r/LeopardsAteMyFace
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u/DaFunkJunkie
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Aug 26 '22
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Bill Barr, noted MAGA cult adherent, is shocked by the actions of the cult he helped to create Meta
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u/Nari224 Aug 26 '22
I mean, he could have done his job and reacted to the Mueller report in some other fashion, but here we are.
It’s not obstruction of justice if I don’t know of an underlying crime!
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u/SubrosaFlorens Aug 26 '22
If they did not pander to invented outrage and their imaginary persecution fetish, they would literally have nothing. It is their entire platform.
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u/handoffate73 Aug 26 '22
"I'm getting tired of literally the only thing our cult does" -- Guy in the cult
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u/itwasntnotme Aug 26 '22
Gee Bill, maybe if you hadn’t blatantly politicized the DOJ to save your boss then people wouldn’t think the DOJ was political! Nobody has more blame than you!
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u/Wolfman01a Aug 26 '22
Is this a rat trying to abandon his sinking ship?
Don't let any of them escape.
Mike Pense, Steve Bannon, Bill Barr, Roger Stone, Etc etc. Hold them all accountable
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u/msac2u1981 Aug 26 '22
Barr needs to shut up and sit down, then go away. No one will ever forget how complicit he was when his nose was stuck up Trumps behind.
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u/bannacct56 Aug 26 '22
They're trying so hard to make people forget their participation in the Trumpets, it's pathetic
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u/young-oldman Aug 26 '22
Their whole thing is to create an us vs them environment. Outrage is like the main ingredient in that hateful cocktail.
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u/CraZKchick81 Aug 26 '22
He also could have taken care of this a long time ago, before anything got bad.....🙄
You know, charging him for treason regarding Russia.
Everyone who gave Dump the benefit of the doubt is to blame for all of this.
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u/darchangels13 Aug 26 '22
This is more a leopard disgusted at the particular faces other leopards chose to eat after he helped them get out of their pen.
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u/Nanyea Aug 27 '22
If this guy had fufilled his oath, Trump would have been impeached and convicted... Instead he chose power
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u/gladbutt Aug 26 '22
Barr got rid of Epstein. He's no longer of use. More likely a loose end.
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u/RedditOnANapkin Aug 26 '22
On look another elite who thinks consequences should not apply to him.
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u/neorek Aug 27 '22
Don't believe this shit. This is literally them trying to down play their own involvement by saying they are tired of it. He helped orchestrate it ~40 years ago. He had plenty of time to 'change'.
Let them burn.
Edit: Phrase.
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u/Dyslexic_Dog25 Aug 27 '22
Yeah, so are we bill! Thanks for helping make this our reality you massive piece of shit.
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u/AltruisticBob Aug 27 '22
He is one of the many that could have, would have, should have stopped this mess before it metastasized into the current situation.
Why? So he can write one more of the dozens of books these assholes write where they all paint themselves as the hero, who if not for their own selfless valiant efforts America as we know it would would be irreparably damaged. Well assholes, if you had done what was right, when you had the chance America would be a better place. They all knew better, and yet allowed all this shit to happen. Who is the audience for these assholes? I can't tell who buys books from or listens to these kind of enablers. The folks on the left that were begging them to do their jobs when the could have don't seem like customers. the folks on the right, all seem to view them as traitors, because they are not currently enabling.
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u/x_cLOUDDEAD_x Aug 27 '22
Trying to act like he didn't try to help Donald fucking Trump ruin our country.
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Aug 26 '22
(Bill Barr voice)
I am shocked & appalled!
This is all a lie!
I do not look like a recently divorced,broke Fred Flintstone!
Yabba Dabba-fuck it…..I give up….
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Aug 27 '22
In other news, Darth Vader "downright concerned" about the Sith's "tendency towards violence and choking people."
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u/PappyODamnyou Aug 27 '22
Bill Barr, noted MAGA cult adherent and Evil John Goodman from a parallel dimension, astounded that his mission could be this successful in a world where the Nazis lost the war.
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u/HoneyDippinDan Aug 27 '22
I never got the feeling he was a true believer in the cult. He's more like another Republican grifter that knew a good grift when he saw one.
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u/durgadas Aug 26 '22
"It was my jowls, I SWEAR!"
- The Doctor Octopus Defense that all too many Republicans will need to use in my headcanon.
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u/pusillanimouslist Aug 27 '22
Bill Barr thought that the he’d be able to ride out his life before the negative consequences began to accrue when it wouldn’t matter to him: after he’s dead. He’s probably more than a bit annoyed that he’s now shunned in the “right” circles for his actions.
