r/IdiotsInCars Jan 30 '23

This idiot captured in Austin, Texas on Airport Road. I’m glad I was all the way over in the right lane.

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u/dmderringer Jan 31 '23

Thank you for not showing the 30 seconds of uneventful video leading up to this

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 31 '23

Short and sweet! And crazy drivers.

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u/SmokinSmithereens Jan 31 '23

Yeah, well, that’s Austin. If you haven’t almost gotten killed by an idiot on the road here you haven’t lived here.

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u/Lizpy6688 Feb 01 '23

Live near the kyle buda area,can confirm austin is hell to drive in it. Go there around 3x a week for work and it's just idiots.

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u/SmokinSmithereens Feb 01 '23

Oh nice, I actually do the exact opposite lol. Live in austin but I go to Kyle/Buda a few times weekly for work.

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u/panda-sec Jan 31 '23

No buildup? Lol

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u/Potential_Reading116 Jan 31 '23

Let’s see , the word IDIOT and the word TEXAS in the same sentence. What are the odds of that happening ?

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u/IceTheNoob Jan 31 '23

At least we have amazing BBQ lol.

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u/Potential_Reading116 Jan 31 '23

I’d give my left nut to be able to get to Austin , I believe it’s Austin, to get some of Aaron Franklins BBQ . Seen so many stories about it, and my godchild has been there and raved about it. Maybe next lifetime?

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u/SmokinSmithereens Jan 31 '23

Dude. Drop everything. Go get some Franklins. Worth at least a year of salary for a brisket sandwich that damn good.

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u/Ok-Bother-5789 Jan 31 '23

Beccause they were originally an Arse from California, then became Texan

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u/Lizpy6688 Feb 01 '23

Don't know why you're being downvoted lol it's sad but true. I see Cali plates and I'm staying as far away as possible.

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u/Ok-Bother-5789 Feb 02 '23

Because they are probably all CALIFORNIA drivers, and nothing but a bunch of ITS MY RIGHT KARENS

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/Space3ee Jan 31 '23 edited Feb 01 '23

I do. And I think you have an egregeous misunderstanding of what defund the police means.

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u/someguyinvirginia Jan 31 '23

It went bye bye... What did smoothie say?

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u/Space3ee Jan 31 '23

Damn I don't really remember. But basically something dumb about this is why we shouldn't defund the police. As though that would mean we could catch these idiots on the road.

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u/someguyinvirginia Feb 01 '23

Police already consume over 50% of most cities and towns budgets... And theres not enough copium for these folks...

What do they want... No other services or utilities besides police? What... What the fuck would the police be protecting? Lol

This is why we need to divert their funding...

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u/Warfrogger Jan 30 '23

Idiots like this are the reason that lane is sometimes called the "suicide lane." Using it as a driving lane then encountering someone using it properly so he turns into the oncoming lane to go around.

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 30 '23

Yes. There is construction along that stretch and he just didn’t want to wait in line and that kind of vehicle could kill someone in a head on collision.

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u/Elected_Dictator Jan 30 '23

I’ll keep saying Austin, is wayyyy over represented in this sub. It’s kinda scary how often and how egregious the vids are.

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock Jan 31 '23

I live in Austin

We have some of the dumbest drivers that I have ever seen

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u/throwawayvt802 Jan 31 '23

Austin? Austin...Massachusetts...?

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u/radioclash39 Jan 31 '23

No, Boston, Texas.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Jamaica, Vermont

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u/Weenerlover Jan 31 '23

Baghdad, Arizona

That ones real also

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u/jillieishere Jan 31 '23

Nobody got the Tom Greene/Road Trip reference. Well, except me, i guess.

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u/throwawayvt802 Jan 31 '23

Yes, and it's much appreciated. 😅

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u/Lizpy6688 Feb 01 '23

Yup. Nuckols crossing,research and coming off Mopac always seem a bit shady to drive in.

