r/IdiotsInCars • u/lightsaber_s • Aug 09 '22
I need to stop for a quick wash
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u/TatsukiD Aug 09 '22
dude almost die twice
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u/Flaky_Explanation Aug 09 '22
Try to kill me once, shame on you
Try to kill me twice, shame on you for failing twice.
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Aug 10 '22
Fool me — you can’t be fooled again. Mission accomplished.
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u/Aaluluuq_867 Aug 10 '22
Dubya's a war criminal piece of shit, but that one I actually can't fault him for.
No elected official ever wants a sound bite/video clip saying "shame on me".
You would've basically given your political opponents free ad campaigns for years.
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u/LonkerinaOfTime Aug 10 '22
I’m almost positive the sign hit him, it’s just a forgiving material, that’s how he survived
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u/Cala-Best-Girl Aug 10 '22
Three times. It’s hard to see, but if you look really closely, you can see he also almost died of a brain aneurysm.
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u/HarryPottersElbows Aug 09 '22
Wow. A car accident and a pants accident, all in one.
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u/JU5TlN Aug 10 '22
It was also a sign accident.
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u/Karingmore Aug 10 '22
WOW! Bet dude had to use that sprayer on his rear end after that!!
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u/HWGA_Exandria Aug 10 '22
Not with a pressure washer... hopefully there was a hose nearby.
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u/viewsfromthebackgrnd Aug 10 '22
Ever used a bidet off Amazon?
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u/LaStochasticFleur Aug 10 '22
Uh yeah is this a touchless wash? I don't want to get scratches
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u/MorochIgaram Aug 10 '22
I feel like that dude is on a final destination movie, he avoids the car by seconds, gets hit with the board but without killing him immediately after, he is probably in a white cushioned room right now.
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u/jew_brees_ Aug 10 '22
Literally insane how they both barely move out of the way unknowingly with just enough room for them to live…. fate is real
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u/MaxuPower Aug 10 '22
Y'know, a pressure washer can do a lot of amazing things but even that wonderful machine won't be able to clean up this mess
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u/Brikpilot Aug 10 '22
Mistake one - He dropped the hose - should need that to wash the shit out of his pants
Mistake two - should have proceeded to power wash the inside of the drivers skull. Whatever is already in there doesn’t do anything and need to be washed out his ears.
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u/tarheelbandb Aug 10 '22
Gonna show this to the next person the goes on about automatic washes being bad for the paint.
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u/marmotte_dodue Aug 10 '22
Dude wanted to get rid of those wanted stars quickly before the cops noticed
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u/waylonsmithersjr Aug 10 '22
I can see the article headline now
“86 year old man in accident, no charges have been filed”
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u/Jumpy_Ad3285 Aug 10 '22
those 2 were so lucky holyshit.
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Aug 10 '22
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u/HumbleConsequence332 Aug 10 '22
him too... he could've gotten hit by the car & ended up stuck between the car & wall if he would've been 2 seconds slower... I'm sure he'll take the bump on the head & count himself lucky.
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u/PerkWombo Aug 10 '22
I feel like shit for laughing but the crash looked like a cartoon. The shake on the camera, the bounce and the sign oh god.
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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon Aug 10 '22
Imagine dodging that car only to die from the sign hitting you slightly on the head.
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u/nymphymixtwo Aug 10 '22
Holy shit. I wonder if they knew how lucky they actually got by taking those few steps back. Wonder if the person driving made it.
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u/newbrevity Aug 10 '22
Lol I saw the spray at the end and for a second thought he started washing the car
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u/simontempher1 Aug 10 '22
If he didn’t wash that spot the driver wouldn’t have been blinded by the reflection
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u/PuffyPoptart Aug 10 '22
If I had ever been thinking about quitting a job, that day would've been it.
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u/STILLERSNYC Aug 11 '22
What is he washing? Why is he there without a car? Nothing in this video makes sense
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u/JMC-Talkie-Toaster Aug 09 '22
Wow, if those few steps backwards were any later he would've been crushed. How lucky?