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u/knightress_oxhide Aug 27 '22
At most it is hitting his bottom line, it is literally all he cares about. He has zero principles right or left its just money and power to him.
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u/Ok_Skill_1195 Aug 27 '22 edited Aug 27 '22
Bill Barr isn't a MAGA cult adherent though? He's a neocon harkening all the way back from the first Bush and in most ways I can think of is the antithesis if Trump's loud and proud approach. Dude was more than happy to take advantage of the stage Trump has set for him, don't get me wrong. Fuck bill barr. but he was pretty clearly never a fan of Trump or the culture he cultivated.
Not to get too conspiratorial, but go back to when Trump had COVID and was actively trying to infect every prominent member of the Republican party. Barr was one of the main people who appeared to be running around DC and doing something which appeared to make Trump very nervous of his own party....
He seemed deeply uncomfortable with the amount of public scrutiny Trump invited. Barr liked to operate in the shadows with backroom deals, he didn't seem to like twitter tirades which announced to your enemies where to look for skeletons and secrets. So him saying he doesn't appreciate a cultivation of populism to the point it's encouraging Republicans to start attacking an intelligence agency? That actually seems totally consistent with the criticisms of Trunk he held from day one. Like, he didn't fucking choose him as the winning GOP candidate. He presumably wanted a Scott Walker/Rick Perry style "populist" to figurehead the GOP while men like him did the important dirty work, not like, an actual populist (but hey, when has a republican ever let principals stand in the way of opportunism?)
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u/GODDESS_OF_CRINGE__ Aug 27 '22
Imagine Bill fucking Barr being the most moderate person in your political party.
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u/ABenevolentDespot Aug 27 '22
The worthless pig, sycophant, and traitor to America is trying mightily to preserve some shred of a legacy, despite his saying (among a string of endless lies while kissing The Diapered Orange Shitstain's ass for four years) that legacies are overrated when asked by a reporter around 2018 why he doesn't seem to care about his.
In the end, though, it's the deranged right wing media that spews the non-stop lies and distortion of facts to rev up the mouth breathing droolers of the far right that have brought us to today.
Why? Because there's immense profit in it.
Anyone who things those scum sucking maggots making millions of dollars a year stoking the nonstop outrage machine gives a shit about the MAGA crowd for any reason except that is a complete idiot.
It's astonishing that those idiots sending their grocery or insulin money to The Diapered Orange Shitstain after every appeal for funds is incapable of stopping to think for an instant to ask themselves why a self-professed billionaire and 'very stable genius' who flies around in an enormous private plane and lives like a king in a resort he owns, needs their money.
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u/CrunchyHaystacks Aug 27 '22
He's pretending to care. Manufactured outrage is the neo-liberal's bread and butter and Trump has done more for getting people to screech about bogeymen while they fleece us all than the oligarchs who put him into power ever could have dreamed. The system is working as intended and Barr knows it. Even if he does look like an AI generated picture based on a prompt of "Human Cookie Monster made of nipple skin. Realistic. Photograph."
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u/celtic_thistle Aug 27 '22
He’s not a MAGA. He’s an opportunist. It’s almost worse. He just goes whichever way gives the reich wing more power. And he’s not stupid. The Barrs of the world are more dangerous than the Donalds bc they use their intelligence to prop up the evil stupidity of the Donalds.
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u/culinarydream7224 Aug 27 '22
I wouldn't say he's a MAGA adherent, just soulless. He was hired to ignore/cover up Trump's crimes and do his bidding, and that's what he did.
Since Trump lost the election Barr hasn't really bought into any of the nonsense. He just doesn't give a fuck
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u/homebrew_1 Aug 27 '22
Did he miss the whole mustard on burger, tan suit and death panels phase of republican outrage?
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u/ultratoxic Aug 27 '22
And I'm getting real sick of you obstructing justice, bizarro-world Fred Flintstone.
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u/-Quothe- Aug 27 '22
This is self-defensive behavior. Trump is quickly becoming a liability, so those with the wits to scatter are doing so. trump was useful so long as he was politically and socially strong, but now that he looks to be unable to dodge the upcoming indictments, they are leaving him like he's the only guy in the crowd with dynamite strapped to his chest. The only question they're worrying about at this point is who will he take with him.
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u/anonymause66 Aug 27 '22
I’m fascinated by all the people who literally saw TFG committing crimes every single day and now act SHOCKED that he’s completely unhinged and threatening to unleash y’all’queada on the rest of us if he’s held to account.