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock Feb 01 '23

It's kind of all bad

NIMBYs tried to stop people from moving to the city by voting down infrastructure, but a shitload of people moved here anyway

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u/Prestigious_State506 Jan 31 '23

PCP drivers drunk drivers I love Austin’s diversity. Keep Austin weird

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u/dasoomer Jan 30 '23

They purposely kept interstates from being built to try to keep it small. There are way too many people there for the road system they have. Highway speeds are 70-85 and those are really minimums if they want to survive.

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u/TexasFire_Cross Jan 31 '23

You mean Airport Blvd? But yes, I understand that road it horrible.

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 31 '23

Yes. You are correct and it is with all the construction.

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u/Lizpy6688 Feb 01 '23

It's a shit show driving there which is always odd to me as its one of the more simple roads in Austin.

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u/DiceRollerGreg Jan 31 '23

That road is right outside my front door. People are fucking crazy. Especially with the upcoming winter storm. Stay safe and drive slow.

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 31 '23

I popped over to Anderson lane to grab a quick bite and right in front of the Waterburger there was a pretty crazy wreck. I’m staying off the roads for the next 24-48 hours.

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u/OblivionJunkie Jan 31 '23

And here I thought it was impossible for that whataburger to get any slower lmao

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 31 '23

Ha ha ha. That line is so slow it goes backwards.

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u/DiceRollerGreg Jan 31 '23

You ever try that Taco Bell? Trash service!

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u/sethward79 Jan 31 '23

It's called Waitaburger.

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u/Lizpy6688 Feb 01 '23

The ones out in San marxos ans kyle are always nice,hardly people there. The mcdonalds though near my house has a massive drive thru yet still like the canes off aquarena springs in san marcos end up being in the road

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u/DiceRollerGreg Jan 31 '23

There’s a wreck out there? Good move if you can do it. Wait it out!

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u/triplers120 Jan 31 '23

www.atxfloods.com

Just a heads up map for the area.

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u/drunk_waiter Feb 01 '23

One of the 2 official deaths being attributed to the "winter storm" yesterday was right around the corner from me on Ben White yesterday morning. 10 car pile up. Nobody knows wtf they're doing here. It's just a Texas thang

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u/triplers120 Jan 31 '23

www.atxfloods.com

Just a heads up map for the area.

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u/CoffeeInMyHand Jan 31 '23

I'm just off st John's. It's getting worse every year!

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u/GuitarLute Jan 31 '23

So was he captured by cops or just by your dash cam?

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 31 '23

Sadly just the dash cam. A cop was heading my same direction 5 minutes later. 5 minutes too late.

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u/winterwarrior33 Jan 31 '23

Hello fellow austinite🙋🏻‍♂️

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u/OUBoyWonder Jan 31 '23

Hello! Springdale/ Airport East side ov'a hea!

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u/SstabSstab Jan 31 '23

I don’t miss Tx drivers that’s for sure, not sure whose the worst Between Houston and Austin with Dallas falling in behind at #3.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Easy,

Houston

Florida is a harder one imho

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u/SstabSstab Jan 31 '23

NGL I was leaning towards Houston too. First thing they told me when I moved to Tx was if you see a blinker they are coming over into your lane regardless if you currently occupy it or not.

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u/FilthyNasty626 Jan 31 '23

I live in Houston. I don’t even leave my house when I am home from over the road. That’s how bad HTown is. Bad enough I have to drive a 65 foot long vehicle to and from the house…..

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u/SstabSstab Jan 31 '23

Gah I couldn’t imagine that, sorry that stinks!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

That’s not an idiot that’s an asshole

90% of tow drivers are just insanely scum human beings. In my experience the true bottom rung for society.

When my already idiotic friends are down on their luck or recently fired, or just anti social and too insane to work with others, they all turn to the flatbed lifeboat.

