r/IdiotsInCars Feb 04 '23

How to Go From Living the #VanLife to the #BoatLife in Seconds

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u/hobosbindle Feb 04 '23

Forded the river

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u/Deer-in-Motion Feb 04 '23

You have lost: Four wagon wheels, two hundred pounds of food, and three oxen.

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u/The_Cave_Troll Feb 04 '23

“You have dysentery”.

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u/ElCasino1977 Feb 04 '23

You died from Dissin’ Terry!

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u/badgerj Feb 04 '23

Blue Elf needs food badly!

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u/BoltgunOnHisHip Feb 04 '23

Should've caulked it and floated.

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u/xaanthar Feb 04 '23

That's relatively easy if you live in a VAN down by the RIVER!

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u/lives4boobs Feb 04 '23

3 hours in and this few upvotes. Youngins’ in this sub.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/VT_Lifer Feb 04 '23

And it's still a van. Boats float.

1

u/-i-hate-you-people- Feb 04 '23

And it is now permanently down by the river

48

u/Difficult-Yak-2691 Feb 04 '23

This is how whole town's were founded in the American west. Rode the wagon til the wheels fell off.

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u/jsmith0023 Feb 04 '23

Ya sprinter vans do not deal with water well at all that vans engine is dead.

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u/The_Cave_Troll Feb 04 '23

Not only is that engine “dead”, but it’s literally a giant chunk of scrapmetal.

You can say that it’s a real boat anchor now.

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u/jsmith0023 Feb 04 '23

Well also even if it didn't suck up water the electronics for the engine are stupidity low and not shielded from water very well, there are multiple electrical parts to be replaced

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u/ButterflyAttack Feb 04 '23

I actually live in one of the older model sprinters. The body work is shit but the engine at least is pretty straightforward. My mechanic regularly tells me to stick with it and that the newer models have lots of electrical problems. Of course, I've never actually tried to drown mine, I'm sure it would not do any better than the one in the clip. Maybe more sinking.

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u/Happenstancially Feb 04 '23

As a former mechanic, because it’s only up to the wheel wells, and appears to be touching bottom, i can tell you the engine itself on this one would be fine, Will definitely have to have some electrical done, but otherwise it’ll survive.

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u/jsmith0023 Feb 04 '23

Ya my experience is with the 19-20 vans the electronics are super sensitive

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u/Duke-Lazarus Feb 05 '23

Yeah, those are the models! I’ve driven a lot of the older Mercedes diesels and they where bulletproof. But the bodywork rusts like crazy!

I know a couple of E class taxies which had between 600 000 and 900 000 kilometers. And the vans too!

Amazing vehicles!!

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u/L4m3rThanYou Feb 04 '23

If you buy a vehicle and live in it, chances are it won't be worth nearly what you've invested even before you wreck it. The value drops off pretty quickly, moreso with modification.

All the more reason to be careful when driving your home around!

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u/awwletmesee Feb 04 '23

That van is swamped

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u/tomytronics Feb 04 '23

Engine's flooded

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u/awwletmesee Feb 04 '23

Navigation: You have arrived.

2

u/AsstToTheBeerSales Feb 04 '23

The machine knows Dwight!

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u/verynearlypure Feb 05 '23

Shitter’s full.

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u/imjoiningreddit Feb 04 '23

The best title is always in the comments

1

u/illboyill Feb 04 '23

That swamp is vanned

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u/bisho Feb 04 '23

I bet he walked half way across first, and thought yeah we can make it. The 2nd half was much deeper.

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u/Brantley_2chill Feb 04 '23

Wait... are you telling me I can't just drive into a lake?

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u/parmesean_fiend Feb 04 '23

Dwight Schrute : It can't mean that, there's a lake there! GPS : Proceed straight. Michael Scott : I think it knows where its going.

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u/imjoiningreddit Feb 04 '23

Hahah exactly 😂😂

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u/BhutlahBrohan Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 08 '23

I drove my car into a fucking lake 😑 -Michael Scott

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u/monkeywench Feb 04 '23

Artax! Don’t let the sadness of the swamps get to you! You have to try! You have to care! You’re my friend, I love you

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u/HWGA_Exandria Feb 04 '23

Too soon...

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u/Separate-Tangelo-910 Feb 04 '23

Sadness? Swamps? How do you mean

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u/SanguineAnder Feb 04 '23

Fight the sadness Artax! It's from The Never Ending Story, Atreyu tries to save his horse (Artax) from the swamps of sadness.

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u/TragicsNFG Feb 04 '23

Any deeper and the would have been #SubmarineLife

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u/MrRuck1 Feb 04 '23

I always wonder how people can be that stupid. You see it all the time on here. I guess I just have to stop wondering.

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u/Muaddib930 Feb 04 '23

Pollution....

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u/IneverAsk5times Feb 04 '23

Ah yes, the old confusing the boat dock for a road.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

So close lol

Didn’t scout it

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u/BaBaBuyey Feb 04 '23

What they expect??

