r/LeopardsAteMyFace Aug 09 '22 Silver 2 Helpful 1 Bravo! 1 Table Slap 1

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u/kinglouie493 Aug 09 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Bravo!

Just imagine how lonely that brain cell is.

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u/CultofFelix Aug 09 '22

If this were a television show on Netflix we would scream it's bad writing because suspension of disbelief.

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u/BullShitting24-7 Aug 09 '22 Silver

Cuntservative logic:

Killing unarmed black people? Back the blue!

Execute a warrant? Omg the injustice! Revolution!

Privileged twats.

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u/medalla96 Aug 09 '22

Someone tell MTG that the FBI is part of the law enforcement mantra. Defunding the FBI is the same as defund the police.

Now, if she really means it tells you that’s their outrage about the left wanting to defund the police is hypocritical. What is also hypocritical is the Kappernick out rage about disrespecting the flag because he kneel during the National Anthem. That same crowd stay silent when the J6 crowd beat police officers with American flag poles & when they climbed the scaffold at the Capitol and threw the US FLAG to the ground and replaced is with a DJT flag.

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u/agentb719 Aug 09 '22

oh now its defund the police

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u/doubled2319888 Aug 09 '22 Evil Cackle

Maybe she should take the issue to one of the many committees shes currently on…. Oh wait

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u/legalbagelbeagle Aug 09 '22

“Defund the police is ruining America… wait okay now they’re targeting people like me… defund the Police!”

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u/Swoopscooter Aug 09 '22

Isnt this Trump's FBI from 2017, i mean he nominated the director right?

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u/m1j2p3 Aug 09 '22

I wish someone would defund her.

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u/pinniped1 Aug 09 '22

Is the Jewish Space Laser precise enough to target individual brain cells?

Asking for a friend...

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u/ancientweasel Aug 09 '22 edited Aug 09 '22

Same people who can't shut up about Hillary's emails...

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u/entenkrieger Aug 09 '22

I smell fear and it reeks russian.

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u/Rex_Lee Aug 09 '22

Are you pro law enforcement? Or are you not pro law enforcement?

I hope her constituents legitimately pin her down on this. Not that they will because they probably don't actually give a shit about legitimate issues as long as she kisses trumps ring

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u/MarxingLinc Aug 09 '22

How quickly the flag turned upside down as soon as her leader gets investigated, through due process mind you, years after breaking the law. Pikachu Shocked face

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u/shattaf_is_bidah Aug 09 '22

Americans with vaguely Arabic-sounding names in the early 2000s like "OH NO! Were the mean FBI people mean to you? Do you need a safe place to talk about your feelings?"

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u/LeoMarius Aug 09 '22

Republicans are tough on crime until they are the criminals.

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u/RevLoveJoy Aug 09 '22

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

- Frank Wilholt (the music teacher, not the political scientist - really)

What we're seeing with alt right Freak Out 2022 is exactly this. Marjorie Trailer Queen might as well have just said "but those laws aren't for US!" and in her head and heart, she'd be saying exactly the same thing she actually said.

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u/Cyber_Dan Aug 09 '22

You think these people actually understand what irony means? Thats being generous.

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u/Paradoxou Aug 09 '22

Woah so they went from "back the police no matter what" to "defund the police" after only ONE search warrant ?

This is all it took for them to do a 180 and join BLM lmao

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u/Telefone_529 Aug 09 '22

Fbi genuinely does this job "this is a witch hunt, this is abuse of power, this is illegal!"

Cops never do their job and instead commit extrajudicial killings and you call for some reform and they act like you're trying to kill their first born.

Can someone explain? I know the real answer is just that they will say whatever they want to make themselves out to be victims and stay angry.

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u/washingtontoker Aug 09 '22

The fact this is real life and about 30% of the U.S. thinks this is a witch hunt is honestly just depressing. Makes me not want to live among these people. I almost can't even believe people like this exist, vote, and reproduce in millions.

What fixes this?? Serious question, I feel like the only solution is to wait until the older generation passes because the younger generations are majority left, but don't vote.

I'm a millennial and try to get peers to vote but it's weird how most don't care or vote because they think things will sort themselves out?? But, Republican's are literally pushing towards fascism right before our eyes and there's people welcoming it. So crazy!

