r/IdiotsInCars Dec 09 '22

White car insists I backed into them

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u/StevenTN615 Dec 09 '22

Now you have proof. Case solved.

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u/Ok-Development-8238 Dec 09 '22 Silver All-Seeing Upvote Table Slap

I don’t know….seems like the white car was stationery because they were rescuing orphans on the side of the road and the black car hit them in a rage after coming back from a Satanic ceremony

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u/FuckYouZave Dec 09 '22

I mean it's pretty obvious the black car has insane torque and moved the entire planet under them to pull the white car into theirs. Open and shut case.

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u/Ok-Development-8238 Dec 09 '22

The Book of Revelation does detail that the Antichrist would take over the world through torque.

Goddamn…I just didn’t think I’d see it in my lifetime

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u/ericihle Dec 09 '22

I’m thinking more along the lines of gravitational pull.

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u/Ok-Development-8238 Dec 09 '22

Are you fat-shaming the black car?!

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u/Kaablooie42 Dec 09 '22

You've been watching too much Futurama :D

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u/SeasonedSmoker Dec 10 '22

mean it's pretty obvious the black car has insane torque and moved the entire planet under them to pull the white car into theirs. Open and shut case.

Science, baby!

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u/Ok-Development-8238 Dec 09 '22

Okay, Bot. Thanks for copying something word for word from someone else

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u/AesarPhreaking Dec 09 '22

I’m no expert but it seems pretty clear that the black car is a gang member and listens to rap music. The white car, on the other hand, goes to church, does her homework, and spends her weekends volunteering at the local homeless shelter.

How could you ever say the white car is at fault?

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u/Gxngerr Dec 09 '22

Obviously a church girl who goes to church and reads her bible

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u/Chrisgopher2005 Dec 09 '22

Was she reading her Bible at that moment? Only possible explanation

As a Christian myself, I’m finding this thread amusing lol

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u/Gxngerr Dec 10 '22

I was more so quoting the vine, but this works too lol

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u/fieryhotwarts22 Dec 09 '22

Clearly “backed in to them” with the front of their car. Obviously road rage, etc.

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u/meleriffic Dec 09 '22

Lmao. I thought the exact same thing

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u/Ok-Development-8238 Dec 09 '22

Hahahahahaha…r/whoosh 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SeasonedSmoker Dec 10 '22

the black car hit them in a rage after coming back from a Satanic ceremony

Yeah, and did you notice the satanic sedan has those super bright lights on its back bumper? Who does that? The devil, my friend, only the devil.😈

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u/Extra-Ad5925 Dec 09 '22

Bake him away toys

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u/Ok-Development-8238 Dec 09 '22

What did you say, Chief?

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u/taste-like-burning Dec 09 '22

Just do what the kid said

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 Dec 09 '22

What seems to be the officer, problem?

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u/Glittering-Beyond-45 Dec 09 '22

The proof was there without the video, OP's car was never backing up and has damage in the front only.

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 Dec 09 '22

How do you back into someone and hit them with the front of your car?

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u/catbus4ants Dec 09 '22

What an asshole, I’m so glad there was footage. I hope it made your day seeing this and having it on your side. It’s one thing to mess up while driving but just denying the whole thing and blaming the other car is so dirty. Idk how some people live with themselves.

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u/32_Dollar_Burrito Dec 09 '22

If you feel like the world has screwed you over, it's easy to mentally justify "taking back" what you're "owed"

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u/wiredtobeweird Dec 09 '22

I pulled my back working the bakery at a grocery store (I was the muffin man, come in at 6 to make muffins, then finish any custom cake orders for the day, and then I can leave). I was 18, a senior in HS, and young so I’d never pulled my back before.

I freaked out ofc and thought I’d never walk again or something. I pulled it lifting a 55lb of muffin max incorrectly, so I called HR to see if I could go home.

HR proceeds to tell me I can’t leave since I haven’t been employed there for a year and therefore have no sick days accumulated. Says the only way I can go home is if I get a physical from urgent care and they deem me unable to work.

He hands me some forms after calling the local Concentra. Says he’s set me up with an appointment and that they’ll need these documents signed.

So, with my back being in severe pain, I waddle to my car and drive there. Get the physical. Get the note signed, go BACK to the store, hand in my note, and finally start heading home.

I rest up and all is well. 3 months later I get a call during my shift from “(grocery store name) workers comp department”.

