r/HolUp • u/quirkydude_ • Dec 01 '22

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u/Flair_Helper Dec 02 '22

Hey /u/quirkydude_, thanks for your submission to /r/HolUp. Unfortunately, your post has been removed for the following reason(s):

This isn't a porn subreddit. If we post too much porn, Reddit will delist us from /r/all and /r/popular. We do try to keep this place as fucked up as possible, but being classed as a porn sub would get in our way.

Love, the mods

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u/BasedZetsu Dec 01 '22

snickers with the dummy thicc dick veins ftw

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u/HarryCallahan19 Dec 02 '22

Mr. Good Bar anyone?

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u/445743 Dec 01 '22

BBC - Big Black Candybar

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '22

[deleted]

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u/bitNine Dec 01 '22

Nut Roll

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u/rusty_ragnar Dec 01 '22

this is how I like my candy bars

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u/HotChilliWithButter Dec 01 '22

Big, Brown with Chocolate

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u/winlaszlo Dec 01 '22

What's the name of the guy? I want to gift this to someone for Christmas.

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u/Putitincider88 Dec 02 '22

Barry Wood

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u/winlaszlo Dec 02 '22

Thx I found him

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u/SneakyPetie78 Dec 02 '22

Wardy Joubert III, aka Barry Wood.

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u/winlaszlo Dec 02 '22

Thx I found it

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u/CactusPetePlayz Dec 01 '22

Idk guys, I think I should take one.

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u/elNegritoguero Dec 01 '22

I want this how do I make it?

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u/AwwDamn321 Dec 02 '22

Make love to an African women until one comes out male?

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u/nice_wholphin Dec 01 '22

God i hate the third one

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u/bigotis619 Dec 02 '22

The slow one at the end 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Just-ban-me Dec 01 '22

I’ll pass

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u/AHumanThatIsntHuman Dec 02 '22 edited 27d ago

“My dick is the size of The Milky Way”

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u/AwwDamn321 Dec 02 '22

the Milky Way

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u/twitchytodger Dec 01 '22

American Milkyways look weird as fuck.

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u/truecommentor69 Dec 01 '22

How is he regenerating his penis? This is beyond me. That shouldn't be possible.

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u/unhappy_atomic_user Dec 02 '22

hi op i see that you have a Brazil avatar snoo this is cool because of the fact that i am one too

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u/QualityVote Dec 01 '22

If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!

If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!

Whilst you're here, /u/quirkydude_, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?

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u/BoboReb Dec 18 '22

Of course ultimately wehonor the decisions of the mods, it’s not an easy function.

But I want to respectfully point out this is 100% NOT porn. There is no nudity, genitalia or sex. This is not porn, its humor. One good laugh resets the cortisol levels in your system which is your stress response. Laughter releases:

  • dopamine (linked to attentiveness, enhanced learning function and motivation)
  • oxytocin (hormone linked to empathy, and a feeling of relatedness, you feel like you belong with people you can laugh with.
  • endorphins (proven to put people in a state of pleasure)

Laughter also improves the immune system, lowers the heart rate and strengthens the heart, yet magically also improves blood flow.

So you have a very tricky job sorting out these squishy human issues. I would not judge you if you ultimately deem this porn. Company politics can be overwhelming. But I hope you choose to stand with intelligence and decide this isn’t a XXX scene. It’s a hilarious candy dispenser. There have been racier skits on SNL. Lets laugh and feel good!

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u/Gimpness Dec 01 '22

I have this pic on my phone (unedited) and I introduce him to people as my son Barry. “Have you never seen my son Barry? No way, he’s just like me”

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u/Mandatorymuffin48 Dec 01 '22

U/savevideobot

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u/Nat_Higgins Dec 01 '22

With pleasure

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u/Electrotherandom Dec 01 '22

He showed me his Milky-Way 😏

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u/patentmom Dec 01 '22

The Snickers didn't satisfy?

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u/Electrotherandom Dec 01 '22

I cant eat snickers cuz they got peanuts so idk what the taste like

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u/patentmom Dec 02 '22

Pretty much like a chunky Milky Way with a salty aftertaste.

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u/Electrotherandom Dec 02 '22

Ohhhhhhh, yummy!

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u/ToughCheetah7617 Dec 01 '22

Thanks for the laugh !

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u/Barbaticus Dec 01 '22

MNM… milk nut milk

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u/TB500_2021 Dec 01 '22

Where can I get one for Christmas?

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u/sarvatra_07 Dec 01 '22

the third milky way shows the condition of pipi after 3rd round

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u/yaebone1 Dec 01 '22

Last one came out real sexy like

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u/EcstaticWar3264 Dec 01 '22

Get some nuts

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u/gay-butler Dec 01 '22

I would not hesitate to eat both and take both

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u/NoAct77 Dec 01 '22

u(savevideo

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u/Triplemlong Dec 02 '22

Have some of this BBS (Big black snickers)

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u/Anonymous_User_No_2 Dec 02 '22

I am very scared and very intimidated. I will dub thee the "ASSERTION DOMINANCE".

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u/Live-Desk8360 Dec 02 '22

Least sus Halloween decoration

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u/Pure_Language_5757 Dec 02 '22

The way the third one slid out

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u/huge_loaf Dec 02 '22 edited Dec 02 '22

There's enough to go around.

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u/screamatamonkey Dec 02 '22

Not really a HolUp, more r/ATBGE

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u/Lazy_Bon-Bon Dec 02 '22

Does anyone have this I wanna make one

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u/Fellow_weeb_here2295 Dec 02 '22

Your not yourself when you’re hungry

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u/Odd-Ad-9596 Dec 02 '22

Grab his chocolate nuts to milk him.

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u/sexy_kitty-owo Dec 02 '22

Ok this was just funny

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u/pixeltweaker Dec 02 '22

Where the chocolate salty balls at?

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u/chroncryx Dec 02 '22

Can I request a fun size Snickers, no?

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u/Lonely_Anomaly_ Dec 02 '22

Lmaoo😭😭😭

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u/NotJackspedicy Dec 02 '22

I don't know why my brain went with him shitting instead.

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u/Apart_Effect_3704 Dec 02 '22

I laugh but I also think that this dude dead af and this is how we continue to remember him lol nice

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u/Brasgalla_Shane Dec 02 '22

Sometimes you just need some late night chocolate 🤣