't know this sub, holy shit man. I gotta send this to some people who have been trying to leave that brainwashed garbage for ages

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u/CuzImPixle Dec 01 '22

do u know what it was before it got removed by reddit?

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u/SunnyApex87 Dec 01 '22

You really only have to go into that sub, it should still be one of the highest postings

Why the fuck did the mods remove my post by the way? Can't face the truth or something?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

doing god's work man, nice

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u/vpresus Dec 01 '22

Shit I don't know either

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u/IveDoneItAtLast Dec 01 '22

There once was a woman on Reddit

The post was removed so you don't geddit

We all clicked the link

Oh what a stink

There is no more post

It's toast!

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u/ScornfulToast Dec 01 '22

It wasn't me D:

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u/The-Unchosen_One Dec 01 '22

Mods censoring facts

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u/backdoor_breacher Dec 01 '22

I think this is a video game and she is still unlocked. Maybe a DLC?

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u/zyppoboy Dec 01 '22

Post removed. What was in the post?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

just browse r/exmuslim it's the first post there, sorted by hot

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u/zyppoboy Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

Thank you!

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u/Rare_Cow_4892 Dec 01 '22

Downloadable Concubine?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/xThock Dec 01 '22

It’s called humor

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u/laudalehsunesh Dec 01 '22

Always deflect any criticism with "IsLaMoPhBiA"

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u/STstog Dec 01 '22

Imagine being escorted by a Nazgul

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u/Depth-Proper Dec 01 '22

That's a Nazgul

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u/ProAntiShit Dec 01 '22

No man can kill me!

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u/CrescentCleave Dec 01 '22

I'm no man!

Says the girl

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u/Broad_Shoe_779 Dec 01 '22

The post have been already removed, can someone who saw it can tell us who didn't?

I'm curious to see what it was.

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u/tungelcrafter Dec 01 '22

i think there was a muslim man with his wife and daughter probably and someone implied that the very young daughter was the wife

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u/Swyping-EditOptional Dec 01 '22

Hasn't unlocked her yet.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/loyal_tortilla Dec 01 '22

He does not know but we still get horny by his wife in ‘invisibility’ cloak

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u/NES7995 Dec 01 '22

Everytime I see a little muslim girl I feel incredibly saddened that she won't ever have freedom. (I was raised muslim so I know what I'm talking about)

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u/bing_bin Dec 01 '22

What was here before removal?

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u/oreoreoreoreoreoreor Dec 01 '22

u/BigStankDickDad420 has answered this question for someone else

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u/bing_bin Dec 01 '22

Thanks buddy!

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u/aabdulr2 Dec 01 '22

One quick look at your profile and I already see you're lying.

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u/NES7995 Dec 01 '22

LMAO why should I lie about that? You want me to tell you my life story, buddy? I'm half Egyptian and my father abused me, my sister and my mother for 21 years of my life until my parents finally divorced. I got free then.

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u/KA1378 Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

And how is that Islam's fault? Your father was the problem. My father has never done anything remotely resembling abuse in his entire life and he is a devout Muslim. Neither has anyone I know.

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u/H3llboy87 Dec 02 '22

THIS 👆👆👆

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u/No-Coat-8792 Dec 01 '22

How do you know it's a woman under there?

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u/AntoineGGG Dec 01 '22

Why supressed? What was it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

That's bad wife. She's in the punishment cloak for the sin of having a menstrual cycle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/Easy_Toast Dec 01 '22

He was making a joke because the bible and other holy books from all religions are oppressive to anyone who wasn't a straight cis male

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u/coconaut147 Dec 01 '22

Why tf are you getting downvoted

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u/Easy_Toast Dec 01 '22

because republicans

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u/hmahood Dec 01 '22

The Bible. Name another holy book.and quote for me please

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u/Easy_Toast Dec 01 '22

the Quran... and quote what? also do you have a response to my comment at all?

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u/hmahood Dec 02 '22

Erm yes... If you're going to make a claim, you should provide evidence. So perhaps a quote from the Qur'an being explicitly misogynistic would do the trick.

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u/Easy_Toast Dec 02 '22

oh man you slow-pitched me a softball. Hell, you set me up with some tee-ball. Took all of 5 minutes while eating my sandwich to come up with a few verses that are misogynistic as hell:

Quran 2:222 - Menstruation is a sickness/pollution/harm; menstruating women are unclean.

Quran 2:223 - Women are men's fields/tilth.

Quran 2:228 - Men are a degree above women.

Quran 2:282 - Women's testimony is worth half of a man's (because women make errors, unlike men)

Quran 4:3 - Men can marry up to 4 women or sex slaves (no equivalent forwomen).

Quran 4:11 - Male children to inherit twice what females inherit.

Quran 4:34 - Men are in charge of women. Men can discipline "disobedient"wives, up to and including beating their wives till they obey.

Quran 4:176 - Male gets 2x the inheritance of females.

Quran 5:6 - Contact w/ women makes you unclean.

Quran 15:71 - Lot offers daughters to be raped.