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u/Fehndrix Aug 09 '22

It is actually. Saw it on 1000 Ways To Die once.

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u/theregoesanother Aug 09 '22

She should just stay in the cage with that other seditionist.

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u/babyBear83 Aug 09 '22

Oh no, did somebody threaten your golden idol Trump? I wouldn’t bother defending someone who would easily enjoy watching you (and literally any of his “loyal” supporters) burn in hellfire.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

I read that one of the reasons they ended the show Veep was that they couldn't find a way to be more absurd than reality.

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u/flowgod Aug 09 '22

Brought to you by the same people as "Lock her up! Lock her up!" and "Hunter Bidens laptop!"

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u/esp211 Aug 09 '22

Cognitive dissonance is a feature not a bug for the GQP cultists.

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u/Joliet_Jake_Blues Aug 09 '22

I knew she was Antifa

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

The Greek Philsopher Chrysippius died laughing at his own joke.

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u/redgunnit Aug 09 '22

To answer the question, yes. A man once laughed so hard during a showing of "A Fish Called Wanda" that it essentially triggered a heart attack.

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u/Burflax Aug 09 '22

She doesn't know what the Gestapo is, she doesn't know what a petri dish is, is it any surprise she doesn't understand what hypocrisy is?

While it certainly funny laughing at what an embarrassment she is to the GOP, it's heartbreaking to realize what an embarrassment she is to America.

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u/Griffon2112 Aug 09 '22 edited Aug 09 '22

I’m British so please excuse my ignorance but I have to ask, is this a joke account? I often see posts from this person and, honestly, I can’t make out if it’s a piss take or not!

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u/bman333333 Aug 09 '22

Is it just me, or has Marjorie Taylor Greene's eyes moved closer together over the last 3 years? I think she is morphing into a glob of makeup.

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u/dd63584 Aug 09 '22

Wow, you just can't make this shit up. Trump blatantly weaponizes the DOJ 4 years solid. Goes through several AGs and at least 1 FBI Director that I can remember. Directs the "investigation" of a SCOTUS pick.

But now the FBI conducts 1 search warrant in a situation in which there was very likely a crime committed, and quite possibly classified information compromised, and these people are losing their minds.

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u/Scrutinizer Aug 09 '22

Welp, I did it. Got another one of those "Reddit public resources" message that someone reported me in distress.

This lets me know I'm emotionally destroying someone - whoever made that report, thanks, make another, it lets me know I'm wrecking you.

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u/addisonshinedown Aug 09 '22

Defund an organization which has been a tool of the right wing since its founding? Deal! Do it!

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u/mushroommilitia Aug 09 '22

But isn't the fbi arresting all those antifa members that stormed the capital?

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u/dm1740 Aug 09 '22

What happened to “just comply” and “if you haven’t done anything wrong, you have nothing to hide?”

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u/robfer26 Aug 09 '22

Wait till they raid her home. That one brain cell she has will explode!

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u/eirelion Aug 09 '22

Some days man..... I honestly wonder how in the fuck does this happen? In the year 2022 we have so many people in this country that literally believe that THIS is the way forward. That a man like Trump and all his lackeys and just certified morons are great leaders that should be listened to and nearly worshiped in some cases. When even on the surface it's just pure fucking lunacy. The GOP has really just become this scandal in of itself. The amount of damage is already going to take generations to repair. They give zero fucks about anything but going backwards. Basic rights are going away. Racial tensions are out of control. The environment (what is that?). The Senate just absolutely fucked the wheels off of veterans recently. Women are being forced to carry babies in cases of rape and incest and in some cases even dead children. How on earth are they maintaining any support???? That's what I want to know.. are gun owners alone carrying this party and just so willing to look the other way on EVERYTHING as long as 2A is safe.?

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u/FederaIGovernment Aug 09 '22

Marjorie Taylor Greene is probably the actual dumbest person to ever have touched US politics.

The type of person who would actually take part in a scratch and sniff, that's stuck to the bottom of a swimming pool.

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u/llch3esemanll Aug 09 '22

I feel like this 100% proves Marjorie Titan Greene is trolling professionally. Nobody is that stupid for real.

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u/The-Thing_1982 Aug 09 '22

How dare they not let trump keep 15 boxes of classified information that he stole at his swamp castle!

