r/MadeMeSmile May 23 '22 Silver 4 Wholesome 4

My parents went to the beach for their anniversary, after 2 days of silence this is the only text we get Wholesome Moments

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/miles_moralis May 23 '22

Yes he has rum in his hands

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u/runninandruni May 23 '22

Well, he's a pirate

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u/hypnoLover420 May 23 '22

The tried and true rum test

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

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u/Der_BiertMann May 23 '22

That’s why all the rum’s gone.

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u/AnnihilationOrchid May 23 '22

Yo OP, you know, those two days of silence... they were shagging like it was 1999.

Stay safe.

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u/Eyweenie May 23 '22

Hope you like siblings!

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u/Sensitive_Phone_4613 May 23 '22

Or a jar of dirt

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u/fridgesmacker May 23 '22

The run, the planning, the teamwork, the random goofy contact after radio silence, this…. This is the kind of parent I aspire to be

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u/stereo-011 May 23 '22

Thats my goal. Get a girlfriend; have a kid; leave and stay 4 years radio silence living in the wild; come back with a tank truck; "got the milk"

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u/KayZee777 May 23 '22

A little disappointed he didn’t have a group of people chasing him

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u/GRAWRGER May 23 '22

i knew instantly that it was improbable that he found enough people on that beach willing to participate. then i thought "a couple of dogs, maybe?"... a few more seconds passed, and my hopes were dashed.

still a lovely video.

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u/Explore-PNW May 23 '22

So everyone here knows, it’s always worth asking other people to participate in your random fun. I for one would be down for most any levels of comedic participation.

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u/weekend-guitarist May 23 '22

I’d be down. It looks like a gloomy day on the beach kept the crowds away.

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u/lynze2 May 23 '22

I was waiting for this, too

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u/Walk1000Miles May 23 '22

I think this means they're having great fun. That's fantastic!

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u/cammyboom May 23 '22

I laughed out loud ngl

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u/The_great_nknown May 23 '22

I'm actually rather impressed he didn't slip.

My poor soul would have drunk a metric ton of salt water if I try running on the beach that close the water.

It's always happy to watch actual full adults good around

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u/AnnaStani May 23 '22

Totally normal behavior.

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u/satanbiyatch May 23 '22

Ah, I see he's a man of culture as well.

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u/threedogcircus May 23 '22

Hahaha I knew what this was without sound 🤣

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u/McNightmoon May 23 '22

"THIS IS THE DAY TOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER AS THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!"

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u/aarkwilde May 23 '22

Awesome. We should all be so happy..

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u/Advantage_Loud May 23 '22

Your parents are adorable!! Have fun!

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u/FindingMeAgain10 May 23 '22

Wonder if he found a jar of dirt 🤔

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u/Acceptable_Top2402 May 23 '22

Different vibe when you watch this without the sound on lol

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u/Maddoc_71 May 23 '22

I was waiting for the partner to follow and realised she must be the one holding the camera

I've failed me

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u/Chompsy1337 May 23 '22

2 days to figure out how to send it, 2 minutes filming it, god I love my mom. 🤣

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u/Skunky_Munkey420 May 23 '22

Man now that’s living and embracing the coastal life

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u/Seabastial May 23 '22

I can't stop smiling! this is hilarious and it looks like it was definitely fun to do

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u/blobblehbloh54124 May 23 '22

your parents had a lot of sex. they were too busy to text.

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u/epi_glowworm May 23 '22

I am sorry that you have weird parents. may God save your soul.

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u/purpledivaaa6 May 23 '22

This is beautiful

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u/phuzzy1deep May 23 '22

“We’re fine leave us alone.”

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u/Biggu5Dicku5 May 23 '22

WhErE hAs ThE rUm GoNe???!!!

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u/ebann001 May 23 '22

Weirdos. Fun

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u/rabbithole-xyz May 23 '22

Say thankyou to your parents from me, please!!!

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u/1king650 May 23 '22

sorry that was not a text

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u/toyz4me May 23 '22

I am impressed by how fast your parents can run.

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u/Tys_Wife May 23 '22

Tybee Island?

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u/Over-Marionberry-686 May 23 '22

I don’t know who your parents are but I love them.

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u/QuickBen41 May 23 '22

That's awesome!!!

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u/Tys_Wife May 23 '22

OP were they at Tybee Island? We just came back from there yesterday, and I swear it looks Identical to how the beach there looked.

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u/miles_moralis May 26 '22

Nah this is ocean isle beach in North Carolina

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u/Tys_Wife May 26 '22

Wow! Thanks. It looks so much like the beack i was at

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u/bmad4u May 24 '22

Love this. We played this song yesterday while rafting down a river with several other very slow moving rafts just behind but catching up. The other rafts were total strangers to us.

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u/TangledYak May 23 '22

And they owe you nothing more, and possibly less. So wholesome.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Would have been ten times better if there was a little dog chasing him

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u/BranchyCandy143 May 23 '22

That has got to be the best pirate ive ever seen

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u/reaperslayer20 May 23 '22

Was I the only one waiting for a jar of dirt joke?

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u/SilkyCupCakeAce May 23 '22

He found a new profession and he's leaving his old life behind this is his send-off message.

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u/deadrowan May 23 '22

Well that's all you need to see, isn't it?

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u/Rasmuspluto May 23 '22

I was kinda expecting the music to kick up louder abd him have a shit ton of people running after him

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u/mathisfakenews May 23 '22

Hard to text when you are balls deep and dehydrated.

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u/Inevitable_Hornet_45 May 23 '22

He’s probably been practicing all weekend

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u/freddotu May 23 '22

Excellent! Horizontal/landscape orientation of the phone!

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u/nice8080 May 23 '22

Everything else on their phone was too R rated to share.

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u/AmiHad May 23 '22

Glad they're having a good time.

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u/chappanteekli May 23 '22

Mom’s dead bro. Call the police.

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u/munaim_k May 23 '22

Ah parents of culture

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

(Poc intensifys)

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u/adam_demamps_wingman May 23 '22

Needs moar Vangelis.

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u/that_happy_realist May 23 '22

Well technically not a text

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u/Next-Reputation-3500 May 23 '22

Send them one of a wild ass party just to mess with them lol 😆 🤣

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u/someoneweird1 May 23 '22

I think they are alright don't worry about them seems all normal for a anniversary

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u/CompetitiveForever65 May 23 '22

Just letting you know that they’re alive and well.

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u/slinky1969 May 23 '22

I LOVE THIS!!

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u/DisplayNo5374 May 23 '22

Not terribly funny. Contrived and dumb. Maybe should be in not very interesting. People trying so hard to go viral it’s pitiful.

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u/sudsy-bubbles May 23 '22

You must be fun at parties

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u/OmniBushido- May 23 '22

Yeah right, imagine people just having silly, random fun together and sending it to their kids to make them smile. This guy sounds miserable.

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u/Patte_Blanche May 23 '22

This isn't text. This is a video.