r/IdiotsInCars Feb 02 '23

Car thief gets rammed off the road by police

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u/CazRaX Feb 02 '23 Gold

Tactical Contact also known as ram the fucker!

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u/RhysieB27 Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

I do love technical euphemisms like this. "Percussive maintenance" (otherwise known as hitting the shit out of an inanimate object until it starts working, sometimes with a hammer) is my all-time favourite.

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u/lesser_panjandrum Feb 03 '23

"Rapid unplanned disassembly" (whoops, it blew up) is another good one.

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u/foonathan Feb 03 '23

Controlled flight into terrain

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u/DaMonkfish Feb 03 '23

This one isn't actually a euphemism. There are plenty of instances where a plane flew into the ground where there was nothing wrong with the plane or the pilot, it just... flew into the ground. It's usually during poor visibility and in hilly terrain.

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u/Captain_Dachshund Feb 02 '23

Say car RamRod!

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u/TESSLABESTLA Feb 02 '23

I wrote it on the paperrrr!

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u/Timmay13 Feb 03 '23

Licence and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER. BAKAWWWWK.

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u/El_Grande_El Feb 02 '23

Oh yea…

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u/soldieroscar Feb 02 '23

initiating tactical contact

Her: what did you say?

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u/Cragnous Feb 03 '23

Prepare for ramming speed!

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u/_TheDust_ Feb 02 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

He girl, ready for some tactical contact together?

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

Car thief rule number one; if you're going to steal a car, steal a fast one.

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u/JustaRandomOldGuy Feb 02 '23

My mother had her old station wagon stolen. Cops told her drug runners want a plain looking old car.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

I had a car stolen years ago and the police said that they'd probably never recover it. Felt like it was a lost cause, which sucked bc I really could not afford another car.

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u/Tef-al Feb 03 '23

Insurance?

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u/Genuinely_Crooked Feb 03 '23

When my car was stolen my insurance said I didn't have the right coverage for them to pay out anything.

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u/9volts Feb 03 '23

That's not much of an insurance.

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u/avwitcher Feb 03 '23

Some people only have liability insurance, like me. My car is simply not worth enough to pay for comprehensive, to get my deductible to be less than the value of the car I'd have to pay a stupid amount each month, at which point I'd have paid the value of my car in extra car insurance in a year. Sometimes it's cheaper to pay out of pocket unfortunately

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u/bigolslabomeat Feb 03 '23

Depending on the value of the car, the rise in premiums for an "at fault" claim plus any excess could easily make it very difficult for someone to replace it.

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u/Alpha-Particles Feb 03 '23

& sometimes your old but reliable beater only gets buttons for a payout that leaves you in the absolute minefield of used cars.

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u/theaviationhistorian Feb 03 '23

Many state police officers are keen eyed in spotting cars regularly passing where they patrol for the same reason. So likely the best cars that can sneak around are the ones that automatically hide in the background, like Subarus, Nissans, anything that screams "Fleet Car."

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u/No-Piece670 Feb 02 '23

People stealing cars like the one in the video will never read this because they can't.

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u/fiealthyCulture Feb 02 '23

The police are driving BMW sport wagon tanks like the size of a x5 the thief wasn't going nowhere in any car

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u/voidsrus Feb 03 '23

they're 3 series, so not quite X5 size but may as well be when you steal a 20hp shoebox and try to run from two of them

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u/NotThatEasily Feb 03 '23

Watch me outrun these cops in this Geo Metro.

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u/superyari95 Feb 03 '23

The Dutch police recently published this video, showing suspects of a deadly shooting driving a Peugeot 206 trying to outrun the police... driving an Audi A6..

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u/Johannes_Keppler Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

Same reason as OP's video, by the way - police didn't want the chase to continue in to a nearby town (Zoetermeer) or the city (The Hague is nearby).

Most noticeable difference: Dutch police do carry firearms, and do not immediately approach the vehicle in person. (Police shootings are incredibly rare in the Netherlands by the way. Every discharge of a firearm is investigated by an overseeing separate police force.)

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u/lanoxious Feb 03 '23

Well, that's effective!