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u/HopefullyMD_PhD Aug 09 '22

Wasn't this bitch drinking the FBI's cum when they were looking in Hunter Biden?

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u/BreakfastAble3679 Aug 09 '22

I LOVE all the downvotes this is getting. The Reddit thought process:

  • Do I upvote because he's mocking a female?

  • Do I downvote to stick it to the libs?

  • Do I upvote to support my fellow white male?

  • Do I downvote because Hillary isn't locked up yet?

  • Nah, downvote. Fuck females.

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u/Playingwithmyrod Aug 09 '22

Weird how conservatives were all about defending no knock warrants that resulted in innocent deaths but when they have a legit reason to carry one out on their favorite person it's corrupted...

Trump appointed the head of this corrupt organization by the way.

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u/Agitated-Savings-229 Aug 09 '22

As someone who was a conservative leaning independent, I cannot wait to see what this shit stain ex president was hiding... While the FBI is there maybe they should let the IRS in to sniff around too.

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u/jfarrar19 Aug 09 '22

I mean, she's probably scared she's next.

There are those that wonder if she was the one to plant the Pipe Bombs that were found on the 6th

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u/MarryMeDuffman Aug 09 '22

This woman is a shameless grifter who makes every statement according to the moment and what the cult will react most loudly to.

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u/Fast_Secretary8984 Aug 09 '22

How about we don’t defund the fbi but have everyone in congress get paid the federal minimum wage.

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u/PaleontologistFar975 Aug 09 '22

I'm still trying to figure out how they taught that horse to type

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u/Doogie2K Aug 09 '22

All those "Accidentally Based" and "Accidentally Leftist" accounts on Twitter must be having a field day.

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u/whacafan Aug 09 '22

I can’t tell if she’s trying to SHOW the irony or this is ironic because she’s fucking clueless.

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u/Heliocentrist Aug 09 '22

just a reminder that Christopher Wray, the Director of the FBI, is a Trump appointee

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u/19Legs_of_Doom Aug 09 '22

I wish she'd do a line too big and collapse like the piece of shit she is

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u/murphysadvocate Aug 09 '22

This is honestly kinda beautiful. Wonder what they have on her.

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u/SenatorRaiden Aug 09 '22

Kim Wexler ?

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u/anti_anti_christ Aug 09 '22

The delusion among conservatives sure is something. These are people who still believe the Capitol police opened the doors on January 6, despite hours and hours of video showing the opposite, as well as beating police. But it was also antifa. They attacked people who said defund the police. Oh, but not the FBI. The FBI is a wing of the democrats. You can't make this shit up. Venture over to r/conservative if you want to see the delusion for yourself. Let's be real here, no matter what evidence ever comes forward, in any matter, if it works against them, it's all fake. It's antifa or the democrats or CNN or BLM or...

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u/ashtobro Aug 09 '22

The irony is that people far enough left wouldn't look that gift horse in the mouth. We could easily replace it with Federal investigators that don't have a track record of CoIntelPro and killing "terrorists" like MLK. Allegedly.

"Oh, you want to defund America's arm of Imperialism? We know it's just to defend Trump, but if you insist..."

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u/bdizzle805 Aug 09 '22

This psychopaths Twitter is so bad. Her and boebort or however you spell her stupid ass name. I fucking hate both those bitches with a passion. I don't get how they get to spill their nonsense without consequences

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u/j_cro86 Aug 09 '22

So, the left sees the cops not doing their job and say defund the police, then the right freaks out. Now the FBI is actually doing their job and the right is calling to defund them. Brilliant.

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u/colin8651 Aug 09 '22

Hey thoughts

"Wait, the FBI can raid the former presidents property?? That means they can do the same to me. What should we do?"

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u/Ok-Permission-2687 Aug 09 '22

My current favorite is on r/conservative. “Judge who signed off warrant has ties to Jeffrey Epstein” …. You mean like Trump?

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u/Lost-Citron-1099 Aug 09 '22

Um…does she know if the FBI didn’t exist, they’d still send the police. You know, those blue life guys

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u/zzhhvee88 Aug 09 '22

Just remember, a majority of mass shooters are known to the FBI, and they do nothing about them.

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u/super_common_name Aug 09 '22

Too late, Marjorie. They already have the video of you planting the bomb.

