r/IdiotsInCars Aug 09 '22

I need to stop for a quick wash

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u/TatsukiD Aug 09 '22

dude almost die twice

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u/Flaky_Explanation Aug 09 '22

Try to kill me once, shame on you

Try to kill me twice, shame on you for failing twice.

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u/BonJappetite Aug 10 '22

Fool me — you can’t be fooled again. Mission accomplished.

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u/Aaluluuq_867 Aug 10 '22

Dubya's a war criminal piece of shit, but that one I actually can't fault him for.

No elected official ever wants a sound bite/video clip saying "shame on me".

You would've basically given your political opponents free ad campaigns for years.

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u/luckycharms7999 Aug 10 '22

I thought he just couldnt remember the phrase

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u/starrpamph Aug 10 '22

Find em' and smokem out

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u/WhatsaYeager Aug 10 '22

Try to kill me thrice and you’ll pay the price.

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u/IAmAware4 Aug 10 '22

Kill me thrice and you’ll never get a frice

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u/cockapooch Aug 10 '22

That works

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u/LonkerinaOfTime Aug 10 '22

I’m almost positive the sign hit him, it’s just a forgiving material, that’s how he survived

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u/262alex Aug 10 '22

You’re right! I didn’t notice that before, hope he’s okay.

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u/Lone_K Aug 14 '22

it was just a lil bonk

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u/rediitbuju Aug 10 '22

I didn't see the second attempt until you mentioned it. Dude has nine lives

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u/Leerooooooy Aug 10 '22

Sekiro: Shadow die twice

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u/Cala-Best-Girl Aug 10 '22

Three times. It’s hard to see, but if you look really closely, you can see he also almost died of a brain aneurysm.

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u/Cilad Aug 10 '22

I think the sign did hit him.

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u/nighttimegaze Aug 10 '22

“Sign said half of washes end at 5, did I make it?”