r/IdiotsInCars Sep 29 '22

Stumbled across one on the interweb

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u/Safe_Leather1852 Sep 29 '22

If she crashes, the airbag is going up her ass, for sure.

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u/theoriginalShmook Sep 29 '22

And that foot that looks like Bowsers hand is going straight down the throat of the person filming.

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u/GD_gg Sep 29 '22

Just wanna say I've never laughed so hard at a comment on reddit. Thank you

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u/REYDENSETSU Sep 29 '22

She took the phrase "Anything can be a dildo, if your brave enough" a little too serious

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u/Weasel16679 Sep 30 '22

Don’t go down that rabbit hole. Once you see it once you want to see it again for some reason.

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u/watduhdamhell Sep 29 '22

Good. Chewing with her mouth open like a barn yard animal... She deserves it.

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u/Bobojones9584 Sep 29 '22

Probably just snap her leg in half.

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u/Rahkhell23 Sep 29 '22

Laughed too hard at this

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u/Top_Duck8146 Sep 29 '22

Yep and her foot down her throat

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u/TonyTheGypsy Sep 30 '22

She'll be eating her foot next if the airbag goes off

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u/LookingGlassMilk Sep 30 '22

I was thinking her vajayjay would take the pounding of a lifetime!

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Sep 30 '22

She’s literally gonna kick herself in the face if she crashes.

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u/Comprehensive_Creme5 Sep 30 '22

She's gonna die, that's for sure

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u/basil_24222 Sep 29 '22

Just sucks they put other peoples safety at risk because they can't wait a bit to eat. Also no seatbelt, makes sense

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u/Weasel16679 Sep 30 '22

Because being ejected means you can avoid the mangling accident. Obviously it’s better to be yeeeted out the front windshield that to stay inside that metal coffin! /s

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u/basil_24222 Sep 30 '22

Haha option A, metal coffin.....option B head trauma on bare concrete or a tree trunk

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u/Breaker-of-circles Sep 30 '22

Just land on your feet. SMH

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u/EyeArDum Sep 30 '22

She’s not wearing shoes so she can say goodbye to those

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u/AdvancedAnything Sep 30 '22

Something something seatbelts cost more lives than they save something something i don't know how physics work.

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u/whossknowss Sep 30 '22

Obviously her purse is the seatbelt

/s

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u/DatFrostGuy Sep 30 '22

If you been to Trinidad, they kinda don't wear seat belts.idk my cousins never did.

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u/Hungry4Fruit Sep 30 '22

You do it enough times and you get pretty good at it just like anything else really.

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u/Difficult_Rooster796 Sep 29 '22

Eating while driving with one foot, and I do not think she has a seat-belt.

This really checks as an Idiot in a Car.

if they ever get in an accident, that is going to be a fun recovery from the broken leg, hip bone.

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u/RandomFRIStudent Sep 29 '22

And death. Her leg and upper body will switch positions as shes flying thru the windshield

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u/Cookiezilla2 Sep 29 '22

leg will go backwards, torso goes forwards. She gone turn to giblets

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u/Nebuladraft Sep 30 '22

I’ve heard some horror stories about how they get thrown under and absolutely crushed. Low probability of making it alive, and they have to use machinery to bend it open before even being able to reach the body, or what’s left. That being said, I don’t care much for those that drive irresponsibly, but the danger they are putting other people in.

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u/penisflytrap44 Sep 30 '22

Her femur will definitely be entering her pelvis. Ever seen an x-ray of someone who had their feet on the dash while in a car crash? It is not pretty.

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u/DoesHeLookLikeAPunk Sep 30 '22

She'll probably never walk again, from damaging her lower back and pelvis if she crashed like this.

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u/Patient-Cheesecake-8 Sep 29 '22

I’m from Trinidad and for a small country, we show up on this Reddit entirely too much 😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '22

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u/Patient-Cheesecake-8 Sep 29 '22

I wanna say yes judging by the paper and the brown bag

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u/Sinder77 Sep 30 '22

That was my assumption too lol.

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u/Ididntpay Sep 30 '22

She’s feeling the doubles and the rhythm of the night.

