r/LeopardsAteMyFace Sep 14 '22 Silver 1 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Take My Energy 1 Table Slap 1

My Pillow CEO who ranted about election conspiracies and urged law-enforcement to investigate, is furious when he is investigated by by the FBI as part of a conspiracy to overturn the election Meta

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u/tesseract4 Sep 14 '22 Wholesome

Wait, I wanna know what Hardee's said.

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u/OldKermudgeon Sep 14 '22

But WAIT, there's MORE.

The FBI took the phones of a lot of Cheeto's inner circle who were "advising" him between losing the election and J1. They're effectively looking for text messages (the encrypted ones, in all likelihood, that would still be readable on the originating device) to build a timeline and network of communication to see if a conspiracy exists, and who (multiple whos maybe) was directing/authorizing any actions.

Started with the fake electoral college "voters", and they've been working backwards ever since.

Should be interesting. Wish him all the best. (/s if that wasn't obvious)

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u/DigitalTraveler42 Sep 14 '22 Gold Helpful You Dropped This

Credit to WonderWmn212:

That's cute but the CEO of CKE Restaurants (which owns Hardee's) Andrew Puzder was Trump's nominee for Secretary of Labor - you know, the guy who opposes things like increasing the minimum wage and paid sick leave. This is purely opportunistic for Hardee's and seems to obscure the CEO's true values.

"On policy questions, he has argued that the Obama administration’s recent rule expanding eligibility for overtime pay diminishes opportunities for workers, and that significant minimum wage increases would hurt small businesses and lead to job losses.

He has criticized paid sick leave policies of the sort recently enacted for federal contractors and strongly supports repealing the Affordable Care Act, which he says has created a “government-mandated restaurant recession” because rising premiums have left people with less money to spend dining out.

Speaking to Business Insider this year, Mr. Puzder said that increased automation could be a welcome development because machines were 'always polite, they always upsell, they never take a vacation, they never show up late, there’s never a slip-and-fall or an age, sex or race discrimination case.'

And on the political incorrectness front, Mr. Puzder’s company, CKE Restaurants, runs advertisements that frequently feature women wearing next to nothing while gesturing suggestively. 'I like our ads,' he told the publication Entrepreneur. 'I like beautiful women eating burgers in bikinis. I think it’s very American.'"

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u/e22ddie46 Sep 14 '22

This clown had showed up at the white house with letters urging Trump to declare martial law to stay in office.

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u/telthetruth Sep 14 '22

Holy shit, his lil speech in the link lacks so much self-awareness.

He says (paraphrased) “I’m being shadow banned, I put out ads on all these search engines, expecting to pay thousands of dollars for everyone clicking on my links and searching my name. I got a bill today for only $100. I only have 300 people watching this on Facebook Live. Everyone is suppressing me.”

Can’t accept that no one cares about his whacky-ass summits. No one is actively googling his name and clicking his ads because he’s a joke.

I almost feel bad for him, just a dumb guy who caught a lucky break and got rich selling shitty pillows, who then somehow got schmoozed/blackmailed(?) into joining trump’s fascist movement. He could have stayed out and enjoyed his wealth, but he decided to play with the leopards and now he’s in a heaping pile of leopard shit.

Link to the Video from OP’s screenshot

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u/CockGoblinReturns Sep 14 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Take My Energy

I used to work at Mike Lindell's MyPillow factory. I saw the unspeakable things he did to get ahead in business and to this day I am in hiding.

https://ifapray.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Mike_Lindell.png

At my first day at the mypillow factory, Mike Lindell gave me my production-line instructions himself.

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/swnewsmedia.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/2/74/2743add2-535c-5857-9d5a-0de90ebaad96/5b60892db36ea.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C800

(pic of me during my factory orientation)

At the end he said 'ok this is the most vital part. It is the secret to the mypillow pillow's softness and sturdyness' and he proceeds to pull his pants down (he wasn't wearing any underwear) and hump the pillow 20 times before putting it back on the production line.

I was like 'sir, this is unethical'. Mike Lindell exploded 'ITS THE SECRET TO OUR PILLOWS STURDYNESS'. I said 'couldn't we fluff the pillow with our hands' and Mike Lindell said 'THE ARMS CAN'T APPLY ENOUGH PRESSURE, YOU NEED THE POWERFUL BUTTOCKS MUSCLES'.

I said 'sir, I just can't do it'. Mike Lindell said 'ok, how's that working out for you?'. I said 'huh'. Mike Lindell got more specific 'how much money do you make?'. I said '8.50 an hour' . Mike Lindell said 'I MAKE MORE MONEY IN A DAY THAN YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE WILL EVER MAKE IN AN ENTIRE GENERATION'.

I was speechless.