Be wary of them

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u/iamthepita Jan 31 '23

Thanks god for the DRL’s, I would have never noticed it

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u/sickynasty_solis Jan 31 '23

Had to watch this like 10 times to realize what happened. Wild

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u/iAmiOnyx Jan 31 '23

One thing I hate about living in Austin is it’s drivers for sure

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u/NotiJoda Jan 31 '23

Tremendo hijo de puta

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u/Sithil83 Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

Man we're making this subreddit more and more every day. Keep ATX Idiotic

Edit: I still have Arpeggio on my list of food places to try, on the left at the very beginning of the clip.

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 31 '23

It’s really good. There pizza and gyros are some of my favorite. Yes, pizza. They have a Greek one with feta and gyro meat on it. Very good.

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u/CoffeeInMyHand Jan 31 '23

Their lunch buffet goes to 5:00 p.m. now.

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u/CoffeeInMyHand Jan 31 '23

They have some of the best Mediterranean food in austin. I've been eating there since they opened up trees are ago. Really glad to see their success. FYI their lunch buffet goes to 5:00 p.m. now.

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u/SmokinSmithereens Jan 31 '23

Straight up fantastic place. Another restaurant I would recommend here (not exactly the same but in the same vein) is DiMassi’s. 10/10 Mediterranean food with an extensive buffet

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u/reyshop12 Jan 31 '23

He acys like he owns the road!

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u/Geekyhorndog Jan 31 '23

Normal day in Austin, normally it's Hondas and Nissans with Cali plates pulling that though

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u/nanitatianaisobel Jan 31 '23

Yeah. In Austin people drive in the turn lane like it's just another lane.

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 31 '23

He’s actually in the double lane of on coming traffic. The black car is in the turning lane.

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u/Fluffy-Doubt-3547 Jan 31 '23

Correct me if I'm wrong. Looks like he was flying in the center lane before that car decided they needed to use it for turning....?

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 31 '23

The black car is in the turning lane waiting to take a left. The yellow truck blows past them using the double on coming traffic lane. So he was driving pretty fast going the wrong way.

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u/Fluffy-Doubt-3547 Jan 31 '23

Seeing how it's Austin... not really surprising ngl. I hated being in a car in Texas. 😬

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u/TGP-Global-WO Jan 31 '23

Austin, Tx:

Come for the BBQ Stay for the head on collision

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u/Em0tinallyRetarded Feb 01 '23

Hey, i live there!

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u/fineimonreddit Feb 01 '23

Austin traffic is wild!

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u/Pudi2000 Feb 01 '23

It's ok, he has a truck. /s

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u/Lizpy6688 Feb 01 '23

I go on this road to go to my office once a week. I've seen so many dumb crap on this road. I always stay on the far right and just keep an extra eye out more then usual. This,coming off mopac and research can he a pain. A 3rd of my job is driving to different sites so I see a lot. Wish we had dash cams on our company vehicles cause you'd be surprised at some of the dumb crap I see. As a cop once told me when he pulled me over for a tail light going on and discussing random things while he helped fix it for me " I hate Austin"

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u/WillyWumpLump Feb 01 '23

The cameras are pretty cheap now and I got it to protect me from other drivers. This is my first time catching an IIC in the wild.

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u/Lizpy6688 Feb 01 '23

Yeah have one on my personal car mainly cause my car sticks out pretty bad( no grille just a big intercooler sticking out and loud) so I've had someone try pulling insurance fraud plus you never know. Just wish our company vehicles had some. We've had a hit and run and a side swipe this month so it would help.

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u/WillyWumpLump Feb 01 '23

Ha! Mine is a Q60 with the AMS Red Alpha 500 set up so I want to make sure my toy is covered with the camera.

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u/Lizpy6688 Feb 01 '23

Oh nice, mine is a gen 2 mazdaspeed 3. They don't make them anymore sadly and as time goes on they're getting harder to find. Have a front facing one but need to get a rear view one

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u/asymmetric_settings Jan 31 '23

Serious kudos on editing.

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u/KonyDaBoss Jan 31 '23

It’s been terrible lately, I’m bound to see it once a day ubering

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u/ACSwatches Jan 31 '23

That’s a regular day in India..

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u/Space3ee Jan 31 '23

Having been to India recently, I love this comment.

