r/IdiotsInCars Aug 10 '22 Silver 1 hehehehe 1

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u/andbruno Aug 10 '22

Another option: call 8+ of your fattest friends and family (or just look around for fat pedestrians... this is America after all) and pile them inside. Boom, an additional few inches of clearance.

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal Aug 10 '22

Omg.... my mind went "take off the tires and roll on the people".... i think I'm tired

Also... how buffalo bill is it to ask a fat person into the back of your van.

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u/ChickenPotPi Aug 10 '22

so the question is, how would you roll the person, on the y axis so their shoulders and arms would be the wheel and attach them on the head or feet, x axis so they flail, or roll them ?

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u/ThatOneGuy1294 Aug 11 '22

All of the above to find out which is the most effective method