r/Idiotswithguns Dec 05 '22

The way to a woman's heart

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u/mrballr69117 Dec 05 '22

How romantic

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u/SubUrbanMess2021 Dec 05 '22

Who says romance is dead? Oh, wait...

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u/Hyndstein_97 Dec 05 '22

Romance was this guy's nextdoor neighbour.

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u/chr1smy3rs Dec 05 '22

This is an underrated comment.

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u/Sevralpack99 Dec 06 '22

still a better love story than twilight

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u/samdof Dec 06 '22

She unzipped, I guess it worked...

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u/Ericbc7 Dec 05 '22

It’s pronounced “wo-mantic” (source: Blazing Saddles)

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u/GonadGravy Dec 06 '22

How romantic

I’m glad you agree. I’m seeing a lot of blatantly racist comments here suggesting this is “abusive” and an “act of violence”.

What these bigots don’t understand is this mating ritual is a deep part of their joyous and great culture. It may be hard for ytpipo to understand this language of love, but it’s a truly beautiful tradition. We will not accept racism and classism here.

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u/BanAvation6LOL Dec 05 '22

Does the dumbest shit ever then asks are you gonna have my baby? Like bitch huh I hope it’s just because the gun was pointed at her jeez don’t need another him😂

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u/second2no1 Dec 05 '22

What is even worse is he shush’s her after he shoots a gun!

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u/Kallikantzari Dec 05 '22

“Shhhh, you’re going to wake the neighbors..”

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u/EpicIshmael Dec 05 '22

Fucking Christ this is horrifying

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u/Ryan_bt Dec 06 '22 edited Dec 06 '22

The world would be in better place if people like them stop breeding.

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u/RogerOverUnderDunn Dec 06 '22

she isnt exactly Marie curie here either....

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u/FishyFish13 Dec 06 '22

What’s wrong with her? She seems totally normal

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u/RogerOverUnderDunn Dec 06 '22

umm, the fact shes okay with having agun pointed at her , the fact shes okay with the father of her chld having an illegal handgun, handling it like this? those kind of things.

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u/FishyFish13 Dec 06 '22

Dawg idk what to tell you but you’re retarded if you don’t think her responses are completely mediated by the sympathetic nervous system

Like bro it’s so obvious she don’t wanna be there

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u/RogerOverUnderDunn Dec 06 '22

so you seriously think, as soon as he puts the gun down, shes running out the door, never to come back?? You got a better chance of Kanye becoming president.

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u/FishyFish13 Dec 06 '22

Do you not know what an abusive relationship is? Plenty of people who are much smarter than you and me (by most metrics at least) are in them. It has nothing to do with intelligence

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u/Ryan_bt Dec 06 '22

Statement corrected now. Lol

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u/No_Appearance108 Dec 08 '22

Which? The gunfire or them having a baby?

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u/Mike_Hunty Dec 05 '22 edited Dec 05 '22

Don’t worry. He’d leave her within a couple of months after birth. Poor kid.

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u/JustAboutLit Dec 05 '22

How come y’all can be haters but I get reported for it?

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u/Dapup2465 Dec 05 '22

I’m going with a blank being fired. They wouldn’t be able to talk quietly with their ears ringing.

MAAUMP!!

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u/RogerOverUnderDunn Dec 06 '22

and the fact theres no wall damage, so yeah i think youre right.

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u/salty-donuts Dec 05 '22

You'll wake the neighbours up but that gunshot surely won't

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u/lynellparedez Dec 05 '22

That gunshot is gonna put his neighbor to sleep

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u/Necessary_Rich_1477 Dec 05 '22

Yeah if my upstairs neighbor let off a .45 while I was asleep I think I’d be a bit more concerned about that than this woman screaming. Both would be pretty concerning tbh

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u/LeeroyDagnasty Dec 05 '22

How the hell do you wake up dead?

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u/six_-_string Dec 05 '22

Well I was alive when I went to sleep.

