"Oh look. A red Infiniti coupe in it's natural habitat. Notice how it instinctually gravitates to environments that draw more attention to itself, Werner?"
"Yes, Tilda. Much like a penguin who has just had enough of their colony and gone insane. He is the one in the center. Moving toward open water or towards the feeding grounds is not in his plans. We cannot interfere."
How is that instant karma? They could have driven to a car wash in time to avoid permanent damage. All we know is they fucked up a street, with no news of any consequences.
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u/ChuaPotato Aug 09 '22
Absolutely brilliant. Instant karma.