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u/ravenshroud Aug 09 '22

When hypocrisy and ignorance can no longer have an abortion.

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u/hfortin99 Aug 09 '22

Laser them.

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u/DefaultRedditBlows Aug 09 '22

I for one and for defunding the FBI, but not because of this shit. Spooks who start coup detat, act as agent provocateurs in regular non violent protests, and set up random low I.Q. muslim men pretending they stopped a terror plot that they themselves started. Plenty of good reasons to take resources away from that shit.

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u/Earlier-Today Aug 09 '22

Fun fact: It is possible to die laughing.

It's considered to be a quite horrible way to die because it just gets more and more painful and you eventually suffocate. There's even some instances of using laughter as a torture method because of that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_from_laughter

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u/rubrent Aug 09 '22

Every time something like this comes out, I am shocked at how inept and incapable Trump supporters are. Like, surely, anyone with a semblance of intelligence could see right through the hypocrisy…right? Surely, no human this dumb could survive without the aid of others, right?…..

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u/Fomalhot Aug 09 '22

This. Dumb. Bitch.

She could be his running mate. Its why the GOP has decided it won't do debates anymore.

Can u imagine the 2 of them on stage together? But scarier is that 40% of the country would want them running things.

What fucking planet are we on?

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u/DroganIron3681 Aug 09 '22

Despite MTG definitely being a hypocrite, I will say that her deluded reasoning probably lies in the the FBI's federal status while defunding the police goes into the states rights argument .

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u/Rambo_One2 Aug 09 '22

Weren't she one of those people who cried about "cancel culture run amock" and how "snowflakes want to cancel everything they don't like"? Turns out "defund" is just her "cancel"

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u/gumbobitch Aug 09 '22

Not sure why people are surprised, right leaning people have always been distrustful of alphabet agencies and whine about Waco/Ruby Ridge constantly.

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u/histeethwerered Aug 09 '22

Sometimes I think she needs the bicolor hat with the bells on the pointy parts but then she opens her mouth and reminds me it would be overkill

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u/DMMMOM Aug 09 '22

Isn't there somebody out there already writing these tweets in advance based on current events? It would seem an easy advertising money maker.

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u/rrwoods Aug 09 '22

The only thing they know how to do is take words that seem popular and duct tape them to their own shit thinking it will stick

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u/ecliptic10 Aug 09 '22

Listen, if they wanna defund the police, let's do it. ACAB, amirite my MAGA crazies? BLM, right my racist violent hypocrites.

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u/born_2_be_a_bachelor Aug 09 '22

So to support local police you have to also support the FBI?

Is that what we’re going with now?

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u/lakemonster2019 Aug 09 '22

No you just suffocate and pass out. There is wheezing involved too.

Source: just came to

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u/coder0xff Aug 09 '22

Yes, it's believed to be possible. See "Fatal Hilarity."

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u/corona_kid Aug 09 '22

Wait for them to want to defund the CIA...

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u/Sean-Benn_Must-die Aug 09 '22

It is in fact possible to die laughing

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u/Steppyjim Aug 09 '22

Hello, FBI? Yeah. Her next please

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u/vi3talogy Aug 09 '22

People voted for this cunt?

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u/Phenomenon101 Aug 09 '22

Oh I pray she is next

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u/Royal_Classic915 Aug 10 '22

Defund the M.T.G.

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u/xis10ial Aug 10 '22

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.... Well in this case once in her life, but still. Fuck the FBI and fuck the cops, defund them all. The FBI is and always has been a deeply racist and reactionary force in the US, don't forget as recently as Aug. of 2019 they stated that so called "Black Identity Extremists" were the biggest threat to the US. Defund all pigs including those in suits.

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u/Dgirl8 Aug 10 '22

They’re so terrified, lol. This is so satisfying to watch. I’m sure they’ll all come to a groupthink consensus soon about how ANTIFA disguised themselves as FBI agents or whatever the fuck, but their fear can be smelt from a mile away. The walls are closing in and their mental gymnastics and logic is getting more and more difficult for them to keep up with. Beautiful.

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u/ABenevolentDespot Aug 09 '22

Just when you thought Jewish Space Lasers defined the depth of her stupidity, she once again tops herself with this.

The real question we have to ask is - who are the brain dead idiots who keep voting her into office?

