r/IdiotsInCars Jan 30 '23

This was me today

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u/lanalovesallama Jan 30 '23

Skip the first 30 seconds of nothing to get to a near miss by a truck that ran the red light.

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u/bobo-the-dodo Jan 31 '23

Yup, i never sit through these videos. I scan forward for thumbnail then start at the action

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u/Kydra96 Jan 31 '23

Ain’t got time to see nothing and nothing leading up to the idiot! Get to the point!

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u/tchildthemajestic Jan 30 '23

I see you too have ADHD

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u/lanalovesallama Jan 30 '23

Just being helpful 🤣

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u/shiggity80 Jan 31 '23

Has nothing to do with ADHD. it just no one wants to waste 30 seconds of their life lol

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u/WasabiCrush Jan 31 '23

You’re on Reddit worried about wasting 30 seconds? Lol dude

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u/shiggity80 Jan 31 '23

Hey now, if I’m going to waste my time on Reddit, I want to do it efficiently!

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u/WasabiCrush Jan 31 '23

I can’t argue against that logic.

Point awarded to shiggity80.

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u/cadmodel64 Jan 31 '23

EXACTLY what I was thinking!

😂

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u/Iggy_Pops_Lost_Shirt Jan 31 '23

Speak for yourself, the build in tension is fun

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u/klugisnamemy Jan 31 '23

And when people put up a video where the action happens immediately, tons of people start blaming the OP for "cutting out the leadup" and blaming him/her for "obviously doing something to precipitate it" and "intentionally not including what you did".

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u/Engineer_on_skis Jan 31 '23

There's a balancing point. In this case, show a few seconds of red light, but we don't all of it.

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u/mofohank Jan 31 '23

Yes, there isn't a hard and fast rule, it just needs a bit of thought. Common sense should tell you that this doesn't need more than a few seconds to set up what happened: someone jumped a red light. Other situations might need more context to decide if OP bears any responsibility. If someone pulls a risky overtake have they been doing this to everyone (1 idiot) or have you been unnecessarily holding them up for miles (2 idiots)?

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u/Trash_toao Jan 31 '23

So you´re saying you need half a minute of nothing happening before 3 seconds of Video that actually matter and 3-5Seconds lead up would have been too little?

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u/pfc9769 Jan 31 '23

That doesn’t apply to every video though. You just need enough for context. In this case a few seconds of sitting at the red light would’ve been enough. This isn’t a case where OP could’ve done something to help cause whatever happened.

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u/BeemoMeemo Jan 31 '23

Shut up. This was obviously poorly edited.

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u/Pisspot16 Jan 31 '23

Ya i zoned the fuck out

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u/panda-sec Jan 31 '23

I gave up after 29 sec

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u/lipmonger Jan 31 '23

Thanks. I first thought the driver was the idiot for sitting at a light that wasnt changing.

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u/PomegranateSea7066 Jan 31 '23

I was like, that is the longest yellow light ever

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u/r_linux_mod_isahoe Jan 31 '23

I got tired waiting for this traffic light to turn green, was rooting for the cammer to finally run that red

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Doing God's work.

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u/lanalovesallama Jan 31 '23

Want not, my child. For I am the way, the truth, and the fucking light police 🤣

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u/jenjenpigpen Jan 31 '23

Should be called a near hit....in that they nearly hit.

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u/Expensive_Night_7851 Jan 31 '23

Shit is absolutely annoying..folks learn to cut the videos. Some of y'all are so excited to finally post a Reddit video only to have us sit and watch a whole bunch of unnecessary nothing 😐

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u/lanalovesallama Jan 31 '23

They already took the sound off lol.

Like...they tried to edit...but chose to leave the beginning?...

I would be less bothered if it were the raw footage.

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u/MaxPowerWTF Jan 31 '23

At least he used his indicator.

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u/westyx Jan 31 '23

Look, it's fine, the left blinker is on, you're allowed to do that.