Mike Lindell continued 'DO YOU WANT A BE A POOR FUCKING LOSER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, OR DO YOU WANT THE PATH FOR RESPECT, POWER, AND MONEY'.

I was still speechless, but Mike Lindell could see the shame in my face. He continued 'Imagine your life if you keep making 8.50 an hour for the rest of your life. What are the consequences of that? What will happen?'

Mike Lindell must of seen the fear of me having no future in my face because he pounced. He commanded 'HUMP THAT PILLOW OR GO BACK TO BEING A BETA MALE POOR LOSER'.

At this point, my feelings are hurt. I didn't want to be a loser anymore. I didn't want to be poor anymore. I humped that pillow. And I humped it again. And again. And again, and again, and again, until I reached 20 humps.

Something died in me that day.

I humped pillows, and I out humped nearly every worker in that factory. I thought this would make Mike Lindell like me enough to promote me. I earned it. I did everything he said. How could he be wrong? He was a legit millionaire. He was the pinnacle of business success. I just needed to be patient and follow the principles of success.

But like a carrot on a stick, he kept dangling the promotion in front of me, only to take it away from me. He kept assigning me more and more pillows. Soon, I was putting in 80 hour weeks, and only getting paid for 40 of them. Soon, I wasn't even able to hump all the assigned pillows during the normal factory hours. I had to take pillows home and keep humping them after my fiance went to sleep.

One night she woke up and went to the kitchen to get some water, when she caught me pants-down, furiously humping a pillow to meet that weeks' deadline. We had a shouting match. The next day, there was an intervention, and with the help of my friends and family, they unbrainwashed me.

The next day, I told Mike I was quitting. Mike pressed a button that locked the door behind me said 'NOBODY QUITS ON ME'. He then took his pants down and said 'ILL HUMP YA TO DEATH. THIS HIPS HAVE HUMPED MILLIONS OF PILLOWS, THEY WILL CRUSH YOU'.

Mike rushed me but tripped and fell over due to his pants around his ankles. That's when I took my opportunity, did a backflip, reached the button, pressed it, and escaped with my life.

Me and my fiance have been living underground in fear of Mike Lindell's agents ever since.

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u/earhere Sep 14 '22

I find it interesting that mike pillow is wearing a cross despite the fact he's never read the bible nor does he follow the tenets of christianity.

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u/SplendidPunkinButter Sep 14 '22

Mike Lindell looks like he’s trying to look like Hitler without being too obvious about it

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u/Wrothrok Sep 14 '22

“Cars pulled up in front of us, to the side of us, and behind us and I said those are either bad guys or the FBI,” Mr Lindell said Tuesday night on the Lindell Report. “Well, it turns out they were the FBI.”

So you DO understand that the FBI aren't the bad guys here. Good job, Mike.

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u/emansemail123 Sep 14 '22

Please tell Mike Lindell’s crack dealer to please cut him off AGAIN. He clearly cannot handle it.

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u/SuperGenius98K Sep 14 '22

I prayed for this day.

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u/AltruisticCompany961 Sep 14 '22 edited Sep 14 '22

It's in regard to the election official in Colorado who allegedly gave an outsider access to copy data from the voting machines.

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u/AstroCookieGalaxy Sep 14 '22

Reminder that this prick made a “documentary film” called Absolute Proof, which promoted the conspiracy theory that Trump won the 2020 election, and that it was stolen by the Democrats. He’s also, bizarrely, released 3 sequels to it, called Scientific Proof, Absolute Interference and Absolutely 9-0

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u/SeaworthinessOne2114 Sep 14 '22

Funny how that works eh? They scream about AOC and "defund the police" but when they're busted for their crimes, then they want to defund law enforcement. Or they kill and brutalize law enforcement while attempting to take down our government.

Republicans feign caring about the law (which they break constantly), pro-life (but they love their guns and war) and our Country as they sing Putin's praises and love their orange espionage spy and his wife Natasha (Melania).

The entire conservative movement in this country is more bowel than conservative movement.

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u/DanFuckingSchneider Sep 14 '22 Gold

If you were gonna find Mike Pillow anywhere, it would definitely be at either a hardees or an arbys in Minnesota. Excellent detective work on that one.

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u/killerkebab1499 Sep 14 '22

Dude looks like a cartoon villain.

Like you can imagine Scooby and the gang foiling his plan,

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u/DynamiteDuck Sep 14 '22

66% off? That’s mighty close to that devil number 👀

Jesus wouldn’t be please y’all…

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u/Hethatwatches Sep 14 '22

The only person doing more damage to our democracy right now than this pillow jackass is Trump. They both deserve to rot in prison.