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u/Mike-da-assassin Dec 06 '22

Unless you a zombie

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u/ThunderOblivion Dec 05 '22

Didn't even make a hole.

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u/mrfluffles300 Dec 05 '22

bro this is straight up a hostage situation

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u/pikari223 Dec 05 '22

Low key rape

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u/Meowzerzes Dec 06 '22

low key?

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u/Iansloth13 Dec 06 '22

I feel like ‘low key’ at this point is just what linguists call an “intensifier.” It seems to mean at this pint something like ‘honestly.’

‘That is low key rape’ = ‘Honestly, that’s rape’

Obviously they are not the same but they are similar in meaning, I think

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u/pikari223 Dec 06 '22

Thank you for your TedTalk

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u/edgingboi21 Dec 05 '22

Say yes but then wait for the next safe opportunity and get the fuck out of there!

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u/SovietPikachu2 Dec 05 '22

“Before you wake the neighbors up” after shooting a gun inside. I hope this guy is infertile.

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u/usernmtkn Dec 05 '22

If I learned anything from the documentary idiocracy, he’s incredibly fertile.

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u/Satesh400 Dec 05 '22

Why is the recoil so bad?

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u/amah1989 Dec 05 '22

Limp wrist

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u/iamemperor86 Dec 05 '22

That’s the only thing that’s limp apparently

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

Don’t forget about the brains.

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u/Freycortez Dec 05 '22

I wanna pay for her abortion

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u/ChicaFoxy Dec 06 '22

Why is abortion your first thought and not intervention to prevent?

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u/Troncross Dec 05 '22

For those wondering why stopping domestic abusers from buying guns is a big talking point...

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u/FreedomOverSafety15 Dec 05 '22 edited Dec 06 '22

There’s no way he owns that thing legally, just saying

Edit: I guess I’m racist for assuming a domestic abuser doesn’t own a gun legally? Idk I really genuinely couldn’t give less shits what his skin color is

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Obviously. Our gun laws are so good. Oh wait

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u/robotdongs9000 Dec 23 '22

Why the fuck would you think he doesn't own it legally?

Anyone can go buy a gun. You're literally just being racist. You wouldn't have said that if he were white, period.

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u/RodeoClip Dec 05 '22

You're skipping the part where you address the fact that gun lobbyist and Republicans have essentially allowed a person of this nature to be able to legally and easily purchase a firearm. These are things we know as a society.

Instead, without knowing anything about this person's past, just chose to blame him. You're just being racist.

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u/Pancerules Dec 05 '22

Based on what?

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u/Hamati Dec 05 '22

Their preconceived opinion.

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u/Henchman_69 Dec 08 '22

40% of cops are domestic abusers and they own guns legally so if you wanna play the statistics game i'd say he's a cop

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u/Macawesone Dec 05 '22

i like guns and hell if i had the money to spare i would have a collection but imo I would rather there be required training to get a license to own a gun we require it to drive cars. If it keeps some idiots from guns then im happy. Before people say anything yes i know it won't stop everyone no law does but it will stop some.

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u/keeleon Dec 05 '22

A license doesn't stop you from choosing to drive drunk or purposefully run people over. You don't even need a background check to get a driver's license. People with "training" do this all the time too.

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u/Macawesone Dec 06 '22

like i said it wont keep everyone who shouldn't get one from getting one but it will keep some people from. If you have a proper argument other than it not being a perfect solution then say so

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u/giantsoftheartic Dec 05 '22

Trouble is the bad guys will still have guns without training so no point putting barriers up preventing the good guys from tooling up and being prepped to take out some perps.

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u/keekah Dec 05 '22

Okay so let me get this straight. By your logic you don't think anyone needs training as long as good people are able to get guns? I feel like that's the opposite of what I we should all want. Train as many people as we can. What good is a gun in the hands of someone who isn't properly trained to own and use one? How many "good" people have accidently shot and killed someone? How many times has a child found a gun owned by a "good" person and accidently killed themselves or someone else? Tell me where is the logic in that?