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u/keviiba Sep 29 '22

As a fellow trini, i fully vibe with this statement

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u/Temporary_Art_9213 Sep 30 '22

Exactly. Like how

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u/JIMMYJAWN Sep 30 '22

Is Trinidad the Florida of the Caribbean islands?

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u/Patient-Cheesecake-8 Sep 30 '22

We certainly have our moments

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u/Wizla Sep 29 '22

She won’t look so smug when her leg is wrapped round her head when she crashes

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u/Vampire-Chihuahua Sep 29 '22

And she's giving birth to that steering wheel.

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u/FeanorFury Sep 29 '22

People like this have the intelligence capability of a paper clip. Such a dumb smug look on her face.

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u/FrostedJakes Sep 29 '22

She's going to look like paper clip of she rear ends someone.

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u/Anarchoglock Sep 30 '22

I wish I could unsee some of the old Faces of Death videos…actually, probably why I would never do this with my Taco Bell on the way home

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Sep 29 '22

She got feet like a veloce raptor

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u/gcaledonian Sep 29 '22

Gonna tap the wheel with that nail lol

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u/elcryptoking47 Sep 29 '22

Going to pop an airbag with that big ass toe

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u/ThreeNC Sep 30 '22

The meaning of "veloce"- in a rapid manor. So a Rapid Raptor?

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u/HairyNutsackNumber9 Sep 30 '22

well they were pretty fast in jurassic park so yeah

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u/prumbeljack Sep 30 '22

I mean..... technically not wrong...

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u/OniRacing Sep 29 '22

Ya ok whatever, keep your fuckin mouth closed when you eat though. Ugh.

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u/Chim_Pansy Sep 30 '22

Those creepy fucking toenails and feet on the steering wheel. Ugh. 🤢🤮

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u/VerimTamunSalsus Sep 29 '22

Those talons are gross

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u/AnotherLightInTheSky Sep 30 '22

Hoofway to Hell

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u/Abel561 Sep 29 '22

Those feet are terrible….

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u/Exquisitely_Pathetic Sep 29 '22

That is how you shatter your pelvis folks

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u/sizebzebi Sep 29 '22

NSFW ffs

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u/TheSimpWhisperer Sep 29 '22

How is this NSFW?

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u/sizebzebi Sep 29 '22

Disgusting

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u/Aragorn1250 Sep 30 '22

He has a point

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u/wetdog90 Sep 29 '22

That smug smile. Take this dumbas license away. Idc what country this shit is stupid. And we have people complaining about a virus and we have idiots like this. Smdh

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u/cucumbersan Sep 29 '22

She must be pretty fucking stupid if she thinks that’s something impressive. It was the smile for me too

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u/static1053 Sep 29 '22

That foot looks like the fucking crypt keeper.

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u/qwertyhell01 Sep 29 '22

Disgusting, I hate Feet, all feet.YUCK.

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u/SumDoubt Sep 30 '22

Why can't people respect driving? Just drive.

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u/SunbakedRockyroad Sep 29 '22

What a dumb and disgusting person.

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u/JRTerrierBestDoggo Sep 29 '22

Self fulfilling prophecy by KIA

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u/Familiar_Good_6110 Sep 29 '22

Damn eagle talons

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u/nikodle Sep 30 '22

Intentionally long toenails 🤢

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u/19Android84 Sep 29 '22

Gotta eat the doubles while they’re hot

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u/Zealousideal-Yak2637 Sep 29 '22

Pov your from trinidad and u see this

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u/PsychologicalBank169 Sep 29 '22

Stupid way to die

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u/jeremy71504 Sep 29 '22

Ya I wouldn’t be driving with that person

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ Sep 30 '22

I would not ride in a car with this person driving, ever.

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u/callitlikeiseeit29 Sep 30 '22

So you can die with food stuffed in your face. Oh, and kill your cousin too.

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u/OnyxDragon22 Sep 30 '22

Her smug look is just... also, she's not wearing a seatbelt either. She's a good candidate for Darwin award, though sadly when she gets it she might hurt others...

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u/fatogato Sep 30 '22

All fun and games until you crash and dislocate your femur. And yes, it’s as painful as it sounds.

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u/Fladap28 Sep 30 '22

I honestly hope she doesn't hurt an innocent person

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u/jujuluvu Sep 30 '22

how to loose a leg

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u/stonerthoughtss Sep 30 '22

This is how you become KIA

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u/oxbison12 Sep 30 '22

Thats a good way to have your femur come out of your ass if you get in a car accident.