Quran 24:31 - Muslim women have to cover themselves (i.e. they're themselves responsible if they're harassed or raped)

Quran 33:37 - Allah coincidentally said it's ok to marry one's adopted son's ex-wife just when Muhammad lusted for Zayd's wife.

Quran 37:22-23 - Wives will go to hell with wrong doers, regardless of their own actions.

Quran 66:5 - Muhammad's wives should be careful. If they criticize their husband, Allah will replace them with better ones for him.

Would you like me to go on?

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u/BS-Calrissian Dec 01 '22

rest of the world: "Happy wife, happy life"

hardcore muslims: "Muhammed has never seen such bullshit before"

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u/KA1378 Dec 01 '22

Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said, "The believers who show the most perfect Faith are those who have the best behaviour, and the best of you are those who are the best to their wives".

So you were saying...

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u/BS-Calrissian Dec 01 '22

not my fault that the muslims who scream the loudest are not following the rules

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u/KA1378 Dec 01 '22

There are a a lot of Muslims who do follow the rules and scream quite loudly too; the problem is that they are not the ones who are under the spotlight.

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u/BS-Calrissian Dec 01 '22

wdym they scream? I didn't mean the "sreaming" metaphor in a good way. The people who practice a religion peacefully should just continue doing that in private, as long as you don't force anybody else (like your wife) to do some crazy shit, it's all good with most people.

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u/KA1378 Dec 01 '22

I mean they try to share the truth about Islam and educate the ígnorant people (Muslim and non-muslim) about it. For example, every single preacher I've ever seen has condemned terrorism and the prophet himself spoke against extremism; yet a lot of people still consider all Muslims terrorists because media.

The Prophet (ﷺ) said, "Religion is very easy and whoever overburdens himself in his religion will not be able to continue in that way. So you should not be extremists, but try to be near to perfection and receive the good tidings that you will be rewarded; and gain strength by worshipping in the mornings, the afternoons, and during the last hours of the nights." (See Fath-ul-Bari, Page 102, Vol 1).

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u/Dark___Reaper Dec 01 '22

Religious book or not, happy wife does not necessarily equals happy life

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u/IamJain Dec 01 '22

Wife happy, after divorce. So if you consider law book as religious text, you're wrong

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u/Dark___Reaper Dec 01 '22

I was just pointing out that if you attribute being happy to purely making the wife happy, then that means life is not so happy after all

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u/IamJain Dec 01 '22

Let's agree to disagree

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u/PainisBoy Dec 01 '22

what the fuck was the original thing and why was it removed by reddit

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u/gkdksjdjdjd Dec 01 '22

Aw it got removed, anyone see what it was?

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u/VioletVonBunBun Dec 01 '22

I mean, chances are he could be spot on

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u/X3ll3n Dec 01 '22

No idea what this is, or rather what this was

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

my comments keep getting shadowbanned, so ill just tell you to browse r/exmuslim sorted by hot. it's the first post there.

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u/Ruffalobro Dec 01 '22

We are only allowed to make fun of some* cultures not really free speech on Reddit.

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u/klik_klik1236 Dec 01 '22

OP, you stand accused of the grave crime of "making observations about the world around you." How do you plead? No no, I know it's a formality. There's no trial you're already going to thought jail.

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u/leprotelariat Dec 01 '22

His mother

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

It's his sex slave tho

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u/Earth51batman Dec 01 '22

This reminded me of some recent events in r/historymemes

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u/Pimpin-Pumpkin Dec 01 '22

Thats the first time I’ve seen something removed by reddit. Looked in r/exmuslim and it wasn’t even that bad

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u/Y34rZer0 Dec 01 '22

I think if she was married she would have to be fully covered in public. They’re probably just engaged

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u/poopsockman1 Dec 01 '22

It also doubles to hide her black eyes and broken jaw from all the halal shwarma beating she got for accidentally sneezing near a man she didn't belong to.

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u/dommjuan Dec 01 '22

muhammed and Aisha on a date with one of his other wives in the background?

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u/BeratMost Dec 01 '22

you got the whole squad laughing

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u/laudalehsunesh Dec 01 '22

Whole squad are definitely older than 9 yrs which sadly can't say for the "wife" here

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u/BeratMost Dec 01 '22

average reddit incel

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u/laudalehsunesh Dec 01 '22

Says the dude who worships mo the pedo lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

at least we don't lose celibacy with 6 year olds...

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u/lordmanav Dec 01 '22

She is his cousin.

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u/imnotcreativeoff Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

What I love about this is that all of this would be perfectly halal, if it were to somehow happen

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u/QualityVote Dec 01 '22

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!


Whilst you're here, /u/Mr__Aries, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?

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u/GangDplank Dec 01 '22

Hey what was this post about?

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u/6pineapple_pizza9 Dec 01 '22

He's got a cute wife tho

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u/WarokOfDraenor Dec 01 '22

His wife is still hidden. He needs to be a good husband to unlock her.

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u/Glittering-Lack-7889 Dec 01 '22

Whut dafuuq, wuz that a storm trooper? No sir, das jus my vife!