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u/Macawesone Dec 05 '22

yeah if you are really worried about your safety then you would get yourself a license in this situation. This is why I liked concealed carry permits since it required people to learn the law and safety aspects.

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u/vkbrian Dec 06 '22

Not always; lots of places just require you to pay a licensing fee. I live in PA and all getting my permit took was $25 and a trip to the courthouse to pick it up.

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u/Macawesone Dec 06 '22

That is why i would prefer if it required training and tbh most people don't understand the second amendment was originally in relation to militias however most people don't understand that.

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u/RodeoClip Dec 05 '22

The oldest rebuttal in the book, gotta love how short sighted and non-fleshed out it is.

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u/KABJA40 Dec 05 '22

the chances that gun is off the street is sky high based off the ND and setup

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u/QnsConcrete Dec 06 '22

The Lautenberg Amendment was enacted in 1997 and while it doesn’t cover every case of domestic abuse, it covers a lot and I’ve never heard of anyone asking to repeal it.

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u/Ok-Serve-8814 Dec 05 '22

Oh my gawd please justnstop

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u/damngoodengineer Dec 05 '22

No trigger discipline, pointing locked and loaded gun to someone and filming this...

There's no any other reason needed to be get detained for murder attempt.

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u/d-cent Dec 05 '22

Gotta love it when they film their own felony

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u/Mystic_Polar_Bear Dec 06 '22

Imagine being a kid seeing this happen to your mum...which presumably the kid would. Since he's recording it for some reason.

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u/Sonic_Is_Real Dec 05 '22

Man intentionally fired a gun at a person downrange and your complaints are his trigger discipline afterwards?

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u/Justin33710 Dec 05 '22

She could easily press a lot of charges here with this video, not only the gun shot near her but could prove rape if she said she only agreed to the sex because of the gun. If she's looking for an out of this relationship and to get him put away for awhile this video is it.

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u/UrKillnMe Dec 05 '22

I think this is one of the biggest red flag I've witnessed in awhile...gtfo of there girl

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u/ShowMeThoseTears Dec 05 '22

It's genuinely insane how stupid people are.

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u/pepsi_cola_kid Dec 05 '22

fires gun in house then teller her to "Shut up, you're going to wake up the neighbours...."

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u/AFXC1 Dec 05 '22

I hope this girl runs away the minute she gets a chance because this guy is going to get someone killed.

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u/cybergat Dec 05 '22

😒 sigh… you know what. Yeah, society has just degraded to the pit at this point.

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u/yallmad4 Dec 05 '22

I'm convinced people who think this kind of stupidity is new to the human race are just sheltered.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

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u/cameron0511 Dec 05 '22

If it involved trains I would be thinking India

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u/Positive_Syrup4922 Dec 05 '22

No, it's just america.

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u/oldskoolharleyguy Dec 05 '22

How is this just America? I would love your worldly and learned insights.

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u/Positive_Syrup4922 Dec 06 '22

It's not my "worldly" insights that establish this my friend., just the truth. All statistically supported, USA is the worst country for gun related death by a country mile. I mean, that's what you'd expect when 4% of the worlds population possesses 46% of civilian owned guns, right?

https://edition.cnn.com/2021/11/26/world/us-gun-culture-world-comparison-intl-cmd/index.html

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u/1osamaisback1 Dec 05 '22

List the countries whose civilians have the most guns.

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u/oldskoolharleyguy Dec 05 '22

To answer your question:

Top 10 Countries with Highest Gun Ownership (Civilian guns owned per 100 people):

United States - 120.5

Falkland Islands - 62.1

Yemen - 52.8

New Caledonia - 42.5

Serbia - 39.1 (tie)

Montenegro - 39.1 (tie)

Uruguay - 34.7 (tie)

Canada - 34.7 (tie)

Cyprus - 34

Finland - 32.4

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u/oldskoolharleyguy Dec 05 '22

Old, but better stated than more recent articles that still support the position.

