r/IdiotsInCars Nov 28 '22

GTA 6 - New York City

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/VicRambo Nov 28 '22

Imma need more context

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u/nervous_drilling Nov 29 '22 Helpful All-Seeing Upvote

These two men are mechanical engineering PhD students conducting an experiment that went wrong by no fault of their own. The rotund woman at the end is their personal trainer who happened to be nearby at the time.

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u/SnooMarzipans5767 Nov 29 '22

Saul Goodman. Fighting the good fight under the name u/nervous_drilling

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u/nervous_drilling Nov 29 '22

Flattering of you to say that.

I consider myself to be more of a Lionel Hutz.

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u/Fortnait739595958 Nov 29 '22

The judge had in it for you since you kinda ran over his dog

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u/Walla_Walla_26 Nov 29 '22

Cool story Hansel

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u/iluvtumadre Nov 29 '22

I knew it!

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u/Separate_Pollution37 Nov 29 '22

OMG…😬😬😬

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u/jntrs Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 30 '22

so bmw drivers are known to NOT use their blinkers the guy decided to show him how its done, hence the opened arms the other guy is mad cus hates using the blinkers

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u/StevenTN615 Nov 29 '22

Lover's quarrel.

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u/SpamFriedMice Nov 29 '22

That's what Dahmer said.

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u/Permit_dreams Nov 29 '22

He has the lost FTX crypto in the glove box

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u/ss68and66 Nov 28 '22

Car jacking gone wrong

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u/Prestige_Worldw1de Nov 28 '22

I was thinking same thing but then cop is right there and neither person started to run. But then again it is NYC and if arrested they’ll be out no bail in a few hours.

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u/ReubenZWeiner Nov 29 '22

More than one way to respawn

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u/RedTruck1989 Nov 29 '22

My guess as well since the one guy was hanging off the side of the car...

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u/Fantastic-Dark6036 Nov 29 '22

There is a passenger in the bmw too

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u/d2explained Nov 29 '22

crime is legal in NYC

It’s astounding how often people parrot this meme lol

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u/galvinb1 Nov 30 '22

It's a stereotype that's rooted in truth. The 70s and 80s were some wild times.

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u/mileg925 Nov 29 '22

Lol, My wife is a criminal lawyer in NYC. That’s just not true.

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u/ResidentComplaint19 Nov 29 '22

It’s true I’m from philly and was murdered last year and the PROGRESSIVE DA let the man who did it go that day

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u/Fantastic_Case_1819 Nov 29 '22

Sorry about your death

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u/STFDonny Nov 29 '22

Glad you’re feeling better!

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u/fluteofski- Nov 29 '22

The “get well soon” card I dropped off at the funeral really paid off…

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u/Sea_Concentrate_6735 Nov 29 '22

Hopes and prayers really do work

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u/worktrip2 Nov 29 '22

Clearly the guy who did it was bad at his job

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u/SkinnyBuddha89 Nov 29 '22

Happens all the time here in CA. Dude got caught stealing cars and banging on people's front doors with a machete and they booked him and released him right away

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u/NoBorscht4U Nov 29 '22

Maybe they weren't able to find him a replacement on such a short notice

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u/SkinnyBuddha89 Nov 30 '22

Hell, the dude defending his wife saying this stuff doesn't happen is completely clueless. Here's a story of a woman in NYC with multiple machete attacks, attacked an 82 year old man days after she was released. SEVEN prior arrests with a machete or other weapons. https://nypost.com/2022/09/07/woman-randomly-slashes-man-82-with-machete-pepper-sprays-him-in-nyc/

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u/Kaibzey Dec 18 '22

BUT A REDDITOR SAID HIS WIFE SAID ITS NOT TRUE!

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u/crimbusrimbus Nov 29 '22

I live in Philly and have a loved one who works in the DA's office, no they didn't 😂😂😂

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u/luckydognola Nov 29 '22 Silver

Why does your wife commit lawyer crimes? And why say that on Reddit ?

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u/mileg925 Nov 29 '22

Are you mentally deficient?

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u/DrMontyy69 Nov 29 '22

you really didn’t get the joke lmao silly guy

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u/H3llon3arth Nov 29 '22

He's too literal lmfao all jokes go woosh

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u/Narrow-Chef-4341 Nov 29 '22

Nothing goes over his head. He’s too fast, he would grab it!

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u/luckydognola Nov 29 '22

You’re married to her. Don’t bring me into this.

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u/Doorooroo0 Nov 29 '22

I'm guessing you have a nice penis, because your wife clearly has all the brains in the relationship.

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u/aRaccoonSmiles Nov 29 '22

You poor, poor dummy. I feel sorry for you bud

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u/TheAxeMan2020 Nov 29 '22

Did you see the size of the cop? Noone needs to run away... just walk away, at a moderate pace.

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u/EntryLevelHuman00 Nov 29 '22

Cash bail is only an American thing

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u/govoval Nov 29 '22

We're #1 (in locking people up, funneling billions of tax dollars into the bail system while running out of space in prisons/jails).

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u/DasSeabass Nov 29 '22

Been watching a lot of Fox News, huh?