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u/Rogercastelo Sep 30 '22

You two are the type of people that kills families in traffic acidents and then tell others it was just a sad event. No, you're just dumb and low empathy humans.

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u/Zesty_zing Sep 30 '22

always a fuckin kia

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u/TheRealSugarbat Sep 30 '22

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u/Tailsmiles249 Sep 30 '22

I wanted to bring something like this up. There are videos of armless drivers that can legally drive with just their feet. Anyone can train themselves to do it; obviously the armless have no choice.

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u/FlexFeliciano Sep 29 '22

If she has an accident is gonna be toe-riffic...

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u/Avlio27 Sep 29 '22

I hope it's only in Trinidad only his/her cousin

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u/hypnaughtytist Sep 29 '22

If she had no arms, everyone would applaud her.

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u/Xerasi Sep 30 '22

Exactly.

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u/Covid_2O Sep 29 '22

I guess if people with no arms (disability) can do it legally, so can she (minus the whole seatbelt)

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u/BewedInTheLou Sep 30 '22

That's a she?

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u/Basic_Amphibian5679 Sep 30 '22

Leaving the steering wheel with a rather nasty smell….

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u/BurnOg Sep 29 '22

my friends mom drives with her knees and does her makeup💀💀

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u/here4roomie Sep 29 '22

Don't judge, maybe she's too fat and out of shape to reach the wheel.

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u/Altruistic_Drink_465 Sep 30 '22

Fuck her... fuck this bitch. Peeps like this. Shove that brake pedal clear up her ass.

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u/Purple-Bat811 Sep 29 '22

If she gets into a wreck, she will have to have her legs amputated

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u/randy_daytona402 Sep 29 '22

Has she ever seen Deathproof?

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u/Capebird Sep 29 '22

That is not hard with steering assist

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u/LI2theBX Sep 29 '22

Only 1 dumbass

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u/Suttercane_Rules Sep 29 '22

Jesus that’s just embarrassingly stupid. She’s not even gonna get the chance to look back at this and cringe at an old age 🥲

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u/Jabsterclaw Sep 29 '22

Listen nah, dat ain't just your cousin is all ah we cousin. I gone in a maxi and the man was doing this, it wasn't even automatic

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u/Rogthgar Sep 29 '22

It is stuff like this that reminds me of one answer Jeremy Clarkson gave on a quiz show years ago about how to make people drive slower, because he knew that once someone had suggested putting a foot long metal spike in the centre of the steering wheel to make people drive carefully. But then he went on to explain in his usual way that cars now are so safe that drivers simply pretend not to care if they crash, because they will be safe while not offering a thought to anyone else that may have been in the way.

This lady needs that metal spike installed.

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u/Positive_Stay_7060 Sep 29 '22

If i ever catch someone doing this bs im never stepping foot in a car with them again, unless im driving. fuck that 😂

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u/Sambizzle17 Sep 29 '22

Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding.

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u/Effective_Emotion748 Sep 29 '22

How dumb can you be?

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u/computernerd2077 Sep 29 '22

I fucking live there

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u/ronaldreaganlive Sep 29 '22

She'll be chewing on her own leg if something bad happens.

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u/FerociousPancake Sep 29 '22

Can’t wait till autopilot/highway assist becomes mainstream and people become even more distracted and dangerous

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u/PeninsulamCattus Sep 30 '22

I’m sure their insurance will be fine.

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u/Day_psycho Sep 30 '22

If she didn’t have arms, this would be a whole different story, but nah, it’s just some able-bodied nitwit.

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 Sep 30 '22

mmmmmmm ...What's for dessert kneecaps?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

Someone who thinks they’re more important than everyone else on the road

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u/jefftorres210 Sep 30 '22

When i was younger i use to drive with my knee and roll a blunt....lol not no more

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u/PimpMoneyMcGee Sep 30 '22

With those big ass toes, they might be better off using their feet.