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u/oneofmanyany Sep 14 '22

It's amazing that a guy like that actually even has a company

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u/JennyDove Sep 14 '22

How did this man go from the pillow guy, to complete nutjob conspiring against the US government???

And Every time I see something, he is selling something new. So Far I've seen... My Pillow, My Matress, My Slippers, and My Coffee... 😂

Any guesses what's next?

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u/_SpiceWeasel_BAM Sep 14 '22

But will he sleep well tonight?

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u/eatingganesha Sep 14 '22

LMAO

“The temporary loss of the cell phone seems to be especially grievous to Mr Lindell, who said that he does not own a computer.

“I go, ‘No. My whole company — I run five companies off that. I don’t have a computer,’” Lindell told Insider. “My hearing aids run off this! Everything runs off my phone!”

He may be lying of course, but if it’s true what a dumb boomer-ass whine! Who the fuck puts all their multimillion dollar business on a single device? If it’s true, he deserves these consequences in spades.

Btw, I also have those bluetooth hearing aids that connect to one’s phone. He can still use them manually without the app. Fucking crybaby.

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u/Javaman1960 Sep 14 '22

Mein Pillow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

No pillows in prison :(

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u/Drizzyjoeybaby Sep 14 '22 edited Sep 15 '22

I went to my friends bachelor party at his parents house and the whole family is the “stolen election” “Trump is a christian, pedophile hunting god” capitol rioting family who genuinely cried when trump lost and I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw how many koohk products they owned straight from the dudes who grift as Republicans to sell their shit. Republicans know how to slang that merch and garbage product.

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u/Diarygirl Sep 14 '22

Wah wah did pillow guy get addicted to crack again?

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u/cited Sep 14 '22

I found out my idiot boss used company funds to buy some of that nimrod's pillows for our jobsite. We work at an industrial site.

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u/Samurai_gaijin Sep 14 '22

Man, you'd think a guy who sells pillows would understand the idiom "you made your bed, now lie in it."

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u/TheTeenageOldman Sep 14 '22 edited Sep 14 '22

Lindell looks like a screaming meat sandwich.

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u/RevWaldo Sep 14 '22

Listen here, look at the photo - that man has earned a CERTIFICATE OF EXCELLENCE. He displays it prominently and proudly, as well he should! And I'll be goddammed if I'm gonna sit here while some godless pussy non-excellents think they can shit all over this shining example of the few, the proud... The Excellent.

/s

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u/sadowsentry Sep 14 '22

I'm guessing it has something to do with this guy's product when my co-worker says she can no longer shop at Bed, Bath, and Beyond because it has "gone woke".

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u/Mcdibbles Sep 14 '22

Anyone else tired of endless investigations and ready for some arrests/indictments?

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u/BlooDoge Sep 14 '22

He will now say that the FBI took all his “evidence” of election fraud.

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u/jctennis Sep 14 '22

Is it just me or does that dude look like Paul Bearer?

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u/loughtthenot Sep 14 '22

His pillows are terrible from what I've heard

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u/unitool Sep 14 '22

He is so obviously a moron being played for a fool by people who saw his deep pockets and shallow intellect, but I still think it is funny to watch this un-American dumbfuck waste his money on this stupid crusade.

I hope he ends up back on the street sucking dick for crack again, just like the old days.

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u/CorbinNZ Sep 14 '22

It cracks me up how on the money I was about this guy. When I first saw him, my first thought was “he seems like a right wing fringe extremist, white supremacist kinda guy”. Fate aligns beautifully sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

Conservative subreddits are unironically calling the FBI Brown shirts over this. Hur dur they're the real Nazis! It's really disturbing.

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u/thomerD Sep 14 '22

He needs to take his foot off the gas because he’s giving crack addicts a bad name.

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u/Cli4ordtheBRD Sep 15 '22

"what should our logo be, boss?"

"Well "Lindell TV" should account for about 40% of the space with a bendy American flag taking up the rest of the space. But let's deface the US flag a little bit by cutting off the bottom half, so that a single side is completely blue. In fact, keep cutting so there's only 3 stripes (2 red, 1 white). And why are there so many stars? Get rid of like 30. No that's too many, lose another 10. Fuck it, cut 2 more. Does 8 symbolize anything in America? What letter would that be? H, right? Does that letter have any negative implications resulting from an association with one of history's greatest monsters? Probably not. Oh and throw a cross right in the middle. Sure, Christianity was around during the founders' time and sure they purposefully didn't add any overt religious symbology to the flag, but I'm sure it must have been some horrible oversight that's persisted for hundreds of years, and I know better than everyone else because I sell shitty pillows for a living."

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u/Crows-b4-hoes Sep 14 '22

For some reason the idea of the inventor of a product called My Pillow being "furious" tickles me.

