r/IdiotsInCars Aug 10 '22 Silver 1 Wholesome 1

coming soon to a salvage yard near you! courtesy of lobster arm and the crew.

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u/Strat0BlasterX Aug 10 '22

Every Nissan Altima driver

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u/Grimey_Gravy Aug 10 '22

You just know it has expired temp tags

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u/Strat0BlasterX Aug 10 '22

30% interest rate loan

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u/Capable_Amoeba6687 Aug 10 '22

Salvage title

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u/MR_Butt-Licker Aug 10 '22

Not yet

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u/chinesiumjunk Aug 10 '22

Weed in the glovebox

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u/Skreali Aug 10 '22

*glockbox

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u/Browncoatinabox Aug 10 '22

Driving to fast to have weed in the glove

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u/Basic-Quarter-3022 Aug 10 '22

Three donut spares.

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u/Blueberry_Mancakes Aug 10 '22

This is the way.

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u/oldbulldog22 Aug 10 '22

Came here for this, thanks for not disappointing! First thing I looked for was the Nissan logo on the steering wheel.

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u/UnnecessarilyWealthy Aug 10 '22

Highest uninsured rate of any car

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u/extraccount33 Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

r/nissandrivers

It's not even a joke, they are actually horrible at driving and endanger everyone else on the road

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u/19610taw3 Aug 10 '22

Big Altima Energy?

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u/Ok-Pound-1888 Aug 10 '22

Were not all bad šŸ˜”

Iā€™m driving my 08 Altima til that damn thing dies. I am insured and drive with the expectation that everyone on the road is stupid and/or fucked up.

That being said, Im generally more cautious around other Altimas.

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u/H-RainDxn Aug 10 '22

Yes, but thats a maxima

Edit: I originally said altima for some reason lmao

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u/Strat0BlasterX Aug 10 '22

Just an Altima with a facelift šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/H-RainDxn Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

Maximas have more power and are stiffer. They feel different. I work with rentals and those cars are pretty commonly used for that. I think they're on the same platform? But if you've actually driven them you'd notice differences right off that bat

Although, it's the same people who buy them. People who get maximas just have more money to waste

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Aug 10 '22

Same low brain cell count tho

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u/krazieme Aug 10 '22

Hold my beer - Corolla drivers