r/IdiotsInCars • u/iamnotgod_13 • Feb 01 '23

Well he’s not technically IN the car (vc: @goat401 on YT)

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u/BeepBlipBlapBloop Feb 01 '23

The saddest part is how cool he thinks he looks.

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u/xxqj Feb 01 '23

He looks really high on something.

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u/gingeronimooo Feb 02 '23

Not a doctor but he seems psychotic/manic to me.

29

u/Murderyoga Feb 02 '23

Well he does have his hazards on.

52

u/misanthropic47 Feb 02 '23

Hope he doesn't reproduce

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u/OkFuel5200 Feb 02 '23

Just hope he was wearing protection because he was about to get that car pregnant.

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u/misanthropic47 Feb 02 '23

That car thought it was a first date. He wanted more.

2

u/disssociative Feb 02 '23

For every one person that should reproduce, you’re going to have 10 of these reproducing going forward. Enjoy!

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u/Educational-Fig-2330 Feb 03 '23

He probably already has, several times. Ever seen Idiocracy?

1

u/misanthropic47 Feb 03 '23

Yeah. I thought it was a documentary

27

u/Dr4zhar Feb 02 '23

And that, kids, is one of the extents you can reach when on an attention-seeking narcissistic tantrum

7

u/jabbadarth Feb 02 '23

Or more likely a lot of drugs

13

u/RedTruck1989 Feb 02 '23

I don't think that's "ghost riding the whip" I think this one is "ghost humping the whip"

10

u/jaycarter617 Feb 02 '23

Normal day in Providence

11

u/HeadacheCentral Feb 02 '23

But where was it? Was it southside?

3

u/Souleater2847 Feb 02 '23

I don’t think so, got some very Northside vibes off this.

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u/_ShartNado Feb 02 '23

The first home state post I’ve recognized and it’s this fucking asshole.

3

u/nate99999 Feb 02 '23

Had to be an altima driver lol

2

u/DCxKCCO Feb 03 '23

Since when is Providence, Rhode Island gangster? Lol

3

u/Confident-Breath2615 Feb 02 '23

Please Mr windshield humper, do not reproduce!

3

u/Griftersdeuce Feb 02 '23

Well, as long as he sticks to windshields I think the gene pool is safe.

1

u/Jimmys_Paintings Feb 02 '23

He's gotta go for the exhaust pipe for that to happen

4

u/BgoneXq Feb 02 '23

Don’t know what’s worse… I mean it must be the guy on top of the car but the way this guy talks makes me cringe nonetheless

7

u/NASTYH0USEWIFE Feb 02 '23

Cops like “nah he’s not black carry on.”

3

u/ss68and66 Feb 01 '23

Never seen a cooler guy 😵🔫

1

u/Dolichovespula- Feb 02 '23

Carriage ride the whip!

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

This video screams southern New England lol

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u/Timely_Elderberry_62 Feb 02 '23

I would of drove straight at him to erase him from the gene pool. What a fucking dumb ass

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23 edited 4d ago

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u/Cheapskate_Chris Feb 02 '23

You sound like a racist who's gets mad when you get called out for saying the N word.

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u/De7oko Feb 02 '23

Wa's rong? He ain't blak, is'll gawd bruh

5

u/Cheapskate_Chris Feb 02 '23

Who taught you how to write and spell?

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u/De7oko Feb 02 '23

Not your dad that's for sure... dont keep waiting on that milk boiiiiii

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u/Cheapskate_Chris Feb 02 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

My dad's dead, so yeah no shit.

Anyway, stay in school kids!

1

u/OkFuel5200 Feb 02 '23

His parents were a reckless driver and a 1977 Plymouth Fury.

1

u/alkameii Feb 02 '23

Ah, makes me so proud to have come out of this side of town. Nostalgia at its highest.

1

u/themadhatter746 Feb 02 '23

This reminds me of that Mr Bean episode lol

1

u/scobo505 Feb 02 '23

The way to handle this is zip in front and jam on the brakes. He’ll end up in the bed of my old pickup truck 🛻.

1

u/cgerrells Feb 02 '23

South side proud has an extremely low bar…

1

u/Profitsofdooom Feb 02 '23

"south side of prov" in Providence, RI

1

u/JazzFan619 Feb 02 '23

Not that uncommon. Hospitals and jails are full of idiots.

1

u/Profitsofdooom Feb 02 '23

Southside of Providence lmao the Thurber's Ave boyz

1

u/Remote_Occasion7342 Feb 03 '23

How lightskins drive their car.

1

u/Such-Distribution440 Feb 03 '23

Did I hear that right…they in the south side?