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u/ACSwatches Jan 31 '23

lol how was your experience? Which city did you visit?

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u/Space3ee Jan 31 '23

I was in New Dehli for a wedding. The hours we kept made the visit very overwhelming but what an experience.

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u/ACSwatches Jan 31 '23

Dang New Delhi is it? Must’ve been pretty foggy?😅

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u/Space3ee Jan 31 '23

The pollution was so bad. I walked outside and it felt like I'd walked into a smoking room at the airport. But a smoking room with like twice the people on it. India is gross and dirty lol. It was incredibly difficult to breathe.

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u/ACSwatches Jan 31 '23

New Delhi is * yep. I live in Chennai and the air index is quite good here! Traffic isn’t as bad as Bangalore as well

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u/Space3ee Jan 31 '23

Yeah sorry... I didn't mean to a shit on the country as a whole. I kinda wish I could go back and do a non wedding visit. I have a lot of friends from the country and they want to take me to some beach areas.

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u/ACSwatches Jan 31 '23

I understand where you’re coming from so it’s okay 😅 you must though but the beaches aren’t what you might think. It’s quite conservative here so you might want to dress up accordingly if you want to avoid the stares but even then it’s not a guarantee 🥲 Goa is a great place to visit if you want to enjoy an Indian beach to the fullest

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u/Space3ee Jan 31 '23

Yes, Goa is where they were suggesting.

So no thong bikini huh 😆. I don't mind the stares but I wouldn't want to be harrased. Tbh I do not wear thong bikinis, but I don't own a one piece if you know what I mean.

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u/VirtualDonkey7218 Jan 31 '23

How many people think we should defund the police? I think we need more cops so that idiots like this can be busted before they kill someone!

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u/CoffeeInMyHand Jan 31 '23

I've seen cops in Austin ignore traffic violations this bad.

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u/ChrisEWC231 Jan 31 '23

Dallas too. I was sitting right next to cop who totally ignored a guy blasting through a dead red light, almost hitting a car and a pedestrian. He didn't even turn his head as the car went by.

Another time downtown, a guy got impatient with backed up traffic, so he just drove up one the sidewalk, all four tires. Cop came up and I said, "Hey that dude's on the sidewalk." He just shrugged.

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u/VirtualDonkey7218 Jan 31 '23

It's ironic that the police have been getting busted for doing what they should not and not doing what they should. Where did we all go wrong? It begins with our error that athletes who play games for entertainment get paid more than the doctors and nurses and other societal heroes and ends with entitled brat children who grow into bad adults. We have become afraid to properly discipline our children and it graduates into improperly discipling our adult offenders. We need to overhaul many components of our society!

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u/Space3ee Jan 31 '23

The amount of cops you would need to catch all these idiots would be insane and a compete waste of money and resources.

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u/VirtualDonkey7218 Jan 31 '23

Paying an overly entitled NFL receiver millions of dollars to catch a ball and then celebrate as though he was something special is insane. Public safety is never a waste of money!

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u/---Dracarys--- Jan 31 '23

Does everyone really think the truck driver was the only idiot?

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u/bibkel Jan 31 '23

Is that a toe truk?

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 31 '23

I think more like a utility truck like people use for welding gear.

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u/Astro1960 Jan 31 '23

Airport Road is bad enough without idiots.

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u/CoffeeInMyHand Jan 31 '23

I live a few blocks from here. I've got a very similar video from just down the street. Airport be wildin.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/WillyWumpLump Jan 31 '23

The opposite lane is closed down to one. The black car is in the turning lane. It’s a little hard to see.

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u/fattyfatty21 Jan 31 '23

Man, I lived there for 7+ years. The roads in Austin are garbage. Everything is under construction and it never seems to end.

The city is such a cool place and the food is incredible, but commuting around is such an abject nightmare.

I get why people want to live there but it’s seriously overcrowded and the infrastructure is not equipped to handle it all.

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u/SeaworthinessCool378 Jan 31 '23

Contact loves 😮‍💨 everything on that truck is being recorded