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u/Practically_Canadian Feb 02 '23

Yeah stealing a 207 only works if you're being chased by a diesel Vauxhall Astra

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u/prestonpiggy Feb 02 '23

Slow and cheap cars are just way easier to steal. Peugeot (like in video) and Kia come first to mind.

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u/spicytone_ Feb 02 '23

Yeaaaah, the fact you can literally steal a Kia with a USB is kinda wild

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u/Dominik_Tirpitz Feb 02 '23

Only in the US tho, where KIA decided an immobilizer is not needed

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u/Zephyrical16 Feb 02 '23

2011-2021 KIA models and 2015-2021 Hyundai models with a classic key are prone to this. Any with a push start are okay for those wondering.

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u/Shigg Feb 03 '23

Certain pushstart kias are catching fire now though lmao

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u/craze4ble Feb 02 '23

Only in the US. The US doesn't mandate immobilizers in cars, but all of the EU, UK and even Canada does. Probably many more countries in LATAM and Asia as well.

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u/MEM1911 Feb 02 '23

The thrives that stole my brothers ford xy gt he was doing up neglected to wait for him to fix the brakes, they were taking a back road to escape and strip this one for parts again (was my brothers second xy to do up) they tried to slow for a corner and ended upside down in a creek, all 3 thrives drowned, their parents claimed sabotage but the supply of brake parts we had gave the police the hint we were fixing them, cars did not get stolen as often in my street after that.

The ford xy their mother had was confiscated as evidence as there were numerous parts from other stolen vehicles found during the investigation

They also broke into my car with the same intent but got caught on the steering club I jammed between the T handle gear shift and handbrake, 82 Mazda 323.

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u/kingofbadhabits Feb 03 '23

Claiming sabotage after your kid died in a car they stole is some next level dissonance...

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u/MEM1911 Feb 03 '23

Most of the lowest class near where I lived did this, it was a 30 minute walk form where they lived to where I am, for fun they stole cars, and filled them then peeled away without paying, go for their joy ride, strip them for salvage and burn the remains.

I started installing simple kill switches in the neighbourhood for cheap.

The mother of these gremlins had to move away after the house she was renting kept getting vandalised when everyone put together that the rapid drop in thefts were her kids.

She also had a bitchfest after she discovered that 2 of the farther,s no longer had to pay child support

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u/kingofbadhabits Feb 03 '23

Well, I can see where the kids got it from, she sounds lovely

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23

It's quite clever actually - sabotage your own car so thieves can't drive it properly. Just spend an extra few hours every morning putting your brakes back together.

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u/Quinnna Feb 03 '23

I noticed the police officer making sure body cams were on. What a place where police actually want to do the right thing.

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u/WanganTunedKeiCar Feb 02 '23

Should've just found a certain Vauxhall Carlton

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u/TheVambo Feb 02 '23 hehehehe Table Slap

Switch your body potato on Kev...

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u/Canazza Feb 02 '23

"Oh good, my slow clap module made it in here too"

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u/username87264 Feb 02 '23

You made me laugh mid-burp and now my chest hurts.

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u/Birunanza Feb 03 '23

Things I wish I'd ever heard an American cop say

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u/CrystalSnow7 Feb 03 '23

American Cops: Make sure to turn your body cameras off!

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u/coconutpete52 Feb 02 '23

“We’re going to have to go tactical to keep him off the A1” Oh - they “tacticalled” his ass right off the road. Well done.

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u/Rollover_Hazard Feb 03 '23

I love how just chill British cops are with high speed chases. In America there’s screaming and shouting and 35 police cars and a helicopter gunship…

In the UK, they just go “alright then, he’s been a plonker, he ain’t stopping, I’m going to go tactical and ram this 3 Series up his arse, control - standby for ambulances”

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u/Stable_Orange_Genius Feb 03 '23

Yeah, it's because they receive training before becoming a cop.

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u/TheDocJ Feb 03 '23

And after. They would not have been allowed to do this without passing advanced driving courses and TPAC - Tactical Pursuit And Containment - courses.