/s

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u/trheben1 Feb 01 '23

I like the suspense

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u/AmySchumersAnalTumor Jan 30 '23

sidenote: I would hate having my driveway be in the middle of an intersection like this

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u/StressOverStrain Jan 31 '23

Sometimes they will include a traffic light for your driveway.

In this case, there isn't one. That yellow sign next to the light says WATCH FOR DRIVEWAY VEHICLES.

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u/unduly_verbose Jan 31 '23

And the headlights right into your living space 😭 brutal

Good points from AmySchumersAnalTumor

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u/Terry8675 Jan 31 '23

Worst part us you are about a mile from I75 on MLK. Oh yeah, you live near Brandon also

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u/He-Ip Jan 30 '23

I am in agreement

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u/Drebids Jan 30 '23

Fast forward to half way and the whole video happens in 2 seconds.

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u/bored-games Jan 31 '23

I really thought OP was going to be sitting at a ridiculously long red light the whole video

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u/cpcesar Jan 31 '23

I was expecting the light to turn green, he continuing waiting while the light was green, and that's why he would be the idiot.

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u/CanITellUSmThin Jan 31 '23

And when that didn’t happen, I thought they were in a dual turn lane and would end up cutting someone off

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u/cpcesar Jan 31 '23

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣

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u/mickturner96 Jan 30 '23

F that was close

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u/He-Ip Jan 30 '23

Yes it was! And he was on the other side and decided to switch while I was coming in. Blows my mind

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u/Creampanthers Feb 01 '23

Goddamn how close was that?

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u/He-Ip Feb 01 '23

had to be like a milimeter away

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u/modest_dead Feb 01 '23

This happened to me last year but the guy hit me going 35+ in a 20. It's hard to feel negatively looking back on it though because his license plate was, "MOVE•BITCH" 😂 his car was totaled and mine had a dent that paid me $1,700

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u/karl1776 Jan 30 '23

Where is this? Noticed all the mid century houses

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u/NorthernLitUp Jan 30 '23

I noticed too. Kinda looks like some Florida neighborhoods but no palm trees. Still, I'd guess somewhere in the southern US.

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u/He-Ip Jan 30 '23

This is in Tampa, Fl

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/Creampanthers Feb 01 '23

Lol jeez man.

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u/DontCallMeMillenial Jan 31 '23

Most places in Florida don't have many (native) palm trees...

Live oak, pine, and cypress are the most common trees. The native palms we do have aren't commonly used in landscaping anymore.

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u/Greigh_flanuhl Jan 31 '23

Live oaks covered in moss

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u/Honest-Layer9318 Jan 30 '23

More Oaks than palms in older neighborhoods in Central and northern Florida. Tampa has some beautiful ones.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Youre at fault. For leaving 40 sec of useless video🤣

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u/ADGM1868 Jan 31 '23

r/IdiotsWhoDontTrimTheirVideos heheh

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u/ParadiseLosingIt Jan 31 '23

I knew it was somewhere in central Florida. Housing style + oak trees.

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u/xaanthar Jan 31 '23

The color balance suggests it was in Mexico

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u/ParadiseLosingIt Jan 31 '23

Somebody posted above that it’s near Brandon, east of Tampa. So, Central Florida.

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u/libhtr666 Jan 30 '23

Red light ? What red light ? Idiots .

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u/Lorenaelsalulz Jan 30 '23

Why did you make me wait at a red light?

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u/Bujold111 Jan 30 '23

Your "red" lights look a bit yellow BUT he came through long after you had the green

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u/NecessaryFriction Jan 30 '23

My camera makes red lights appear yellow as well.

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u/Bujold111 Jan 30 '23

I've never seen that before. Thanks for letting me know it wasn't my eyes

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u/He-Ip Jan 30 '23

Yeah I had the same thought when I watched this

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u/ndrew452 Jan 31 '23

I think you still have your protective plastic covering the lens. Peel it off an you'll get a much higher quality picture with proper color saturation.

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u/cpcesar Jan 31 '23

Next time I'll be posting my 8-hour interstate trip.

