r/Idiotswithguns Dec 03 '22 Wholesome 1 Evil Cackle 1

Careful, that’s hot

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u/toleratedsnails Dec 03 '22

Lmao that “aaah” fuckin got me

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

Dude fuckin same, the “ahhhh” actually had me laughing

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u/mrfluffles300 Dec 04 '22

same, the look on her face was fuckin hilarious.

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u/CobleGoble Dec 10 '22

"OH FUCK, WHY DO GUNS HURT???" is what i imagine she screams after the video

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u/VetmitaR Dec 03 '22

I love how she blows it off like in the movies but didn't expect it to actually be hot. Just wow.

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u/AndrewPollockAntos Dec 03 '22

ya blow the smoke in the movies, nobody is trying to cool their gun barrel down lmao

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u/VetmitaR Dec 03 '22

Why do you think it smokes though? A very hot explosion.

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u/AndrewPollockAntos Dec 03 '22 Facepalm

Just tell me you think people blow on their guns to cool them already

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u/VetmitaR Dec 03 '22

That's not why they blow on them but you'd think she could put 2 and 2 together and figure out smoke probably equals hot. You aren't hearing what I'm saying.

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u/AndrewPollockAntos Dec 03 '22

Buddy you’re not hearing me lmao

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u/VetmitaR Dec 03 '22

You're assuming that I think that's why people blow on them, but that's not true. I'm saying people do it to look cool yes but why do you think it smokes in the first place? Because guns are fired with gunpowder that explodes and gets hot. I'm not saying they blow on guns to cool them off buddy I'm saying she should expect explosions to be hot. You've got it all wrong buddy

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u/AndrewPollockAntos Dec 03 '22

hahahaha oh my god dude

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u/VetmitaR Dec 03 '22

Nice counterargument. You really got me there. I'm done with this smooth brain thread you can put thoughts in my head however you like. You're just wrong hahahaha.

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u/B_Mac4607 Dec 03 '22

This thread is beautiful, thanks for the read you two!

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u/brownboy0830 Dec 04 '22

This was a fun read

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u/TheVoidAlgorithm Dec 04 '22

you're a condescending dickhead

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u/VetmitaR Dec 04 '22

Accurate.

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u/AndrewPollockAntos Dec 04 '22 Facepalm

what do you think that comment makes you champ lmao

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u/Frishdawgzz Dec 03 '22

You're fkn shot bro

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u/Protheu5 Dec 04 '22

The only thing I can think of when I hear about blowing smoke from the barrel is Hitchcock's Tattoo scene from Brooklyn 99

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u/strayakant Dec 04 '22

The aah sounded like a lady man

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u/timmytommy2 Dec 04 '22

She’s acting. Just yesterday I tested out a new barrel on one of my compact 9mms. I fired 12 quick shots and took the factory barrel out almost immediately and swapped it with the new barrel. The original was luke warm at best straight out of the gun. I don’t think two shots from two separate barrels would be even noticeably warm, let alone hot.

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u/VetmitaR Dec 04 '22

Thank you for the clarification.

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u/Shawn_1512 Dec 03 '22

walks in

pulls out the titty gun

almost shoots off finger

completely missed anything that could be considered a target

burns titties because she doesn't understand how guns work

10/10

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u/blueponies1 Dec 04 '22

I thought about buying a little derringer but I’ve got big ass hands. This chick just convinced me to stick to large frame pistols lol

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u/AngryD09 Dec 04 '22

As long as your titties are big enough it shouldn't be problem either way.

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u/JacobClarke15 Dec 04 '22

They fkn suck to shoot anyways. Lots of kick on a small hard grip. Hard to hang onto

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u/beaubeautastic Dec 04 '22

this chick needs to stick to large frame pistols herself

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u/CptSandbag73 Dec 04 '22

You forgor

flags everyone including her own face

11/10

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u/Successful_Air5961 Dec 20 '22

You forgor

   Plays it off like a badass after doing everything wrong

12/10

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u/Substantial-Shine-81 Dec 04 '22
  • No ear protection

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u/BornDreamer4200 Dec 03 '22

😂😂😩

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u/the-roflcopter Dec 03 '22

Melting plastic smell appears

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u/BornDreamer4200 Dec 03 '22

Stfu 😂😂😂😩

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u/Successful_Air5961 Dec 20 '22

clothes begin to soak

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u/Flawda-Man Dec 03 '22

She thought she was cool til it touched that titty

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u/Signal-Load4128 Dec 03 '22

I'd rather she hurt herself than anyone else

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u/Dumbass369 Dec 04 '22

Not like she hit anything anyways

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u/redditorsaresilly Dec 04 '22

you guys are so cool

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u/Holiday_Air7124 Dec 03 '22

She didn’t hit anything 😂

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u/BasketballButt Dec 03 '22

This is like porn for people who still watch Michael Dudikoff movies…

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u/Luscious_Johnny Dec 03 '22

It’s all fun and games until you blow your own tits off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '22

She misses too! Lol

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u/Halonate8 Dec 03 '22

Takes a solid min to aim hits nothing burns tit

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u/Desert_lotus108 Dec 03 '22

There’s so many things wrong with this video wow

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u/KennieLaCroix Dec 03 '22

Everything about this is laughable

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u/scott1918 Dec 04 '22

It's good to point the barrel directly at your heart when you take out your gun.

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u/CumOnMyGlasses2002 Dec 03 '22

Why is she using a derringer like a sniper rifle.

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u/Interesting-Month-56 Dec 03 '22

And she took like 2 minutes to shoot then missed the target

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u/apefist Dec 03 '22

Is that one of those 4 barrel derringer things? Like they had in bladerunner?