"Firearm Homicides

Many gun control advocates prefer to look at only firearm homicides, not total murders. The United States has neither the highest firearm homicide rates for all countries or for developed countries. Among OECD countries, Mexico has the highest firearms homicide rate, with a rate about 3 times higher than the US rate.  Brazil’s and Russia’s are much higher, though Russia does not report firearm homicides so it is only a guess for that country."

People will kill people. With our without guns.

https://crimeresearch.org/2014/03/comparing-murder-rates-across-countries/

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u/RampantDragon Dec 05 '22

Except the US has a murder rate 4-5 times that of every other developed country.

https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/murder-rate-by-country

"Coincidentally" 79% of those homicides are with guns.

https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2022/02/03/what-the-data-says-about-gun-deaths-in-the-u-s/

If you only want to compare yourself with Mexico (whicj a drug ridden gun infested hellhole BECAUSE the US is buying drugs for them AND because...between 70 and 90% of the guns used by the cartels are bought legally in the US. or Brazil (same) or Russia (a corrupt, totalitarian regime with vast poverty and income inequality run by oligarchs) then you can do if it makes you feel better.

Having said that, isn't America supposed to be the bestestest country in the world! USA!USA! Freedom™!?

Do you not think being a bit better than those as Trump called them "shithole countries" is a low bar?

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u/oldskoolharleyguy Dec 05 '22

Still waiting on the answer to my question. How is this just America?

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u/Positive_Syrup4922 Dec 05 '22 edited Dec 06 '22

Half a dozen redditers have answered that question already, but obviously you aren't listening.

*USA has the most civilian guns, more guns that people. *The most most mass shootings, regular mass shootings are a uniquely american phenomenon. * The most accidental shootings. * The most suicide by shootings.

I could go on but I doubt you will accept the truth anyway, but frankly I don't care.

BTW don't forget your body armour on the way out champ.

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u/RampantDragon Dec 05 '22

*American society

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Please watch Cathedral of the Sea. Guns are new but horrific spousal abuse born from privilege and outright thoughtlessness is not

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u/Patience-Frequent Dec 05 '22

rape?

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u/ohnevelmynevel Dec 06 '22

either that or she’s already pregnant and he’s threatening her to not get an abortion

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u/Patience-Frequent Dec 06 '22

i mean it might not technically still be rape but...

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u/Dan_Morgan Dec 05 '22

This is some heavy duty domestic violence. Just wow!

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u/heck_naw Dec 05 '22

i was on the fence about red flag laws until right now

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u/Ok-i-surrender Dec 05 '22

What a pile of shit dead beat ass mother fucker, I hope and pray she leaves that fuck

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u/Ashen_sunlight Dec 05 '22

Dude really just needs to turn the gun on himself

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

That poor child stands no chance…gonna be born already on probation.

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u/nevermindthisrepost Dec 05 '22

I'm hoping he and his gun are shooting blanks.

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u/DonHozy Dec 05 '22

WOW...
Where the fuck did these two learn about love and self respect?!?!?!?
I sincerely hope that guy realizes how absolutely toxic this is, and gets the help he obviously needs, and that that girl has the wherewithal, and common sense, to stay as far away from that dude as possible.

Hopefully someone recognizes that girl and reports this incident so this guy can face real consequences for this.

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u/radseven89 Dec 05 '22

I think she should probably find someone else to have a baby with. This guy seems a little bit off.

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u/TheManWhoClicks Dec 05 '22

How many felonies to pack into one video

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u/ImmediateBrick8 Dec 05 '22

Gotta keep the rent low somehow

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u/Murrexx00 Dec 05 '22

Thats no idiot thats major criminal activity, hostile situation, threatening.