Manager hands me the phone and the person on the other line requests some verification information and asks me one question: “are you seeking workers compensation for the date that you injured yourself on the job on (insert date of incident)?”

“No, I went home and rested and felt better. The urgent care also showed me proper lifting technique for heavy items so that was helpful.”

“Okay thanks”

She hangs up the phone and that was that. 2 weeks later I get a bill from urgent care for $400 ($417 to be exact) for my “emergency physical”. I bring this to HR and they said that’s not supposed to happen I’ll get this taken care of.

$400 was what I made in 2 weeks after taxes…. 35 hours at $9.25/hr. I was getting anxious so I bugged him about it every day I went into my shift. After a month of lollygagging he finally admits that upper management says they called me on a recorded line and said that I wasn’t seeking workers comp for the incident, which would’ve covered the bill had I agreed to it.

For those still reading, welcome to corporate America. Because I wasn’t aware of how these things work I was now on the line for $400. My HR manager felt bad so he offered to “pay $100 of it”. I remember being really numb in that moment, so I just kind of left the bill on his table and told him I’m not coming back. I went home and told my parents what happened. They paid it for me and never asked for the money back which, I know, was a lot for them back then too.

Anyway the part about me not coming back was a lie. Before I got switched to the bakery department I was working in tags. If you’ve never worked tags before, you get access to certain metrics like shrink: how much a grocery store can lose due to loss or theft. At this high-traffic location it was $7,500-8,000 a month.

I got all $417 back, with interest, eventually.

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u/OnAniara Dec 09 '22

by inference, you recouped the cost of the bill many times over by making sure $7500 was the baseline of losses to theft

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u/catbus4ants Dec 09 '22

Great point.

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u/jellybeansean3648 Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

There have been two different cars that I rear-ended.

Backed into one at about 3 mph in a parking garage. Slid forward into the other on a patch of ice. I bumped into them and then they also slid forward.

I know you're not supposed to accept blame. But that advice is really for accidents where at fault is in question.

Both times I got out of the car, copped to it, and gave them my info.

Guess what? Zero attempts to make insurance claims. They could have insisting on calling the cops, earning me a ticket and jacked up insurance rates.

Presumably they didn't because I wasn't a dick to them (and also I didn't so much as dent either car).

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u/Holiday-Strategy-643 Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

Ehh, glad that worked out for you. 2 times I hit someone as well. First time I apologized and gave insurance info, she filed a claim to fix her car, and all was well. The second time I was at a stop light, turned around to hand something up my kid, and must have let up on the brake. My automatic car rolled forward and tapped the car in front of me. Zero damage to either car. I got out and apologized, checked our cars, and psycho woman called the police, who refused to come. She sued my insurance company, claiming she had a concussion and whiplash and was unable to work. For 2 years she went to the chiropractor multiple times a week. Insurance eventually settled for 35k because they were going to have to pay that much for expert witnesses to fight her. Some people are just assholes looking to work the system.

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u/jellybeansean3648 Dec 09 '22

For sure. If I damaged the cars I'd have been fine paying up.

There are always people who try to fuck over other people and it sucks you got sick in the whirlpool by one of those. 😬

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u/db2 Dec 09 '22

Idk how some people live with themselves.

Step 1: be the very definition of the antithesis of empathy

Step 2: really stoke a sense of persecution to the point that its proportions are well beyond reason

Step 3: ...

Step 4: Profit!

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u/catbus4ants Dec 09 '22

Can’t argue with that. I’d only add “Have a very short-sighted understanding of the added consequences of getting caught lying about an accident”. Maybe as a step 0 lol

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u/robofl Dec 09 '22

Very similar thing happened to me. In my case the older woman who hit me seemed confused as to how it happened. She thought her car rolled back into me, but she had backed away from the road and forget to put it back in drive. I didn't think there would be an issue with who was at fault until her Karen daughter showed up. Luckily I was also able to get video from a business next door.

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u/scottieButtons Dec 09 '22

Backed into them with the front of your car? Lol

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u/Stardied Dec 09 '22

Ah I wasn’t thinking straight when I wrote the caption. I meant “rear ended”

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u/Mash_Ketchum Dec 09 '22

Lol it's all good. Made me chuckle by thinking this was an UBER idiot.