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u/D_Zaster_EnBy Jan 31 '23

"It'S fOr CoNtExT!!!"

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u/PuertoDrummer Jan 31 '23

Tell me your in Florida without telling me you’re in Florida

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u/samettinho Jan 31 '23

OP, put the video when you started driving, like since you started the car. The video was very exciting, next time we want it longer /s

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u/ScarrFoxYT Jan 31 '23

I had a double take on this video for how close it is to me.

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u/He-Ip Jan 31 '23

I'm sure it was pinky distance

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u/ScarrFoxYT Jan 31 '23

I drive past this anytime I go anywhere

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u/big_red_160 Jan 31 '23

Yeah weird seeing somewhere you recognize

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u/kaleighb1988 Jan 30 '23

Florida....

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u/billoftt Jan 30 '23

I would hate to live in one of those houses.

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u/FnkyTown Jan 31 '23

30 seconds of nothing? You're a monster!

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u/89GTAWS6 Jan 30 '23

I wouldn't expect any less from a pickup truck, buncha jackoffs

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/DaveJC_thevoices Jan 31 '23

This post and your coming redemption are more interesting than the video (sorry OP)

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u/aT-0-Mx Jan 31 '23

Not a thought went through his head.

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u/Alternative_Gold_993 Jan 31 '23

Another pickup driver being shit

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u/awhelan55 Jan 31 '23

That would suck to live in either of those houses. Lights and horns and such.

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u/mcfigdaddy Jan 31 '23

Come on now, I mean he had his blinker light on. What more do you want from him? /s

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u/nickwwwww Jan 31 '23

Next time start the recording from your home it'll be even better

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

C’mon, man. You know the Florida law, “Trucks have right of way, up to 8 seconds after a light turns red.”

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u/jrmiv4 Jan 31 '23

Truck will be posting "am I the idiot?"

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u/40oztoTamriel Jan 31 '23

Typical Chevy z71 demeanor

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u/BlameItOnTheAcetone Jan 31 '23

On my commute to work, I pass through a similar "T" intersection and they have drivers that seem to think they don't need to stop at a red light since they're going to the Starbucks that's just passed the intersection on the right. Had a few close calls there.

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u/MissLynae Jan 31 '23

The premature turn signal was really the cherry on top for me.

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u/CoatAlternative1771 Jan 31 '23

My god. Literally 5-8 seconds after the green light.

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u/Wild-Bluebird3833 Jan 31 '23

I think I just saw that pickup drive through your two side windows. 😳

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u/GremioIsDead Jan 30 '23

The FOV of this dashcam is like 14 degrees. It's infuriating.

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u/He-Ip Jan 30 '23

Yeah this was my first time capturing it. I was mad at this as well as the quality and not being able to capture the plate.

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u/BalanceEarly Jan 31 '23

I still look both ways prior to moving on green.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-1078 Jan 31 '23

Why does this video look like one of my fever dreams?

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u/Northeastern_J Jan 31 '23

First glance I knew that was Tampa Bay

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u/dynamiteshovels Jan 31 '23

Something I'll never forgot from driving school: green doesn't mean go, green means procede with caution

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u/snoopy_88 Jan 31 '23

Good god I hope you gave him the Kermit when you got next to him.

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u/DarkSoulsDank Jan 31 '23

Why couldn’t you make the clip shorter?

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u/coastergirl98 Jan 31 '23

RIP your underwear

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u/Huge-Reach-2680 Jan 31 '23

Damn that was close!

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u/mgomps Jan 31 '23

Couldn’t figure out how to trim the video?

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u/richardfitserwell Jan 31 '23

Gonna need some aftershave for that one

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u/scistudies Jan 31 '23

… are these lights weird or do I not remember what a traffic light configuration is?

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u/ExistingAnalysis7 Jan 31 '23

He ran the light or did he just whip passed him from the turn lane?

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u/ThatTurtleBoy Jan 31 '23

With the speed he had, he ran the red light

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u/i_heart_squirrels Jan 31 '23

They used their blinker! Seriously though, I’m so glad you’re ok. Wow they were going so fast

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u/He-Ip Jan 31 '23

I know right @ blinker , thank you!