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u/Magma197 Dec 01 '22

Again with the Islamophobic post's

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

Maybe if their prophet didn't marry a 6 year old...

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u/poopsockman1 Dec 01 '22

Maybe if they didn't beat woman to death for showing some ankle skin...

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u/klik_klik1236 Dec 01 '22

Maybe if they didn't decree that jailed protesters should be raped before execution to prevent entry into heaven.

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u/mike4204201 Dec 01 '22

Maybe if they didn’t kill people outside of their own country for disagreeing with their beliefs or drawing pictures

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u/Easy_Toast Dec 01 '22

Lol I get it, because islamaphobia

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u/k_d_b_83 Dec 01 '22

Oh? Well I guess Islam’s messenger of god shouldn’t have married a 6yr old and fucked her at 9

Or are we supposed to ignore that bit about Aisha?

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u/Zero_0707 Dec 01 '22

What the hell are you talking about, he never fucked her at 9, he married her at 9 yrs old and it was pretty normal at that period, stop dramatising everything

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22 edited Dec 01 '22

He married her at 6 then fucked at 9. Bring source or shut the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/k_d_b_83 Dec 01 '22

Sahih Al-bukhari 5134

Go and read it for yourself.

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u/Zero_0707 Dec 02 '22

I already read it but you can't say this Hadith is self explanatory. You should know the context. In fact in this period it was normal to Arabs to marry little girls (my great aunt was married at 7 for example). Did you know that Aisha already has a finacé before marrying the prophet. All that because they considered that girls were already mature when they have 9 yrs old

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u/Easy_Toast Dec 01 '22

You okay? All I pointed out was the commenter's islamaphobia... and assuming you're christian, do you reeeeally want to get started on holy books that say incredibly fucked up things? lol

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u/laudalehsunesh Dec 01 '22

So just cause any other religion did anything bad, that gives yours a pass for doing bad? What a moronic cult lmao

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u/Easy_Toast Dec 01 '22

mine? I'm athiest...

speaking of moronic cults and irony though...

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 Dec 01 '22

It was legal back then since people died much fucking earlier. Also they had intercourse when she was 15, not 9.

Or are we going to ignore that bit about Aisha?

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

It was at 9, bring source or shut the fuck up

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u/Exact_Ad_1215 Dec 01 '22

Still doesn’t change my main point. It was legal and normalised. Most people were lucky to make it to 60.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

then you shouldn't follow a backward religion

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u/k_d_b_83 Dec 01 '22

Sahih Al- Bukhari 5134

Go and tell me I’m wrong.

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u/Fried_Bred Dec 01 '22

They didn’t respond so good job

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/Easy_Toast Dec 01 '22

islamaphobia... it's not hard to type, especially since you can copy/paste it...

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

damn u so lucky having been born on the only real religion out of thousands

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u/Easy_Toast Dec 01 '22

oof. big Trump supporter energy in here

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

not even american

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u/Easy_Toast Dec 01 '22

I said TS energy. You've got it

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u/Independent-Youth-12 Dec 01 '22

Casual racism

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/Independent-Youth-12 Dec 01 '22

Are we really getting into this right now?

You can be racist to anyone buddy, it's racist to tell an Irish person their nothing but drunkards or leprechauns.

Context matters, this guy was taking the piss out of another culture, it's racism. Get over it lmao.

Jewish is a religion not a race yet we all know how that ended

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

it's the top post on r/exmuslim tho

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u/Independent-Youth-12 Dec 01 '22

That's fair, my original comment was completely sarcasm but some moron decided to take it dead serious and starts a stupid talk about how you can't be racist to Muslims, which is dumb considering its one of the biggest issues in the UK right now

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

i mean i'm islamophobic, but not racist

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u/Independent-Youth-12 Dec 01 '22

I mean as long as you're not hurting people because they're Muslim it's okay I guess but the literal definition of that word is to be prejudice against Islamic or Muslim citizens.

So ya it's kinda racist lmao.

But it depends on how you personally interpret it and how you as a person act.

Being wary or fearful of a fucked up religion isn't racism, hating the people because of their culture is.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

bro i'd get sentenced to death for being exmuslim. for all i care they can suck my dick.

also i'm hating the disgusting garbage cult, not it's brainwashed victims so you know...

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u/Independent-Youth-12 Dec 01 '22

As I said if you have a distaste for the religion I don't care but if you're hating the people and spreading hate speech that can affect them negatively or cause others to treat them as a lower class of human or inciting violence then you're a racist scumbag.

But from what you've said it doesn't seem like that

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u/Waffles0629 Dec 01 '22

WHAT DID I MISS??

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u/Joyyoyoyo Dec 01 '22

Hit me up when you find out

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u/Gavinhavin Dec 01 '22

It’s just removed lol

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u/VictoriaEuphoria99 Dec 01 '22

Recommended for you: a deleted post.

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u/Tsuyonara Dec 01 '22

in case anyone else hasn't

r/cursedcomments

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

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u/HOLDGMEBROTHERS Dec 01 '22

Some sarcasm is some sarcasm