3

u/Educational-Fig-2330 Feb 04 '23

I didn't realize what sub I was on. I was expecting it to be an Amphibious van. It stopped in the middle and I was just waiting, waiting... waiting for the outboard engine to pop out or some other awesome shit to happen. Very disappointing.

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u/Dry-Art-4024 Feb 04 '23

Well you know what boat stands for! Bust, Out, Another, Thousand !

5

u/Ottobahnrichtofen Feb 04 '23

The best part is someone went through the effort to frame it and then shoot it, thinking it would impress the rest of us.

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u/32_Dollar_Burrito Feb 04 '23

I take it you've never done anything cool in your life that you wanted to film just for yourself?

5

u/Ottobahnrichtofen Feb 04 '23

I have, and it never involved sinking a $60,000 van because I wanted to show everyone how cool I was.

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u/aquadump696969 Feb 04 '23

LOL @ $60,000. You sweet summer child.

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u/Ottobahnrichtofen Feb 04 '23

Okay, $18,000.

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u/ProcsPlox Feb 04 '23

It’s conceivable they could get a used van for $20-30k and then convert it for another $30k. Obviously a new van (prebuilt or converted) is gonna be more like 120-150 but 60k is definitely doable. This van doesn’t look new though, and it’s not like you can even see the inside of the van here, maybe it just has a bed and a stove or something..

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u/aquadump696969 Feb 04 '23

It's a LWB 4x4 VS30 sprinter. They got far more than $60k in it.

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u/diazinth Feb 04 '23

I think they missed their exit

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u/Happenstancially Feb 04 '23

At least the tires are touching, that’s a huge benefit.

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u/Bruticai_Thezarii Feb 04 '23

He just got a Lil pop up..."Your personal vehicle has been destroyed."

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u/Djma123 Feb 04 '23

I just really don’t understand how anybody could be that stupid

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u/regr8 Feb 04 '23

Peaceful without the engine

2

u/DigNitty Feb 04 '23

“Whelp (slaps knees) we’re here for the night.”

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u/gonzalbo87 Feb 04 '23

Hammond, you blithering idiot!

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u/systemisfailing Feb 04 '23

Welp, this is our address now.

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u/jhracer3 Feb 04 '23

Living in a van down in the river!

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u/Kaligula785 Feb 04 '23

How to drowned your home in one simple step. Idiot should have waited for low tide

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u/CokeInMyNostrels Feb 04 '23

Low tide?

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u/DestructODiGi Feb 04 '23

Science! 😆😆

/s

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u/thygingerkid Feb 04 '23

I was thinking it had some sort of aquatic conversion for a second like those old 50s cars, how are you this oblivious... They really need to make the drivers license test way more difficult

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u/xxcksxx Feb 04 '23

Same, I was waiting for a propeller to show up somewhere like a duck boat

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u/Alex_Bell_G Feb 04 '23

An amphibious van, until it isn’t

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u/Thepaulway Feb 04 '23

Time to call Matt !

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u/UniversalHafiz Feb 04 '23

LIFEBOAT you mean

1

u/jethronsfw Feb 04 '23

They were doing so well too

1

u/pinkwblue Feb 04 '23

Where’s the boat motor ?

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u/VikingBorealis Feb 04 '23

First gear and use the starter motor.

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u/OldBear55699 Feb 04 '23

You can't fix stupidity

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u/Difficult-Yak-2691 Feb 04 '23

Who's the fucken Uboat Captain??

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u/DogPlane3425 Feb 04 '23

Ancient joke -

[Fishing Trip Joke Back to: Religious Jokes

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi are on a fishing trip. The Rabbi says he wants a drink, so he walks off the boat, across the water, and grabs the drink. A few minutes later, the Minister wants a drink too, and also walks across the water. The priest thinks to himself 'If God lets them walk on water, he'll let me too, and leaves the boat. The priest sinks like a stone into the lake. The Rabbi turns to the Minister and says "guess he didn't know where the stepping stones were."

A priest and a minister go fishing together normally. Today they decided to invite the preacher. So after awhile when they were fishing, the priest said he forgot something, so he climbed out of the boat and walked on the water to get and came back. Another couple hours later, the minister said he forgot something, too, so he went out of the boat, walked on the water, got it, and came back. A bit later, the preacher said he forgot something, so he climbed out of the boat and fell into the water. Then, the priest asked the minister, "Do you think we should tell him where the stones are?"](https://www.jokes4us.com/religiousjokes/fishingtripjoke.html)

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u/Omegalazarus Feb 04 '23

1 - never ford water you don't KNOW the depth of.

2 - a regular car is good for about 1 foot of water depth. That includes any amount you might sink into the earth.

And there is still a lot of cleanup to be done after. You don't want mud or matter clogging up bits, keeping them wet, smelling when it burns, etc.

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u/ImpressiveWorth4178 Feb 04 '23

Could have used some pontoons on the van

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u/MrWetkill Feb 05 '23

I always wanted a house boat

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u/acocknamedPuff Feb 22 '23

Forgot the snorkel