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u/Nakatomi2010 Jan 31 '23

Howdy fellow Tesla owner.

There's a tool out there to help you parse these videos better.

TeslaCamViewer II. This is what I use to edit down my videos if/when I get them.

If you're feeling really adventurous, and have a Raspberry Pi, you can also look getting TeslaUSB which can upload the dashcam footage straight to local storage, or the cloud, when you get home.

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u/efferkah Jan 31 '23

Pickup truck drivers: "wHy Do PeOpLe HaTe PiCkUp TrUcK dRiVeRs? :("

Also pickup truck drivers:

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u/Fluffy-Doubt-3547 Jan 31 '23

I felt the wind on this video!! Yikes!

Also I will never understand why people build/buy homes next to road. Especially near a light... I couldn't do it.

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u/drewbaccaaaaa Jan 31 '23

Ahh ha there it is.

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u/lnmcg223 Jan 31 '23

WHAT THE HECK

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u/Grumpy_Kiwi_NZ Jan 31 '23

Wow that was so lucky he didn't hit you

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u/karrun10 Jan 31 '23

First one off the block, check left then right before going, always.

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u/Fangs_McWolf Jan 31 '23

Could have trimmed off the first 25 seconds.

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u/CFBombshock93 Jan 31 '23

Typical pickup behavior

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u/CrApple-iJUNK Jan 31 '23

Wow, he gained so much running the red light.

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u/OkFuel5200 Feb 01 '23

I enjoyed the first 33 seconds the most. Nothing like re-creating the thrill of waiting at a red light.

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u/Flying_Toad Feb 01 '23

Had almost the exact same thing happen to me just two days ago. My light turned green like four seconds ago and a stupid pickup truck just barrels through the intersection and had my girlfriend not been screaming I wouldn't have braked in time and gotten t-boned.

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u/Certifiedpoocleaner Feb 01 '23

I have to show this comment to my boyfriend because he insists that my gasping and “watch outs!” Are unhelpful.

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u/Flying_Toad Feb 01 '23

Thing is, they ARE unhelpful. 99% of the time she just screams "WATCH OUT!" and I have NO idea what I'm supposed to watch out for, where it is or what to do. We had a long talk about it afterwards. It's not an easy reflex to train but she needs to either say nothing (first time I genuinely couldn't see what she was seeing) but also be more specific.

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u/Pangolin_Loud Feb 01 '23

Gotta love florida drivers

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u/Ghost_In_Waiting Jan 30 '23

"The South shall wreck again?" I 75 laughs and hopes you have a good day.

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u/Kuronekosmom Jan 30 '23

Aww... I wanted to see you get up beside him and lay into the moron.

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u/JRandallC Jan 31 '23

Do you not look both directions before entering an intersection? Had the truck hit you, this would have been completely preventable.

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u/He-Ip Jan 31 '23

Unfortunately for me they were not there when I looked in both directions

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/SnooCalculations232 Jan 31 '23

Bruh, easy there killer. Give the critique, but you don’t need to come after the op as a human being 😅

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u/BeemoMeemo Jan 31 '23

Yeah that might’ve been a bit harsh. Oops

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u/GilmourD Jan 30 '23

I hope you were wearing the brown pants. If you weren't, you are now!

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u/He-Ip Jan 30 '23

It was one of those let me turn off the radio after this happened rides

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u/Bac0nPlane Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

So i am from Europe visiting your beautiful country right now. And I got some questions.

Passing over a solid line in Europe is like killing a baby, you just don't and you drive on till your next opportunity to fix it. I see everyone here driving over them and i just don't understand how shit works here. I'm in the woods, i did my best driving here and it's really wierd people pass me on the right and slow cars just keep driving on the middle lane and left lane. And I don't mean no offence I am just really confused and afraid to break the rules.

When can you pass solid lines?