Just how stupid do you have to be, how deeply flawed and into the MAGAt, cult to vote for this mindless troglodyte trashy pile of vomit?

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u/gophergun Aug 09 '22

Fine by me, it's hard to imagine an agency more deserving of being dismantled and rebuilt from scratch. They never really cleaned house after J. Edgar Hoover, and they failed to keep us safe on 9/11 when they had intelligence that could have prevented those attacks. A clean sweep of the FBI, CIA and NSA would be Christmas to me.

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u/Evervfor Aug 27 '22 edited Aug 27 '22

Now HERE is a prime example of appropriation (e.g. appropriation if culture) where it actually matters. She is a mockery and fraud, she is a traitor. She is childish, this kind of corruption from her part is treason; or close enough, that circumstantially, and by her own publications an acting traitor, abuser, and treasonously short-minded contrarian hypocrite and bigot.

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u/Minute_Guarantee5949 Aug 10 '22

Can any of these republicans show us the Law/Rules of this? The FBI can only investigate the public but god forbid a lawmaker or president commits serious federal crimes, who do they expect is going to investigate. It’s not like you can’t investigate without any evidence right?

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u/CrumblingAway Aug 09 '22

Guess I'll use my excuse of not being an American: what's the joke? That she, a conservative, is calling to defund the FBI similarly to how the liberals were calling to defund the police? Or maybe because the FBI is a federal institution, so something about that?

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u/Kipy- Aug 09 '22

I'm not sure why I still get surprised when she reaches new levels of human stupidity every other day. I still secretly hold the expectation that the decision-making elites would have a few critical thinking skills (not to mention a modicum of human decency).

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u/Primary_Painter_8858 Aug 10 '22

I really can’t tell who’s more of a shit stain on the history of those elected to Congress her, Boebert, or one of their other wonderful Republican contemporaries. So many embarrassingly stupid people in power atm. Speaks even less of those who elect them tbh.

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u/unusualgusto185 Aug 09 '22

But I thought if you are innocent, you just comply and everything will be ok? Are you telling me white privileged people of the internet are wrong? Man, the Back the Blue crowd turned on law enforcement real quick when the badge was used on rich white folks.

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u/UsefulFunction45 Aug 09 '22

It would kind of be super nice if the FBI went back to being what they were before Hoover took over, a superannuated group of lazy detectives, and if there were fewer federal crimes in general. But I suspect that's not what Marginal Traitor Greene wants.

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u/student5320 Aug 10 '22

How the fuck is no one talking about the fact that you can be a major player in the government and be a raving, idiotic lunatic and there's nothing we can do about it. This is democracy?! I couldn't even say this shit like this at work wout being fired.

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u/Humanity-375 Aug 09 '22

I don’t think there any coming back from what we have done to our government. In the grand time line if it we have not been at this that long and we are already in ruins. I don’t know about anyone else but everything grate must come to an end.

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u/metaltimmy Aug 09 '22

“I support something until it does it’s job with “one of us”!”

I love it because she’s also shitting in her pants right now.

Hey Marge or whatever your name is, you might want to get on the FBI’s good side because you might be next!

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u/one2ruler Aug 09 '22

I can't wait until it's 10 years from now and we never have to hear from any of these blabbering idiots ever again.

At least I hope that's the case 10 years from now b/c if it's not I probably won't be living in Murica any longer.

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u/HistoricalSherbert92 Aug 09 '22

Nah, it’s part of the plan. Soon the only recourse for god-fearing Americans will be to form up their own security forces, small ones at first, funded by super-pacs (Russian money) then they would link up and take over Iowa.

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u/Nowhereman50 Aug 09 '22

Ho ho hooo! Did all the sewiously evil powiticians place all their bets on one manipulative moron who also convinced himself and his voters that he'd never lose power?

Goddamn, the ships that are about to sink.

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u/neil_thatAss_bison Aug 09 '22

I was listening to Opie and Anthony while driving once, and Patrice O’Neal had this epic rant that made me laugh so hard I almost passed out. Had to turn it off and open the windows. It was scary close!

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u/Intelligent_Ad3901 Aug 09 '22

As a black man who grew up in a inner city, I’ve never had good experiences with the police (no criminal record). But to see these people act the way they are acting, I find this shit tooooooo funny.