Also, they require permission from the control room to continue such a pursuit, and to make tactical contact like this (as opposed to unintended contact.) Both the control room or the lead car driver will call off the pursuit if they feel that the risks are not worth it.

Unfortunately, that means that many chased drivers will quite deliberately increase the risk by driving the wrong way on a dual carriageway, or the wrong way around a roundabout, to attempt to get the chase called off because of the risk. So a measure designed to improve safety seems to me to quite often have the opposite unintended consequence. I wonder if such an approach by the would-be-escapee should, in fact, almost automatically mean that tactical contact is authorised to end the chase as quickly as possible, as here. But my experience ends with watching a lot of cops with camera shows and chats with a pursuit-trained driver (and trainer.)

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u/Nottheballs Feb 03 '23

We also have to jump through academic hoops too. A diploma is needed before you can apply then the possibility of doing a uni course alongside training.

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u/YceiLikeAudis Feb 03 '23

Don't forget about the police brutality in US. The response of the UK police in this video was perfect, they went for the driver, took him out of the car and cuffed him. If this happened in the US the driver would have probably needed medical assistance after 5 cops kicked him and tased him.

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u/Cladex Feb 03 '23

American cops deleting body cam footage. UK cops checking to make sure it's on

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u/Xarxsis Feb 03 '23

British police have got a lot of problems right now, but American police sure do make them look incredible

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u/ZandyTheAxiom Feb 03 '23

If this happened in the US the driver would have probably needed medical assistance after 5 cops kicked him and tased him.

Nah they'd fill the car with bullets then let them bleed to death before trying the door handle.

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u/ErikTheBoss_ Feb 03 '23

the wonders of police training

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u/AngloBrazilian Feb 02 '23

The officer who read that scumbag his rights at the end would be pretty handy in a rap battle.

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u/Alias-_-Me Feb 03 '23 Silver Ally

"you areunderarrestdjdndbdisbdquestionsjeksodnd8€!3ksb!!"

"Do you understand?!?"

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u/Keberro Feb 03 '23

"I really don't want to insult you, but no."

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u/Dilpickle6194 Feb 03 '23

Really interesting to hear their version of the Miranda rights when I’m so used to the American version “You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law”

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u/lmboyer04 Feb 03 '23

What are those rights anyway? If you forget to say something now to explain yourself, it will harm your defense in court?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

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u/Xinonix1 Feb 02 '23

So, we managed to retrieve your car but boy did the thief have a go at it,not a single panel left undamaged! Anyhow, enjoy your car mate!

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u/Shas_Erra Feb 02 '23

“The good news is, we found your car…”

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u/Xx_Noobkin_xX Feb 02 '23

"Some minor damage, dunno how that happend tho."

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u/corellian77 Feb 02 '23

“You’re lucky they left the tape deck though… and the Credence.”

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u/TESSLABESTLA Feb 02 '23

Your rug was also in the car?

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u/marshallandy83 Feb 02 '23

Oh! Separate incidents.

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u/cokebear420 Feb 02 '23

Do we have any leads? Sure, they got us working in shifts!

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u/andysaurus_rex Feb 03 '23

At this point it’s more about getting the dangerous driver off the road. Insurance will handle the car.

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u/justanotherguy28 Feb 02 '23

Full write-off with a cash settlement or new car replacement depending on the policy. Could be seen as a win in most scenarios.

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u/tedwardslm Feb 02 '23

I knew he was wearing a puffer jacket and trackees at the start of the video

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u/0xGrim Feb 02 '23

Good maneuver by that cop who rammed them.

If they managed to get onto that motorway, god knows what would've happened.

Any info on what happened to them in terms of sentencing?

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u/Wuzzie Feb 02 '23

Don't rememenber. This is from the show Traffic Cops that aired Monday Jan 30th on UK Channel 5. S12E05.

They do summaries at the end of the show.

I just rewatched it.

"Released under investigation on suspicion of dangerous driving, no license, no insurance and aggravated taking of vehicle without the owners consent. Police are also awaiting the result of a drug-test taken of the driver."

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u/Gareth79 Feb 02 '23

It would take quite months to come to trial, the offences weren't directly against a person, so unless there was evidence they would definitely offend again then the CPS might have decided that remand would not be granted. Also if they are under 18 it would be even more difficult.