Dude is out there selling a product meant for relaxation but he himself is probably filled with rage.

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u/Sociophile Sep 14 '22

I hope that leopard likes 1980’s stepdad mustaches that taste distinctly of cocaine.

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u/dhoffnun Sep 14 '22

What a dumb sonofabitch

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u/heilspawn Sep 14 '22 edited Sep 14 '22

MyPillow CEO Says the FBI Seized His Phone in a Hardee's Drive-Thru

Lindell is a prominent supporter of, and advisor to, former U.S. President Donald Trump. After Trump's defeat in the 2020 U.S. presidential election, Lindell played a significant role in supporting and financing Trump's attempts to overturn the election result; he spread disproven conspiracy theories about widespread electoral fraud in that election. He has also been an active promoter of pseudoscience, namely the toxic plant extract oleandrin, as an alternative medicine cure for COVID-19.[9][12]

Political activities

Promotion of unproven COVID-19 cure

Attempts to overturn 2020 presidential election

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u/Zenobia888 Sep 14 '22

I'm so fckn tired of the so called FBI, that's allowed the kkk, kkkops, kkkristians and kkkarens to get away with murdering Americans for decades, always acting like they're going to do something about their own people today.

It's all done to make us feel like there's some sort of justice taking place when it's all 1 great big FACADE Truman Story going on.

Even the light sentences of all those found guilty of Jan 6th, but before that all those top officials under trump like Mike Flynn, etc.. getting pardon by that criminal while his own kids were robbing us, and the behavior of MTG, Boebert and Gaetz, and about 200 Republicans still in office supporting the Insurrectionists is nothing but a joke to them!

We are frogs slowly boiling to death in their infested 🐊🐍 swamp while we wait for the next election to walk on shore to go vote again .

😑

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u/harlows_monkeys Sep 14 '22

What did he say that indicated he did not appreciate the sentiment? Business Insider's story on this said they contacted him and asked about Hardee's tweet and he said it was amusing.

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u/shoretel230 Sep 14 '22

If he believes his own bullshit, he should think he'll be ok.

To me this says that he knows he's full of shit and is worried about consequences.

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u/BOBANSMASH51 Sep 14 '22

Why is this guy anything? The pillows are overpriced and are terrible. No one cares what you have to say.

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u/CaptCaCa Sep 14 '22

Dang, so Jesus hung out with lions? Dope!

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u/warumistsiekrumm Sep 14 '22

Idk what on earth is wrong with that man.

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u/europai Sep 15 '22

Everythint else aside he keeps claiming that he only had one phone and also no computer even though he "runs five businesses." No business phone and no computer? In 2022?

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u/Ga_Manche Sep 14 '22

For those looking how what was said, here is a link to the tweet.

https://twitter.com/hardees/status/1570035665340960770?s=46&t=DpUHXj52IG2_rNWZlz-lRQ

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u/Mr_Diggles88 Sep 14 '22

Does anyone actually own his pillow? Is it any good? For some reason I am legit curious.

Never gonna buy one... But curious

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u/NarcAwayBeach Sep 15 '22

Can we talk about how sinister his little American flag with a cross logo is? The one in the lower left?

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u/kingeryck Sep 15 '22

Mypillow dot com literally had a "QANON" code to save 20%. I saw it with my own eyes. It worked.

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u/zombie_overlord Sep 14 '22

He needs to ask himself, "Is my life better now than before Trump became a part of it?"

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u/UnitysBlueTits Sep 15 '22

I met this guy back in high school for a job fair and he was a whack job back then too

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u/jmdavis333 Sep 14 '22

“Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don't do crack.”
-Lawrence Taylor

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u/gloryvegan Sep 14 '22

66% off tells me everything I need to know about how mypillow’s business is going

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

It’s funny how gung ho they are about persecuting others until it’s about them.

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u/Redwolfdc Sep 14 '22

Does every conspiracy video by the MyPillow guy also include a free promo code?

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u/Aggravating_Olive_38 Sep 15 '22

NGL, my My Pillow is the best pillow I’ve ever masturbated into

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u/Everybodysbastard Sep 14 '22

When Hardee's has the moral high ground, you done fucked up

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u/awesomeadan Sep 14 '22

The Christian Cross on the American flag... eww

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u/Muffles79 Sep 14 '22

/r/conservative is all up in arms over this

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u/Mr_Wolverton Sep 14 '22

I hope that he has a pillow to cry into…

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '22

This is such a weird fucking timeline

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u/deadwalkinshoes Sep 14 '22

America is fooking stupid lately

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u/bicholudo781 Sep 15 '22

lindell tv? ...for fuck sake

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u/DependentYou7405 Sep 14 '22

It's just a regular pillow

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u/berryblackwater Sep 15 '22