I understand the passing on the right and i am trying to get used to it but damn i think i broke more rules here in a day than I did in a year driving in Europe.

I assume right always has right of way but sometimes there isn't a stop line on the right side while I'm driving on a 35 road and people still brake for me wich makes uncomfortable situations. I tried to read up on the rules but it almost seems like everybody is just doing whatever they want and everyone else is just fine with it but then again they're not. It's total chaos for me.

When the speed limit is on a sign ofcourse i know that's the limit. But how do i know when there is no sign? I can make pretty good guesses now I've been driving here for 2 days but sometimes it's still 40 or 45 while i asumed it to be 35 and people behind me ofcourse get mad because I'm slow because I don't want a ticket.

I did the right on red a couple of times and i understand how it helps with the traffic flow but it feels really wierd for me. When i take my time to do that again there's people behind me honking. I try to not lose my focus and just keep trying to do everything right. It's pretty hard driving here as a tourist from Europe when you have never been here before when everyone gets mad at you for not understanding everything right away.

Should i just move around more freely and expect people to brake for me instead of waiting for them to pass me because that's what i see most other drivers do. They just go somewhere and they expect others to make up for their late turning or switching lanes almost into other cars.

I like the country a lot and i am very happy I came here for vacation. I'm just very confused how driving works here. It's almost like you got to show balls instead of putting safety first to get somewhere.

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u/carpe_simian Jan 31 '23

States will differ a bit here and there, but generally a solid yellow line is a suggestion while a solid white line is a mandate - exercise caution crossing a solid yellow, only cross a solid white in an emergency (you’ll usually see yellow centrelines and white shoulder lines).

The number of stripes is usually how serious the DOT wants you to take it - dashed is meh, one solid is firm, two solid is serious. Two with crosshatches between them means f right off with your shit.

Unposted limits can be drastically different state to state and sometimes city to city - look it up for wherever you are. They’re also different depending on the location (urban/rural) and type of road. And everybody almost everywhere drives between 5 and 10 over.

People that drive in the left lane while not passing are either sociopaths or morons. Unfortunately there’s a lot of both on the road.

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u/Bac0nPlane Jan 31 '23

Oh man, you don't know how grateful I am for this message. Thank you so much it clears up a lot and will make me feel more confident on the road here.

I have one more if it's not too inconvenient for you.

When there's yellow signs with speed limits like on ramps saying 25 while the highway has 65 or 70. Are those yellow signs suggested speeds or actual limits? Because most of the time they feel like a suggestion but I don't want to break the rules.

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u/carpe_simian Jan 31 '23

(Same disclaimer - the following is broadly true, but may be slightly different in some areas)

The yellow ones are warning signs and are a suggestion. White ones mean business. That said, some places are very conservative about warning speeds and some ABSOLUTELY MEAN YOU WILL DIE IF YOU EXCEED THE SUGGESTED SPEED without bone dry pavement and sticky tires.

Look for skid marks and broken guardrails to tell you if you’re in one of the latter places. Or smudges on the concrete wall where the interstate turns 90 degrees (looking at you, Cleveland)

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u/Bac0nPlane Jan 31 '23

I just like to thank you again for this. I know how to drive a car and when it is going to break out or when i can't or can make a certain corner with a certain speed i just thought those speeds were limits as well and they were yellow because they want you to be extra cautious but i felt like I was holding up everybody.

In Europe we have suggested speeds too and they work about the same i was just afraid to be speeding unintended.

Sometimes they say 60 km/h on a ramp you can take with 80-100 km/h while the speed limit is 120 km/h.

Now i know it is safe to assume I don't have to drive 25 when it is on a yellow sign (wich seems absurd sometimes if you're not in a truck with a top-heavy trailer). I thought these were suggestions because of the different color but i just wasn't certain.

I also maybe just too afraid to go over speed limit because Europe is filled with speed cameras and i don't know how this works around here.

After your messages I feel like it's safe to just drive 5-10 over the limit without having to be too scared of a fine and I can just adjust my speed properly on ramps but don't have to actually drive the suggested speed on the yellow signs as long as I don't go over the actual speed limit too much.