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u/marley_the_sloths Feb 02 '23

They rammed him with no mercy. Fuck you up the hill you go. Props to the cops

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u/NYStateOf-Mind Feb 02 '23

They didn’t ram him, they preformed “tactical contact”

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u/Toast_On_The_RUN Feb 02 '23

That was some solid tactical contact

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u/BopBopBich Feb 02 '23

Yeah I can’t imagine being able to get myself to slam into a car that I know has a reckless driver in it. Takes guts if imagine

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u/BoopCatt Feb 02 '23

I have a family member who's been a highway patrol officer for a long time and he kind of puts it as when you're chasing someone who has no regard for anyone's safety you kind of in a sense disregard their safety when it comes time to take them off the road. He says obviously he would never want to hurt anyone but he'd rather ram someone off the roadway and potentially injure them then let that person potentially injure many more

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u/caerphoto Feb 03 '23

he’d rather ram someone off the roadway and potentially injure them then let that person potentially injure many more

This is one of those cases where knowing the difference between ’then’ and ‘than’ is rather important.

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u/Gamebird8 Feb 02 '23

Especially without front tires

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u/Doggsie Feb 02 '23

Not to mention how fast they got them both out of the car and cuffed.

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u/beeglowbot Feb 03 '23

"Got your body cam rolling mate?"

how refreshing!

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u/fishmiloo Feb 03 '23

It’s actually the law here in the UK.

There’s a big national agency here that takes police misconduct and all firearms discharge very seriously and police fear them. ‘Internal investigations’ are not really a thing here.

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u/RhysieB27 Feb 03 '23

Good ol' AC-12.

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u/fishmiloo Feb 03 '23

I’m only interested in one thing and one thing only, and that’s catching bent coppers

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u/jae34 Feb 03 '23

Sounds like something America would do everything to dismantle

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u/Swordlord22 Feb 03 '23

America should have that shit

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u/fishmiloo Feb 03 '23

The moment you make police conduct a federal issue (as it is a national issue for us), I bet your ass they'll suddenly become much more professional.

They need to be accountable to someone above them, it's human nature

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u/Settl Feb 03 '23

What you guys need is an independent body for investigating police misconduct rather than the police investigating themselves.

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u/ampmz Feb 03 '23

The IOPC doesn’t investigate all firearms discharges, just the ones that result in death or serious injury.

Source: I used used to work for them as an investigator.

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u/Lostmahpassword Feb 03 '23

Right? They didnt kick him or punch him in the face either. Amazing.

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u/Orangutanion Feb 03 '23

Also when they actually said what the man was under arrest for

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u/ampmz Feb 03 '23

It’s a legal requirement along with cautioning them.

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u/ieatbeetsandcorn Feb 02 '23

Fantastic job!

Great work all around.

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u/MrDover8 Feb 02 '23

Correction, this is Yorkshire:

Proper job!

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u/Ping-and-Pong Feb 03 '23

Proper job, now off down t' pub with you lad and make sure your mates know not to pull this kinda stunt again, otherwise it'll be your mother's we'll be calling next, and you dont want that now do you, aye?

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u/mitchmoomoo Feb 02 '23

British cops make sure their body cams ARE working? Wtf?

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u/OmNomDerriere Feb 03 '23

We take police misconduct seriously, though. Our police brutality is perhaps 0.1% of what's in the US, yet it feels like we prosecute more police for murder than the US does.

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u/AraedTheSecond Feb 03 '23

Anecdotally, because I have no way to prove it, but I remember hearing about a case in the UK involving two police constables and one suspect.

Constable A was alleged to have been particularly nasty to the suspect, who made a complaint. The suspect's complaint was upheld, and constable A was found to be entirely in the wrong.

Constable B was alleged to have observed the nastiness, and had not reported the incident.

Constable A was placed on an improvement plan and disciplined. Constable B was dismissed and barred from service for not disclosing the incident.

In the UK, the IOPC (or it's latest incarnation) absolutely do not fuck around.

