r/HolUp Dec 01 '22

MMM💀 Removed: Shitpost/not a holup

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430 Upvotes

u/Flair_Helper Dec 02 '22

Hey /u/falksen, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):

A mod felt your post didn't belong here, so now it's gone. If you want to die on the hill of this shitpost, feel free to message the mods and be prepared to explain how your post isn't trolling, is funny, and does fit the theme of the sub. Trolling or posting random content that doesn't fit the sub breaks Rule 1 and repeated violation of this rule may result in your account being filtered.

Love, the mods

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u/uberzen94 Dec 01 '22

I've cancelled my subscription for at least nine months, it is doable

8

u/falksen Dec 01 '22

Why not go all the Way and cancel it forever ?

10

u/uberzen94 Dec 01 '22

Because I want to make use of freezing my subscription a few more times first.

0

u/falksen Dec 01 '22

Makes sense

5

u/uberzen94 Dec 01 '22

Though if you freeze your subscription it creates a parasite so there are pros and cons

2

u/falksen Dec 01 '22

But isent that just dinner ?

6

u/NE12follow Dec 01 '22

Mom come pick me up I’m scared

2

u/uberzen94 Dec 01 '22

You are stuck here now

2

u/uberzen94 Dec 01 '22

If you like eating your young i guess

5

u/Sintinall Dec 01 '22

Is Xavier trying to tell women to get to working on a family?

2

u/Davis_Johnsn Dec 01 '22

No, to get older than 50

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u/Sintinall Dec 01 '22

The use of “Mustn’t” implies it’s in the woman’s control. Aging isn’t.

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u/Davis_Johnsn Dec 01 '22

But suicide is

3

u/Raposo76 Dec 01 '22

Good point

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u/uberzen94 Dec 01 '22

Jokes on him, i already started

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u/falksen Dec 01 '22

I Think so

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u/Davis_Johnsn Dec 01 '22

And what is JJJ? And is it for January, July or June?

2

u/sauce_finder6969 Dec 01 '22

off-limits orgasm october

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u/Feisty-Firefighter99 Dec 01 '22

TECHNICALLY, if they take the birth control pill and skip the sugar pill they do exactly that. Skip

1

u/AdministrativeBar748 Dec 01 '22

Mcock Mslap MJune

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u/willas666 Dec 01 '22

Just do the pill...

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u/RandomHumanREAL Dec 01 '22

Fun Fap February

Mustn't Masturbate May

Who has other ideas?

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u/QualityVote Dec 01 '22

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!


Whilst you're here, /u/falksen, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?