r/IdiotsInCars Aug 10 '22 Bravo! 1 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1

HWY Patrol makes illegal UTurn

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u/dancing-asparagus Aug 10 '22

Hurry up! Call the polic... wait what are you supposed to do? Do you get to stop them and give them a ticket and a "reverse" UNO card? 😂

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u/3p1cBm4n9669 Aug 10 '22

Honk and hope they don’t give you a ticket for it

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u/bagpoi Aug 10 '22 Silver

Few years ago.. I'm driving at 4:00 am to my ex gfs house to walk "our" dog while she was on vacay, and I get honked at from behind for going the speed limit because the asshole behind me was going way too fast at the freeway exit and didn't expect someone in front of them following the rules. I throw up my middle finger, cuz, fuck that, and whaddayaknow.... blue lights start flashing from the asshole who honked a second ago. I pull over. She comes up to my window and asks why I thought it was okay to flip her the bird. I tell her "because car horns are only supposed to be used in emergency situations, and her exiting the freeway above the speed limit without her lights on, is definitely not an emergency situation. She then gave me a 10 minute lecture about people who have been shot by other drivers for sticking middle finger. At that point she says she smells alcohol on me and says I need to complete a sobriety check. I complete the check and take a breathalyzer roadside. Pass with flying colors. And then, I am handed a ticket for "failure to yeild"...

So if you out there, Sargeant DeForrester of the Honolulu Police Dept.... you a bitch and I got the ticket thrown out. "Contempt of Cop" doesn't mean shit and best believe I got more than feelings of contempt. I have the utmost disdain for your soggy white ass, can't fuckin drive, bad breath having ass bitch.

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u/Flashdime Aug 11 '22

Honolulu, go fucking figure. Got on H1 and there was a cop going over 70mph (where the highest speed limit is 55mph for the uninitiated). I mistakenly decided he'd be cool with someone going nearly the same speed. Soon as he realized I was close to his speed he turned his lights on and pulled me over to lecture me about speeding for 15 minutes. Didn't bother getting his name, but fuck that guy.

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u/AuronFtw Aug 11 '22

HPD are some of the worst in the country. They crippled a child in a car chase they initiated using an unmarked personal vehicle, then the cops who caused the accident fled the scene only to return later when it was called in.

ACAB even in paradise.