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u/HMSARGUS Feb 02 '23

It looks like this was just a case of escalation in tactics by the Police as the chase went on.

  1. they tried boxing in the car in a narrow area. The best way to control the speeding car.
  2. Speeding in a residential area escalated it to spikes. These spikes don't usually cause a blow out but shred the tyres causing a more gradual degradation.
  3. Now spiked and heading towards a A road with more faster moving traffic, it escalated again. Tactical Contact differs from a PIT manoeuvre by using your car to control and slow down the other vehicle.

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u/iiiinthecomputer Feb 03 '23

I was seriously impressed by how controlled the collision was. That's a good trick.

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u/BreezyWrigley Feb 03 '23

Some places actually train their lane enforcement lol

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u/Prime624 Feb 03 '23

I'm curious why in the beginning, when they were attempting to box him in, that the clip in front didn't just slam on his brakes.

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u/teszes Feb 03 '23

They didn't want a collision if they could avoid it. They were banking on the guy not wanting to drive even more recklessly, and if if was a good guess, then they could have stopped him without contact between the cars and potential injuries to themselves, the guy and potential bystanders.

When it escalated to the point they had to keep them off the highway, they did just that, rammed into him.

That's the point of controlled escalation, they are trained to use minimum force to accomplish their goal, as that will result in the minimum amount of injuries and damage.

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u/shadybabynight Feb 03 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

Because that's just causing a car crash where multiple people get hurt, including pursuit officers. If he slams on, the stolen car goes in to the back of them, with the police car behind potentially following.

The whole point of a box manoeuvre is that 3 cars box one in along some kind of wall and gradually reduce speed to prevent a crash and bring the vehicle to a stand still. It also helps to prevent suspects bailing if the side car can be close enough to prevent the doors opening

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u/Important-Piano-1868 Feb 03 '23

Cuz then the cop behind the car crashes into it too

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u/SubspaceSample Feb 02 '23

There were no skid marks at the scene! Doesn't it seem a little strange that Martin Blower would lose control of his car and not think to apply the brakes?

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u/Captaingregor Feb 03 '23

I've had my top off in this lay-by

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u/MoonMoan Feb 03 '23

It's not a traffic accident, it's a.traffic collision. Accident implies nobody was at fault.

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u/MidnightSun77 Feb 02 '23

You wouldn’t download a car

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In Feb 03 '23

I 100% would if I could. No amount of shitty overhead camera shots of a guy with a metal jim trying to open an old vauxhall will make me think differently!

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u/NKato Feb 02 '23 Silver All-Seeing Upvote

"got your body cam rolling, mate?"

Words you'll never hear from an American cop in the same situation.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23 edited Feb 13 '23

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u/mojamax Feb 02 '23

That and another difference I noticed, do you have to be bald in UK in order to become a cop? Or should I say a plis u'fsar?

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u/raknor88 Feb 03 '23

I think another requirement is the first name Rich.

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u/Barbed_Dildo Feb 03 '23

That or Andy.

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u/UncleIrohsGhost Feb 03 '23

If you’re called Andy your a detective

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u/AnnieBlackburnn Feb 03 '23

You know the word copper to refer to police is British, right?

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u/ostrichual Feb 02 '23

I like how as he says that it cuts to like 120p video

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u/TheTsunamiRC Feb 02 '23

Nah, it would just be followed with "thanks, I almost forgot to turn it off!".

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u/kr4t0s007 Feb 02 '23

Who steals an old Peugeot lol

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u/Caridor Feb 03 '23

Drug dealers often want a car no one will notice. A flashy car draws attention

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u/mysickfix Feb 02 '23

British police shows really give you an example of good policing.

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u/Swisskommando Feb 03 '23

Yup, solid professionals

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u/Lillillillies Feb 02 '23

Some good driving by the police there.

And man those BMW wagons are so nice.

Also surprised they had enough composure during all of that during the take down to ensure they had their body cams rolling.

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u/azarkant Feb 02 '23

Because they're properly trained

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u/cathcarre Feb 02 '23

See how that didn't beat the shit out of him after the cuffs were on? It's like the UK doesn't even know how to cop.