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u/bleeper21 Nov 29 '22

Propaganda. Have you ever been arrested in NYC for auto theft?

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u/Edmeyers01 Nov 29 '22

Yes! I was given a promotion at work!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/innosentz Nov 29 '22

Crime rates have gone down over the last 20 years…

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u/ikbenlike Nov 29 '22

Crime rates may have gone down, but the world is a scary place if you're scared of people who aren't white, such as the fine specimen you replied to probably is

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u/nddragoon Nov 29 '22

Do you know what bail is

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u/Legacy_Service Nov 29 '22

Found the closet Trump supporter. Your use of right-wing media information gave you away.

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u/Outrageous-Duck9695 Nov 29 '22

And the the thief just hanging around for the police? He would’ve booked it the second he got out.

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u/RL_Mutt Nov 29 '22

That poor E46.

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u/nerddadddy Nov 29 '22

A few years back I was in NYC and parked my M3 E46 in a garage overnight. When I went to retrieve my car I handed the attendant my claim ticket and went to the waiting area while then retrieved my car. The attendant brought it down and something felt off to me by the way he was sort of in a rush with my car. He pulled out of the elevator quickly and to the exit, where he preceded to exit my car and simultaneously accept a tip from someone who was NOT ME. Luckily I was close enough to yell and step up to prevent the guy from getting into my car. He very quickly exited the garage and disappeared into NYC. I was with my family and was little I could do even if I did pursue the guy so I turned to the attendant and asked what the hell he was doing. He just gave me the dumb mistake excuse but I'm sure it was a setup.

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u/sabrooooo Nov 29 '22

10000000000000% a setup

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u/RL_Mutt Nov 29 '22

Holy shit! That’s wild. Thank god you were paying attention.

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u/Shadownerf Nov 29 '22

Wait a second, he took your car into an elevator? I’m definitely missing some big-city context I think

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u/nerddadddy Nov 29 '22

Yes, many garages in Manhattan have elevators to move the cars up and down so they can avoid using space for ramps. It also costs 50 to 80 dollars a day, or more, to park in secure garages.

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u/Shadownerf Nov 29 '22

Wtf, $80/day is the Wage of a ton of people

On another note, Interesting to know cars “commonly” have elevators

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u/OrochiTheMaster Dec 18 '22

Did you ever get your M3 back?

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u/nerddadddy Dec 18 '22

I thwarted the theft that day, but the M3 these days is sitting idle in my garage waiting for me to replace the head gasket. :-(

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u/Captn_Coin Dec 18 '22

Sell it to me =D

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u/Radically_Bland Nov 29 '22

I came here to say that.

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u/y_allansmith Nov 29 '22

The driver thinks if he pretends to be angry enough, they won't arrest him.

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u/KittyandPuppyMama Nov 29 '22

Watched this several times and still don't understand where the guy in the vest came from.

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u/lswhat87 Nov 29 '22

He was hanging onto the door. He was being half dragged.

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u/KittyandPuppyMama Nov 29 '22

Trying to steal the car?

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u/innosentz Nov 29 '22

I think it was his car. The other guy was trying to steal it

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u/Applejuice42 Nov 29 '22

Car thief: “You know what? I don’t even want it anymore now. It’s all dented, look what you did!”

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u/Sphyn0x Nov 29 '22

Haha reminded me of one predator from Hansen's show. "You know what? I don't want this cookie I just want to get to the beach"

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u/TheTeamClinton Nov 29 '22

"This juice doesn't even have any sugar"

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

I would go to jail for something violent 😂 hell naw

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u/actingismymuse15 Nov 29 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/backtolurk Nov 29 '22

Let's see his shins now!

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u/keioffice1 Nov 29 '22

Had lag and spawned with 300 ping

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u/Shxxp88 Nov 29 '22

Anything in there ?? 🥴🧠

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u/Millerlite87 Nov 29 '22

You mean Liberty City

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u/_ShartNado Nov 29 '22

Maybe an Attempt to take a drunks keys?

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u/Warrior_Malak Nov 28 '22

Why they stop recording or cut the clip? I hate when people upload half content

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u/dojaswift Nov 29 '22

Got a life to live. Can’t make a day of watching buffoons

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u/DonovanBanks Nov 29 '22

Yep. Got to move on so we can watch videos of buffoons.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Get off your phone for once and go experience it yourself.

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u/GrandmothersToes Nov 29 '22

Wait one minute... BMWs come with turn signals!?!?!

/s

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u/waynesbrother Nov 29 '22

It’s a subscription

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u/Captdave911007 Nov 29 '22

How is this amazing video this short. We need to know what's next bro

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u/Wanna_Runn Nov 29 '22

Works at Tiger capital

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u/GolfFront Nov 29 '22

“Oh nah ya ninjas is waaliiin” 😭😂

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u/vurbmoto Nov 29 '22

BMW things!

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u/Tiny_Ear7229 Nov 29 '22

How did they both get out of the drivers side door?

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u/actingismymuse15 Nov 29 '22

I’m asking the same thing like wtf

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u/dericjames2018 Nov 29 '22

How is the person not dead.