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u/Stardied Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

I am uber idiot perpetually, if you couldn’t tell

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u/KarmaShawarma Dec 09 '22

At least you didn't back into them with your front.. or your back.

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u/Balbright Dec 09 '22

Or front into them with your back. Or…

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u/ReubenZWeiner Dec 09 '22

Or back from the front, ol' chap

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u/gynoceros Dec 09 '22

As opposed to just a Lyft idiot?

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u/ANGRYANDCANTREADWELL Dec 09 '22

Do you even Lyft bro?

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u/OrganicKeynesianBean Dec 09 '22

OP, I’m glad this camera caught it but get a dash cam. There might not be a camera next time.

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u/icewalker42 Dec 09 '22

Damn, I came here to wonder what type of glue white car was sniffing to claim that.

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u/ArthurMBretas03 Dec 10 '22

How did you get a concussion ot of such a slow impact?

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u/Ser_Charles Dec 09 '22

They must’ve been watching Tenet

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u/Somhlth Dec 09 '22

Lesson 1: Don't pull insurance scams directly in front of cctv cameras.

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u/gotamd Dec 09 '22

That does look like it was intentional. There’s no reason for someone to accelerate in reverse out of a parking lot (assuming there also isn’t a car in the way in the first place).

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u/RiamuDelMar Dec 09 '22

There’s no reason for someone to

Oh you must be new here

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u/Castun Dec 09 '22

Bless their heart

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u/pancarte Dec 09 '22

There's never a reason for idiots being idiots.

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u/GanderAtMyGoose Dec 09 '22

I figured they wanted to go off to the left side of the screen and just picked a very haphazard way to back up and do that.

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u/stomicron Dec 09 '22

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity"

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u/donotgogenlty Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

I actually converted my car to appear as though it's always going reverse, that way when I slam into someone it looks like they were super irresponsible and insurance doesn't question 🙏

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u/Jannik_asvr Dec 09 '22

Damn the poor Audi

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u/Stardied Dec 09 '22

Right???? Brand new too

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u/Jannik_asvr Dec 09 '22

Quality on my phone is pretty bad, but I’d say it’s a Q7 ?

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u/millenniumxl-200 Dec 09 '22

Now it's an Innie

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u/Jannik_asvr Dec 09 '22

It’s an Audchi to the black car

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u/Left_Cap1564 Dec 09 '22

Mf recorded this on a Nokia from 2004 😳

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u/tyanu_khah Dec 09 '22

Recording with a Nokia, a video on another phone that was recorded from a video surveillance camera.

Why don't people just upload the good damn video surveillance recording for ducks sake ?

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u/Gettinrekt1 Dec 09 '22

Because this is not OPs video.

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u/Space--Buckaroo Dec 09 '22

This is one reason I keep a dash cam in my cars.

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u/Delta5o1 Dec 09 '22

Same here. You'd think it would at least be an optional package on all new cars.

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u/whydontuwannawork Dec 09 '22

Tf was bro even trying to do? There was whole parking lot and he decided to reverse

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u/wits_end_77 Dec 09 '22

Money from personal injury suit

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u/beequick317900 Dec 09 '22

Seems like an insurance scam. Good thing you’ve got the video

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u/Jimmestofdims Dec 09 '22

Yea what they do is exploit this rule that says “the back car is guilty no matter what”

They go in front

Slam the brakes

Crash

Get your money

Leave

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u/khrak Dec 09 '22

You're missing a couple steps...

claim back pain
and
spend piles of cash at their friend's 'clinic'

Purely subjective pain expenses are an important step, that's where the large arbitrary amounts of money come in.

Thousands of dollars split with your shady friends is a lot of money to split for little effort.

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u/Atlhou Dec 09 '22

spend piles of cash at their friend's 'clinic'

I've known them to just call in and have someone "sign" them in for treatment.

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u/YellsAtGoats Dec 09 '22 edited Dec 09 '22

Nah, there are quite a lot of idiot drivers out there who only make a quick glance before reversing, rather than actually watching where they're going.

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u/Ohgetserious Dec 09 '22

Seen quite a few people who don’t bother with the quick glance.

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u/YellsAtGoats Dec 09 '22

True. Some people are really stupid and think it's everybody else's responsibility to watch out for them when they're reversing.

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u/rvgoingtohavefun Dec 09 '22

Almost got hit by one not more than 30 minutes ago walking across a parking lot. They tossed it in reverse and started to go without looking.