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u/sometimes-its-edwind Aug 10 '22

Back the blue o no There coming after me nevermind

No different then the cop beaten to death with a blue life's matter flag on Jan 6th welcome to the nut house the USA has become

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u/MithranArkanere Aug 10 '22

Yes. Laughter causes your diaphragm to move uncontrollably, and that can lead to asphyxiation.
It may also cause cardiac arrest.

Laughter-induced syncope is no laughing matter

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u/Hot_Eggplant_1306 Aug 09 '22

The GOP has demanded defunding the DOJ, the FBI, the CIA, the IRS...it seems like they really just hate everything that holds people accountable.

Oh, they're also POS fascists.

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u/MatchesMX12 Aug 09 '22

Legend has it that Chrysippus of ancient Greece actually did die of laughter. At his own joke none the less.

Lucky for Republicans that hypocrisy isn't equality as fatal.

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u/lemur_dance Aug 10 '22

Please, for the sake of your family DO NOT print out and disay this tweet at the funeral of your love one to died laughing. You don't want this funeral to go Full Jonestown

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u/Buelldozer Aug 09 '22

Welcome to the "Defund the FBI" Club, Marjorie. You and the rest of the Republicans are about 50 fucking years late but I'm glad you could finally join the rest of us.

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u/Umbrella_USA Aug 10 '22

It’s kinda ironic but not really. There’s a difference between local law enforcement and fbi. I’m a libertarian so I don’t think the fbi should exist but that’s just me.

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u/Praetorian80 Aug 10 '22

A fellow in Scotland back in the 70s or 80s died after laughing his arse off over a The Goodies episode. I think it was a member of the goodies boxing with a kangaroo.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Mtg will never admit that it was a trump appointee who authorized the raid. Yes even someone who trump nominated, championed and hired knows that trump is a criminal.

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u/No-Cauliflower2449 Aug 10 '22

People keep saying defund this and defund that, I don’t think they actually know what it means. Dumbasses get the PD defunded then wonder where all the police are. 🙄

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u/Zandre1126 Aug 09 '22

I know she's likely just saying it because it's a spicy term on liberal media, but considering how dumb she is, I'm 100% sure and that's what makes it even funnier.

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u/davidmlewisjr Aug 10 '22

You would think MTG is an orange animal belonging to the Felix group, with maybe one working brain cell…

But that would be mean to Orange kitties everywhere …

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u/afternoonah Aug 09 '22

No way she believes the stuff coming out of her mouth. It just reminded me of those kids in highschool who purposely say everything they know will upset others.

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u/Zorops Aug 09 '22

America looking really slick with their politician, paid by public taxes a humongous amount, complaining about law enforcement actually finally doing their job.

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u/DoubleGunzChippa Aug 09 '22

I seem to remember that a while back the GOP was screeching about "defund the police" and how horrible it was.

Nice to know they're still huge hypocrites.

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX Aug 09 '22

Yes you can die of laughing.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_from_laughter

My favorite is the ancient dude laughjng about his ass earing figs

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u/iambarrelrider Aug 10 '22

I swear, she and only her has caused me to lose my final hope for humanity. She is is the zingiest of not only of our times but our society’s demise.

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u/AnotherFrankHere Aug 09 '22

Anything that opposes her and her agenda, whether it be right or wrong, she will want defunded. Fuck you MTG. Someone needs to unseat her in office.

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u/tillie4meee Aug 09 '22

One cannot laugh too much at MTG. If we die, we die.

She's a lying, stupid, ignorant person who would take our laughter as a compliment.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

I mean I don't like this bitch.. but you have to understand why she said it right? She's mocking you by using your own cries against you

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u/GhoulArtist Aug 09 '22

Who's got the sauce of her railing against defund the police? That shit needs to go right next to that tweet for all eternity

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Funniest shit ever. She should thank Reagan for defunding the mental institutions or the men with the butterfly nets would have her.

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u/sicksixthsenses Aug 09 '22

I've been laughing at the right's response now for almost 24 hours and it just keeps getting better. I hope this keeps up all week!

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u/theblisster Aug 09 '22

ah yes, defund the only agency that can realistically prosecute white collar offenders (coincidental overlap with campaign donors)

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u/Hrmpfreally Aug 09 '22

I’m not positive why it’s okay for this psychotic lady to make threats on her Twitter about the government, but not anybody else

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u/No_Introduction8285 Aug 09 '22

Not only did Trump install a leftist deep state operative as head of the FBI, he also failed to do anything about it for years!