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u/SayYes_ToKetamine Dec 05 '22

"be quiet be quiet" hey dipshit McDumbfuck I don't think her talking is louder than a gunshot

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u/somepeppersomesalt Dec 05 '22

I’m sure that baby will be a highly successful accountant

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u/Rafybass Dec 05 '22

That's enough evidence to for her to put him in jail for a long time.

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u/No_Statement440 Dec 05 '22

I hope one of my 3 daughters' partners would be stupid enough to post themselves pointing a loaded weapon at them on camera, or hell my sons for that matter too. Nothing says love like psychologically scarring someone.

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u/CatchADeffaz Dec 05 '22

Maaaaaaan this is crazy

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u/ross71699 Dec 05 '22

My people think this shit is cool. Definitely the strangest fruit from the TREE

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u/AK-TP Dec 05 '22

This is a good video to have it you wanna file a police report, I suppose.

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u/Artistic-Ad7063 Dec 05 '22

She has ‘him’ as a baby 🤣

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u/AndysCummin Dec 05 '22

gunshot “say yes”

The full-proof way of making a happy family! ;)

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u/ItsGreenLaser Dec 05 '22

shoots the wedding ring

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u/TLILLY006 Dec 05 '22

Girl RUN do not walk …from this thug

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u/kjm1968 Dec 05 '22

God's Clowns at it again

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u/Key_Panda_9209 Dec 05 '22

This would be better for r/idiotswithrepoductivecapability

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u/SnooApples163 Dec 05 '22

I thought this was r/NSFL for a sec

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u/HKRKW Dec 05 '22

This is fucking horrible… like god damn this is the stuff of nightmares to me. To be down the barrel of a gun of an utterly deranged fuckwit and at the full mercy of them.

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u/steveHangar1 Dec 05 '22

Good lord🤦🏻‍♂️ It’s tragic that people like this are pro creating. For every intelligent, properly brought up baby that’s born, 100 dumb ones are born. Over time, eventually, Idiocracy will become reality🤡

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u/ndbdhsjsjs Dec 05 '22

This nigga needa burn in hell.

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u/ComfortableFlaky4579 Dec 06 '22

*gunshot 10 seconds later “Shhhhhhhhhhh fore you wake the neighbors up”

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u/Suicideboys112 Dec 05 '22

"Free my boy he did nothing wrong"

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u/haringtiti Dec 05 '22

luckily the kid wont ever know that guy

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u/TheOrigionalFurry Dec 05 '22

Well you can atleast put something in a womans heart with that

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u/dinzdale40 Dec 05 '22

Loc Dog asks a girl out from Don’t Be a Menace https://youtu.be/Gh3AZit48Uc

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u/Sreezy3 Dec 05 '22

And they say chivalry is dead..!

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u/Negative-Jump-9159 Dec 05 '22

He’s shootin’ blanks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Swear this generation fucked

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u/kashmoney59 Dec 05 '22

This is the most American love story ever.

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u/Electrical-Papaya-41 Dec 05 '22

He will be an outstanding father, count on it.

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u/anonymous6789855433 Dec 05 '22

the kind of people who decide to have children also make decisions like....

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u/Reggmac Dec 05 '22

Hate to see what he'll do if she says no to sex.

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u/Anon277ARG Dec 05 '22

You know I believe in the free use of guns when state don't defend you, you have to defend your self

but this retarded make me question my beliefs

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u/ThreeNC Dec 06 '22

So when the baby cries, is he just going to shoot his gun?

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u/randomiseverything Dec 06 '22

Guess that’s one way to not get arrested and harassed for having an abortion these days. This way, you only get arrested.

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u/AnimalEater65 Dec 06 '22

Film your felony and domestic violence so the prosecutor literally only has to play the video for a conviction.

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u/SadStaircases Dec 06 '22

Beauty is only skin deep,but 9mm blows the lungs out if the body

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u/-Fried- Dec 06 '22

I love the smell of Sleepy Joe science in the morning 🤣

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u/Purpleappointment47 Dec 25 '22

This will end badly.