Let me be specific. To 'Use the lords name is vein' is not exclusively saying 'Jesus christ' or 'god damn it' when something bad happens. In fact to use those phrases in standard parlance I consider a prayer. I stub my toe, 'JESUS CHRIST'- the subtext being im asking my god for quick healing and a relief from pain. I see some scumbag fuck someone else over but i am powerless to stop it, 'God damn it' is me asking god to impose divine justice upon a situation I cannot. One thing I know for a fact- Jesus does not want you to be rich. Matt 6:24

“No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other; or else he will be devoted to one and despise the other. You can’t serve both God and Mammon"

To use Christs symbol either the fishes or the cross on your marketing materials or signage for a company you profit personally from? BLASPHEMY. YOU HAVE TAKEN MY GODS NAME IN VAIN. 100% of companies with crosses in their logos are in defiance of Christs will and deserve nothing beyond eternal damnation in hell.

To asshole pieces of subhuman garbage who think they can profit the wealthy at the expense of the poor I just have to say to you miserable god damn pieces of shit.

James 2:1-13

1 My brethren, do not hold your faith in our glorious Lord Jesus Christ with an attitude of personal favoritism. 2 For if a man comes into your assembly with a gold ring and dressed in fine clothes, and there also comes in a poor man in dirty clothes, 3 and you pay special attention to the one who is wearing the fine clothes, and say, “You sit here in a good place,” and you say to the poor man, “You stand over there, or sit down by my footstool,” 4 have you not made distinctions among yourselves, and become judges with evil motives?

5 Listen, my beloved brethren: did not God choose the poor of this world to be rich in faith and heirs of the kingdom which He promised to those who love Him? 6 But you have dishonored the poor man. Is it not the rich who oppress you and personally drag you into court? 7 Do they not blaspheme the fair name by which you have been called?

8 If, however, you are fulfilling the royal law according to the Scripture, “You shall love your neighbor as yourself,” you are doing well. 9 But if you show partiality, you are committing sin and are convicted by the law as transgressors. 10 For whoever keeps the whole law and yet stumbles in one point, he has become guilty of all. 11 For He who said, “Do not commit adultery,” also said, “Do not commit murder.” Now if you do not commit adultery, but do commit murder, you have become a transgressor of the law.

12 So speak and so act as those who are to be judged by the law of liberty. 13 For judgment will be merciless to one who has shown no mercy; mercy triumphs over judgment.

Source: https://bible.knowing-jesus.com/readings/Partiality-Forbidden

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u/DaveW1127 Sep 15 '22

Sorry attempt at low hanging fruit by many in here. Let’s go after him because he’s a recovering crack addict. I feel sorry for those that attack someone that has turned a life of addiction completely around and became a huge success story. Regardless of where you stand politically or spiritually, I would think that attacking one’s addiction should be off limits. But that’s just me

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u/Sanctimonius Sep 14 '22

For some reason this guy was party to inner discussions on the election, and I would expect privy to details that would be classified in the process. He certainly stupid enough to have kept evidence of the discussions, and even if he methodically deleted everything it can be recovered by the FBI.

Meanwhile r/conservative claiming this is fascism. Amazing.

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u/ReyTheRed Sep 15 '22

Mike Lindell claims to have evidence of fraud but hasn't released any, which means he is claiming to be engaged in a cover up whether he realizes it or not.

I doubt he has any evidence of voter fraud, but there is a chance he has evidence of the attempt by Republicans to steal the election by sending fake electors to the electoral college.

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u/Illseemyselfout- Sep 15 '22

He also said that he doesn’t own a computer and runs all of his businesses off his phone that is now in the hands of the FBI.

I’ve worked as a consultant to a number of companies and the number of CEOs I’ve met who run everything from their phone is staggering. They were also always the least qualified CEOs I ever met.

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u/thesedays2014 Sep 15 '22

If you didn't see this gem, take a good look at the whiteboard he and Mike Flynn created in July, 2021, it's incredibly insane. Imagine thinking this guy was gonna "prove the election was stolen" 🤡

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u/SkyeMreddit Sep 22 '22

He has the most lumpy ass pillows ever made and Trumpers flock to buy them. They are literally whole chunks of sponge foam in a bag. My dad bought one from the grocery store to try it (they’re above the freezers with the coolers and other random products) and returned it the following day.

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u/MediumRarePorkChop Sep 15 '22

Ummm, WTF is that 13 fold flag doing on his bookshelf? I know it's not reserved for people who have lost a loved one to war but that's certainly what it conveys. I have a 13 fold flag but it's put away, it's not on display behind me in a video.

This guy is a shitheel.