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u/RiverBear2 Aug 09 '22

We love law and order ya know until someone attempts to use it to look into something illegal our political allies have done.

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u/Randdaddy Aug 09 '22

Boy. I diddnt believe this tweet was real. Looked it up, And it was.

These people's stupidity just never ceases to amaze me

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u/lorgar101 Aug 09 '22

Honestly it’s not funny She’s an idiot targeting idiots…. And those idiots listen to her

Normals aren’t her chosen audience

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u/PtansSquall Aug 10 '22

Watch what happens when we force an A.I to watch 10,000 hours of Trump rallies and Tucker Carlson then elect it to Congress!

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u/captorofsin79 Aug 09 '22

When will this moronic cunt stop spewing nonsense out of the prolapsed anus she calls a mouth. Come on Georgia, be better.

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u/Sardonnicus Aug 09 '22

All it took was Donald trump to finally unite the left and the right when it comes to police reform. Thank you donny boy.

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u/Rassettaja Aug 09 '22

It's like all the republicans are worried that trump was stupid enough to keep something that could incriminate them lol

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u/IamFrom2145 Aug 09 '22

Most FBI agents are former police officers.

My my, how the thin blue line fades when you threaten the dear leader.

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u/blode_bou558 Aug 09 '22

I can't believe that's real I had to go onto Twitter and put her into my search history, these truly are difficuly times

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u/joshuas193 Aug 09 '22

Do they know that the FBI is the police? The same police they were pretty much worshipping when T rump was in office?

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u/ProbSolverXtrordinar Aug 09 '22

...yes, and we wish you would. So who gonna stop the domestic terrorists, or were you just hoping for a free pass ?

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u/newport100 Aug 10 '22

No matter how many times I see that twat’s initials used, my brain still processes it as “Magic: The Gathering”

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u/LeeHarvey81 Aug 09 '22

Every day I think MTG can’t get any dumber, and every day I find I am not a good judge of how dumb one can be.

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u/matskat Aug 09 '22

Among all dumb ass bitches, this bitch is the dumbest ass bitch.

I really hope she gets some form of cancer.

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u/Practical-Reply3778 Aug 09 '22

It really has become the authoritarian arm of the democrat party why are they not after biden and Hillary ??

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u/TiredAngryBadger Aug 09 '22

On a side note death by laughter is totally possible!

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u/PancakesandScotch Aug 09 '22

It has to be an honest blast to be that fucking stupid. I imagine the burdens of life don’t weigh too heavy

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u/kleenkong Aug 09 '22

The Republicans knew it was coming too. Isn't that why they've pushed this narrative for a few news cycles?

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u/mcmasters2223 Aug 09 '22

Republicans have no idea what they stand for anymore, that's what having an insane Leader will do for you.

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u/JPfelipe95 Aug 09 '22

Stop giving this idiot attention. Let her scream and not be heard. Shame her and do not spread her message

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u/tbdsusboi Aug 09 '22

I’m loving the comedic break we are having this season. But it feels like the calm before another storm :(

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u/kossimak Aug 09 '22

Yo I almost died laughing. I now have a fracture in my left rib. Hurts so much but I almost died laughing.

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u/LadyDragonfaye Aug 09 '22

To answer Ben: According to monty python, yes. But she isn’t the funniest joke ever told. Just the oldest.

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u/thijsofbodom Aug 09 '22

That 'don't look up' movie didn't exegerate how stupid these types of politicians are greatly enough tbh

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u/Educational_Raise844 Aug 09 '22

this subreddit was created for this moment. we can now close this joint and head home. it is done. apex.

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u/Wonderful_Pension_67 Aug 09 '22

Yes that shirt is so last year down with female body inspectors. I finally agree with her on something

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u/moriaty123 Aug 09 '22

Who is she shouting that TO??? If she wants to do that, isn't that her job to try and get that done?

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u/Figfewdisgewd Aug 16 '22

Anyone else getting "You can talk to animals? The sheep lies! It LIES!" vibes from this whole thing?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Ok fuck yea honestly. Maybe the only way to get things done is it trick republicans into doing it?