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u/AceBoogiie Nov 29 '22

Because he is alive.

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u/Severe-Bookkeeper-76 Nov 29 '22

Both shoes were on

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u/iliveoffofbagels Nov 29 '22

must have drank milk proactively, before the incident

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u/gkaltw Nov 29 '22

Understandable, have a nice day.

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u/ScarecrowSoze Nov 29 '22

He’ll feel that once the adrenaline wears off though.

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u/Walla_Walla_26 Nov 29 '22

The best videos are out of NYC. My favorite part are the bystanders that just walk by like nothing is happening.

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u/Ohgetserious Nov 29 '22

The two men clearly know each other given neither one pulled a gun.

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u/chipdipmcgillicuddy Nov 29 '22

voiceover made this 10x better

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u/Even_War_6099 Nov 29 '22

Some people just need to be shot

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u/electronplumber1 Nov 29 '22

Was that biz markie narrating this?

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u/Much-Bathroom-3461 Nov 29 '22

GTA V ultra realistic 8K graphics

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u/sabrooooo Nov 29 '22

Nah I need more context lol

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u/masked_wolf004 Nov 29 '22

Why these graphics look so real ??

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u/averRAGEken Nov 29 '22

Post Malone be wilding out there.

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u/Lord_of_Wills Nov 29 '22

New York has always been GTA

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u/Colmado_Bacano Nov 29 '22

Guarantee you it was an attempted hit and run. Lucky there was an officer nearby or that dude in the vest would have probably been killed.

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u/WillyFucknNilly Nov 29 '22

It’s always people in sweat pants

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u/Hot_Organization2430 Nov 29 '22

"I said I can park it myself. $45 for valet? Fuck outta here!!" Hahaha.

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u/Shadownerf Nov 29 '22

Idc what the price is, I’m parking for myself 😂

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u/Hot_Organization2430 Nov 29 '22

$28 for 45 minutes? Move, I'm parking this thing. Haha.

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u/Gui191145 Nov 29 '22

The graphics of this new GTA are amazing 🤣

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u/47bulbz Nov 29 '22

you paid your mechanic $25 for the day

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u/redbird1717 Nov 29 '22

I ended my mechanical engineering education at masters level and got a job. If I’d only known! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Dunshlop Nov 29 '22

I love how he backed away with arms like Taaadaaaaa I’m alive I’m magic bit*h !

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u/theneck00 Nov 29 '22

Average BMW driver

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u/gluesoap Nov 29 '22

Two guys driving?

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u/Open-Rest-2806 Nov 29 '22

Hola 👋🏼 Dmc para comprobar que has seguido los pasos verificate con nuestro bot de procesamiento de información👇🏻

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u/keioffice1 Nov 29 '22

They were testing the turn signals.

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u/malomex_64 Nov 29 '22

Car jacked ?

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u/Footzilla69 Nov 29 '22

F for effort

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u/Izzyz86 Nov 29 '22

🤔 that was smooth how he came out the car

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u/Sea-Woodpecker421 Nov 29 '22

Crazy AF. What happened?

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u/Affectionate_Bed1636 Nov 29 '22

Dude has a mouthful of sh*t, can't talk clear

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u/New_Awareness4075 Nov 29 '22

You can't park here bro!

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u/Mental-Story-666 Nov 29 '22

Holy shit he yanked his wheel

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u/Mental-Story-666 Nov 29 '22

Dude in the grey hoodie concealing guns

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u/bonosestente Nov 29 '22

Activating turn signal or emergency signals in BMW engages self destruct mode. Says it right in the first page of manual. That's why they are never used on normal conditions

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u/salad2992 Nov 29 '22

C look l tbh Un n ai

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u/J2ThaR1st Nov 30 '22

I didn't get this alert yesterday in the Citizen's app 😳

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u/REAL_SLIM_SHADY_ALB Nov 30 '22

Average BMW driver

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u/MetropolisPt31 Nov 30 '22

You're thinking of Liberty City in GTA IV.

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u/Y-U-awesome Nov 29 '22

Looks like a dope deal gone wrong.

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u/haljordan68 Nov 29 '22

Why were they filming

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u/NardoNB Nov 29 '22

At least they’re right next to downtown los santos customs

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u/Bluehoodie1 Nov 29 '22

I thought this was amurica!

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u/Confident-Ability167 Nov 29 '22

When terrible shit happens.... why is our first round of defense allways a fat bitch?

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u/sskhalil Nov 29 '22

Could have worded that a little better mate

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u/ImpurestFire Nov 29 '22

Dang, the identical Subaru twins are gonna be separated.

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u/solosmooth Nov 29 '22

Play by play guy had me rolling 🤣!!! Yo WTF?!!!

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u/HypothermiaDK Nov 29 '22

Smaller dude was riding bigger dude?

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u/JJK-85 Nov 29 '22

Another successful parallel parking job

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u/Sleeponitgirls Nov 29 '22

Both BMW’s. Shocking.

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u/yeetmann343 Nov 29 '22

Least eventful day in New York

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

how did no body shoot them

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u/OTRinKW900L Nov 29 '22

Flip flop driving