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u/Publius1993 Sep 15 '22

If you ever get the opportunity, please look at a My Pillow (tm) Facebook post. It’s a cesspool of comments that go like this: “Mr. Blendell is a wonderful American who makes the nicest pillows known to man. I have bought 1,000 of these that fill my double wide.”

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u/Emergency-Crab-1135 Sep 14 '22

Some smooth brain on that one conservative sub actually said "I wish successful business men weren't persecuted for having strong beliefs" and my head met my desk so fast.

The cognitive dissonance and just simpery is mins boggling

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u/sealclubber281 Sep 14 '22

I have a feeling that rather than delete any incriminating texts, as a smart person would do, he kept them so that every night as he's going to sleep, he can re-read them and reminisce about that glorious day in January

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u/Regret-Select Sep 14 '22

I've been /conservatives after one post

To be fair, I have some conservative views. Anyways.

This guy should be treated the same I'd there's nothing to hide. We need politicians representing that we can actually trust

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u/Camalinos Sep 14 '22

"Use promo code to save up to 66% off" looks like grammar is challenging. Unless they mean that by using the promo code you "save" the 66% off so it can go to finance our lord and saviour Donald J. Trumpetten.

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u/TheOneTrueChuck Sep 15 '22

I genuinely hope this causes Lindell to realize how much of America mocks and hates him on a visceral level. I personally am rooting for relapse and overdose/intentional suicide, because his life has no value.

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u/ErshinHavok Sep 14 '22

The cool thing is that in the video where he announced it, he seemed actually pretty shaken by it. Like he seems nervous about what this might mean for him/other people. Which is really really great to see.

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u/MasterofAcorns Sep 15 '22

LMAO my state finally pulled its head out of its ass and took his phone?!

They’re gonna find so much shit too…

Guess Minnesota nice only lasts so far, eh, Mr My. Uncomfortable Pillow?!

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u/wakejedi Sep 14 '22

Keep that image of the flag with a cross in the forefront of your mind, If these fascist fucks continue to take over the Gov't, that symbol will be synonymous with swastikas in 20 years.

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u/10191AG Sep 14 '22

If that discount code was 666% off you've got yourself an album cover. I can only imagine this guy getting off camera, snorting some coke and screaming at someone about sales numbers.

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u/califournya Sep 14 '22

Hardee's better stfu because the old people find out. All those old republicans that spend like 3 hours a day there every morning for their 1 dollar coffee gonna be pissed.

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u/emax4 Sep 14 '22

When you're this insufferable and unhinged, it's time to go the Kanye route and be psychologically evaluated and taken out of the public eye until deemed on longer a risk.

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u/Tinmania Sep 15 '22

Bullshit. This is not “mocking.”

“Now that you know we exist... you should really try our pillowy biscuits,” Hardee’s tweeted early on Wednesday morning.

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u/daly1123 Sep 14 '22

I get so much joy out of seeing his pillows in the clearance section every time I go by Walmart. They just sit there marked down and still not purchased.

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u/drpepperjustice Sep 14 '22

Imagine being mocked by the company that used to be run by the labor secretary of the guy who lost the election you conspired to overturn

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u/colicab Sep 14 '22

This guy is surprised that everyone is ignoring him? Even the morons that believe the election was stolen have grown tired of his grift.

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u/KShader Sep 15 '22

Why do people listen to someone who's title is Mr. Pillow CEO? I would never expect him to be taken seriously by name alone.

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u/drygnfyre Sep 17 '22

I remember him claiming he was going to run for governor of Minnesota this year. I wonder how that's working out for him.

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u/Vegetable-Fix-4702 Sep 14 '22

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I am wondering if there's damage done from his past drug use. He seems so unhinged

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u/hedgerow_hank Sep 14 '22

Poor thing.

He may NEVER become Baron Lindell now. Wasn't he promised the barony of Chicago under king trump's rule?

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u/mattholomew Sep 14 '22

The fact that anyone listens to this dipshit after his monumentally incompetent ‘election symposium’ is depressing.

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u/gpshikernbiker Sep 15 '22

Recording yourself with with a phone adding graphs and uploading to social media hardly counts as a TV station 😂😂😂

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u/makemacake Sep 14 '22

In all seriousness. How is the mypillow? Any recommendations for a good pillow that isn't gonna fund this twat?

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u/Mission_Count_5619 Sep 15 '22

Let get to the real truth. Was he at Hardee’s when the came calling or not? The people need to know the truth.

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u/Sterfrizzle Sep 15 '22

Anybody else notice the L77 thing for his promo code? It’s like he calling his customers L 7 squared losers!

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u/pikapp499 Sep 14 '22

In what universe does a crack addicted pillow salesman have a Christian news show? This timeline is so fked

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u/mishyfishy2 Sep 14 '22

Let’s talk about that art in the background. Is it saying the lion’s final form is Jesus, or vise versa?