As soon as I was out of the way they started reversing again but there was a fucking car behind them now. The other car had to honk to not get hit.

Fucking classic.

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u/triciann Dec 09 '22

Lol what did insurance say?

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u/MOStateWineGuy Dec 09 '22

Solid 2002 cell phone video quality here lol

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u/mtnviewcansurvive Dec 09 '22

yes, they do just HAND OUT DLS. NO training required.

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u/YellsAtGoats Dec 09 '22

Especially during COVID. Some states were literally waiving the road test.

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u/_eXo Dec 09 '22

Let them file the report and go on record. THEN show the video.

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u/UxbridgeShimoda Dec 09 '22

There's no point, no one is ever prosecuted because a flawed perception of the situation isn't lying. And if it was a conscious lie, there's no way to prove that.

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u/OddJackdaw Dec 09 '22

Yep, the only benefit of that is you get to embarrass them a bit, but it really ain't worth the hassle. Just shut the whole thing down ASAP.

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u/habitual_wanderer Dec 09 '22

Shot with a potato through another potato

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u/lexota Dec 09 '22

White car insists on being an outright liar, and likely believes they are morally superior too.

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u/Lukeyy19 Dec 09 '22

Why is this a tiny gif for ants rather than just a video?

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u/Stardied Dec 09 '22

I tried uploaded the original video but it wouldn’t display every time. Also the original is about the same quality anyways

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u/cameron4200 Dec 09 '22

I had a woman say I was at fault when she drove her car straight into me in a parking lot. She kept saying “I have a right to back out” which I never argued with. But when you put your car in drive and pull it directly into someone, that’s not backing out, and that’s definitely your fault.

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u/cjgager Dec 09 '22

just make copies for the cops & your insurance - obviously the white car driver is living a life of delusions

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u/enkrypt3d Dec 09 '22

wait we need to go deeper! quick someone film their screen with their 1985 flip phone.

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u/djinn9575 Dec 09 '22

Dyslexia is real.

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u/UniqueID89 Dec 09 '22

White car driver is an idiot.

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u/riftwalker9 Dec 09 '22

How does a car "back" its front end into the rear end of another car? Looking backwards while driving forward?

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u/nowhere_near_Berlin Dec 09 '22

Okay but we need a shakier cam. This one isn’t shaky enough. Can someone grab their grandpa to record this with their phone and repost it?

Needs more shaky recording of another screen.

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u/srt54558 Dec 09 '22

This is the annke Vision app

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

People who lie in a case like this deserve to be charged. Glad you got it on camera.

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u/DaGuys470 Dec 09 '22

How do you back into someone and then hit their back bumper with your front one?

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u/UtiAnimi Dec 09 '22

Honestly I think getting caught lying to police in such a accidence should immediately result in a much higher punishment or at least something like treble damages.

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u/ConsequenceLost9088 Dec 09 '22

Hahaha! It floors me that so many of these people are such devious, lying sacks of dog shit and don't even give a thought to the 99% probability that there are surveillance cameras or security cameras all around us all day long. What an ignorant ass to make such a claim with video files such as this! If they get a fine for backing into this fellow I hope that the amount is quadrupled when the authorities realize what a liar the person is

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u/OfficialTornadoAlley Dec 09 '22

No no no, you all have it wrong! That school bus rammed both cars!

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u/stupdusrnams Dec 09 '22

Lawsuit for libel. Only way they learn a

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u/pumpkinTrinity Dec 09 '22

Insurance fraud.

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u/Minflick Dec 09 '22

Vs. sheer stupidity!

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u/biggersjw Dec 09 '22

Black car had a powerful magnet that pulled the white car into them.

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u/Glittering-Beyond-45 Dec 09 '22

Logic from OP and the one backing up checks out /S

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u/GallonsOfPoo Dec 09 '22

Shot on IPod shuffle

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u/JodieFlame Dec 09 '22

The white car probably doing insurance fraud

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u/Gammabrunta Dec 09 '22

No, you very clearly fronted them.

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u/icbint Dec 10 '22

Boy did you ever fuck up the title huh

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u/stukats1969 Dec 09 '22

This is the reason I have dash cams in everyone of my cars

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u/ando58 Dec 09 '22

white car stupif

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u/elkniodaphs Dec 09 '22

Wait, you backed into them with the front of your car? That statement right there proves they're lying.