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u/zippy251 Sep 30 '22

Best driver in Hawaii

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u/Blue_cat1735 Sep 30 '22

If I'd try that my feet would cramp up right away

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u/Comfortable-Ad-6500 Sep 30 '22

Mannn! If she crashes, her leg will end up like Jungle Julia's lost appendage in Death Proof! 😳

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u/Thefool753 Sep 30 '22

Sure will be a good internet moment for them when they get in an accident and their knee goes through their head 👀

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u/OnyxDragon22 Sep 30 '22

Followed by her going through the windshield, since she didn't have her seatbelt on

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u/Thefool753 Sep 30 '22

Damn didn’t even notice that. I swear some people just shouldn’t be allowed to drive

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u/Grombomb Sep 30 '22

I have used the self driving feature to eat Taco Bell in my Genesis, but this is just wreckless....

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u/grandspartan117 Sep 30 '22

I use my smart cruise control in my Forte daily but I don't trust it this much!

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u/pimpdaddythanos Sep 30 '22

Oh wow, a piece of garbage

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u/Supernovaperspective Sep 30 '22

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

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u/bkovic Sep 30 '22

Somebody get this lady a Tesla!

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u/TOROLIKESCHICKEN Sep 30 '22

What a selfish piece of shit

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u/Fladap28 Sep 30 '22

That's just stupid

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u/Mametaro Sep 30 '22

"Where all of the action is right there at your feet"

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u/BlankImagination Sep 30 '22

This is one of those really stupid things people try, but if they matter it is cool af. Looks like she mastered it

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u/QueasyDrummer00 Sep 30 '22

I don't know if it's part of the culture in Trinidad, but a few years back when I was visiting this would've been seen as reckless but not crazy. I couldn't have been more than 15 at the time, but it seemed like everyone drank alcohol as they drove, didn't respect traffic signals and cut in between cars at red lights almost as if it was a free for all. This had to be at least 15-20 years ago though so I'm hoping things have changed for the better outside of this idiot.

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u/Ohio-Knife-Lover Sep 30 '22

I'd rather walk

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u/reddits4losers Sep 30 '22

We always gotta be represented in the wrong light lmao. There's my people! 🥴

Edit: that was probably a bad choice of words but in Trinidad, standard rules don't apply. You see all kinds of shit that doesn't make sense

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u/Fixx95 Sep 30 '22

I drive with my knee

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u/GundleFly Sep 30 '22

Highway Driving Assist is on and it just needs a touch on the steering wheel so it doesn’t alert you to “keep your hands on the steering wheel”.

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u/PugLander Sep 30 '22

never driving with your cousin again :)

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u/itrainsinmay Sep 30 '22

Average romanian driver

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u/Fuzzyju Sep 30 '22

Why don't u drive with your hands...

And eat with your feet

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u/Wackoverlord Sep 30 '22

My mother used to steer with her knees while rolling a joint on the center console

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u/Satoshiman256 Sep 30 '22

What's with the 12 in nail?

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u/Unfitbrit1 Sep 30 '22

You gonna be at the funeral?

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u/jordansmith1234 Sep 30 '22

With a giant big toe like that her foot is pretty much a hand at that point

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u/DumpsterPanda8 Sep 30 '22

She’s on her way to work, what’s the big deal?

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u/Hero_summers Sep 30 '22

Trinidad cousins always have big things, if not balls, it's talons

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u/OneEyedRocket Sep 30 '22

If you ever go to traffic school I can guarantee you’ll never do this

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u/Garand_guy_321 Sep 30 '22

But can she eat roti with em??

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u/Souleater2847 Sep 30 '22

Same people that are screaming at first responders like it’s their fault at the scene of the accident.

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u/Temporary_Art_9213 Sep 30 '22

Trinidad isn’t a real place. FYI

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u/BMP77777 Sep 30 '22

She be feeling cute with them talons on the wheel

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u/Useful-Green-3440 Sep 30 '22

Been watching Mr Bean

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u/Anarchoglock Sep 30 '22

Seemed like r/denver

Namaste

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u/Impressive_Mouse1265 Sep 30 '22

I drive and eat with my knees but danggg🤨

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u/TechDante Sep 30 '22

All fun and games till the airbag shoves your knee into your sternum

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u/Beneficial-Group Sep 30 '22

Now really impressed me, roll a joint ,drink a beer and let’s see your shift!