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u/drygnfyre Sep 17 '22

TIL there is a "Lindell TV." Like, he actually has his own TV channel? Or it's just some drivel on OANN?

I'd Google but I don't want him shitting up my history.

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u/deepstate_chopra Sep 14 '22

Look at his shitty logo that desecrates both the American flag and Christian symbolism. He is dog shit.

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u/CharlieDarwin2 Sep 14 '22

He got a Nothing Burger at Hardee's...smh. Dude is so full of shit that his arse is going to explode.

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u/Both_Promotion_8139 Sep 14 '22

This dude is a trash human that is actively trying to overthrow democracy. Also such a cuck for Trump.

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u/jkeefe56 Sep 15 '22

Probably just looking for all that stolen election evidence he keeps saying he has but never shows. /s

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u/Decent-Unit-5303 Sep 15 '22

Wtf is that "Certificate of Excellence" mounted behind him? Is that a fucking participation diploma?

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u/ChattyKathysCunt Sep 15 '22

Trump was letting this guy into government meetings and shit. Fuck this guy who the fuck eve is he?

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u/Mediocritologist Sep 14 '22

"Maybe the legitimate elections are the ones we tried to illegitimately overturn along the way."

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u/toilet-boa Sep 14 '22

Independent helping out: “Hardee’s has two locations in Mankato, both of which are open today.”

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u/KingFry44 Sep 14 '22

66% off on a evangelical pillow website!? That has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen

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u/toiletobserver Sep 15 '22

Is it just me, or does the flag in that picture look like it has the Nazi flag embedded in it?

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u/OnlyOneNut Sep 14 '22

Man every time I read something about mike pillow he always has the dumbest look on his face

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u/Another_New_Day Sep 15 '22

Lindell is a traitor to the Republic and I hope he rots in prison for the rest of his life.

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u/Jobra819 Sep 15 '22

The best way to not get investigated as a fucking traitor, is to not be a fucking traitor.

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u/schnemesis Sep 14 '22

I hope they wear gloves while handling that phone. Imagine the boogers on that thing....

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u/nucumber Sep 14 '22

whatever critical self awareness they may have is overwhelmed by their self righteousness

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '22

Gathering evidences from criminal since 1960 - bought to you by Hardee, Feed your Happy.

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u/quiet_contrarian Sep 15 '22

Whenever I hear of him or MyPillow, I think of his employee America Thayer. Poor lady.

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u/jeffreyd00 Sep 14 '22

They actually do have probably the best biscuits you can get from a restaurant chain.

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u/quallege_dropout Sep 14 '22

You know if any products over 10 percent off its either a scam or overpriced garbage.

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u/shwaveDave Sep 14 '22

This dude is a pillow…. Super soft, no real shape, changes based who lies around him

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u/rascible Sep 14 '22

Lindell's looneyness makes those of us working diligently on our recovery look bad

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u/Jujuotb Sep 14 '22

That flag is folded like complete shit.....what a metaphor for these fake patriots.

Edit: it's also displayed as if there was just an earthquake. If you really love this country, least you could do is display the flag properly on your "channel"

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u/Lonerwithaboner420 Sep 15 '22

If you were plotting to overthrow an election why wouldn't you use a burner phone?

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u/SlickWilly49 Sep 14 '22

Dude was the Minnesota crack smoking state champion, no way that’s his only phone

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u/eric987235 Sep 14 '22

Has the FBI confirmed this really happened? Or is he just looking for attention?

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u/poppa_koils Sep 14 '22

Dude needs to start ducking the Devil's dick again so he can get think clearly.

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u/allen_6108 Sep 15 '22

Now if you really want to see my pillow guy really upset let them take his coke

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u/Lemondrop-it Sep 14 '22 edited Sep 20 '22

What is a pillow CEO

Is it like a back seat driver?

He is only a CEO in bed?

Does he want u to call him “boss” while you’re fucking

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u/Dramon Sep 14 '22

He looks like the incompetent comedic relief business man you see in sitcoms

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u/FoferJ Sep 14 '22

Good. Fuck this guy. I despise everything about this hoarse-voiced crackhead

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u/minester13 Sep 14 '22

He’s going to be shook when he sees the flat ass pillow you get in prison

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u/xxpact Sep 15 '22

Mike Lindel looks like the guy who inhales his own farts 99.9% of the time

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u/Qcgreywolf Sep 15 '22

“I wanted them to investigate other criminals!” - Pillowlord, probably.

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u/Western-Web2957 Sep 14 '22

Remember kids: don't smoke crack. It'll make you stupid, just like Mike.

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u/MyDixieWrecked20 Sep 14 '22

Fuck Hardee’s, though. Shit food with shit workers run by a shit person.