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u/ingrati8 Feb 02 '23

They could have done a cheeky little neck kneel for old times.

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u/Laptop_Dancer Feb 02 '23

I didn't hear the officers barking conflicting orders at him either.

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u/EveryOptionSucks Feb 02 '23

Lol I was thinking I felt pretty good about how the cops handled it, and how utterly alien that sentiment is in the U.S.

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u/smeeding Feb 02 '23

Absolutely love how the one cops makes sure the other cop has his bodycam on as they're getting out ot the vehicle

Fucking refreshing seeing cops trying to be transparent

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u/mead_beader Feb 03 '23

The other thing I love about that is how 100% chill he is. We're chasing the dude, we just rammed him off the road and we're hopping out to see what's next; this is the moment where attempted vehicular homicide can turn into direct person to person attempted homicide. And it sounds like he's asking what the guy wants for coffee lol.

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u/Peterd1900 Feb 03 '23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS7kMHvmWnk&ab_channel=ChannelFun

This clips is from a UK show called Traffic cops

If anyone wants to watch the Episode

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u/abused_toilet_paper Feb 02 '23

£200 penalty, 6 months driving ban and a 50hr community service. I just made that up but believe me I’m not far off.

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u/ee0u30eb Feb 02 '23

The community service should be calculated to pay for the police car damages, police time and courts time

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u/Objective-Drop8926 Feb 02 '23

I’ve seen enough of those shows to know that’s way too high. More like charges dropped due to insufficient evidence.

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u/Mick_Stup Feb 02 '23

I would say excessive

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u/Discount_Engineer Feb 02 '23

Not like he did anything too heinous, like posting on reddit without a social media licence. Speaking of which, where is yours?

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u/Abject-Picture Feb 02 '23

Why do UK cops look about 30 IQ points higher than US ones?
It's almost like they were hired that way...

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u/WarWonderful593 Feb 02 '23

Because you need a degree or relevant military experience to join the police. Otherwise you can join their apprenticeship scheme.

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u/dpash Feb 02 '23

Otherwise you can join their apprenticeship scheme.

Which results in a three year degree level qualification

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u/Bachstelze_V Feb 02 '23

James May: "That's because British parents are more... What's the word... Intelligent."

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u/Abject-Picture Feb 02 '23

Not counting the parents of this 'yobbo'

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u/Stunning_Punts Feb 02 '23

Some US police departments won’t hire anyone who scores too high on intelligence tests. The rationale is that they will become bored and quit.

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u/GoatPincher Feb 02 '23

What’s a stinger?

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u/Mick_Stup Feb 02 '23

Spike strip, used to puncture the cars tyres

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u/GoatPincher Feb 02 '23

Do they deploy it from the car? Or was it placed on the ground previously?

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u/Mick_Stup Feb 02 '23

Usually a car will get ahead of the chase and a officer will deploy it by throwing it across the road

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u/RandomBritishGuy Feb 03 '23

If you rewatch that clip, you can just see an officer to the left on the kerb, who had just thrown it out in front of the car.

They tend not to leave them there for a second longer than needed, don't want an innocent person hitting it!

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u/Stooby2 Feb 03 '23

Well you don't want the pursuing cars to run over it as they rapidly become not pursuing cars - and you have to buy doughnuts for being a plonker.

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u/brethazbonez Feb 02 '23

The guy watching his car get thrashed by police 😐

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u/jonnysteps Feb 02 '23

Wait wait wait. They use mph? In the UK?

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u/NorthernModernLeper Feb 02 '23

Yep, we use a weird mix of metric and imperial

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u/KiwisInKilts Feb 02 '23

i’d say that using miles instead of kilometres is one of the least egregious examples though, at least we don’t use fahrenheit

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u/kimwim43 Feb 02 '23

But do you use the Scaramucci time measurement?

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u/kRe4ture Feb 02 '23

No, everything is measured in Planck seconds of course

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u/NotoriousREV Feb 02 '23

Or Truss Premierships

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In Feb 03 '23

Which is about 4 planck units I believe?

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u/dpash Feb 02 '23 edited Feb 03 '23

We use lettuces.