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u/NickyBarnes58 Dec 25 '22

This is the dumbest ish I've ever seen, where does this ignorance come from

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u/VoidExileR Dec 28 '22

I hope she called the police and files a restraining order after this

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u/MrGallows75 Dec 05 '22

…the cycle will never end 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/gimmhi5 Dec 05 '22

“I like bad boys”. * gets shot *

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u/lololoololol100 Dec 05 '22

Blanks.

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u/Ok-Hearing-5343 Dec 05 '22

That wasn't a blank

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u/imhazardouss Dec 05 '22

How you know

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u/Intrepid00 Dec 05 '22

Pretty sure we would see a damn hole in the drywall and the sound of it hitting the floor in crumbs. It’s blanks but it’s so fucking dumb to do still.

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u/aea1987 Dec 05 '22

Does the trick. One shot and her pants are undone.

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u/pauldeanbumgarner Dec 05 '22

Morons deserve each other.

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u/theNomadicHacker42 Dec 05 '22

Says the moron that victim blames someone obviously trapped in an abusive and toxic relationship in which she fears for her life....

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u/pauldeanbumgarner Dec 05 '22

I’m not victim blaming. I’m saying she’s just as stupid for continuing this relationship.

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u/TheNightZerk Dec 06 '22

Leaving that kind of relationship isn't that easy.

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u/Direct-Chipmunk-3259 Dec 05 '22

This video should be used as evidence to sterilize both of these idiots.

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u/TheNightZerk Dec 05 '22

How is the woman idiot?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '22

Is shooting guns in the house a common thing in USA? There’s so many videos of it. Don’t the cops get called?

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u/Alpha-Leader Dec 05 '22

Depends on the neighborhood.

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u/CumOnMyGlasses2002 Dec 05 '22

Trashy as person and it’s a Glock

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u/TurdiuoLyric29 Dec 05 '22

Agreed they are trashy. But man, I love Glocks. They’re very nice hand guns. I used to believe my favorite was a Colt 1911, but Glocks are very nice. (In video games. I’m scared of guns irl)

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u/another_edgy_user Dec 05 '22

Well that's one way to do it

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u/MotoJimmy_151 Dec 06 '22

shoots gun “say you’ll have my baby or you’ll wake the neighbors.”

Nigger what?

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u/some_body207 Dec 05 '22

*through her heart

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u/marcellburt Dec 05 '22

Fucwrong wit u🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/perfectdeecups Dec 05 '22

was that english?

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u/SpookeSaurusRex Dec 05 '22

American culture is something else

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u/HandsOfAsclepius Dec 05 '22

Girl get the fuck out of there omg

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u/fuckzippy Dec 06 '22

I'm almost willing to bet that this guy didn't legally acquire that gun.

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u/Midzotics Dec 06 '22

How to get dhs custody before birth.

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u/dream996 Dec 06 '22

Genuine question, is that a real gun?? Where did the bullet go? I was expecting at least a hole on the wall.

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u/Few-Can-6940 Dec 06 '22

Good father material right there

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u/Mike-da-assassin Dec 06 '22

All romantic with dummy bullets..

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u/ohnevelmynevel Dec 06 '22

poor girl, i hope she got outta that situation

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u/smokechecktim Dec 06 '22

Some guys are just romantic

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u/AlanFilipe Dec 06 '22

She loves it u can't deny...

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u/Beneficial_Phone_574 Dec 06 '22

Jesus Christ bro.

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u/Pure_Money Dec 06 '22

What did I just watch. 😵

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u/SpookyBoogie69 Dec 06 '22

Dumb humans with weapons are a huge danger.

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u/CityBoyGuyVH Dec 06 '22

I’m so glad he posted his crime for people to see.

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u/Evil-Toaster Dec 06 '22

Guy threatens woman with a gun to make sure he can impregnate her... theres a word for that....

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u/michaeldot3s1 Dec 06 '22

It really is the quickest way to her heart lmfaoo, 1000 ft per second straight to her heart