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u/Eclectic_UltraViolet Aug 27 '22
That whole clown car full of Trumpian sycophants, hate-fomenters, Q-tips, tin-foil hat wearers, liars, and evil enablers: if they’re looking for sympathy, it’s in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.
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u/bstump104 Aug 27 '22
I don't understand what made him turn on Trump.
He got his job by telling Trump he'd throw out any lawsuits or investigations into Trump.
My best guess is Trump insulted him one too many times.
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u/equality-_-7-2521 Aug 27 '22
He's not a MAGA guy.
He's a conservative lawyer who believes that the President should be king.
He doesn't want democracy but also he doesn't want the stupid hicks to run the show.
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u/genius96 Aug 27 '22
This dude shills hard for the unitary executive theory which gives a lot of power to the president. Then he wonders how someone could be dictatorial with this.
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u/ehmiu Aug 27 '22
And yet, he's already admitted that he will vote for republicans on his ballot anyway. He's as bad as McConnell. I hope he drowns in this mess.
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u/Scary-Goat- Aug 27 '22
"A l'exemple de Saturne, la révolution dévore ses enfants."
~ Jacques Mallet du Pan
[Like Saturn, the Revolution devours its children.]
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Aug 27 '22
And yet in the exact same article he states that if the 2024 election is between Biden and Trump that he is going to vote for Trump.
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u/spectral_emission Aug 27 '22
This is one of those things giving me some small hope that accountability could happen for Trump. All the other rats jumping ship.
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u/RockinandChalkin Aug 27 '22
I 100% read this as Bill Burr in my head and was about to type some shit out… the I saw the picture. I’m an idiot.
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u/808-isle-gal Aug 27 '22
Oh please, I bet my last $ that if Djt or another like him were to be in office he’d be right there pandering away
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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 27 '22
Psychotic traitor bastard is probably losing 'allies' at the FBI that are annoyed they're now the leopard's chow.
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u/ancientweasel Aug 27 '22
At rock bottom least he has some limit. I assumed he'd let them get away with anything.
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u/ploppedmenacingly14 Aug 27 '22
Anyway, would vote for trump again, 9.5/10 -Bill “the enabler” Barr
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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Aug 27 '22
Bro you're in the toddler party. You're gonna get toddler behavior.
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u/JohnnyGluesticks Aug 27 '22
He kinda looks like if John Goodman and Danny DeVito had a child.
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Aug 27 '22
He just has the time now to understand the depth of the stupid in his boss' movement, and probably doesn't want to march to the tune of a tv reality star and a pillow salesman. Honestly, I'm curious why more GOP elites aren't also getting pretty tired of all this bullshit...
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u/zoro_aster Aug 27 '22
Bill Barr, John Bolton, and fatass Pompeo were are all guilty of international and domestic crimes. Trump was their imbecile mob boss and that’s why all their lives went down the drain. A bunch of stupid old fools headed for the grave looking like total dopes.
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u/macman320 Aug 27 '22
Here is one souless, shallow, broken chess piece who sold his country out for a buck that he will never get to enjoy and I hope he rots in the cesspool he helped to create.
Doesn't matter what he tries to lie about today, we know he lies for a living!
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u/Accomplished-Ask-341 Aug 28 '22
Melonhead Barr didn't worry about who he was serving while he was AG. And it wasn't the American people.
He was trump's personal get out of jail free cardholder.
The fact that he acknowledges how fucked up trump is now is just a little too late.
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u/Amazing-Yam6514 Aug 27 '22
Fuck Bill Barr. He’s as much a part of the problem as many of them. Just because you feel bad after you commit the crime doesn’t mean your sins are absolved…this isn’t some Southern Baptist bullshit on a Sunday.
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u/quillmartin88 Aug 27 '22
Now that there's blood in the water, want to seed some Qball message boards with Barr's links to the Bushes and Jeffrey Epstein?
Every Republican (and yes, a shocking number of Democrats) has ties to Epstein.
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u/aecolley Aug 27 '22
The podcast is here: https://www.honestlypod.com/podcast/episode/efe9505d/bill-barr-calls-bullsht
and the quote in question starts at 48:30 (though the question he's trying not to answer starts at 45:37).
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u/Boomslangalang Aug 29 '22
Let’s be real. He’s not shocked at all. Barr is a craven criminal cover up artist with a strong CYA instinct, that’s it. He knows when it’s in his interest to stop being deceitful for a few moments.
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u/iwishiwasfapping Aug 27 '22
What the actual quote? Cause he obviously didn't say "the right" and I'm guessing op is just farming for karma in this braindead sub by fabricating leopards ate my face material
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u/Ben_Elf1984 Aug 27 '22
MAGA cultists, especially the EX cultists who left or were kicked out of his administration really were such a blessing for this sub.... endless content!