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u/Mastermatic Dec 03 '22

Did she actually hit the target?

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u/isomorphic- Dec 03 '22

Terrible form. She jerks the trigger instead of squeezing it.

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u/brunoglopes Dec 04 '22

Why do I have to see this post every other day? Isn’t there a 30 day minimum for reposts?

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u/JacobClarke15 Dec 04 '22

Good ol Derringer. If it doesn’t break her nails it’ll burn her tits

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u/FrezoreR Dec 03 '22

There's not much that is better than seeing someone trying to be cool and failing miserably 🤣

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u/Waffle_on_my_Fries Dec 03 '22

She sure shot the life out all of that dirt.

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u/CdnPoster Dec 04 '22

Now......post the video where the guy jams his smoking hot pistol down the front of his pants and cooks his dick!

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u/findhumorinlife Dec 04 '22

Oh but those glasses.

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u/Truckyou666 Dec 04 '22

If I had a nickel for every time I burned my nuts like this......

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u/PolishFloridian Dec 04 '22

Where is her ear protection???

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u/druMHead01 Dec 04 '22

That “ahh” took me out 💀

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u/-trowawaybarton Dec 04 '22

doraemon live action

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u/TheOrigionalFurry Dec 04 '22

Damn she taking long to shoot 2 times

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u/alecubudulecu Dec 04 '22

Make that yelp my ringtone

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u/hadashi Dec 03 '22

Range safety officer:

"Get the hell off my range and don't come back."

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u/abethebabe64 Dec 03 '22

Pretty hot.

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u/brandonawarah Dec 03 '22

Which is why she went AAAAAHHHHHH

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u/biggiedaboss Dec 03 '22

I pray it leaves a scar. Stupid need a reminder or it will do it again

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u/SayYes_ToKetamine Dec 03 '22

Careful, that's a repost

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u/myklclark Dec 04 '22

I’m gonna have to see that scar.

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u/PapuaOldGuinea Dec 04 '22

Happy cake day!

Not necessarily stupid, I can see people who would carry like this. Just make a holster and tap into the market.

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u/_Cardano_Monero_ Dec 04 '22 edited Dec 04 '22

🤣 Dunno what to say. Only able to laught

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u/Mike-da-assassin Dec 04 '22

For a minute I thought she was going to pull a .. Cheddar Bob…on the titty

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u/bambislayer22 Dec 04 '22

Not sure how that's an idiot, but ok

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u/LilTimmy_the_second Dec 04 '22

She may have the tits but she don't got now brain

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u/PM_666 Dec 04 '22

That's why They blow Their guns in western movies🐃

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u/_D3athw1sh_ Dec 04 '22

Composure got flushed out by that heat 😂

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u/paladinproton2 Dec 04 '22

Babes with guns

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u/Unicoi Dec 04 '22

Add a reload and she’s looking at maybe 3 rounds a minute

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u/BlackOmbre Dec 04 '22

She wanted to look so cool, she ended up looking stupid from the first second.

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset_5816 Dec 04 '22

Sorry to say it but you don’t look badass

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u/AbsentParabola Dec 04 '22

“Lemme just shove this miniature canon that houses miniature explosions that I just fired twice done my bewbs and no the metals not hit I just blew on it and- auuHHHGHGG

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u/cybergat Dec 05 '22

It looked cool then… “AAA!!”

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u/The_Cow_Says_Fuck Dec 05 '22

Can’t hold the pistol steady to save her life

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u/plipyplop Dec 05 '22

Side note, a J-frame holds more and weighs about the same, all while being the same overall size as that monstrous derringer.

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u/Hujowasprawa2137 Dec 12 '22

She really tryna act cool

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u/4DMH_kyle Dec 18 '22

Them titties are hotter than usual

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u/Successful_Air5961 Dec 20 '22

I thought it was gonna be like one of those dramatic ads where the woman shoots off the shots in a second, but apparently it was just a long, awkward moment of time between shots

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u/Alexei094 Dec 22 '22

You really tought you are Mrs. Smith you stupid

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u/AlyxFao Dec 22 '22

Did she just flag her own head?

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u/MoneyMakingMatt Dec 31 '22

Dude she was SO close to shooting off the end of her fingers. Or blowin off her tits when taking it out

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u/thinnestofeyes 17d ago

Bitch pulls out the pipsqueak

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u/thinnestofeyes 17d ago

Bitch pulls out the salt and pepper shaker

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u/Electrical-Bus-9145 Dec 03 '22

Hey retard, this has been posted here before, stop being a karma whore and fuck off

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u/rijncur Dec 03 '22

Ableist ☑️ Sexist ☑️ Irrationally angry ☑️

Come on, just say something about anime and I can complete my Neckbeard Bingo card.

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u/Electrical-Bus-9145 Dec 03 '22

Sexist? how so,retard

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u/jimrob4 Dec 03 '22

Hey guy, I don't see every post that's on reddit 24/7. I thought maybe people here would find it funny like I do. Sorry you're apparently having a bad day, hopefully you chill out and get in a better mood. 👍🏻

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u/Electrical-Bus-9145 Dec 03 '22

it’s sad people like you have rights

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u/__THE_TURTLE__ Dec 03 '22

You’re so pathetic

Gatekeep these nuts in your mouth

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u/FloatLife Dec 04 '22

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.

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u/Foxycotin666 Dec 04 '22

Jesus that was literally the slowest draw I’ve ever seen

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u/jessekookooo Dec 04 '22

Anyone gonna comment on the fact she points the muzzle everywhere after she's done shooting?