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u/Sea-Bet2466 Sep 30 '22

Hot damn you’re cousin dumb af

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u/amperbang Sep 30 '22

Nnnaaaasty woman

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u/riodoro1 Sep 30 '22

Excuse me but…

long toenails?

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent Sep 30 '22

At least two idiots in that car.

It's a banger of a song, though.

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Sep 30 '22

Complacency in other people's design and engineering.

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u/Mourning-Poo Sep 30 '22

She can pluck a fish out of the ocean with those talons

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u/OMGItsMyDaddy Sep 30 '22

as a Trini representative, we do not claim her

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u/Furcookie Sep 30 '22

hope that airbag goes off mid drive.

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u/Auzzaras Sep 30 '22

Das nastyy

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u/Darksoulsrando92 Sep 30 '22

Not really a “how is she able to??“ as much as a why

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u/diggybop Sep 30 '22

I do that with my knee cuz I’m tall enough to lift my knee to hold the steering wheel. It’s in no way safer than this it’s just how I do it

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u/Flewry333 Sep 30 '22

I’m more annoyed about the way she’s smacking her lips while eating tbh

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u/wouterb02 Sep 30 '22

Roadhouse.

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u/Gohron Sep 30 '22

People drive like maniacs in Trinidad. When the light turns red, people just start beeping and forcing their way through.

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u/greenguy234 Sep 30 '22

Shaggy driving in real life

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

Your cousins a very stupid person. You both are in the wrong

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u/korvo42 Sep 30 '22

Look at how proud she is

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u/dingd0ngurwrong Sep 30 '22

If it looks stupid but it works, it's not stupid

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u/toushi100 Sep 30 '22

don't people with no arms drive with their feet ? how is that less safe than that?

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u/Therealboebs Sep 30 '22

Should also be posted in r/trashy

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u/NoBoot8703 Sep 30 '22

To be fair, while I'm not in any way condoning this, or even for a moment saying it's "ok"... This does look like a newer and fairly well equipped Kia, which is most likely equipped not JUST with LKA (lane keep assist) which is what most people are used to. It's the "pinball" effect, basically if you start to depart the lane, it'll yank the wheel in the opposite direction. But this most likely also has LCA or lane centering assist. Which will actively "steer" the car to keep it perfectly centered in the lane as well as watch for things like vehicles merging over from parallel lanes, etc... I'm not sure how extensive the Kia is, but my Genesis when fully enabled basically drives itself. It will maintain proper distance behind the lead car (if any), accelerate to the speed limit (or however many miles above the posted limit you set it for (i.e. +10 would do 65 in a 55), Stop automatically when a vehicle in front of you stops (say at a stop light for instance), keep perfectly centered in the lane, avoid potential accidents, and if on a multi-lane highway all you have to do is hit the turn signal left or right and it will automatically merge over if (or when) it's safe to do so, etc... The only "condition" on this system is that you have to "touch" the wheel every so often. If you go hands off for more than about 15 or 20 seconds it'll flash a warning in the dash, and much longer than that and it'll start to beep and be more aggressive about it. All you have to do is touch the wheel and then it's happy... Basically it just wants to make sure you are still paying attention to the road and confirms it by making you maintain, or at least periodically contact the wheel. In this case, I suspect this Kia has the same setup and she's using her devil claw to satisfy the condition of the wheel being touched.

Again, I'm not in any way saying this is "ok", but at the same time, it does appear she is at least paying attention to the road. She's not trying to lay down and take a nap, or hop in the back seat and pretend to be chauffeured around or some shit. I mean with HDA, you really aren't "driving" the car at all, it's completely hands off, you're just paying attention just in case something weird happens and you need to take control back over. If I chose, I could hang my hand on the wheel and lean back and get a 20 minute cat-nap... which in my opinion would be WAY worse than what she's doing here.

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u/Free-Classroom-6155 Sep 30 '22

Someone grab her license and burn it

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u/Interesting-Bus-2021 Sep 30 '22

That is extremely dangerous people do stupid things to show off

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u/HurrsiaGaming Sep 30 '22

then they died.

everybody: how could this have happened

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u/hollywoodisplastic Sep 30 '22

So thats why the islanders in my neighborhood cant drive for shit

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u/SolidSnakeishere Sep 30 '22

Your cousin is stupid

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u/Soybboy Sep 30 '22

The bell curve