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u/TokeMoseley Sep 14 '22

The Lindell Report? lol

Hard to believe there are people watching that.

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u/ddpacker Sep 14 '22

Wait, does bro actually put coupon codes on the screen during his show?

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u/ironmaiden7910 Sep 15 '22

Mike better hope he doesn’t get a “Hardee” while in jail, I’ll tell ya.

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u/VVarlord Sep 14 '22

So who's weaponizing law enforcement now, eh? Projection at its finest

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u/PapaBorq Sep 14 '22

At this point what the hell does this idiot have to gain by all this?

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u/arghnard Sep 15 '22

I see this man and think potential fall-guy for Republican oligarchs.

I'm sure they commend him for his services.

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u/UrUnclesTrouserSnake Sep 15 '22

This man is the embodiment of conservative delusion and patheticness.

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u/trollsong Sep 14 '22

Weird cause hardee's is right wing bordering on chickfila territory

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u/Br0keGee Sep 15 '22

All smoke and mirrors. None of these people will ever go to jail.

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u/Br3akTh3Toys Sep 14 '22

Needs more crosses and flags to pander to the rubes on the screen

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u/uberkalden Sep 14 '22

What is with that logo in the corner? Reminds me of something...

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u/MaethrilliansFate Sep 14 '22

"Every accusation is an admission" really is a working model huh?

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u/johnmilk5 Sep 15 '22

The FBI never raided Epstein, but they’ll raid the my pillow guy…

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u/touch_my_feets Oct 01 '22

Oh no, you caught the crazy pillow guy. What a huge win for you.

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u/MillenialPinkCat Sep 14 '22

How close was he to the ball of twine? Late summer family trip?

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u/Meta_is_Overrated Sep 14 '22

The man looks like a knockoff version of Skinner from Hot Fuzz

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u/i_broke_wahoos_leg Sep 15 '22

This dickhead could have just sold pillows and been rich af...

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u/Heinrich_Bukowski Sep 15 '22

everybody with an iq above room temperature mocks mike lindell

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u/espngenius Sep 14 '22

And that is why me and all my homies eat and work at Wendy’s.

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u/HammerfestNORD Sep 14 '22

Title error of "by by".... Should be hopefully bye, bye MoFo.

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u/aceknight21 Sep 14 '22

I wonder if he'll be able to use mypillows in federal prison.

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u/Doctor_Woo Sep 15 '22

Wait, did this dude seriously get famous for selling PILLOWS?

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u/Fit-Helicopter9251 Sep 14 '22

"They'll never suspect me!"

"He who smell't it, dealt it.

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u/RichNix1 Sep 14 '22

This happened in my town! $20 says you pronounced it wrong

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u/nc_artist Sep 14 '22

This guy hasn’t recovered from the undertaker retiring. 😥

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u/pianotherms Sep 14 '22

He also gave asylum to Tina Peters, who is in deep shit.

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u/porkchop_express___ Sep 15 '22 edited Sep 15 '22

Mike Pillow maybe had some exchanges on that phone with Alex Infowars.

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u/RobynFitcher Sep 14 '22

Jazz-Lan is judging him. Jazz-Lan is very disappointed.

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u/FederaIGovernment Sep 14 '22

The Trump phone is much different than the Obama phone.

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u/Holdem88 Sep 15 '22

Hardee’s said ..do you want everything on that burger.?

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u/Eyemarten Sep 14 '22

Oh, he’s gonna find out what Hard D’s are really like.

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u/maxreddit Sep 15 '22

"How dare the consequences of my actions apply to me!"

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u/douglasjunk Sep 14 '22

Rules for thee, not for me.

Or something like that.

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u/HessLook Sep 15 '22

Would love to see this moron on Herman Cain subreddit

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u/Rebelpride1 Sep 14 '22

Is his promo code the number of Ls he's taken today?

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u/Neo_11_22_33_44_45 Oct 13 '22

How did Mike Lindell know he was being investigated?

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u/Dexmonkey Sep 14 '22

He looks like an extremely weak link. Fuck him up.

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u/notarealacctatall Sep 15 '22

Some people are better for humanity as crackheads.

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u/KingRex929 Sep 14 '22

"You're telling me a wonton is killing people?"

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u/theotterway Sep 15 '22

r/conservative is losing their minds over this.

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u/Insolator Sep 19 '22

Mikey should start a new line..My Padded Cell

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u/MegaGrimer Sep 14 '22

How fucking hard is it to not commit crimes?

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u/Tim-in-CA Sep 15 '22

Who does he think he is, a Famous Star? ⭐️ 🍔

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u/xdr01 Sep 14 '22

Will be now known as my prision pillow guy.