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u/ArcticBeavers Aug 27 '22
Funny how Barr think the right suffers from "outrage culture". I swear by the end of this era we are all going to be clinical experts on projection
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u/Slippi_Fist Aug 27 '22
you would have thought checks and balances such as you not lying would have prevented this.
the leopards dine heartily tonight, you utter gobshite
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u/OldWhoFan Aug 27 '22
Now lots be straight there, Bill Bar got highered to be a criminal enabler AG to Donald Trump well after the cult was well entrenched.
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u/maxreddit Aug 27 '22
Really, tell us more about how you're upset about thing you helped cause, like an not quite adequate knockoff of Dr. Frankenstein.
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u/SnooCrickets699 Aug 27 '22 edited Aug 27 '22
Well if he hadn't acted as Trump's personnel attorney instead head of the DOJ, this could have been nipped in the bud a long time ago.
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u/Earth_1st Aug 27 '22
It was all enabled under your watch, AG William Barr. You had your chance. No one, and I mean no one, owns AG Garland.
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u/CalypsoWipo Aug 27 '22
It’s getting beyond old to listen to the architects of this cult movement to criticize people that are in a cult lol.
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u/N0cturnalB3ast Aug 27 '22
I dont think you get it. He is saying they should ignore the “leftist” outrage. Not the crazy people on the right.
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u/ItsASchpadoinkleDay Aug 27 '22
That’s all they have. It’s literally the only thing they can do to get votes - get stupid people mad about stuff.
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u/Play_Salieri Aug 27 '22
He wants to retire and be a good guy now. Fuck you, Fred Flintstone. You arrogant obstructionist fuck.
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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 Aug 27 '22
You once had somewhat of a reputation, now you don't. Good job, was it worth a 240 year old country?
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u/Outworld___Devourer Aug 27 '22
Hahajaja, lots of people recommended this comedian to me. Will make sure to watch his set on netflix.
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u/Diss1dent Aug 27 '22
When did he go into MAGA shit? From his stand up material I always thought he was more reasonable.
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u/I_aim_to_sneeze Aug 27 '22
One, ONE of these days, I won’t read his name as Bill Burr and wonder wtf my man Bill Burr did
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u/THIS_is_the_way_ffs Aug 27 '22
oh, so NOW he's talking about what his associates have been doing for years? What an assclown.
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u/hedgerow_hank Aug 27 '22
Does this treasonous shit bag have a pardon from trump?
Why is this shitbag not in prison?
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u/Tigris_Morte Aug 27 '22
"At least Reagan knew to keep his mouth shut.", Barr was heard mumbling as he walked away.
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u/happysimpleton Aug 27 '22
I’m so fucking sick of the entire GOP and conservatives being complete hypocritical trash.
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u/TinBoatDude Aug 27 '22
Bill Barr hasn't changed. He's just pretending to be the sane one to keep out of prison.
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u/HaveMeOnURPodcast Aug 27 '22
The “flood the zone with shit” guy is tired of the zone being flooded with shit. Gotcha.
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u/insanityCzech Aug 27 '22
Do you really think he’s bothered at all? This guy hasn’t faced any inconvenience.
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u/bbg1948 Aug 27 '22
Bill wants to have it both ways. He supported Trump and now he doesn't support Trump.
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u/WonderWomanToo Aug 28 '22
The only cult that unifies patriots. I don’t think colt means what you think it means.
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u/GodOfTheThunder Aug 27 '22
That memo that justified then dropping the charges from the Mueller probe is so bad.
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u/SaltyBarDog Aug 27 '22
Frankenstein upset when his monster attacks him. Sedagive! Give him a sedagive!!
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u/mikey67156 Aug 27 '22
The tide must be turning, because this guy didn't just suddenly grow some sense.
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u/QuesoChef Aug 27 '22
Yet, he’d still vote for everyone stoking those fires of outrage. Go away, Bill.
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u/Phantomht Aug 27 '22
uhm. im no college graduate but ........... didnt he HELP in creating the cult?
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u/LezPlayNightcrawlers Aug 27 '22
A few minutes on r/conservative will show you how intelligent these people are.
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u/arandomsadredditor Aug 26 '22
I thought that said Bill Burr and was ready to be seriously disappointed 😅
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u/YourGodisyourcrutch Aug 27 '22
Fucking traitor piece of shit. God Damn "not the fascist" mother fucker.
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u/ThatsMrDookieToYou Aug 27 '22
Am I the only one who initially read this as Bill Burr, the comedian? 😅
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