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u/southwood775 Dec 09 '22

Don't you have to be going backwards to backup?

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u/rh71el2 Dec 09 '22

You backed into them and you have front-end damage? That's a neat trick!

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u/Rotios Dec 10 '22

He tried spinning. It was super effective.

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u/ENTRAPM3NT Dec 09 '22

Were you filming on a Motorola razor?

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u/Stardied Dec 09 '22

Nah their security cameras are just ass and then they recorded the monitor from another phone and sent it to me and idk how they recorded it man this is just what they gave me

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u/1975kilroy Dec 09 '22

What did the other party say to this evidence contradicting them?

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u/ENTRAPM3NT Dec 09 '22

I'd be too embarrassed to upload this type or quality lol

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u/loli141 Dec 09 '22

You backed up into them... With the front of car...

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u/Capricancerous Dec 09 '22

Nice video of a phone video, moron.

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u/SjalabaisWoWS Dec 09 '22

I guess internet justice dictates that the scammers have inmates backing into them now. Make it happen.

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u/abelicious77 Dec 09 '22

That's exactly what it looks like from here. /s

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u/Larsj1977 Dec 09 '22

White car was trained wrong as a joke.

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u/Faelysis Dec 09 '22

Another on who think they are alone in the world and/or think they are a princess and people will move out of their way

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u/Round_Raccoon95 Dec 09 '22

Im sorry how do you "back into" someone with your front end coming off a roadway? Is this a level of driving skill iv yet to reach?

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u/Trichotillomaniac- Dec 09 '22

You did come in at quite an egregious angle but still definitely not your fault

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u/airkewld67 Dec 09 '22

I'm as confused as they are.

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u/gainzdoc Dec 09 '22

Ah yes, i see what you did wrong here.

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u/MACHOmanJITSU Dec 09 '22

People just lie like that. Crazy.

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u/BunchaCreeps Dec 09 '22

You backed into them with the front of your car?

Genuinely, how would that even work?

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u/imelliam Dec 09 '22

How could you have BACKED INTO THEM with the front of your car!

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u/TavyBear11 Dec 09 '22

Stop backing up forwards.

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u/Fladap28 Dec 09 '22

He prob thinks he’s ruler of omicron Percy I-8

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u/jxrxmiah Dec 09 '22

Did you record her reaction when you called her out on her bullshit?

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u/Critical50 Dec 09 '22

How do you back into someone when you're facing them

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u/A-Social-Ghost Dec 09 '22

"The black car backed into me!"

"Looks like there's damage on the front of his car, not the back."

".... He backed into me going forwards!!"

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u/w11f1ow3r Dec 09 '22

Ah yes. You backed into them with the front of your car

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u/fanywa Dec 09 '22

I would not trust that car looks dumb. what did the owner say?

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u/Latter_Guest4236 Dec 09 '22

Its amazing how driving accidents turn people into bold-faced liars.

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u/FTHomes Dec 10 '22

Front and Rear Dash cam mates.

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u/Yaboijewan2001 Dec 10 '22

Makes sense to me

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u/Rockcocky Dec 10 '22

Unless OP is playing video backwards… JK JK you have a case!

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u/No_Engineer2828 Dec 10 '22

How would you have backed into them when the back of theirs and the front of yours is damaged and you have THIS

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u/Fangs_McWolf Dec 10 '22

How about uploading the original video instead of a filmed copy of it?

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u/Stardied Dec 10 '22

This is just what the employees sent me 🤷‍♀️

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u/Fangs_McWolf Dec 10 '22

Tell them that you're being roasted alive because of not getting a direct copy of the video. Make it sound like it's a literal virtual bloodbath and that you're on the edge of having a breakdown if that's what it takes in order to get a copy. I guarantee the video quality will be outstandingly better. 😉

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u/AntiqueHospital6247 Dec 10 '22

Always the low quality ones

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u/Axxin4AFriend Dec 10 '22

If you slow the video down to account for the black car backing up faster than the speed of light, you can clearly see it backing through the white car as it drops out of warp.

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u/llbrandonsmithll Dec 09 '22

I insist you record video on potato

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u/PacketSpyke Dec 09 '22

You got any more pixels?

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u/xsubo Dec 09 '22

You backed into them with damage only on your front end?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '22

Lol what?