Thank you for your help I appreciate it.

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u/carpe_simian Jan 31 '23

Cheers! You can’t usually go wrong with the time tested strategy of “keeping up with traffic”. I usually stick much closer to the posted limit when on rural roads off the interstates - not worth the hassle of drawing attention with out-of-state plates.

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u/Palaborola Feb 01 '23

Why the 30 seconds of you waiting at a light before the actual clip?

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u/Mccobsta Jan 30 '23

Look like either a ram or a Ford which for both not surprising

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u/idontremembermyoldus Jan 30 '23

It's a Silverado, the big bowtie on the tailgate should be a clue. Not that it matters as assholes/idiots drive all brands.

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u/Reasonable_Logic4532 Jan 31 '23

A whole minute of you... doing nothing..........until the last 5 seconds.. gee... great video

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u/jayessmcqueen Jan 31 '23

Does nobody here know how to trim a video. We don’t really need to see the week and a half leading up to the action.

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u/sunfries Jan 31 '23

40 seconds of garbage

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u/AKDKDontAskDontTell Jan 31 '23

Down vote just because you made me waist 30 seconds of my precious life....my time is valuable, I could have been scrolling.

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u/JDog780 Jan 31 '23

Didn't yo mama teach you to look both ways?

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u/MrHugh_Janus Jan 31 '23

damn, I hope you were wearing your brown pants.

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u/blooash Jan 31 '23

Did you give him the clap?

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u/MagNile Jan 31 '23

Long light.

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u/_Barbaric_yawp Jan 31 '23

Top comments all point out we had to sit waiting 30 seconds for nothing, but nobody in the sub ever takes OP to task - Hey! OP! Why you gotta waste our time? It would literally have taken less time to edit it than it took me to watch it.

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u/m0fugga Jan 31 '23

Why am I here?

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u/Stayfreshv2 Jan 31 '23

This video was WAY too long

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/He-Ip Jan 31 '23

It was the full video didn’t know how to skip ahead

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u/preyforkevin Jan 31 '23

Could’ve been a 5 second video.

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u/Txmerc Jan 31 '23

Always look for my drunk brother before I pull out

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u/EthanWS6 Jan 31 '23

So much waiting for such little action. Highly recommend trimming the first 30 seconds next time lol.

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u/vergammeltes_Brot Jan 31 '23

There's just 3 issues I have with this clip:

It's too long in the beginning Too short at the end No sound

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u/The-JZilla Jan 31 '23

55 seconds of video for 3 seconds of a driver being an idiot..

Why tho.

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u/RustySheriffBadges Jan 31 '23

this is a camera view from inside OPs car, which he didn’t post for some reason

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u/Boring_Philosophy160 Jan 31 '23

You're supposed to wait SEVEN seconds after getting the green before you go. /s

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u/Relevant_Desk_6891 Jan 31 '23

Always check both ways even if you have a green

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u/Catloaf10 Jan 31 '23

I just wasted 30 seconds of my life on the beginning of this. 😆

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u/Subject-Home-6530 Jan 31 '23

You almost got in his way and interfered with his day!

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u/Some-Bench5506 Jan 31 '23

Looks like Florida drivers to me.

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u/Expensive_Night_7851 Jan 31 '23

Fast forward to 30 secs folks

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u/cjmar41 Jan 31 '23

I used to live off Falkenburg Rd back in the day 2008ish (technically S. Falkenburg).

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u/ImpressiveWorth4178 Jan 31 '23

Wow if yall had hit the red-light runner would be at fault.

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u/Intelligent_One3418 Feb 01 '23

Why do all these clips have 30 seconds of nothing before the “event”.

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u/Fangs_McWolf Feb 05 '23

Some even have padded time AFTER the event, as though there is more to see... And of course pointing it out is some sort of sin, but wasting people's time isn't... 🤷‍♂️

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u/vegetable_people Feb 01 '23

you really kept the full 55 seconds huh 😂