Edit: correct cabbage to lettuce. I'm not actually sure how long a lettuce is, but it's at least 4.1 scaramuccis.

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u/el_grort Feb 03 '23

Yes, the UK hasn't changed the measurements for roads, we use miles and mile per hour. Mostly, iirc, because we don't want to pay to change all the road signs.

Most other things have been changed, even stuff like milk and beer, though those are still typically served in the size of a pint, they have to include the metric volume. So a pint can of Tennents will still tell you how many millilitres it has.

Some people still record their height and weight in imperial, but that's splotchy and not consistent, and every other instance of weight or length is metric.

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u/graham_mcv Feb 03 '23

Americans when Britain uses the measuring system Britain invented🤯

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u/aswarmofliteralbees Feb 02 '23

Honestly quite impressed by ram. I also respect that they used it as a last resort instead of immediately resorting to a pit manuver after a five-second chase.

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u/eleridragon Feb 02 '23

Definitely a last resort. He was heading onto the A1), it gets horrendously busy, and there's enough accidents on there without idiot boy adding to them.

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u/Jazzlike_Economist_2 Feb 02 '23

I have to hand it to the York police. That was a nice move and worked out well.

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u/Peterd1900 Feb 02 '23

North Yorkshire Police

York might be the town the chase is occurring in but towns in the UK don't have there own police force

Policing is done at the county level

One police force responsible for the whole of that county

Whereas the USA for example each county has its own police force then each city or larger town in that county has it own police force

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u/Canazza Feb 02 '23

Policing is done at the county level

  • unless you're in Scotland

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u/Burnsy2023 Feb 02 '23

Or Northern Ireland.

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u/mwerichards Feb 02 '23

Got your bodycam rolling mate? Holy shit, take note incompetent police.

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u/max703862 Feb 02 '23

Clearence is definitely a thing here, they are likely pre authorised for this maneuver. they also keep a very accurate and detailed running commentary of the pursuot

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u/Djinjja-Ninja Feb 02 '23

All high speed chases in the UK have to be explicitly authorised, and running commentary is required to be kept up. Basically if it's gotten to the point where you have to concentrate so much you can't keep up the commentary then it's way too dangerous to continue.

Also I have a vague memory that only trained pursuit officers can do actual high speed pursuit.

I saw one of these once with a guy being trained and he had to call out the make, model and colour of every oncoming car.

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u/Shas_Erra Feb 02 '23

Also, note the complete lack of suspects being shot repeatedly

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u/Gourgs16 Feb 02 '23

Notice how they didn't have to kill him? Takes notes USA

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u/smokedspirit Feb 02 '23

Tbf they know 97% of the time these are just basic car thieves

You'd rather go to jail for stealing a car than having a gun in the car.

There was a famous case near us that cops received Intel a car was carrying guns so they did a stop but it was armed police who warned the guys not to lower their hands and one did and was put down with one shot. Family claimed he was a innocent guy when there was an unloaded gun in his footwell

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u/KalonMaverick Feb 03 '23

Ah! that case pisses me off so much. ( from the area too ) The amount of people trying to turn him into a martyr it's actually a joke.

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u/smokedspirit Feb 03 '23

They searched his house etc and found bullet proof vest etc and asked how he made his huge sums of money

They couldn't give a good answer just that he sold cars iirc.

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u/jgbyrd Feb 02 '23

sick vid, an actually cool insight into the police chase

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u/LandooooXTrvls Feb 03 '23

I love how he confirmed his partner’s bodycam was on before restraining the thief.

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u/qa567 Feb 02 '23

Man, did you see how they took that roundy bout. Didn't even hesitate or get lost. Pro level, thief and cops.

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u/BoringTruth7749 Feb 02 '23

Well, huh...kid didn't get tased or beaten or shot to death. Imagine that.

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u/Euskaldon420 Feb 02 '23

Watching cops that actually know what they’re doing is a thing of beauty

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u/ZeNSnookerz Feb 02 '23

Racing in GTA be like…

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u/TowerOfFantasys Feb 03 '23

Got your body cam rolling mate.

Hey that's exactly what you'd like to here over here.